Chapter 44: The Great Lecture Hall
Zhang Qi did not wait for everyone's questions, and continued to preach:
"You know that electricity drives machines, but have you ever wondered what the power that drives humans is?"
Someone raised his hand, Zhang Qiang directly ignored it, and continued: "The energy that drives human action is divided into acquired and innate, the acquired is the five grains, and the innate is the aura of heaven and earth.
I found that the people of this world only know about grains and grains, but they don't know anything about the aura of heaven and earth.
And the acquired grains can only provide the body with basic survival energy.
If you want to activate the full potential of the human body and develop all the treasures, you need Reiki!
Let people completely transcend the realm of mortal things, step into the way of heaven, control heaven and earth, and control all things.
And that's what I'm going to teach you! ”
Hearing this, the egrets, who were originally in the cafeteria, suddenly widened their eyes.
Not only the egret, but also Qin Xiaoxiao, Qin Yu, Zhuang He, Wu Jinmian and others.
Especially Bai Lu and Qin Xiaoxiao, the two almost subconsciously glanced at each other, and they both saw the solemn look in each other's eyes, but neither of them spoke, and continued to listen.
Then Zhang Mad began to give everyone a science popularization of what is the aura of heaven and earth, what is the meridians, what is the acupoints, what is the dantian, but after talking for a while, the students and directors who looked at the following were dumbfounded, and the students and directors who stared at the boss couldn't help but scold: "One by one, like a fool?" ”
The students' faces turned red with anger, but they didn't dare to refute.
Only Qin Xiaoxiao looked at Zhang Crazy with a smile, and his little hand fiddled with the bracelet on his wrist without listening, and a pair of eyes seemed to say: "You'd better not talk nonsense!" ”
Zhang Qi didn't care about her, seeing that the students had no foundation at all, and were about to talk about it from a more basic level, but the bell rang after class.
The arrogance still ignored it, and the students had no intention of leaving.
Zhang Mad continued, but after only a few words, the class bell rang, interrupting Zhang Mad again.
Zhang Mad couldn't help but scold: "Damn, who invented this thing?" Lao Tzu turned around and dismantled it! ”
Qin Xiaoxiao glared at Zhang Qiang: "That's a school public facility, don't mess around." ”
Zhang Yan grinned, and said in his heart: "You are waiting for me to return your favor!" ”
Zhang Mad was about to continue the lecture, when the door opened, and a Mediterranean walked in, shouting: "It's all in class, and one by one still hasn't go, what's the matter, do you have to let me invite you?" In one class, everyone runs three laps around the playground! ”
After shouting, the Mediterranean was stunned.
Because it was a little girl who was grinning at her, at that moment, Ge Guangguang seemed to have returned to the public toilet that made him remember deeply, and the wine he drank last night was instantly sober!
Look at the little girl in front of you again, isn't this the crazy girl who grinded her little tiger teeth that day, grabbed his head and smashed it into the urinal, Luo Xiaomeng?
At that moment, he only felt that his face hurt!
Looking at the other one, Qin Xiaoxiao was looking at him with a smile!
He immediately remembered Chen Ye's father who was jumped by her shot, and in an instant, he felt that his eyebrows hurt more than his face!
With another sweep of his gaze, Wu Jinmian's sharp eyes had already swept over!
Although Wu Jinmian is not from the school, but he is an examiner, she is targeted, and she will not have to take the test for next year's assessment, so let's go home directly.
Ge Guang wanted to cry......
Looking at the others, two silly boys and a very beautiful woman, fortunately, these three people don't seem to be a threat.
He breathed a sigh of relief, but then he heard a cough, and he looked at the podium, and his eyes instantly widened at the boss, and he exclaimed, "Zhang Zhang Zhang...... Teacher Zhang? You, you, you...... Aren't you out of class? ”
At this moment, he is arrogant and very irritable, he just wants to give a good lecture, why is it so difficult?
Seeing that Zhang Qiang's expression gradually became hideous, Ge Guang keenly found that the little girl also became hideous with her facial features, and sharpened her little tiger teeth again!
"Excuse me, farewell!" Ge Guangguang bowed, turned around and ran away.
The next moment, Zhang Madness appeared in the corridor and yelled: "It's good for Lao Tzu, the third and fourth classes of high school start today, except for Lao Tzu's class, all the rest are canceled!"
Who is not convinced, heads-up! ”
There was a roar, and the teachers in the whole building shuddered.
Just kidding, a B+-level Wu Jinmian has already overwhelmed them, and every year they are scared, begging grandpa to tell grandma that he hopes not to meet Wu Jinmian.
And this man has blasted Wu Jinmian's existence with his bare hands!
Moreover, it is said that now Wu Jinmian is his driver.
Coupled with the fact that a local emperor Luo Wancheng's own female apprentice, not to mention his own combat effectiveness, this backer alone is enough to make everyone retreat.
What's more, this thing is still a thug and a vulgar barbarian, not only short-tempered, but also black and yin.
Therefore, after listening to it, all the teachers silently crossed out the third and fourth classes of high school on the class schedule.
After closing the door, Zhang Mad returned to the podium again, looked at the students below and said, "I know, you are hungry and thirsty for the teacher to nourish you, but ......"
The faces of the three daughters, Bai Lu, Qin Xiaoxiao, and Wu Jinmian were black and red, if it weren't for the fact that the guy in front of him was indeed a vulgar thing, he said this purely smoothly, not deliberately, they would have done it a long time ago.
Zhang Mad continued: "However, the meal has to be eaten bite by bite, and the baby has to be born little by little!"
However, Lao Tzu found it too difficult to give you a little bit of popular science.
Three months later, the city will take the joint entrance examination, and I don't want you to embarrass Lao Tzu.
So, I'm ready to cut corners. ”
What Zhang Madness said before, what Yin and Yang Five Elements, Bagua, Acupoints around the body, and the eight veins of Qi Jing, they listened to it in the clouds, although intuitively knew that what Zhang Madness said was very advanced and awesome, but they couldn't understand it!
As soon as he heard that he could take a shortcut, one by one suddenly came to his senses, staring at Zhang Qiang with big eyes, and waiting for his follow-up.
Zhang Madness raised his hand and pointed at Qin Yu and said, "You, come here!" ”
Qin Yu shuddered, although he was a little panicked, but he still walked to the podium honestly.
Zhang said arrogantly: "Take off your clothes." ”
"Huh?!" Qin Yu was stunned.
The faces of Egrets, Wu Jinmian, Qin Xiaoxiao and Luo Xiaomeng also turned red.
Zhang Kang said: "Ah, what? You don't understand the meridians, you don't understand the acupoints, I don't give you one by one, you remember wrong, you went crazy and burped, don't blame Lao Tzu for not care. ”
When Qin Yu heard this, he gritted his teeth and excused himself directly, and took off his pants first!
The egret and the others blushed and were about to turn their heads.
Zhang Bang on the table: "You don't have to take off your pants, you're fucking more hooligan than Lao Tzu!" Don't you see a woman in the classroom? ”
Qin Yu's face was almost black, his eyes were full of tears, his face was full of grievances, and he wailed in his heart: "Teacher, you didn't say that you kept your pants?" ”