Chapter 302: Don't pretend to be a monk if your eyebrows aren't white

Hahaha...

There was a hearty laugh in the car, and Kejin laughed the most cheerfully.

Combined with Wang Yue's words, everyone understood what was going on.

There is no Zheng Hongshi in the umbrella, Wang Yue bought an umbrella, but he was actually fishing!

No one knows where the umbrella that really holds Zheng Hongshi is, but it is definitely still in Wang Yue's hands.

This can be guessed from Wang Yue's elusive rune paper and divine sword.

Hua Ge has a legendary piece of equipment!

An artifact that can hold things.

Zhang Song finally understood.

It's all a trick, and it's Wang Yue's conspiracy.

He couldn't help but say embarrassed again.

"Brother Hua, I, not only did I lose my umbrella, but I haven't seen who stole it..."

It was so exciting that he had forgotten about the umbrella.

Although the fish bites the hook, it eats and slips, and this is a failure.

Kejin's eyes rolled and he said like a treasure.

"Brother Hua, I saw it, it's the business car of Songcheng Gua King!"

"Three bald men in suits got out of the car when they passed by umbrellas and took them all away!" Zhang Qianqi added.

"Judging from their appearance, they all wear makeup, and they have a deep foundation in disguise." Hua Chunyu concluded.

Wang Yue nodded when he heard this, he picked up his mobile phone, and Douyin searched for "Songcheng Melon King".

A small Internet celebrity with tens of thousands of fans, there are a lot of videos, most of which are melon-eating videos.

"The new subsidy for the second child is 500,000, opening a new era of national baby-making!"

"The subsidy for the third child is 1 million, and I won't be compensated for eating the eighth child's honey hamburger!"

"The latest subsidy in rural areas, hurry up and apply!"

"Fast into the city, welfare housing is distributed by household."

"If you have the following conditions, you can apply for retirement at the age of 20..."

Wang Yue's brows furrowed.

Nima, can the last one be more unreliable?

Why don't you say that you will retire in your mother's womb!

I haven't graduated yet, and I haven't paid my pension insurance, how can I quit?

Wang Yue couldn't help but click on the video.

"Want to retire at twenty? Simple, as long as you are born in 3023, when machines replace humans, as long as you can live to be 20 years old, you can directly enter the metaverse to retire without working..."

Then there are various visions of a thousand years from now.

Wang Yue turned off the video directly.

He understood.

This is a puzzle piece, with a special donkey lip to stick to the horse's mouth, and a green onion to the pig's nose.

Look for the heifer all day long, pick the tail of the cow and start blowing...

You don't have to look at it, the others are also this punch.

After waiting for a while, there was no movement in the system, and Wang Yue decided to take the initiative.

With the Tianji mirror in hand, he began to measure.

"Douyin ID: Songcheng Gua King, eighteenth-line anchor, so happy, not doing business, three blows and six whistles a day, five horses and spears, get it, search, Mao Zhengguang, bald dew anti-account..."

Wang Yue really won't be able to do it this time.

This set of northeast knocks down, and the smell of bud rice stubble is too strong.

But the last one made him stunned.

"Target is dead!"

From the appearance of foreign werewolves to now, it has been less than two hours.

People are dead?

Kill somebody to do away with a witness!

There is no other explanation than this.

If it's really a coincidence or fate, the system will remind him to pay attention when they meet just now.

Wang Yue began to speculate.

The other party took the umbrella and fled quickly, then opened the umbrella to check one by one, and finally found nothing.

They found out they had been fooled.

In order to hide his tracks, he directly wiped out the exposed Songcheng Melon King...

The clue is broken.

And he dared to conclude that the King of Songcheng Gua didn't know anything, and it was the shield that the other party was looking for.

But it's still a bit far-fetched, why would the other party choose an anchor?

Isn't it easier to find an ordinary person, or more economical?

Wang Yue, who was slamming the door, was the first to think of money, and then he seemed to think of something and opened the homepage of the Pure Land of Bliss.

There was already a lot of noise inside, and there was scolding everywhere.

"You are brave enough, have you been slapped in the face by Brother Hua now?"

"Little monk, Brother Hua said, the people you follow the list, Brother Hua has kept it."

"Emma, it's really heartwarming, it actually affects the innocent, can your mana work?"

