0182 [The stupid Taoist priest who offered the Great Tonic Pill]

Too learned.

Zhu Ming came here on horseback and met Lu Yun, the priest of the country.

Lu Yun also said goodbye to the students, and the last time he inspected Taixue, he had been promoted to the middle school (Zheng Sipin).

"Congratulations to Mr. Atsushin!" Zhu Ming hugged his fists in congratulations.

Lu Yun smiled and said, "Same joy, same joy." ”

The Zhongshu Sheren is not of a very high grade, but he is extremely noble, responsible for drafting edicts, and has the right to refute them, and can persuade the emperor to withdraw his will.

Song Huizong estimated that he had long taken a fancy to Lu Yun's troll attributes, and he was transferred to the Guozi Supervisor for more than a year, and then he was quickly promoted to the Zhongshu Sheren, and then it is very likely that he will be transferred to the Yushitai.

The two walked around the campus, chatting as they walked.

Lu Yun said: "The official family promised to visit Taixue, and if he succeeds, he can make a list of students who are excellent in learning, but who have repeatedly failed to be promoted, and give it to me." When the official family drives, he will personally test and teach these people. The official family has long been dissatisfied with the state of Taixue. ”

Zhu Ming is responsible for managing 1,500 low-class students from outside the house, and there are several who are suppressed by the traitorous party, all of whom usually like to complain.

Walking all the way back to the office, Zhu Ming wrote down the names of Chen Dong and the others, and solemnly handed them over to Lu Yun.

Then he sorted out all kinds of work documents, sorted them neatly, and left the school with Lu Yun.

More than 200 students took the initiative to send them out of the school gate and bid farewell to their disciples.

Zhu Ming called Chen Dong to him and advised: "Say less, learn more, don't criticize the traitorous party again." Otherwise, even if you can ascend to the upper house, you won't be able to graduate from Taixue. ”

"Remember, students." Chen Dong said.

Remember a fart, until the Jingkang period, this guy was still studying too much, and he caught the traitor at every opportunity.

Sure enough, Chen Dong added: "Mr. said that knowledge and action are one, and students cannot go against their hearts." ”

Zhu Ming pursed his lips and stopped talking to him.

He called Zhu Song, Gou Long Ruyuan and others again, and after some encouragement, he turned around and left.

When he returned home on horseback, he found that a eunuch had just left.

Zhu Ming asked, "What did the emperor come to reward again?" ”

Zhu Guoxiang said: "I was promoted, and the Daolu Academy knows it." ”

There were too many changes in the official position of the Song Dynasty, and Zhu Ming was puzzled: "The Daolu Academy also has the same knowledge? ”

Zhu Guoxiang said: "I just received the holy decree, and Taoism has been changed to be subordinate to the secretary province. The number one leader was changed to know the record institute, which was served by Lin Lingsu; I know that there are several of them, and I am just one of them. Xue Daoguang, Wang Zixi and others are all the same as me. ”

Let the Taoist governing body be included in the secretary of the province...... This is a bit beyond Zhu Ming's imagination, he really can't keep up with the rhythm of the faint king.

Zhu Ming asked: "After being transferred to the secretary province, are you a civil official or a technical official?" ”

Zhu Guoxiang also couldn't figure it out: "Maybe it's still a technical official, but in terms of Yulu, it's treated according to a civilian official." ”

Song Huizong's operation blinded everyone's eyes and made the speculators ready to move.

Last year, the emperor conquered the world's legacy.

Liu Dong, a scholar from Dizhou, was repeatedly recommended by the magistrate four times, and was finally recruited to Tokyo for selection. Although he was given the same Jinshi background and was awarded the title of Shoshiro (selected from the nine ranks), he was never appointed to a specific official position.

Liu Dong had the idea of clinging to Cai Jing, and asked to see him many times with a lot of money, but he couldn't even enter the threshold of the Cai family.

Hearing that the Ministry of Education Reform was subordinate to the secretary of the province, Liu Dong added the words "Nine Heavens Benefit Fortune Si Ming Han Zhenren's disciple" to his business card.

