Chapter 92: Drunk
scolded loudly, Luo Xiaomeng really stopped crying.
She didn't know why, but when she heard this familiar scolding, it was as if she had found a backer, and her heart suddenly stabilized a lot.
Zhang Mad patted Luo Xiaomeng's head and said, "Isn't it just a breakthrough to the innate nature?" Rest assured, there are promising teachers, this is not a matter! ”
"Really?" Luo Xiaomeng shouted excitedly.
Zhang Crazy raised his head: "Nonsense, when did Lao Tzu lie to you?" ”
Luo Xiaomeng grinned: "Master, train me!" ”
Zhang Mad glanced at a few people who were still in a state of cultivation: "Go out to practice, there is too much movement here, and it is easy to disturb them." ”
Luo Xiaomeng nodded obediently and followed Zhang Mad towards the door like a little tail.
Pushing open the door, the two were dumbfounded.
I saw a broken car parked at the door without concern, the front of the car was deflated, and the hood was lifted high.
On the side, an old man was spread on the ground, his face was pale, his anger was like a gossamer, and he muttered to himself: "Hungry...... Hungry ......"
The strange thing is that there was a lot of food and water spilled on the ground not far from the side of the truck, but the old man had no intention of going over to get it.
On the contrary, there were many footprints on the spot, and those footprints trampled out of the pit on the ground.
Zhang muttered, "Who the is this?" Which old man came to touch the porcelain? ”
Luo Xiaomeng said: "Master, this seems to be Principal Ge." ”
When Zhang Yan heard this, he immediately leaned in and took a closer look: "This skinny face really looks a bit like Ge Yunsheng...... But how long has he been hanging around here? They all stepped out of the pit. ”
Luo Xiaomeng said: "Master, look, did you save people first?" I felt like he was about to hang up. ”
Zhang said arrogantly: "It seems to have been hung up, why don't you throw it out, so as not to be held responsible." ”
As soon as he heard this, the old man, who was so angry that he seemed to be dying, widened his eyes sharply, and shouted, "I haven't been able to save it yet!" ”
Luo Xiaomeng looked at Zhang Madness, and Zhang Madness coughed dryly: "What do you want me to do?" Hurry up and save people! ”
Luo Xiaomeng immediately took action, grabbed Ge Yunsheng's legs, and ran to the yard.
Ge Yunsheng's body was dragged all the way on the ground, and his newly awake brain hit the threshold, and he directly rolled his eyes, and wailed in his heart: "Are you rescuing or killing......"
After a sip of water, Ge Yunsheng had a dream, in which he was lying on his stomach in the river and drinking.
Slowly, he opened his eyes.
The entrance is a rough face and a baby face.
Seeing Zhang Qiang, Ge Yunsheng's tears were about to fall, with a crying voice: "Zhang ...... Zhang ......"
"Don't talk, eat something first, I'm afraid you'll tell yourself to die. Let me tell you, Lao Tzu has no money to compensate you, so don't touch porcelain! After Zhang Mad finished speaking, he motioned Luo Xiaomeng to continue feeding Ge Yunsheng.
Luo Xiaomeng took a bowl of porridge and stuffed it into Ge Yunsheng's mouth, and after a few mouthfuls, Luo Xiaomeng looked at Ge Yunsheng who was in tears, and her heart softened: "Principal, you don't have to be excited, you don't have to be moved, this is what I should do."
My master said that respecting teachers is the most basic moral bottom line of a person.
Don't worry, I promise to give you all this bowl of porridge, you don't have to look at me pitifully...... Open your mouth, ah......"
As a result, Ge Yunsheng shut up and resisted a little.
Luo Xiaomeng was puzzled: "Why don't you open your mouth?" Oh, I see, you're too small a spoon! It's okay, I'll pour it for you in a bowl! ”
When Ge Yunsheng heard this, he was anxious, and he was about to say something with his mouth, but Luo Xiaomeng's eyes were quick, and he poured a bowl of porridge directly.
The next moment, Ge Yunsheng burst into tears, opening his mouth and making a clicking sound.
Luo Xiaomeng said: "Principal, don't get excited, don't cry, you ...... Don't be in a hurry to thank me, you eat first, you swallow down, why did you vomit? Ay?
You've got a lot of little bubbles in your mouth...... Your lips are so red, they're getting redder, and they're getting thicker......"
When Zhang Qiang heard this, he quickly looked back, and saw Ge Yunsheng, who had thin lips, and his lips were as thick as two big sausages at this moment!
Zhang Mad raised his hand and pinched a little porridge in his hand, and then looked at Luo Xiaomeng: "Uh...... Xiaomeng, you didn't blow it? ”
Luo Xiaomeng looked up at Zhang Madness: "Uh...... Forgot.