"Take the pass, never again!"

"Goose pedestrian, the difference between you and Brother Hua is not only mana, but also human nature."

"Paralysis, I see that you Kahiro Jiliang is very relieved, and now I know that it is Meng."

"I want Brother Hua to show the way, and I want Brother Hua to wipe his buttocks, if I want you to buy a piece of tofu and kill you~"

"If you don't have the power, don't follow Brother Fenghua, the official investigation of the dozen or so people of the Yellow Cross has been announced, and they are all real volunteers!"

"Don't pretend to be a monk if your eyebrows are not white, not all mages are called Brother Hua..."

All the ridicule, the Pure Land of Bliss has provoked the anger of the people.

The first three of Karma are quite accurate, they are all wicked people, and the last hand is exposed in an instant.

And this hand involves the innocent, it really can't be easily whitewashed.

After browsing the homepage for a while, Wang Yue opened the watchlist of the Pure Land of Bliss.

There are less than twenty people, and more than a dozen people are the latest concerns, all of them from the Yellow Cross.

After looking for a long time, Wang Yue exited the homepage.

He didn't find the King of Songcheng Melon.

If he found it, then he could be sure that the Pure Land of Bliss was behind it.

Robbing the soul of the ninth evildoer Zheng Hongshi definitely has a big power and a big conspiracy.

Although it is not, the Pure Land of Bliss cannot clear suspicion.

Cultivating the world is the focus of the Pure Land of Bliss.

If there is no silver three hundred taels here, the opponent should not do it.

The difficulty rose, and Wang Yue was confused.

The car was driven by Zhang Qianqi, and he began to brush the bean sound.

I haven't updated the news for a long time, and fans are in a hurry.

Especially after a Pure Land of Bliss, he felt that he should take a stand.

In the homepage comments, there are inquiries everywhere.

Pollen is even sharpening knives, once Wang Yue denies the relationship with the Pure Land of Bliss, they will definitely start a battle.

In the face of the pollen that sincerely protects himself, Wang Yue picked out the words and posted.

"There have been a lot of rumors about me and the Pure Land of Bliss recently, saying that we know each other and can check each other's gaps, and I solemnly inform you now, those are all nonsense..."

"Please keep your eyes open, look at Brother Hua, I will never disappoint everyone, let alone go down the wrong path..."

"There is a guarantee for me to find white things, the other side flower app has been launched, and the top 10 orders will be rewarded, so you can buy as soon as possible!"

As soon as the post was posted, the comments broke 100 in an instant, and the building was quickly built at a rate of hundreds per minute.

A tall building is a matter of ten minutes.

"Sofa, Brother Hua, I understand."

"Bench, I guess that's it."

"The floor, it's a little cold, but I guess the Pure Land of Bliss is much cooler than me."

"A cool song for the Pure Land of Bliss, don't worry about the heat on the way west."

"Alas, is it because I can't get home, or is Brother Hua cheating..."

The pollen all received Wang Yue's signal.

The first paragraph clarifies, and the second paragraph is ironic, indicating that the two have nothing to do with each other.

The Pure Land of Bliss is a hot one, at most a little monk who is not good at learning.

And Wang Yue's third paragraph immediately made the other side sparkle.

Is there a reward for placing an order on the app?

Nima, the other side of the flower actually has a white thing app?

Many people know this and are shocked to close their mouths.

Is it so convenient, the dead don't need to call, they can place orders directly on the app, and they can even help themselves with the selection of goods.

That's a feat, especially for people who know how to do it.

The funeral industry is too chaotic, everyone has it, and it is not uncommon to steal customers.

It can be seen that the kind of coffin shop that has not been open for three years and has been open for three years.

No way, this doesn't happen all the time, a lot of things are on the plate.

Those who understand will be cheaper and more affordable, and those who don't understand will come up and kill you.

If you hesitate on your face, people will start to fool.

"Burning incense on paper is respect, and the focus is sincerity."

"Spending more is sincerity!"

"Don't bargain, things related to the gods can't be measured by money..."

As soon as these words come out, you are ashamed of yourself, and you are afraid in your heart.

After paying the money obediently, I have to thank the owner for the reminder...

"Friendly reminder, don't forget to support a wave of cool officials."