"Bang ......"

The big iron gate of the farmhouse courtyard was clattered, and the courier brother shouted outside: "Brother Zhu, your courier!" Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu ......"

"It's coming, it's coming!"

Zhu Ming, who had just finished washing, stretched his waist and came out to open the door.

The courier brother is an old acquaintance, he stood on the side of the van, held the edge of the cardboard box and said, "Brother Zhu, what did you buy, I can't move it alone." ”

"Then it's time for you to exercise, you can't move more than sixty pounds." Zhu Ming said with a smile.

The courier brother said: "Only more than 60 pounds? I think eighty pounds is enough...... Brother Zhu, the trailer is broken, please take a handle. ”

The two carried the delivery box and carefully put it down in the yard.

Zhu Ming immediately unpacked and inspected the goods, and the courier brother also took out his mobile phone to record the video. This courier is highly insured, but I am not afraid of being damaged and broken halfway, but I am afraid that someone will replace it with stones and bricks.

The utility knife cut through the scotch tape, and the packing box was dismantled layer by layer, and soon some nail pieces were exposed, and Zhu Ming nodded and said, "No problem." ”

"Then you sign for it." The courier guy also smiled.

After the express delivery was signed, the delivery brother did not leave, he liked to see the strange here in Zhu Ming.

Zhu Ming is a history science blogger who makes a living by posting videos to earn traffic, and occasionally receives some advertisements to make extra money. It may be that he is not very famous, and the quality of the advertisements he receives is not high, all of them are electric toothbrushes, self-heating hot pots, mite removal ointments, etc., and even the advertisements for kryptonite page games have not been received.

Of course, there are also occasional live broadcasts.

Zhu Ming took out the shooting equipment, set up it in front of the express box, waited for a while, and found that there were only more than ten viewers in the live broadcast room - the time was too early, those who stayed up late to cultivate immortals, and they hadn't gotten up yet.

"Brothers, there is something good today!"

Zhu Ming held up the selfie stick, turned around and pointed himself and the courier at the camera: "The video was cut last night, and the last issue of this year will be released on time." Before going home for the New Year, I will start a half-hour live broadcast to show the old iron my customized Tianwang armor...... Xiaohou, help me take off the selfie stick. ”

"Okay!" The courier guy is very positive.

Zhu Ming took out two pieces of parts from the box and introduced: "This is a shin armor, is it handsome?" The design reference Datong Shanhua Temple wide-eyed Tianwang statue, let's wear it first to try the feeling. ”

The shin armor is matched, and there is also a pair of iron armor boots.

The body of the boot is made of cowhide and the surface is inlaid with a shiny silver steel plate.

Putting on his boots and shin armor, Zhu Ming jumped on the spot a few times, then walked back and forth, and then made a kicking motion, commenting: "Not bad, not bad, it won't affect the activity, and it's very comfortable to wear." ”

Zhu Ming dragged out the shoulder armor from the box again, and let the courier brother get closer to shoot: "Isn't this beast handsome?" When designing the armor, there were more than a dozen statues of the king, and I chose the most handsome one......"

The parts of the entire set of armor were taken out one by one, and Zhu Ming wore them on his body one after another.

All dressed neatly, the courier brother's eyes were already shining, and he said enviously: "Brother Zhu, this thing is quite expensive, right?" ”

Zhu Ming smiled: "Eighty thousand." ”

"it!"

The courier brother immediately complained: "It's really 80,000 yuan, I might as well buy a full set of skins for Glory of Kings." ”

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room has increased to more than 60 people at this time, except for a few who are handsome, the rest of the barrage is gloating.

"Haha, it's been pitted, it's worth 20,000 at most."

"80,000 yuan to buy a set of Pinduoduo, the anchor's brain was kicked by a donkey."

"Staff ......"

The armor of the Heavenly King is the armor of the statues of the Heavenly Kings of the past dynasties, which only exists in temples, pictures, and stone carvings. The shape is indeed powerful and domineering, but it will inevitably look cumbersome on the battlefield, and some handsome local components are purely redundant.

Zhu Ming spent a lot of money to customize this set, which really belongs to "Pinduoduo". The statue of the king of the Tang Dynasty copied a little, the statue of the king of the Song Dynasty copied a little, and the statue of the king of the Ming Dynasty copied a little more.

