Chapter 452: It's easy to please God, but it's hard to send God
Faced with the resentment of the broom star, Wang Yue was even more resentful.
I thought that I would find a fairy or a boy and borrow fairy energy to enter the Chixia Temple, but who would have thought that a god of decline would come.
Broom star, whoever gets caught is unlucky, if this night detective is not discovered, there will be ghosts.
Wang Yue asked tentatively.
"This great god, what, since you can't enter the door, why don't you go back first?"
Zhang Guifang's expression of resentment was closed, and he immediately jumped to his feet and scolded.
", boy, what do you mean, is the Mandate of Heaven so cheating on the body, how can I open the door with a combination lock, just go back to where to put my immortal face, don't you be ridiculed to death by your peers..."
The more Wang Yue listened, the more unreliable he became.
This decay god is still quite trendy, keeping pace with the times, and even knows the door of the combination lock.
As for the Mandate of Heaven Protector, he can also guess a thing or two, it is nothing more than that the system's territorial consciousness is too strong, and the declining god is kept out.
"Great God, face is not as important as body, we can't die because of face, that's the performance of two fools..."
Zhang Guifang didn't listen to Wang Yue's explanation at all, only to see that his face turned fierce, and turned into a whirlwind and came towards Wang Yue's head.
"Look at my electric light poison dragon drill~"
The sound exploded in my ears, and the whirlwind spun rapidly overhead like an electric drill, and the drill bit was facing the Baihui acupoint.
Siha~
The pain in his heart caused Wang Yue to let out a moan characteristic of goblin fighting.
Siha~
The same is true for Zhang Guifang.
He was bounced off again, this time even harder, with a big bulge on top of his head.
"Damn, boy, are you a blast door, why is it so strong." Zhang Guifang rubbed her head and complained, and then got up again without believing it.
"Nima, I don't believe there is a door I can't open, look at my invincible little whirlwind~"
It's also a special rotating small hot pot~
Wang Yue wanted to cry without tears, so he could only moan in pain in Zhang Guifang's unrelenting collision.
More than ten minutes passed, and Zhang Guifang sat helplessly on the ground.
His head was full of big bags, but Wang Yue didn't have anything to do except moan a few times.
Is the action of force really reciprocal?
He is a dignified immortal with a fruit position, and he doesn't even have a mortal head iron?
"Young man, do you still need to help with such a hard head? Did I come to see the joke? ”
After being tossed for a quarter of an hour, Wang Yue also had a deep resentment and couldn't help but reply.
"God, I don't want to have a relationship, the fairies are my dish~"
Bad old man who doesn't like it and doesn't use it, Wang Yue is very hurt.
Zhang Guifang's white beard immediately curled, and he was despised by a mortal.
"Boy, possession is all empty, if you have anything to say, this god will personally help you~"
Nani?
Wang Yue was stunned.
This is not a doppelganger, but a true God?
Although the white-bearded old man is very much like a fairy, his strength is really not very good, and his name is even more terrifying.
When he met, he would die and come back to life, what a god~
"Well, I just want to go in, no other requirements."
Wang Yue pointed to Chixia Temple and said, he wanted to hurry up and get down to business, and then send this declining god who refused to admit defeat away.
"That's not a thing~"
Zhang Guifang immediately shuddered when he heard this, and flew into the Chixia Temple with a swish, and then looked at Wang Yue.
Wang Yue was even more resentful.
If he is in a normal state, he can come and go freely, does he still need to ask a god of decay to help?
"Young man, you're not simple, Extreme Yin Body?" Zhang Guifang noticed the difference between Wang Yue, and suddenly smiled after being puzzled.
"Hahaha, you are a big man who is an extremely yin body, there is no yang at all, and you are reincarnated in the wrong child, right?"
"Laughing to death, they all say that my broom star is a god of decay, and we are better than you, at least a great god full of yang energy..."
Why did you invite a chatter back?
Comparing him with the god of decay, Wang Yue was angry.
