Chapter 926: The More Genius You Are, The More Perverted You Are (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Is the secret envoy of Her Majesty the Empress of Almohads the fat man in front of her?
Lorraine was a little surprised in her heart, and secretly said in her heart, who is this fat man? Oh, by the way, Meadow City. The site of the Neodos family.
Lorraine slapped her thigh and suddenly realized. No wonder I heard the name of the place, and I vaguely felt familiar with it.
It was the hometown of Hilme, and it seemed that it was the place where the great and righteous Pope Xià met with her mother. And since then, it seems that she has been living there as well......
By the way, I don't know, is there a lake there?
Well, there must be, I remember hearing about it once. At that time, the Pope's Majesty was chased and killed, and later escaped by water under serious injuries, no, I heard Obakhim say that the old guy was thrown into the water, anyway, Chapter 926 The more genius, the more perverted (asking for a monthly ticket) is the old-fashioned political murder, which is staged every day in this world.
As a result, I later met Xiermeia's mother, and then on a stormy, lightning and thunderous night, there was a very yellow, very violent, and very few inappropriate things, so if you count it, according to Xierme Lìya's life experience, it should also be regarded as the purple rose. Wouldn't that be a ......
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shudder, and then in order for himself to have a good mood today. It is forbidden to continue thinking about it.
However, Lorraine maliciously speculated in his heart that his cheap old man, the former Pope St. Paul, was a beast enough, and when Sillme's mother was soaked by him, she was only seventeen years old at most, although Obakhim kept saying that St. Paul's was still a young man when he was plotted, and tried his best to downplay St. Paul's age.
But Lorraine himself calculated, and almost knew that St. Paul was in his thirties at that time, which was ...... Uncle and Luo lì's classic bridge.
But looking at the current appearance of the old man of St. Paul, I also know that the old guy was handsome when he was young, and he was also a mess and deceived a girl who was not deeply involved in the world, so he didn't have much pressure to think about it.
I'm a cheap old man, and I'm also a masterChapter 926 The more genius you are, the more perverted you are (asking for a monthly pass)~!
Trek looked at Lorraine's thoughtful appearance from the side, his face was blue for a while and white for a while. For a while, he laughed lewdly and sneeringly......
That look makes people look at it, and they can't help but feel a little hairy in their hearts.
He hurriedly lowered his head again, but then he was sure of one thing. This lord is really a genius~!
I didn't believe it before. Now, it seems, it is.
You must know that according to the theoretical concept of talent in the ignorant and backward feudal society, all the geniuses are a little perverted~! And the genius is directly proportional to the perverted Cheng dù.
Putting aside these immortal-level characters like what is it, Sun Monkey Athena, these immortal-level characters aside, just the Boss Kai Kai's horn madness, Napoleon's Napoleon's hemorrhoids, and Hitler's little Heego's neurosis have fully proved the "true" reality of this theory.
If there's nothing out of the ordinary, I'm embarrassed to tell people that I'm a genius.
Moreover, from the perspective of Jie Er, this genius Cheng Dù of Lord Luo is definitely at the level of an unborn demon. Otherwise, it would be impossible to be so perverted~!
How could a person who does not change his mind face a death with the High Priest of the Undead, and he came back unharmed, it can be seen that Lord Lorraine is very different from ordinary people.
At the same time, he was a little uneasy, this ruffian was so neurotic that he didn't know if it was reliable. If you start a nerve and do the same thing as those kings who "kill people in my dreams", then you will be unlucky.
Thinking of this, he immediately moved his body slightly in the direction of the door without a trace, so that he could rush out of the door as soon as he had a situation.
At this time, Lorraine came back to his senses, saw Lord Retreat's strange eyes, immediately smiled dryly, and then said, "Haha, I'm sorry, I was just a little distracted just now."
