Chapter 284: The boy's urine was mixed with grass and wood ashes, and his eyes were opened~

But there are still some imperfections.

The leg of the roast chicken is lame, the ears of the roast suckling pig are gone, and the lobster has become a one-armed hero...

Four pairs of small hands were busy on the offering table, and it was Zhang Song and Hua Chunyu.

It's not about setting things up, it's about stealing food!

Seeing Wang Yue's view, the three hands suddenly stopped, and only Zhang Song was possessed by the dry rice man, still eating nonsense.

Nima, it's really self-help!

"Zhang Song, what are you doing, you want to grab food from the dead ghosts?"

Wang Yue glanced at several people sternly.

These foods are not only for Zheng Hongshi, but also for ghosts.

There is no ghost escort, what should I do if the dead ghost runs away?

Several people didn't speak, Zhang Song puffed out his cheeks, and he didn't dare to chew what was in his mouth.

Experience tells him that in the face of Brother Hua, he can make mistakes, but he must not commit crimes against the wind.

Ahem, ahem.

An untimely cough sounded.

Wang Yue glanced at Hua Chunyu, then turned his head and pretended not to see it.

Belch~

Needless to say, I knew that I choked again...

Wei Hongyan, who was masked with black veil, hurriedly stepped forward.

"Brother Hua, you dissipate your anger, there are a lot of these foods, and the kitchen has prepared double portions!"

With the release of the official metaphysics Daxing, Wei Hongyan was completely honest.

Brother Hua is like a mountain in her heart, and she can't see the whole picture clearly when she looks up.

She is self-aware and shows her true face, it is impossible for Brother Hua to take a fancy to her.

But it is still necessary to build a good relationship.

Even the four people below Brother Hua are also the objects of her stammering.

Wang Yue nodded!

"Well, there are double portions?"

Then he leaned down and sniffed at a roast chicken.

Authentic Texas grilled chicken, 328 yuan a piece, good thing!

Wang Yue unceremoniously tore off a chicken leg.

"Uh-huh, what, the ghosts are very picky, I'll taste them first, in case the taste is not right, I will worry about you for the rest of your life."

The powder on Wei Hongyan's face was frightened, and he hurriedly nodded in agreement.

"Brother Hua, you taste more, taste everything, and you must not hold a grudge."

Have fun and hold grudges for a lifetime, then this life must be very short...

Wang Yue made it, but the four pairs of eyes looked at him with resentment.

I wanted to eat alone for a long time, shameless!

Wang Yue blinked and gestured to the table.

Several people were instantly overjoyed and started one after another.

Such a good buffet, if you don't eat a wall to come out, I'm sorry for such a big table.

It's not bad, the boss is still human!

Of course, Wang Yue has a human touch.

Only when you are full can you have the strength to work.

The key is to spend the Zheng family's money~

Tomorrow I have to go back to the other side of the flower, the more I eat, the better, and one meal for a year is only satisfactory.

Eat and drink to your heart's content, and midnight finally arrives.

Wang Yue sat in the middle of the offering table, with Wei Hongyan and Zheng Chenghe behind him, and Zhang Songhua Chunyu and Zhang Qianqi on one side.

Kejin stood in front of the offering table in a Taoist robe, shaking the talisman in one hand and babbling in his mouth.

"One Xuan, one Yin and Yang, the Lord of Kejin mourns the King of Hades, there are nine pillars in the sky, there are nine good in the earth, and now there is the new deceased Zheng Hongshi Seven, willing to ask the soul to visit the relatives Wei Hongyan and Zheng Chenghe..."

As Kjin spoke, a large dark cloud drifted in and swallowed the moon tightly.

The street lights were already off, and as the moon disappeared, it was pitch black everywhere, except for the light of the burning paper in front of the mourning hall.

Smoke and dust rose everywhere, and the ashes of the plants and trees were scraped up.

Zhang Qianqi and Hua Chunyu glanced at each other.

Then he frowned and looked into the darkness of the doorway.

Wang Yue was also frowning and watching.

Is this coming?

That's right, the first seven souls are the Great Dao of Humanity, and the underworld must let them go.

Even if it is slaughtered by 10,000 people, there are seven emotions and six desires, and you have to go home to remember.

Ten minutes passed.