The immortal disciple is really extraordinary.

The doorman of Cai Jing's family immediately ran in to report.

Not long after, Liu Dong saw Cai You.

Cai You took the business card and asked, "Are you a civil official or a monk?" ”

Liu Dong grovelled and replied, "If the minister says yes, I am a very." ”

Cai You was amused by these words, and he liked this kind of shameless man very much: "You are very clever. Even if he claims to be a disciple of Han Zhenren, what kind of Taoism will he know? Can you refine the golden pill? ”

Liu Dong said: "After reading the Taoist scriptures, Jin Dan can also be refined. ”

Cai You said with satisfaction: "I will play the Ming official family, you go back and wait." ”

The emperor became more and more obsessed with cultivation, and the Taoist priests recommended by Cai Jing were not very favored, so the Cai family had to recommend Taoist priests more.

As a result, Liu Dong, a civil official who was upright, was requisitioned as an immortal.

When the operation came, Liu Dong heard that he was the apprentice of Jiutianyi's fortune, and accepting the secular official was a departure from the master's order. He asked to give up his Tongjin Shi background and become a Taoist sergeant......

When the news came out, the Manchu Dynasty was speechless, which alarmed several prime ministers.

The trolls of Yushitai are even more crazy to impeach Liu Dong for being shameless, and if he doesn't do it, he wants to be a Taoist non-commissioned officer.

Song Huizong thought that this person was devoted to the Tao, and he was quite appreciative, and gave him a purple robe.

Liu Dong's operation had just begun, and he heard that Wang Zai was practicing immortal medicine, so he went to the official pharmacy with money.

"What pills are here?" Liu Dong asked.

The guy from the official pharmacy said: "There are all kinds of pills, what disease does the guest officer want to treat?" ”

Liu Dong said: "My body is a little weak, just regulate and replenish qi." ”

The guy immediately took out more than ten kinds of pills, Liu Dong chose the largest one, and asked, "How do you eat this?" ”

The guy said, "Crush the wax skin on the outside, you can swallow it directly, or you can swallow it with wine." ”

Liu Dong bought a whole bottle and went to meet the emperor on the same day.

He was wearing a purple robe, and said that he was here to offer elixir, and the eunuchs and guards did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly ran to inform Song Huizong.

Seeing the emperor, he took out the big tonic pill he had just bought, and only gave one, and said without changing his face: "This Nine Heavens is considered to be the elixir given by Han Zhenren, which can prolong life." The minister did not dare to hide it privately, so he came to dedicate it to the official family. ”

Although Song Huizong is a faint king, he is not a fool.

The difference between the Taoist pill and the serious wax pill is too big, and people with normal brains can distinguish it.

This Liu Dong, I guess I haven't seen what the pill looks like.

Song Huizong couldn't laugh or cry, looked at the big tonic pill in his hand, and asked, "Qing Ke is proficient in the method of alchemy?" ”

Liu Dong said: "Don't dare to deceive the officials, the ministers don't know how to do alchemy." This elixir was given by Han Zhenren in his dream. ”

Is it a crime of deception?

Of course, it was a bully, but Song Huizong was not angry, he thought that this fool was too funny, and it was good to stay and have fun. immediately smiled and said: "Aiqing has made a merit in offering the elixir, and he will give a hundred yuan." ”

"Thank you, official!" Liu Dong was overjoyed.

The monarch and the ministers continued to chat, and Song Huizong kept asking about cultivation, but Liu Dong didn't understand but had to pretend to understand.

After the goods left, Song Huizong slapped the table and laughed.

Stupid and cute, so cute!

Song Huizong never expected that Liu Dong would dare to come to offer pills, and he didn't know that a few days later, he would ask for an audience early the next morning.

"What's the matter with Aiqing?" Song Huizong wanted to laugh when he saw this person.

