Chapter 926: Lying to the Old Man

The old man looked too old, as thin as a branch that could never rejuvenate, and when he cried, the quilt that was wrapped around him fell to the ground, but the cotton wool in the quilt was as hard as a stone. He sat down on the ground, crying old tears. Nie Xian couldn't help but look at Lei Jiuyun, Lei Jiuyun was like an incomprehensible big sister who felt guilty after bullying a child, squatting there to comfort her uncle.

"Seventy-two years!"

The old man said in a hoarse voice while crying: "The last time you came, you brought the first volume of the novel, I thought that you might not know when you would come next time, so you must save reading, I read that thin booklet for a month before I finished reading it, I read a little bit every day, and I feel that I am wasting good things when I am more." After reading it once, I feel that this novel is really rubbish, the writing is childish, the plot drags on, and the suspense setting is not bullshit. However, after being bored to the extreme, I had to pick it up and read it again. ”

"Seventy-two years have passed now, and I still remember what the next punctuation was. No, no, no, I can even remember how many words there are in this book, where each word is, and how many words are arranged from the first word. You're here now, and you actually told me that there is no next volume."

Lei Jiuyun comforted him, but the more the old man cried, the more he became concerned, and in the end, he beat his chest and almost lost his breath.

Nie Xian walked to the table, picked up the novel and read it quickly, and found that it was indeed a very naΓ―ve novel, this kind of book even a storyteller would not want to read, even if there was no book to tell, he would not want to tell such a story, because this is a little yellow book

Nie Xian smiled awkwardly and looked at Lei Jiuyun: "How did you find this book." ”

Lei Jiuyun was even more embarrassed: "On the way here, I snatched it from two noisy palace guards, and I didn't look at it, so I gave it to my uncle as a gift after thinking about it." So, I didn't know what it was, and I didn't know there was a next volume. ”

Nie Xian looked at the old man: "It's really not easy for you." ”

The old man raised his head: "Who are you!"

Lei Jiuyun's heart tightened, glared at Nie Xian, and said in his heart, Didn't he tell you not to talk too much.

"I'm an entourage, well, the retinue of the Great Elder. ”

Nie Xian flipped through the pouch, took out some books and put them on the table: "These stories are much stronger than the one you read, in fact, the Great Elder prepared it a long time ago, but she forgot about it when she was busy." I've always had these books with me, along with a few jugs of wine. You'd better forget about that book, it's too vulgar to suit your identity and taste. ”

"Fuck it!"

The old man jumped up at once, pinched his waist and said, "I have been waiting for seventy-two years, and you say that it is not to my taste? I don't know if it is an erotic novel? Now you're telling me it's not to my taste, and believe it or not, I'm going to throw you into turbulence right now!"

Lei Jiuyun hurriedly patted the old man's back: "Uncle, you dissipate your anger, he is young and ignorant, what are you doing with him." Didn't I have so many books for you, they're all good. ”

"I don't watch!"

The old man waved his hand: "Find me the next book, otherwise"

He didn't know how he could threaten Lei Jiuyun for a long time. Then he looked at Nie Xian: "Otherwise, I will castrate him!"

Nie Xian took a step back: "There is a debtor who is wronged."

Lei Jiuyun: "Shut up!"

The old man walked to the chair and sat down, looking at the books angrily: "I left these things, you are okay, get out of here, remember to bring me the next volume when you come next time." Now you juniors, you don't know how to respect the elderly. ”

Lei Jiuyun looked at Nie Xian, and the expression in his eyes was that it looked a little bad this time. Nie Xian was silent for a while and then suddenly said: "Your old man is angry, although I didn't bring the next volume, but I have read this book before, so I still remember the story of the next volume, and there should be nothing wrong." Why don't I write it down for you?

The old man's eyes lit up when he heard this: "But what? What the hell is there, what the hell is it, you say that there are any difficulties, I will satisfy you!"

Nie Xian looked at the door on the other side of the room, and after a moment of silence, he said, "But I need to be quiet, why don't I go in and find a quiet place to write?" ”

The old man was slightly stunned: "You actually want to enter the tomb of the Demon Emperor!"

Lei Jiuyun's face changed violently when he heard this, and all the power of cultivation was gathered, ready to deal with the old man's sudden attack. Although this old man was not a cultivator in the true sense of the word, his attainments in runes were terrifying enough to make people fearful. Once this old man made a move, Lei Jiuyun knew that he might not be able to deal with it, and Nie Xian's strength was much worse than his own, and it would be easy for the old man to kill Nie Xian.

Nie Xian opened his mouth, not knowing how to explain it for a while.

Unexpectedly, what the old man said next was: "Come in, come in, what's the big deal, hurry up and go in and write it out for me, and then get out of here." ”

Lei Jiuyun and Nie Xian glanced at each other, and said in their hearts, what kind of routine is this?