The wind was howling, and the darkness was still there, but the dead ghost Zheng Hongshi was never seen.

Kjin had already changed several summons, and his head was sweating.

"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, the Underworld is not good, the Kejin Dojo has money and goods, just for accommodation..."

It's the 6th time, and Kejin has no words.

One-trick pony!

It would be a shame if such a trivial thing as returning to the soul could not be done, especially in front of Zhang Qianqi and the two newcomers.

He is bent on fighting for his brother!

Now that the calf is finished, the first step is stuck.

"You two go and help!"

Wang Yue faced Wei Hongyan and Zheng Chenghe Dao.

The conjuring is much the same, and there is nothing wrong with what Kejin does.

There is no other way, now I can only let my relatives go into battle to see if I can hook up the dead ghost Zheng Hongshi.

In the pitch-black environment, Wei Hongyan and Zheng Chenghe were shocked.

They hurriedly let go of each other's grips.

If this is a real mother and son, it is nothing to pull it, but the little mother with the eldest child is very improper.

The two of them faked seriousness for a moment and slowly walked in front of Kejin.

It's just that they thought they were doing something very hidden, but four people found out, except for Zhang Song, who didn't have yin and yang eyes.

Wang Yue was a little tired.

The yin qi has not dispersed, getting stronger and stronger, but there are no ghosts.

Maybe it was because of these two people.

When you meet such a relative, do you come up to find anger?

Gram is also unambiguous.

He vented his anger on the two of them.

"Drink it!"

A bowl of muddy water was handed over.

Wei Hongyan and Zheng Chenghe frowned.

The light is indeed very dark, but this water is not transparent, absolutely sewage!

Maybe it's poisonous~

At the very least, it's going to be diarrhea...

"This is soul-attracting water, maybe Zheng Hongshi is stuck on the Nai He Bridge, you squirt down this mouthful of water, and he will find the way!"

Kejin swore that he was convinced, and Zhang Qianqi on the side held back a smile.

It's a cana, it's not a corpse, and the dead ghost won't use jump~

Even if it's true, where does the water go?

If it really could be sprayed below, the underworld would have become a water village long ago.

There is no medium to connect at all.

Seeing that the two of them drank the water, and then sprayed it in the brazier, Zhang Qianqi finally laughed.

"Wo-haha-ha, grass..."

"Hold back!" Wang Yue scolded harshly.

Zhang Qianqi stopped, holding his stomach and enduring.

Wang Yue glared at him again.

Of course he knows what's going on.

It wasn't soul-attracting water at all, it was a child's urine mixed with grass and wood ash mixed with gram gold.

To put it bluntly, it's Kejin peeing and mud playing.

will play these, after all, he is still a child.

He can also guess the purpose, it is nothing more than to let the two of them open their eyes and bump into ghosts.

Under the yang, its yin is considerable.

Grass ash and boy urine are this principle,

Although it tastes big and disgusting, it has no health effects.

It's not bad, the boy's urine is still traditional Chinese medicine~

Zhang Qianqi's joke is very ignorant, and it is easy to expose Kejin's little Jiujiu.

Gangs commit crimes, how can they tear each other down?

Phew, it's a team~

It seems that because the hands of the two are separated, and it seems to be the bowl of soul-attracting water that is out of tune, the scene has finally changed.

The spirit flags were hunting, the gates were blown and shaking, and the ashes of the grass and trees were lifted by the wind.

Kejin burned the paper with one hand, and said to Wei Hongyan and the two on the other.

"See, your dead ghost is very angry, obviously you provoked him!"

The two of them chuckled in their hearts.

Won't it really come, will it be discovered?

Kejin pursed his lips, and he reaped a wave of coolness.

Brother Xuehua is also very cool to speak.

Learn to pretend to be strong, it must be more enjoyable.

As he spoke, a black shadow appeared in the doorway out of thin air, somewhat vague and translucent.

He lowered his head and walked slowly step by step.

In the distance, a gust of wind struck.

Accompanied by a deep voice.

"Hongyan, Chenghe, do you call me? I'm coming."

It seems to be the sound of the rustling wind, and it seems to have flowing water washing over the rocks, and the timbre is extremely difficult to understand!

Seeing such a sound and light effect, Wei Hongyan's scalp was numb, and his face was pale!