Hahaha, hahaha, "......" Lord Retreat smiled reluctantly and said, "My lord has a lot of opportunities every day, and you have to take care of your body more if you are overworked." As long as you are in good health, the life of the people of Nai An will be steady. After speaking, he was also lightly relieved in his heart: Well, this ruffian speaks normally, and there is no sign of nerves.
Lorraine smiled, also borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and said, "Haha, there's nothing left." It's just that I just came back, and I have a lot of things backlogged and a lot of things to deal with. I'm a little dizzy from being busy. He paused for a moment, and then said, "By the way, I forgot to ask, what is the name of that lake in your place? At the same time, he looked at Lord Retreat expectantly.
Lord Trek was stunned for a moment, and realized that his train of thought could not keep up with Lord Luo, this jump was too big, and what did that expectant look mean?
But at this time, since he asked a question, he could only answer.
Lord Trercher muttered in his heart, what does this have to do with the lake, but he still recalled it seriously, and said, "The lake in front of our manor is called Lake Leyte. ”“... Lorraine's eyes widened suddenly, and he secretly said in his heart that it wouldn't be such a coincidence.
Lord Trell looked at Lorraine's rather angry expression, and couldn't help blinking his eyes in confusion, he didn't know which sentence he had said wrong, he was obviously following the words of this master.
He spread his hands blankly and said, "Yes, if I'm not mistaken, it's called Lake Leyte."
Every morning or evening, the sun recedes above the water, sparkling like golden scales, which is very beautiful............ Alright, alright. Lorraine hurriedly waved his hand and interrupted him. This is really vulgar. For the sake of his stomach, he didn't want to listen to it anymore, but luckily Silme's mother's surname was Niodos.
But then again, I can write this story myself.
is written as a court drama with twists and turns, and I don't know if Shirme Lìya will also be like Catherine, tearing these truth dramas that do not conform to the mainstream worldview of the feudal era and go against the grand goal of building a harmonious royal family to shreds, and then ban the book.
However, this is also very exciting. Come to think of it, it's also a romantic love story that breaks through taboos.
When the time comes, let Catherine catch her appetite for half of the cut, and then deliberately let Hilme Lìa find out that it is banned. I sued Catherine that the book was a eunuch, and she was in a hurry to die.
Let Catherine also know the harm of this indiscriminate ban and obstruction of "speech" and "self-reliance", and she will ban what she writes at every turn.
You must know that these royal families have scandals about the very yellow and violent things of Shenma, and our common people all like to see them.
Although they advertise themselves as soy sauce people on the surface, they are actually gossip parties in their bones, and they can't wait for Xiao Ke to loosen the zipper every day, regardless of the age of others, and his body can't stand it.
Lorraine couldn't help but smile on her face when she thought of this. But then he felt the strange gaze cast by Lord Retreat next to him. Lord Luo reacted at this time, there are still outsiders there, and these evil thoughts should not be shown on their faces.
He paused and then coughed lightly, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Retreat, I have precious time, let's not gossip here." Tell me, what do you want to do this time?"
Lord Retreat pursed his lips and cursed in his heart: Which bastard is here to hang out?
However, "the older the official, the more correct it is, especially when it is incorrect, it is even more correct."
Lord Turr swallowed immediately, and then replied respectfully, "As you wish, sir." ”
He bowed slightly, and then continued: "I came this time on the orders of our Empress Xià, and I want to discuss with the Krupp Weapons Branch of the Flying Eagle Company, and I want to buy some cannons from your company. ”
“... Lorraine's eyes widened again.
Buy cannons?
These people really dare to think about it~!
This is a strategic weapon. Can it be sold casually, let alone to Almohd, the feud of the Ruman Empire.
If the people of Ruman knew about this, they would have to drown themselves in one spit.
In particular, Leo is also the chairman of the Flying Eagle Group, and this is not something that can fool those dead people by "playing a big game of mahjong."
Now those ruffians, especially the dead and pestilent who have read for a few days after the illiteracy rate of the empire has dropped dramatically, are jealous of the lord's handsomeness and good character.