Liu Dong said seriously: "Last night, Han Zhenren came to the dream again, and taught Jingling Yuyang Shenying Zhong Method in the dream. When I woke up this morning, there was another elixir on the table. The minister did not dare to hide his secrets, so he immediately came to offer it to His Majesty! ”

In the original words of the history books, it is "the next day, it will be born again, and it will be infinite", and this goods will be endless.

Song Huizong took the second "elixir" and looked at Liu Dong with great confusion, he really wanted to knock open this person's head to see if there was any tofu dregs in it.

Song Huizong sighed with emotion: "Your immortal master, give you the Yishou Pill, I don't want to take it." Take it back and eat it yourself. (The original words of the history books: "You are a long-term man, and I take it, not my will.") ”)

The wholesale elixir was unsuccessful, and Liu Dong could only return disappointed.

Through the mouth of the eunuchs, this matter quickly spread throughout the government and the opposition, and Liu Dong completely became a joke.

Those Taoist priests before would all bewitch the monarch, but they had never seen such a stupid one.

Liu Dong went to see Cai You again, but he was blocked at the door and was not allowed to enter, and Menzi said: "Han Zhenren has given countless pills, and the king is self-serving, don't come to the Luguo Mansion again." ”

Liu Dong was anxious, and hurriedly said: "I listened to Lin Lingsu's suggestion, follow the imitation of the palace merchant horn to recruit feathers, don't set five sounds, and make Shenxiao music." In the following thoughts, there can be two kinds of subject things. As for the sound of the palace, how can there be two? Please relay this to Cai Xianggong. ”

This person just doesn't know how to cultivate and alchemy, but after all, he was born as a scholar and is very sensitive to the sense of smell of etiquette.

Menzi went in to report, and he was quickly invited in by Cai You.

Liu Dong's words were written into a secret music and forwarded to the emperor by Cai You.

After reading it, Song Huizong suddenly woke up.

That's right, the sound of the palace is the same, how can you not set five sounds? This is to ruin your own destiny and luck, fortunately someone reminded you!

So, Lin Lingsu patted the horse's ass and slapped the emperor's horse's leg.

And Liu Dong, who has become a laughing stock, has been awarded the Zhongsan Doctor and the Zhilong Pavilion because of his merits.

This appointment was too scary, Liu Dong himself was frightened, and hurriedly resolutely resigned.

Song Huizong also felt that something was wrong, so he gave Liu Dong's immortal master a Taoist temple, and he also cultivated in Liu Dong's hometown. Feng Liu Dong was named Mr. Liuzi and asked him to return to his hometown to raise the Taoist temple.

A series of operations, dazzling to watch.

Zhu Ming, who had already packed his luggage and was about to go to Puzhou to take office, couldn't help but laugh and said: "A fake Taoist priest who changed jobs halfway, God straight Dragon Tuge, this faint monarch is eating too much elixir, right?" ”

Zhu Guoxiang guessed: "It may be a decision made by taking some stimulant and having a fever in the brain." Under normal circumstances, the emperor was still very sober, and it was impossible to issue such an edict of appointment. That Liu Dong is not stupid enough to go home, if he dares to accept it, I am afraid he will die a miserable death. ”

Zhu Ming said: "Last night I went to the Kangguo Mansion for a banquet, and Han Jiayan was also there. Although Han Juma didn't say it explicitly, he faintly revealed some meaning, and wanted to marry his granddaughter to me. I said that I had to ask my father's opinion, and it is estimated that in the next two days, Han Yuma will invite a matchmaker to come to the door. ”

"Then do you accept the marriage?" Zhu Guoxiang asked.

Zhu Ming shook his head and said: "The Han family has too much influence among the civil and official groups, and it is intertwined between the government and the opposition, and I don't want to get too involved with them." ”

Zhu Guoxiang asked: "Who do you want to marry?" ”

Zhu Ming said: "The family of military generals of the Western Army has a very good reputation. When the Western Army collapses in the future, I will stand up and shout, presumably many generals and soldiers will be willing to take refuge. ”

Zhu Guoxiang thought carefully and said: "The Han family's proposal, I will find an excuse to refuse." As for marrying a general, you need to figure it out yourself. ”

(End of chapter)