With more than sixty pounds of Heavenly King armor on his body, it was difficult for Zhu Ming to run.

He went to the workshop, brought a sword to his waist, came out with a spear, stood in the courtyard and said, "Xiaohou, shoot around me." ”

The courier brother held his mobile phone and circled around Zhu Ming, and the barrage style in the live broadcast room finally changed.

Whether it is practical and not to mention, whether it has been cheated or not, the main thing is that this suit of armor is too handsome, and the return rate is 100% when walking on the street. It's like a brand-name bag for a woman, which man can withstand such armor?

The courier brother instigated: "Brother Zhu, play two sets." ”

Zhu Ming immediately brandished the spear, gestured in an orderly manner, and dubbed artificially while dancing the spear: "Ha, he, ah, ah, ......"

Dancing and dancing, I was so tired that I was out of breath.

"The UP Lord can't do it, it's too empty, hurry up and eat the Liuwei Dihuang Pill to make up for it."

"Liuwei Dihuang Pill is useless, you have to eat Black Chicken and White Phoenix Pill."

"This set of king's eight guns is really stretched, and it is 80,000 pieces of heavenly king armor blind."

“……”

Zhu Ming, who was originally very happy to be handsome, immediately turned black when he saw the barrage, and began to scold fans: "Yang Guo, Yang Guo knows?" Lao Tzu's physical strength has not yet recovered! ”

"Horn!"

Suddenly a horn sounded outside the iron gate, and Zhu Ming gasped to open the door, only to see a brand-new BMW parked at the door.

Zhu Guoxiang pushed the door and got out of the car, raised his hand to hold his glasses, looked at his son's funny dress, and said with a confused expression: "What are you making trouble with?" ”

Zhu Ming suddenly laughed and walked around the BMW twice: "Okay, Dean Zhu, just change the car as soon as you are promoted." ”

"Vice, vice, not the dean yet." Zhu Guoxiang said with a smile.

Zhu Ming asked, "This car costs seven or eight hundred thousand, right?" ”

Zhu Guoxiang said: "Low allocation, more than 400,000. Have you packed it up? Pick up your luggage and get on the bus. ”

Zhu Ming said goodbye to the audience in the live broadcast room, sealed a red envelope for the courier brother, and went back to the small courtyard he rented to pack his luggage.

Zhu Guoxiang also helped his son clean up, complaining: "What kind of shabby place did you rent? I almost couldn't find it when I opened the navigation. ”

"Cheap and quiet." Zhu Ming explained.

Seeing that his son also moved the armor out, Zhu Guoxiang hurriedly said, "Why are you bringing this thing?" ”

Zhu Ming said: "80,000 yuan, if I don't take it away, I will definitely be gone when I come back for the New Year, there are many thieves in this town, and I stole the computer last time I went home." ”

"Eighty thousand? You're crazy! Zhu Guoxiang was taken aback.

Zhu Ming patted the sword on his waist: "This sword is more than 30,000 yuan, all of which are customized high-end goods." ”

Zhu Guoxiang said: "The plaything is demoralized, and the loser is a loser." ”

"I didn't spend your money, I earned it myself." Zhu Ming's tone was reassuring.

As soon as he heard this, Zhu Guoxiang became even more angry: "You wanted to apply for the history department back then, and your mother and I didn't object. You couldn't find a job after graduating from college, so I pulled down the old face and entrusted the relationship, and finally arranged for you to enter a state-owned enterprise. People have already agreed, and they will give you a regular job after three months, and how many people will still be contract workers for a lifetime. It's good for you, you work for a month and get a salary and leave, you have to resign and do something from the media......"

"What's wrong with the self-media? I have hundreds of thousands of fans on the whole network, and I am about to break one million! Zhu Ming immediately slammed back.

