Chapter 309 Who dares to take the overlord's car, Lao Tzu sneered at him
Woooooo
Woo woo...
I don't know how long I cried, but Kejin finally felt better.
There was no crying, and the whirring sound came.
Kjin was stunned.
Only then did he remember that he was still in the taxi, and there was a driver in the front seat.
Big man crying nose, so ashamed...
It's going to be laughed at.
But fortunately, the driver was snoring and should not have heard it.
The engine was ringing, and from time to time a vehicle whizzed by.
Kkin sensed something was wrong.
The driver is snoring, but who's driving?
If you look closely, the guiding paper crane is still flying under the headlights, and the car is still moving forward.
100 miles!
I, Nima, was instantly wet with cold sweat.
Kkin looked at the driver in amazement.
Not only sleeping, but also wearing headphones, and the phone is still on the stand.
Rice planting songs, big pixiu, love like fire...
At the moment, what is playing is an orangutan dance, and the young lady is shaking her pectoralis major muscles in fat tears!
🔥 Jump!
The pock-faced driver is so trendy~
But the hands are down, the snoring is loud, the eyes are still closed, and the car is driving so silky?
Kjin's eyes widened.
Finally, the car began to drift.
Could it be that there is a lane warning function?
But this is a broken Jetta~
Finally, Kage saw clearly.
There is no lane warning, but there is automatic deviation correction.
The pockmarked driver rolled over and touched the steering wheel with his arm.
The car is back to right!
What a metaphysics.
Kejin was gone.
He didn't call the driver, but continued to look unconvinced.
He still doesn't believe that he can still not be discovered by him if he plays metaphysics with a genius Taoist face!
But the truth is very slap in the face.
The numb-faced driver will pick his nose and shake his arm, but he can straighten the steering wheel every time.
Kejin stared at him for an hour, and finally he couldn't stand it anymore and fell asleep.
In this way, under the guidance of the tireless paper crane, the Jetta unlocked the automatic driving and ran on the highway.
Kkin woke up in a daze.
This sleep was long, but the quality was not good.
Dreaming again.
In the dream, it was still the instruction of the master Zhengyi.
Just like in yesterday's dream, covered in blood, he told him.
"Don't cry Kejin, fate is caused and destroyed, even if you take the million, the master doesn't blame you.
This money is both a disaster and an opportunity.
Seon lost his horse, but he didn't know if it was a blessing.
Without this, you can't meet Wang Yue, after all, you're just a member of Vanity Fair!
Shuiyunguan is handed over to you, keep the ancestor well, we can do anything, don't let the ancestor be wronged!
Follow Wang Yue and do a good job, he is destined to be a noble person in your life, and he can suppress your metallicness..."
Wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes, Kejin nodded fiercely, solemnly promising in his heart.
"Master, don't worry, as long as I take revenge, I will immediately go back to the other side of the flower, and I can't take the ancestor to the other side of the flower~"
is working hard, and the whirring voice comes again.
Nima, the driver is still sleeping.
Is he a pig?
Kejin looked around, the sky was already bright, and it was almost noon, and the car had stopped.
Oh no, what about the paper cranes?
"Don't fall asleep, wake up~"
"Damn, you're up, the butterflies are lost."
"If I don't get up again, I'll run away?"
Finally, this last sentence is very useful.
That made the driver sit up with a swish.
"Who dares to take the overlord car, Lao Tzu doesn't scold him~"
As he spoke, he turned around and looked viciously at Kjin.
Kejin was cold.
Anyway, he is also a metaphysical person, and he can still be intimidated by a taxi driver?
Still Karma?
Brother Hua has seen too much!
"You're going to run away?" The driver asked fiercely.
Not to mention, it's quite fierce.
"Heh, you said okay to catch butterflies, you look outside, there are people everywhere, what about butterflies?" Kejin replied without fear.
"Cut, you wait!"
The pockmarked driver got out of the car after speaking.
Seeing this, Kjin also followed.
His bull temper also came up.