It turns out that Broom Star is not just talkative, after angering Wang Yue, he seems to be in a much better mood.
I saw him wave his broom at the golden Buddha light, and the Buddha light seemed to meet the nemesis and quickly retreated.
The streamer appeared in front of you.
Wang Yue stared at the broom.
"Old man, are you so fierce with this broom, the Buddha's light has to retreat~"
Zhang Guifang was critically attacked by Wang Yue's words.
"You're a yin talent, don't you know how to call it immortal?"
Wang Yue didn't want to say anything, so he pulled back a game and entered the Chixia Temple, and he floated towards the temple.
But within a few tens of meters, he felt that something was wrong, because Zhang Guifang was riding a broom and followed.
Wang Yue frowned and stopped, looking at the broom star suspiciously.
I asked God to do something, why don't you leave?
"Great God, thank you~" Wang Yue said politely.
Zhang Guifang waved his hand lightly.
"You're welcome, it's not a problem!"
Wang Yue: "You're busy, aren't you?" ”
Zhang Guifang: "Not busy, not busy at all~"
Wang Yue: "You are really joking, how can you not be busy with a coffee like yours, how many immortals are waiting for you to play chess~"
Zhang Guifang: "There used to be a lot, but they all thought I was too lucky and didn't dare to go down with me." ”
Fuck your sister's luck, I'm afraid of bad luck~
Wang Yue had a bad premonition, and he was kind and seductive.
"Then you can do some side jobs, such as cleaning the yard for Chang'e, cleaning the toilet for the queen mother, it's really not okay to go to Pan Taoyuan to help the palace maid pick fruits, and the salary is paid daily, although you can't be rich and expensive, but it's stable and worry-free..."
Zhang Guifang raised her head to 45 degrees and admired the moon very seriously.
"God, let me be straight, the soup at your house is going to be overheated, and the clothes outside should also be put away~"
"Great God, you have something to say, the leper dog who doesn't leave~"
", I'm convinced, God, go quickly, your luck is too good, I can't afford it~"
Wang Yue has gone crazy and has already begun to drive people out.
Zhang Guifang finally lowered her arrogant head and said slowly.
"Boy, have you ever heard of what it means to invite God and send God?"
Of course Wang Yue had heard it, and he also knew that shameless people were the most terrifying.
Now he felt that the shameless fairy was even more terrifying.
That's it, it's not good to call the police...
"Great God, do you want to have a meal, it's no problem, I run a convenience store, I have everything for incense and candle ingots, and it's not a problem to have three livestock and six animals~"
"Either you are short of entanglement, don't worry about this, I will give you a round-trip ticket, and I will give you another five million appearance fee..."
Wang Yue didn't understand the heavenly business, he could only fool around according to his own guesses.
Although it sounds unreliable, Wang Yue is really sincere.
"Boy, don't waste your time, you are busy with yours, this god should come to the world to spend a vacation, and you should relax."
Zhang Guifang gave an unreliable explanation, and then talked to himself.
"One day in the sky, one year underground, I have lived with you for more than ten years, and nothing can be delayed above~"
Nani, decades?
Wang Yue felt a toothache.
Being followed by a broom star for decades, the consequences are definitely not just a toothache....
But now, he has no choice, he has said all the good and bad things, and if the gods don't leave, he can only bear it.
Wang Yue simply ignored Zhang Guifang and wandered straight around the temple, he wanted to find the Pure Land of Bliss.
It would be great if you could listen to the wall and know the purpose of the Pure Land of Bliss.
That's what he's here for.
The temple went around and did not find the Pure Land of Bliss, but Wang Yue found something different.
Yin and Yang are full of Buddha light everywhere, only one firewood room is different, where the red light rises, and the blood is soaring.
It's greasy!
Wang Yue floated towards the firewood room without thinking.
The firewood room is very ordinary, and the red light is not generated by the room, but a floor under the firewood and grass.
Zhang Guifang on the side immediately became interested, and his eyes lit up.
", dozens of pairs of goblins are fighting naked down here, it's so lively~"