Zhu Guoxiang said: "How much money have you saved in the past few years? Buy a second-hand broken Harvard, and actually have to pay in installments! ”

Zhu Ming said stiffly: "Second-hand broken Harvard, that is also a domestic car." I support domestic products, I am proud, I am proud. You buy a BMW, worship the foreign! ”

Zhu Guoxiang was angry with his son: "I have driven a Poussin for more than ten years, and the traffic police will be forced to scrap it if I catch it, what happened to me to change to a BMW?" Driving a foreign car is to worship foreign countries, so which domestic Nikon camera you shot the video of? ”

Zhu Ming couldn't refute it for an instant, so he could only complain that the domestic brand was not angry, but then he said stiffly: "BYD's electric car is good, you should change the car." ”

Zhu Guoxiang turned his head to look at the BMW logo and said to himself: "Your mother wanted to buy a BMW when she was alive, but she went to see the car at that time, and suddenly found out that there was a tumor." ”

Zhu Ming stopped talking when he heard this, and buried his head in moving things.

Zhu Guoxiang didn't seem to want to talk about this, and his abrupt accent fell: "You are almost thirty years old, standing in your thirties, you don't have a stable job, and you haven't saved a few dollars, how can you stand when you are thirty?" Which girl is willing to marry you? Listen to me, if you look for a job after the Chinese New Year, you really like to engage in self-media, and you can do it in your spare time. I've been mixed for half my life, nothing else, and my face is still a little useful, and it's okay to arrange a job for you......"

"Stop, stop, I hate you nepotism the most," Zhu Ming dragged his armor to the back of the car and stopped the topic, "Open your trunk!" ”

The father and son have a tacit understanding and change the content of the conversation in their own ways.

Zhu Guoxiang opened the trunk, which was stuffed with things.

Zhu Ming said speechlessly: "What's it?" ”

Zhu Guoxiang said: "The New Year's goods brought to relatives in your hometown, your uncles and aunts, each family has a copy. ”

"Can you make a slot out there?" Zhu Ming asked.

"Figure it out for yourself." Zhu Guoxiang said.

Zhu Ming could only stuff the armor and sword into the back seat of the BMW, rubbed his hands and said, "I'll drive." ”

Zhu Guoxiang said: "I drove the BMW I just bought, and I haven't finished enjoying it yet." ”

"Who is rare." Zhu Ming muttered and sat in the passenger seat.

……

The father and son took turns driving and entered the Qinling Mountains eight hours later.

I slept in the high-speed service area that night, ate a bowl of Lanzhou ramen the next morning, and continued to drill tunnels in the mountains.

Waking up in the passenger seat again, Zhu Ming asked, "Where are you?" ”

"Just entered the boundary of Xixiang County." Zhu Guoxiang said.

Zhu Ming couldn't help but complain: "Why don't you take the plane and high-speed rail back this year?" Driving at high speed is exhausting. ”

Zhu Guoxiang said: "I just bought a new car, and I usually don't have time to drive it, so this time I went back to my hometown to have a good time. ”

"You're just going back to show off your BMW, Dasher." Zhu Ming rolled his eyes.

Zhu Guoxiang suddenly said: "Your mother has also been gone for almost ten years, and your aunt called and said that she introduced me to one, and you can meet first when you go back for the New Year." Forty-two years old, widowed, middle school teacher, with a daughter in high school. I've got to tell you, you're ...... here."

"I don't care," Zhu Ming teased heartlessly, "Yes, Dean Zhu." Get promoted, change cars, beg for wives, and the spring breeze is proud. You're fifty-five years old, and you're looking for a typical old cow in your early forties to eat tender grass. Anyway, you're the vice dean, so you're looking for a female student in the courtyard. Young and beautiful, a pear blossom tree...... Pressure, press begonias. ”

"Go, go, it's not big, it's not small." Zhu Guoxiang didn't want to chat with his son, this rabbit cub's mouth was too owed.

Zhu Ming smiled and said, "Do you think the girls in the Agricultural College have dark skin?" Go to the department next door to find it, the school next door is also fine, don't you have a film and television school there? ”

"Fuck off! The more I talk about it, the more I lose it. Zhu Guoxiang's face was not good, but he actually had illusions in his heart.

An old colleague of his, a female graduate student who married, envied Zhu Guoxiang at that time. But Zhu Guoxiang is timid and cautious, he only dares to think about this kind of thing, and he will never attack female students.

What happened later made Zhu Guoxiang secretly say that he was lucky, but fortunately he didn't come nonsense.