A butterfly, that's a guiding crane, he doesn't believe he can really find a butterfly?
Outside the car is a parking lot halfway up the mountain, surrounded by high mountains and dense forests, and the water mist in the canyon below the mountain is churning, and many people are holding up their mobile phones to take pictures.
Obviously, this is a scenic area.
The numb-faced driver did not wait and see, but looked around.
Kkin leaned against the car, gloating with schadenfreude on his face and bitter words in his heart.
You shouldn't be sleeping.
The guiding paper crane is made of stacked rune paper, and he has not yet learned to draw this kind of talisman, and Zhengyi only passed it to him.
If it weren't, that group of evil cultivators would really not be found.
It's all to blame on this driver!
Kkin thought hatefully.
The idea of his escape became even heavier.
"Oh, white butterfly, okay?"
The driver asked, pointing to a white butterfly flying by.
Kgin's face darkened.
He felt that he had made a fatal mistake.
Sure enough, seeing that he didn't respond, the pock-faced driver didn't care, and ran away with a swish.
Not far away, a yellow butterfly is leisurely touching flowers and grass.
The next moment, it was grasped by a big righteous hand.
The pock-faced driver smiled heartily.
"Flower thief, follow Uncle Ben to receive the reward~"
Looking at the butterfly handed in front of him, Kejin wanted to cry without tears.
He was still reasonable, he really found the yellow butterfly, and he couldn't say anything.
Besides, I drove all night.
"How much?" Kkin resigned himself to his fate.
"1,100 kilometers, 4 yuan per kilometer, plus the 1,000 you reward, round it up to you, and give 10,000!"
Kgin's eyes widened.
Why is it 10,000, isn't this a robbery?
"Bastard, is there a rounding, why don't you say wipe zero?"
Kjin erupted.
At the moment of the great enemy, he has no good temper.
"Okay, let's erase the two zeros after the decimal point for you, 10,000 yuan!"
Kkin is crazy.
Stinky and shameless, you still use you to wipe it after the decimal point?
Specially, just ask if you can find it if you don't wipe it?
Kejin didn't want to ink anymore.
He served.
With such a driver, even the opportunity to grieve is deprived.
Along the way, in addition to shock, it is angry.
He wanted to find a no-man's corner to lick his wounds.
Kejin directly scans the code to pay.
Enter the password, pop up... Insufficient balance!
In an instant, Kejin also blew up.
More than a million wives, how can it be insufficient?
Sweat unconsciously oozes from his forehead, and Kejin quickly operates it with his mobile phone.
The balance of the letter is 0.00 yuan.
The balance of the bank card is 0.00 yuan.
Dozens of Huaguo Bank information prompts, starting in the early hours of the morning and continuing until the first five minutes.
From bottom to top:
"Your account password level is too low, it is recommended to change the password!"
"Your Account..."
Say the important thing three times, and then ...
"Solemnly remind that recent criminals have stolen bank customer information by multiple means, please be sure to change your password immediately!"
"Solemnly remind..."
Important things three more times.
"Your account is transferring .22 yuan, please confirm whether you are operating..."
"If the user does not answer, the account will be automatically locked for two hours, and it will be automatically credited to the account after expiration..."
"The two-hour user protection period has expired, and the transfer is successful..."
Kkin was about to cry until he saw the last message.
"Your funds are suspected of being stolen, please go to the counter to go through the recovery process..."
Nima!
The money is gone!
What's even more outrageous is that with these tips, he doesn't even have a place to appeal.
It's so ruthless!
"Boy, are you really planning to make an Overlord car?"
At the sarcastic words, Kejin's face turned red for a moment.
"Come, look at my brother's license plate, I'm not afraid to tell you, you can think about it, brother has someone in the demon spirit~"
00544!
Of course Kkin knows.
Covered by Brother Hua and the Special Research Institute, he is not afraid of demons and spirits.
But he loves face and is afraid of being embarrassed.
Just spread this matter, Wang Yue can laugh at him for the rest of his life!