Make up your own bad words when you're okay all day. What is three feet high in the sky, seven minutes thin in the ground, and so on.
And he actually capitalized a story based on the lord, which greatly ruined the reputation of Lord Lorraine.
Catherine Longyan was furious, and finally built a text prison, and those puppies were all packed into it, and then listed "Mei Huā in a Pure Gold Bottle" as **, and whoever was caught and looked at it would be sent to the labor camp.
But those dog cubs didn't dare to hate Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, and they all put their hatred on themselves. The lord is now red, and he is going to be red for half of the sky. Although he has made countless meritorious achievements, when it comes to the status of the rivers and lakes, it is not much higher than that of Hezhongtang.
At this time, if something happens a little more, Luo Jue will really be ruined.
Lorraine paused for a moment, fixed his mind, and then said, "Lord Retreat, I heard you right, right?"
You're here to buy cannons?"
Lord Chair bowed slightly, and said calmly: "Your Excellency, you heard me right, I am here this time on behalf of Her Majesty Queen Isabella, and I want to have a frank consultation with you in line with the principle of win-win cooperation. ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, tore the corners of his robe, pulled out a heraldic ring from the crack inside, and handed it over with both hands.
Lorraine looked at the ring and groaned with a headache. If nothing else, just by looking at the pattern and color on the ring, you can know that this is not a fake.
It seems that this matter is no joke~!
However, he hesitated slightly, and then shouted, "Aunt Susan~!"
Immediately the door opened.
Lord Luo's shrewd and capable female secretary walked in with a bucket twisting her waist.
She first took a cup of black tea and put it in front of the Duke of Retreat, and then looked at Lorraine, and said, "My lord, what do you command?" Lorraine sighed lightly and said, "Go and find Miss Melina." I have something to ask her. ”
Aunt Susan glanced at Lorraine in surprise, it was normal to call Princess Catherine, Miss Adele or even Miss Vera, but what official business did the Doge's Palace meet Melina
Is the girl involved?
It wasn't until Lorraine nodded earnestly that she was sure she had heard correctly.
You know, that little girl looks as beautiful as a doll, elegant and demure, but like the big bosses behind the scenes in the Governor's Palace, she is also a ruthless character who brings disaster to the country and the people.
She was with Leo, and she had nothing to do with him behind her back to give him bad ideas, so that Leo rushed ahead stupidly, and used the simple little grandfather as a gunman, and anyone who saw it would have a headache.
Nothing has been less of a scourge in this office before.
Especially the last time I didn't look at the prison, the portrait of Lord Luo had two more beards on it, and You is the future to add a little mature charm to the Governor of Lorraine, which is really ugly.
I specially invited a painter, and it was easy to clean up the bill and send it to Leo's little grandfather, Lord Luo, this is not a long memory?
She muttered a little in her heart, and wanted to remind her. But when he saw that there was a guest next to him, he swallowed back the words and agreed. Then turn around and leave.
Lorraine watched her figure disappear outside the door and then said with a smile: "Lord Retreat, can you sue me, what is going on?" Lord Retreat was tasting black tea, and after listening to Lorraine's words, he immediately put down the teacup and sat upright: "This matter......
Well, I think you also know that we Almohads have been victimized by villains in the past two years, and traitors are in power, so the civil war has been frequent, and natural disasters have occurred frequently, in short, the people are not happy. ”
When Lorraine heard this, she couldn't help but look a little embarrassed.
That's too much of a slap in the face. Almohads did so much, but most of it was because of himself.
Not only did Maple Leaf Danlin City fight in the next battle, annihilating tens of thousands of their elites and capturing their navy, but later it was invaded with troops.
Under malice, he forcibly split one of the empires of Nuoda into several pieces.
Of course, Maple Leaf Danlin and the Empress herself knew that this was the ghost behind Amor and General Haddou.
But no matter how you look at it, how do you feel that the traitorous villain in Lord Dor's mouth refers to herself.