His old colleague was seriously ill and hospitalized, lying in the hospital before he died, and his second-married little wife quarreled with her children and staged a good show in the hospital to fight for family property. When the old colleague recovered from illness and was discharged from the hospital, several children turned against each other, and there were various conflicts between husband and wife.

At noon, eat in the service area.

Zhu Guoxiang took out his mobile phone: "Oh, the photo sent by your aunt looks very good." ”

Zhu Ming glanced at it: "It's beautiful, beware of cheating." ”

"This is a wife, appearance is secondary, the main thing is to be able to run a family, and family harmony is the first." Zhu Guoxiang said.

Zhu Ming ruthlessly poked and said: "Don't talk about it, the one introduced by my aunt last year, you are obviously ugly as a suspect parent." ”

"Fart!"

Zhu Guoxiang refused to admit it: "That woman, she speaks too harshly, she looks like a chicken intestine at first glance, I don't care about her appearance at all." ”

Zhu Ming sneered: "Hehe, the final interpretation is up to you." ”

Zhu Guoxiang said: "Mingming, you see that I am going to get married for the second time, should you also find one?" You're almost thirty years old, and it's not a problem to be single all the time. I have a graduate student under me, who is hardworking, smart, and down-to-earth. I've asked for you, she's not in a relationship yet, and she's the right age for you......"

"Stop!"

Zhu Ming immediately interrupted: "I said how did you mention the blind date, it turned out that you wanted to urge me to marry." ”

"I didn't force you, you can talk about it first, if it's not suitable, let's look for it," Zhu Guoxiang took out a photo from the album, "You look at the photo first, I didn't have a beautiful face, I promise to look the same as a real person." ”

Zhu Ming objected, but his body was very sincere, his head couldn't help but lean over, and he almost laughed out loud just by looking at it.

It's not that the girl has a problem, it's that Zhu Guoxiang is too funny.

In the photo, a girl carries a hoe on her shoulder, her clothes are dirty, and she is stepping on a pile of freshly harvested potatoes under her feet, and a farm machinery is parked next to her. His skin is dark, his smile is bright, and he is full of the joy of a good harvest.

People are very energetic, but no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a blind date photo.

Zhu Guoxiang said: "How? Although he is not pretty, he is certainly not ugly. Moreover, the little girl has a cheerful personality and is generous and likable. When she first applied for my graduate school, I fell in love with it and wanted to introduce you to be my girlfriend. However, you have to improve yourself, you have to find a stable job first, otherwise you won't be worthy of other people's ......."

"Stop! How did you say it again? Zhu Ming was particularly annoyed by this topic.

"Okay, okay, I won't say it." Zhu Guoxiang put away his mobile phone.

After lunch and some snacks in the service area, the father and son returned to the car and continued their journey.

Zhu Ming fastened his seat belt and drove for a while, and Zhu Guoxiang suddenly said again: "Mingming, that girl's surname is Zhang, her name is Zhang Rongrong, and she is two years younger than you." Her parents are both from rural areas, and they were left-behind children when she was a child, and she relied on her own hard work to get through......"

The father chattered, the son turned a deaf ear, and the BMW sped through the mountains.

"Bang ......"

A series of speed bumps that jolted the car.

In the blink of an eye, I entered a long tunnel, which was open and open, and the front became darker and darker, as if the lights in the tunnel were broken.

"Drive slower." Zhu Guoxiang couldn't help but remind.

Zhu Ming was very obedient this time, he didn't joke with his life, and obediently stepped on the brakes to slow down the speed.

In the dark tunnel, the car drove for more than 20 minutes.

Both father and son feel that something is wrong, why is there no end to this tunnel?

"Fuck me!"

Zhu Ming burst into foul language.

Zhu Guoxiang was also dumbfounded, because in the dark tunnel, it suddenly became colorful, like a spinning kaleidoscope.

And the car is accelerating in a kaleidoscope.

"Brake quickly!" Zhu Guoxiang shouted.

Zhu Ming frantically stepped on the brake plate: "I can't brake, the car is running by itself, what are you breaking BMW?" ”

"Boom!"

I don't know how long it took, but the car seemed to hit something, and finally stopped in a dazzling light.