215 Simple reasons to make a decision to change the world
For the first time, Cybertron had such a strong desire to conquer, so desperate to unify the country, so powerful to kill all the dissidents, for wherever he went, the nobles looked at him with strange eyes. This feeling made him feel as if he had entered a pyramid scheme, the kind of uncomfortable and restricted freedom, and people would jump out and ask "dear, do you know Amway?" anytime and anywhere.
It's just that in this era, everyone's first thought is: dear, do you want to do it?
you m dead heads!
Coupled with the fact that he has indeed violated rules and fouls in this life, Cybertron knows that his appearance in this life can't help but have no muscle gain buffs, and they are all negative effects.
Even Cybertron can know the headline of the Avalon newspaper after his death: [Pseudo-were disfigured in order to find a woman to marry, and finally were exposed by the chrysanthemums because their true faces were exposed] - The Immortal King laughed in the graveyard and scolded the descendants of future generations, all of them are second goods!
Same-sex is true love, and opposite-sex is desire? Why don't you go home first and burn your father and mother together?
"No, no, no, calm down, calm down...... The world is not a place where cynicism can solve problems. Cybertron patted himself on the thigh and returned home, reassuring himself: "How is it possible to go and conquer the world for such a small reason? ”
Cybertron feels that his three views are very positive, and he deserves to be a teacher. is completely different from Long Aotian who killed his whole family after being hit on the shoulder, his own outlook on life, values, and worldview are ......
"Oh, yes, Cyber—" The Headless Horseman Lady tossed Cybertron a stack of papers.
"...... what?"
"See for yourself, I've already sifted through it for you, and the wonderful passages have been drawn with a pen - the fagots in the whole Lan Shield City are making a splash, and these are the courtship letters written to you. From teenagers to middle-aged and elderly people, there is pure love. ”
I always felt that Pandaragon's joke was not light, but I didn't expect this time to be especially strict. Cybertron feels like he's been stuck in a pit lately, can't get out or what?
"Take it and burn it!According to scientific research, 70 percent of women are homosexual, men, I'm not going to say, it's okay to mention this to me - I'm the first to be bent and I'll divorce you!" Cybertron pointed to the tip of Pandaragon's nose, still grinning, and suddenly felt a little weak. So he hugged the other party: "Hmm...... Please, Pandaragoon, don't learn from Alice Field, you can't learn anything good from her, don't play with her. ”
"Ah, you're really embarrassing. Caught by the human, who was nearly a head taller than herself, Pandaragon let out a coquettish snort and pretended to push and push—if she had used the Headless Horseman's abilities, the other party would have been pushed to the side, as simple as a normal quarrel—but now she was happy and let the other party hold her in her arms: "What's wrong with Alice Phil?
"Hmm...... It's good, it's good...... It's just that she's a rotten girl. The corners of his mouth twitched, and Cybertron said, "This word is a bit troublesome to explain, it is...... Women who like gay men are simply women with rotten hearts. ”
"Her mind is beautiful, just like her appearance. ”
"But that piece is completely rotten and dead...... It's decided! Long Aotian will take Long Aotian. ”
"What?long_ao_tian?Why do you keep speaking Bourkeso lately?I don't understand ......?"
"I've decided to conquer the world for a rather joking reason!--For the sake of a blue and pure world!Can't delay any longer, I'm going to open a golden finger-"
“...... I understand every word you say now, how can it be put together and just can't understand it?"
"Conquer the world!" Cybertron waved his hand and said, "In the future, like an eagle striking the sky, a fish will enter the sea, and he will no longer be unfettered!" -- either transform the world or be transformed by the world. I've been putting up with this broken world for a long time, and now I finally can't stand it anymore!"
"Huh...... Not bad, this idea hangs. The headless horseman, dressed in red, slapped his hands and clapped in support of Cybertron: "Do you want to hear a little bit of Jianyì?"
“...... Tell me about it?"
"There used to be a ...... Girl! That's right, girl--she has the temperament of ice and jade, like a nobleman who is high up, and when she laughs, she has shallow dimples, and she is extremely intoxicating. The arrogant and indifferent figure is like a saintess who sacrifices to the sky, with a light movement of the lotus step, beautiful flowers will bloom under her feet, exuding various fragrances all over her body, and beautiful plants can be summoned when you raise your hand, and the lilac hair is often pinned with the priceless Tianshan Snow Lotus......"
"Stop—you mean 'Mary Sue'?" Cybertron asked weakly.
"The old lady is talking about myself!" has nothing to do with the mildness that I described myself. Pandaragon was furious and said, "All in all, there used to be such a beautiful and proud girl, like a flower blooming on the ice field, tall and beautiful. For the sake of her country, she worked diligently and loved the people, worked hard and went on expeditions, won countless battles, and surrendered countless enemies. She wanted to change her country in her own way, to drive all the ignorant and cheesy theatrical performances out of her empire - and she died. ”
Speaking very sad words, the atmosphere was a little solemn, Pandaragon seemed to be talking about herself - and then in order to break this solemn atmosphere, she took off her head, showed her white teeth and said with a smile: "Look, it has become like this~~~ The Headless Horseman Niang shines on the stage~~"
“...... I'm sorry for you. Cybertron didn't know what to say.
"It's nothing, otherwise how can you be called husband and wife? To put it poignantly, I have waited for more than 3,000 years, just to wait for you to get married, this person who looks exactly like me! Of course, you have become more masculine and handsome, and more suitable for the foundation, and to be honest, I am so devastated!"
“...... That's enough, let's stop talking about making foundations. ”
"All in all, although I am very happy to be a husband and wife, in terms of personality...... I know I don't have much to say, it's perfect!" Pandaragon straightened his chest, looking rather proud.
“...... It's so stinky and shameless. ”
"How can I say it? Three thousand years ago, I first chopped you and then cooked you, and then gave it to the ministers!—but with my perfect character, I was still persecuted by my courtiers...... Excuse me, you are now going to do the same thing as me -- conquer the world, change the world, you claim to be a good learner of history, do you know what will happen to those who conquer the world?"