Lord Trek also realized at this time, and hurriedly explained, "My lord, I'm not talking about you...
Lorraine smiled bitterly and said, "Alright, alright." Don't explain it, the more you explain this kind of thing, the more you can't explain it. ”
Lord Trercher said, "I can't explain this. When I say treacherous villains, I am referring to the evil forces entrenched in the south of our country, headed by General Haddou. All the qiē was made by this despicable careerist.
They vainly want to undermine the good situation of stability and unity in Almohd, and they do not hesitate to raise troops against each other and split the country.
Moreover, he used despicable means to coax the two princes who were not deeply involved in the world, and went against His Majesty the Emperor. Unleashing unjust wars.
Let them kill each other. Displaced people.
Such an evil, shameless, despicable and indecent person will not tolerate this world, and will eventually be judged by justice, knocked to the ground by the people, and finally set on ten thousand feet, so that he will never be able to turn over.
Even after death, they will be judged by the God of Light and will fall into hell, where they will be roasted in the flames of hell for generations...... In his excitement, he said as he shook his fist to show the indignation of the broad masses of the Almohad, represented by him, at the wicked, vile and shameless General Haddou.
Lorraine immediately watched his performance with great interest, and from his angry attitude alone, he knew that the army of the queen's family must have suffered under the hands of General Haddou.
That guy is a brilliant guy.
I don't know, where did that guy hit?
But then again, although the Maple Leaf Danlin Academy was attacked at the beginning, and then waved the army to retaliate, but anyway, the emperor died in their hands, and when Almohad was killed by the empress, he was watching from the sidelines, and now the stage is a fake at all.
If the two princes come back, when the time comes, they will definitely take revenge.
Therefore, the academy also spared no effort to support Her Majesty the Queen.
Not to mention, veteran imperialist hooligans like Ruman must have played a lot of work behind them.
A chaotic Almohad Empire is in the interests of the Ruman Empire, and the Ruman people send things to the queen.
Under the big pit they dug together, General Haddou's life will not be too easy to think of............... ,
No matter how smart a general is, in the face of constant siege and attack from all sides, he will eventually have nothing to do.
Lorraine was gloating when she heard footsteps.
Immediately afterward, I saw a little girl holding a doll and Leo running in panting.
As soon as the little girl entered the door, she shouted loudly, "Brother Luo, do you want me to paint for you again?"
Lorraine couldn't help but shudder, in order to repair the painting, he had paid a hundred gold coins, but fortunately, Leo paid for it.
At this time, Lord Retreat, who was beside him, had already stood up, saluted the little girl, and said, "Hello, Miss Milena. ”
When Melina saw Lord Retreat, she couldn't help but be taken aback, looked at him carefully, and then said hesitantly, "You...... Are you Uncle Turgeon?" she suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly flashed, pulled Leo in front of her, and said, "It wasn't my mother who asked you to take me back, right? ”
After speaking, he looked at Qu'er with a vigilant face, planning to seize the door and escape as long as there was something wrong.
Quan Er couldn't help but smile bitterly. This girl is outgoing, and she really says the truth! She is still so young, but after she has a boyfriend, she doesn't want to go back.
However, it is not surprising that in this era, which big family does not start preparing for future marriages from the time the children are young. It's rare that they have such a good relationship, which is a good thing.
At the very least, the prosperity of the Neodos family in the future is definitely expected.
Lorraine saw that Melina recognized Quell, which showed that there was no problem with his identity sheep, and only then did he dispel suspicions about him.
He looked at Lord Tur and said, "Okay, Lord Trell, don't fiddle with those official words and tell me what the hell is going on." Why do you want to buy cannons, only by telling me the truth, can I decide how to help you. Lord Trek smiled mysteriously, and then said: "I don't want to go into details, but the specific situation, my lord, you can go and ask His Majesty the Pope Xià of Shilìya." It is estimated that she may arrive in Nai'an in two days!!