He...... Hot? ”
"You...... What do you think? ”
"Uh......" Luo Xiaomeng groaned for a while, and then quietly grabbed a stick.
Zhang Mad asked, "What are you doing?" ”
Luo Xiaomeng said: "It is said that hitting the back of the brain can make people lose their memory for a short time......"
Ge Yunsheng glared at Luo Xiaomeng angrily, and said in his heart that you respect your teacher so much, right? Also, you can feed the porridge that has just come out of the pot?
Zhang Mad hurriedly snatched the stick down: "Xiaomeng, it's not right for you to do this!" ”
Ge Yunsheng nodded vigorously and looked at Zhang Qiang gratefully.
Then I listened to Zhang Arrogant: "Drinking too much can actually cause amnesia, commonly known as fragments." ”
Ge Yunsheng glared at the two of them angrily, and then saw that these two fucking masters and apprentices really got a jar of wine, one pinched his mouth open, and the other poured it into it......
Ge Yunsheng wailed in his heart: You guys kill me......
……
When Ge Yunsheng woke up again, he found that his lips were no longer foaming, and everything seemed to be back to normal.
Move your body and relax without any fatigue or even hunger.
When he walked out of the room, he saw a little Lori squatting in the pit, and a strong man grabbed a big hammer and slammed it on her like a stake......
The little girl rolled her eyes when she was beaten, but she shouted: "Come again, come again, come again!" ”
Ge Yunsheng rubbed his eyes, thinking that he was dreaming.
After a long time, he found that his vision had not changed, so he woke up from a dream and shouted, "Teacher Zhang, wait a minute." ”
Zhang Mad stopped thrashing, then looked at Ge Yunsheng and grinned: "Principal Ge, are you awake?" ”
Ge Yunsheng nodded, just about to say that I still remember the thing you fed me boiling water porridge before.
As a result, I heard Zhang arrogantly said: "You too, make a phone call before you come, and don't notify you." If we hadn't gone out early, you'd have starved to death......
But it's all right, after three days of careful care from us, you're back to normal! ”
Ge Yunsheng frowned: "Wait a minute, I remember ......"
"You don't have to remember our kindness, anyway, you should take care of you. Good boy, send off! ”
After Zhang Madness finished speaking, he turned around and left.
Luo Xiaomeng got up, pulled Ge Yunsheng and walked out the door.
By the time Ge Yunsheng came back to his senses, the door was already closed.
Only then did Ge Yunsheng come back to his senses and shouted, "Insolence, you open the door, don't think I'm fooling...... I still remember when you fed me boiling water porridge! ”
Then the door opened, and a large hand reached out and dragged him in, and in a few moments he heard a coo-knock, a he-bang sound.
After a while, a little girl's voice sounded: "Master, it's almost, right?" ”
"Last time it was one and a half catties of liquor, this time it was three catties, it must have been broken! When he wakes up, send him away directly......" said arrogantly.
Luo Xiaomeng snorted: "Last time he slept for three days, this time I don't know how long I will sleep." ”
"Sleep as long as you like."
"Uh-huh......"
Then the irresponsible master and apprentice began a new round of training.
It's just that in the middle, Zhang Qiang will help Ge Yunsheng do physiotherapy, and the aura enters the body, and all the old cold legs and other diseases in Ge Yunsheng's body have disappeared. And the internal organs also began to rejuvenate under the nourishment of the arrogant aura......
"Master, are you apologizing?" Luo Xiaomeng asked.
Zhang said arrogantly: "Why do you want to apologize? ”
Luo Xiaomeng said: "I'll feed him porridge......"
Zhang laughed: "If you don't feed him porridge, he will starve to death." Although your porridge is terrible, but you saved his life, how can you apologize? ”
Luo Xiaomeng thought about it, they didn't invite Ge Yunsheng, Ge Yunsheng himself came and starved half to death, and he didn't blame them. On the contrary, they rescued Ge Yunsheng, and it seemed that Ge Yunsheng should thank them.
Zhang Qi continued: "Give him a drink, the main thing is to make him not too excited, otherwise his broken body will burp accidentally." As for the second drink, I just didn't want to hear him......
But this guy's body is broken enough, once you get acquainted, you should give him a creation. ”
"Oh......" Luo Xiaomeng understood.
Zhang said arrogantly: "Oh? Although you saved his life, he is your principal, elder, and you should save his life. But dereliction of duty and scalding him is your fault.
Go, get out, take the punishment and go! ”
"Master, are you still coming?"
"Squat!"
"Oh......"
Bang bang bang......