Because Lei Jiuyun had never actually entered the Demon Emperor's Tomb, he was not familiar with the opposite side at all. So when the old man opened the door, she and Nie Xian came in, only to find that they had thought too much. The back is not the tomb of the Demon Emperor at all, just a step down. It seems that the steps are very deep, about a kilometer below there is a suspended platform, the platform is about ten meters in size, there is a bed, a table, a bench, and a fat outrageous old man lying on the bed snoring.

"Ahh

Lei Jiuyun's face changed when he saw the fat old man: "It turns out that he is still alive." ”

Nie Xian looked at Lei Jiuyun suspiciously, and Lei Jiuyun explained to Chen Xi in his mind: "The above person, whose name is Shuzu, is one of the founders of Jing Yitang, and he can be regarded as the second most powerful talisman in the history of the Demon Clan. And the fat old man below is also my uncle, he is the younger brother of the thin old man, and the two of them have not obeyed each other since they were children. Later, it was rumored that the following one died because of the cultivation of runes, who would have thought that he was still alive. ”

Nie Xian replied: "Only those who are dead will not be suspected, so it is not impossible to fake your death to come here to protect the tomb of the Demon Emperor." Could it be that the fat old man below is even more powerful than the thin old man above?"

"Well, he's the rumored number one demon rune master. ”

Nie Xian asked, "Since he is the first, why is his brother the founder of Jingyitang, the first person to be the hall master, but he is not?"

Lei Jiuyun said: "He is the second hall master, although he is not very happy. ”

"You haven't answered yet. ”

"Because he rock-paper-scissors lost. ”

Nie Xian was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "This explanation is really reasonable. ”

Lei Jiuyun said: "These two old people are not normal people, they have been practicing runes for too long, so that their thinking is a little bizarre. According to reason, it is impossible for the two of us to enter here, the place where the thin old man was just now is the first prohibition, and it is very difficult and dangerous to open that prohibition, who would have thought that he would let us in so arrogantly. ”

Nie Xian said: "It's me, you have to go out in a while." ”

Lei Jiuyun glanced at him: "The fat old man below is even more difficult to deal with, has a more eccentric temper, and has no hobbies. Of course, these are all rumors, and I have only seen him on the genealogical portraits. ”

"That Nizi, come out, don't bother him to write the ending!"

The voice of a thin old man came from outside, and Lei Jiuyun asked with some suspicion, "Have you really read that book?"

"I just saw it. ”

"Then do you know what the next book is?"

"I don't know. ”

"Then you dare to write!"

"I don't know, but he doesn't know either. ”

Nie Xian rubbed his nose with his fingers: "This kind of book is actually nothing more than that kind of routine, there is nothing difficult about it." Don't look at me like that, don't look at creation as something sacred that radiates holy radiance. For people who specialize in writing fiction, that's the means to make a living, plus a little bit of love. Of course, the writers of this kind of little yellow book generally have little experience. ”

"Do you have experience?"

"Don't bother me with my creation, get out!"

Lei Jiuyun glared at Nie Xian, then turned around and walked out. Nie Xian was on the steps at this time, and the steps were suspended, and about a kilometer below was the platform where the fat old man was sleeping, and there were still endless steps under the platform. It is estimated that if you go down the steps, you will find the location of the real Demon Emperor's Tomb. Nie Xian looked around, and he had no choice but to walk down, because there were benches and tables there.

Just as he was about to walk to the suspended platform, the fat old man who looked to be one meter eight or nine tall suddenly woke up, and glanced at Nie Xian with a cold look in his eyes. Nie Xian's heart tightened violently, and in this eye, Nie Xian actually felt the threat of death. When the strength of the talisman reaches the level of a fat old man, it is not difficult to kill people invisibly, even if it is a cultivator with good strength. But without exception, the physical body of a talisman is a weakness, as long as they are approached, basically even the weakest true god-level cultivator can defeat them.

"Do you know runes?"

The fat old man sat up from the stone bed and looked at Nie Xian coldly.

Nie Xian nodded: "Understood!"

Before, Lei Jiuyun said that this fat old man didn't have any hobbies, but Nie Xian understood in an instant. There is no hobby, that's because the fat old man's only hobby is runes.

"How much do you understand?"

The fat old man asked again, Nie Xian could hear it from his tone, if his performance could not satisfy him, then the fat old man would make a move in an instant. Such people who are obsessed with a certain kind of thing are often also crazy, and their thinking cannot be measured by normal people at all.

Chen Xi was silent for a while and then said, "The old man outside asked me to write a book just now, but it is obviously not interesting to just write a book. In this way, not only write the book, but also make the people and things in the book come alive. ”

He walked over to the table and sat down, then took out a pen and paper and began to draw. The fat old man walked over curiously and took a look, and after a while, his face changed, and his eyes were full of surprise and joy: "This is good and this is fun, teach me to teach me to be good." ”

Chen Xi not only wrote the story, but also wrote it in runes. Under his creation, runes replaced words, so that what you see on each page is not words but pictures. Chen Xi's methods are really not very clever, he just made the second half of a little yellow book into a TV series