Chapter 007: The Fate of the Stinky Coax
Zhao Hu took his pants and ran out of the temple, wanting to go to the toilet in the inner hall nearby, but after thinking about it, he ran out of the inner hall again and went straight to the outer hall.
The latrine in the inner sanctuary was for the priests of the temple, and the shrine in Crouching Tiger had only three priests, and the latrine also had only one pit. The latrine in the outer hall was used by the priests' handymen, and the conditions were a little worse, but there were two pits. Guo Hu did not go to the inner hall, but went to the outer hall because the latrine used by the priests was not used by ordinary people, but more importantly, he remembered that he was not the only one who drank the Wuji poisonous tea.
Yin Xuan and the young man in brocade also drank.
If nothing else, they will soon have to use the latrine, and when the time comes, will they dare to occupy the pit and not let it? Rather than this, it is better to go directly to the outer hall. As for the question of timing, alas, anyway there is already a crotch, two trouser legs, a little later, a little earlier, a little more, a little less, it makes no difference.
So, the teenagers waiting in the courtyard of the temple saw a surprised scene, Zhao Hu, who was the first to enter the temple for testing, carried his pants and staggered all the way, his two trouser legs bulged as if they were inflated, swaying and oozing yellow, yellow, green and green. As a smoky smell came, the teenagers were dumbfounded, and even those with poor tolerance vomited, and the original solemn atmosphere was suddenly swept away.
Seeing this scene, the temple priest's face was as yellow and green as Zhao Hu's trouser legs.
Zhao Hu was very embarrassed, and scolded the eighteenth generation ancestor of Wuji in his heart, but he did not lose his mind, and before rushing into the toilet, he took the door with him. It turned out that he had made the right choice, and as soon as he squatted down, the sound of small bolts came from outside.
"Who's in there, hurry up, I'm going to pull it into my pants. ”
"Little bolt, it's me!"
"Ah, it's Brother Tiger. Hearing Zhao Hu's angry roar, the little bolt snorted and accidentally fired another shot. "Brother Tiger, who else?"
"You can't use it if there is no one, you keep watch at the door for me, don't let me in. Except for the two noble people we met. ”
"Noble?" the little bolt was about to cry. "Brother Tiger, I'm almost in my pants, let me use it first, isn't there another one in the inner hall, how could a noble person come to such a simple thatched house?"
Zhao Hu roared angrily: "Fart! Don't talk too much, wait for Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu will beat you to death." ”
Seeing that Zhao Hu was angry, the little bolt didn't dare to say any more, so he could only lift his pants and stand at the door honestly, looking at the pit position close in front of him, but he couldn't use it, so he could only grit his teeth and endure the torment in his stomach.
After a short time, the young man in brocade came in a hurry, and when he saw the little bolt standing at the door, he was stunned for a moment: "Is there someone inside?"
Before the little bolt could speak, Zhao Hu, who was squatting in the pit, said loudly: "My lord, please come in, there is still a vacant seat inside." ”
The brocade-clothed young man rolled his eyes and immediately understood. He walked into the toilet quickly, unbuttoned his pants, squatted down next to Zhao Hu, and snorted, there was a muffled sound, a stench gushed out, and he exhaled with relief.
Zhao Hu tilted his head, not daring to take another look. He knew that these nobles were very face-saving, and they must be very depressed when they were drugged, and if they were seen by the common people when they were having diarrhea, they might be annoyed and angry, kick him into the pit, and even kill him.
Seeing Zhao Hu's appearance, the young man in brocade smiled slightly. "Linghu Minzhi. ”
Zhao Hu was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the young man in brocade was telling him his name, his heart was hot, and he subconsciously got up to salute, and as soon as he stood up, his pants immediately slipped to his calves, revealing two thighs covered with poop. Only then did he remember that he was squatting in the pit, and he was embarrassed, so he hurriedly squatted down again, and said in a whisper: "Lord Linghu, this ...... It is inconvenient to salute, and I ask for forgiveness. ”
"Haha, that's it, let's not be too formal. Linghu Minzhi laughed: "I didn't expect to talk to you in such a place, we are really fateful." It's just that this fate stinks a little, hahaha......"
He deliberately accentuated the word "fate", and his tone was full of self-mockery, but there was not much anger, which surprised Zhao Hu very much.
"Your Excellency is so powerful. Zhao Hu immediately sent flattery, and said with a smile: "It's even a big deal, and the villain really deserves death." ”
"Involved?" Ling Hu Minzhi smiled: "Where to start?"
Zhao Hu sighed. "My lord, Wuji is with this poisonous tea to harm me. If it weren't for me, he wouldn't have prepared poisoned tea, and adults wouldn't have been poisoned. So, the adults are actually affected by me. ”
Ling Hu Minzhi thought about it, and said lightly: "It turns out that his name is Wuji, and he is really unscrupulous in doing things." ”
Zhao Hu smiled secretly in his heart. can lead the topic to the culprit Wuji so quietly, he admires himself a little. With the support of these two nobles, it is not a trivial matter to die unscrupulous? Not only can you avenge yourself, but you can also offer some courtesy to the two nobles, it is really the best of both worlds.
......
Wuji put down the rag, took out the silver medal again, and looked at it carefully.
The silver medal glows softly in the sun, revealing indescribable mystery and **.
The more Mowgli looked, the more strange he felt. The craftsmanship of this silver medal was beyond his knowledge. After coming to this world for many years, he has always felt that this thousand-year-old empire is a zombie, not only because the empire's political system is rigid and he can't see the possibility of change, but also because the empire's technology is stagnant, few new things appear, and everything is primitive like a barbaric era. Everything was rough worked, the house made of logs, the tables made of logs, even the armor on the samurai and the farming tools in the hands of the farmers looked so primitive.
Wuji has seen a grave dug once, it is said to be a grave more than 700 years ago, and the burial goods dug up are almost exactly the same as those used today.
But this silver medal is undeniably exquisite. Wuji believes that not to mention using hand, even if it is cast by machine, I am afraid that those thin strips as thin as a hair will not be cast. To achieve such an effect, he has the impression that there is only one possibility: laser engraving.
Will there be lasers in the Great Qin Empire? He couldn't believe it.
For a while, Wuji was in a trance. Is this silver medal really given by that beautiful young man? He is also wearing cloth clothes, although the old man looks a little mysterious, but he is not far from this world, the clothes he wears, and the carriage he rides in are all the unique old-fashioned style of the Great Qin Empire. And this silver medal is so delicate that it takes people's breath away and is out of place with them.
Could I be dreaming?
Mowgli took two deep breaths and forced himself to calm down. He once again carefully looked at the front of the silver medal, and after finding no more valuable information, he focused his attention on the front of the silver medal, the delicate but chaotic lines.
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