Chapter 61: Deceiving in front of a great sage and good teacher?
Half a month passed in the blink of an eye.
Su Che, who originally had free time, became busy again, Zhang Bozu's medical skills are very exquisite, and it is impossible to become a teacher of medical saints, it is impossible not to have two brushes, under his serious teaching, Su Che's many knowledge has gradually changed from theory to practice.
Since Su Che didn't know how to break the game for a while, it was always right to learn medical skills later, after all, in the life of a simulated medical saint, it was really unreasonable not to learn medical skills.
I followed Zhang Bozu out to see a doctor every day, although it was a little hard, but I also felt a sense of accomplishment when I saw the gratitude of those who were cured.
On this day, Su Che, as always, followed Zhang Bozu out for medical treatment.
After a bumpy morning, Zhang Bozu was rejected by the family, and he was given a hard fee of fifty yuan, so he let him go back the same way.
Zhang Bozu asked a little angrily: "I'm here for a follow-up visit, I don't need to charge the money, you have to show me the patient, right?" Why did you stop me at the door? ”
But the family said, "Your medical skills are useless, and you will not be able to get better for ten days and a half months, so we asked the gods and said that the disease is not in the body, but in the evil spirit, and we have invited the witch to come and do it, and then pray day and night, and the disease will be cured." ”
"How can it be!" Zhang Bozu was furious: "This disease is useless to treat the symptoms, it will continue to recur, the focus is on curing the root cause, you need to recuperate slowly, it takes more time to heal, you can't see the effect, so invite some wizards to come?" It's just nonsense! ”
"Let me in!"
Saying this, Zhang Bozu directly pushed this person away and was about to break inside.
"Ah, you can't go in, you must not disturb the wizard, otherwise the gods will descend, and we can't afford it!" This person panicked and stopped, but he couldn't stop the stubborn Zhang Bozu at all.
Su Che followed behind and entered the mansion together.
In the backyard, a group of people gathered outside, and on the bed inside lay an emaciated man, who was the patient of the family, Chi Yufu.
Beside the patient, there was a goddess of about forty or fifty years of age, plump and holding a wooden sword in her hand.
Because of the lack of professional deception cultural literacy, I don't know how to make up some slogans, I only know how to say some strange things that others can't understand.
I danced like a god for a long time, and I was so tired that the goddess was out of breath.
Seeing that it was almost over, the goddess shouted strangely: "Heaven is selfless, the Immortal Emperor helps me to kill the evil spirit!" ”
With that, she swung the wooden sword in her hand and stabbed it at the paper figure on the table.
The sword stabbed away, and the paper figure was like a real person, and blood stains appeared.
This scene made the onlookers stupid, and they all believed in the magic of the goddess.
Even Zhang Bozu, who had just come here, was stunned, frowning at this strange scene.
"Okay, the evil has been slain, and I will definitely recover in the future." The goddess touched the sweat on her forehead and said indifferently.
"Thank you, thank you so much." The onlookers immediately gathered around, looking grateful.
Zhang Bozu frowned at this scene, the fairy said, Zhang Bozu has not heard of it, and there are indeed evil in this world, but the problem is that at the moment, this person is definitely a liar, he has no charm at all, it is purely a trick to deceive people, but the problem is ...... How could he convince the crowds?
Since the separation of witches and doctors, these two lines have not looked at each other.
The doctor thinks that the wizards are all deceitful, and the scourge of witchcraft is rolling, and after killing so many witches, they still can't uproot this group of harmful liars.
The sorcerer, on the other hand, thinks that the doctor is in the way of his own money, and is a sworn enemy in business, and usually does everything he can to slander the doctor when he cheats.
At this moment, before Zhang Bozu stood up, the goddess noticed his existence, and the goddess immediately raised her eyebrows, jumped up, and then pointed at Zhang Bozu with a wooden sword: "Bad luck is really bad luck!" Where is the doctor, don't hurry up and get him out!! ”
When the people around looked around and saw that it was Zhang Bozu, they also knew that he was highly respected, and they all frowned, and they all hesitated: "This is Master Zhang......"
"What Master Zhang and Master Li, a doctor, who let him in? What a bad luck! Disturbing the ceremony, I said that the ceremony was so difficult, but fortunately it was successful, otherwise it was the doctor's problem if it didn't succeed, and it was he who affected the ceremony, and you all have to be responsible! The goddess said angrily, "Don't let him hurry up yet!" Do you want to be condemned by the gods?! ”
As soon as these words came out, the faces of several people around immediately changed, they looked at Zhang Bozu, said a confession, and wanted to drive him out.
Zhang Bozu's face can be said to be extremely difficult to see, and he said angrily: "There is no distinction between right and wrong, Zhu Zi is difficult to say, I don't know what to do, do you really want to listen to this demon's slander?" Believe in this witchcraft? It's all a scam! ”
These words stepped on the tail of the goddess, she jumped up again in anger, and was about to scold, but someone on the side said in a panic: "Alive? ”
"Wizard, alive again!!"
When the goddess heard this, she frowned and looked at the man, and said impatiently, "What is alive again! I can't tell you how to speak! Let's call this doctor out first!! ”
"It's the evil you just slashed that has come back to life!" The person next to her hurriedly ran behind the goddess and let her stand in the way.
"Huh? How can it be? The goddess was stunned, as a liar, no one knows better than her, how this trick is deceiving, the paper man is just using a large amount of turmeric, soaked in water to dye the paper in advance, and then take out the alkaline noodles that are always available at home, make alkaline water, and apply it to the wooden sword.
In this way, a knife stabbed on turmeric paper can make blood stains.
How can it really come back to life?
She subconsciously turned her head, but saw the paper figure on the table with the chest pierced, stood up tremblingly, and then jumped over!
The goddess screamed and waved the weapon in her hand indiscriminately, trying to stop the paper man from coming, but the paper man was very nimble, stepped on the arm of the goddess and rushed forward, and directly drilled into the mouth of the goddess, and drilled into it hard!
This scene made everyone stupid, and the goddess was so anxious that tears came out, and the paper figure was like a slippery loach, and it got into her stomach at once.
The goddess desperately clasped her throat and wanted to spit out the paper figure, but she vomited for a long time and vomited a lot, but she still couldn't spit out the paper figure.
This miraculous scene surprised Zhang Bozu, and he said: "There may be evil spirits, but you are a liar, you have no ability at all, and if you provoke evil spirits, this evil evil will come to you!" Hurry up and get ready for the future! ”
The goddess thought that this was a spell cast by the person in front of her, so anxious that she bowed her head and kowtowed: "Sir, save me!" Spare your life! Spare your life! ”
"Ask for your own blessings!" Zhang Bozu shook his head, he didn't know what was going on, and even if he knew, he wouldn't save this liar.
Su Che, who was standing behind Zhang Bozu at this moment, had a somewhat joking expression, playing these deceptive tricks in front of the great sages and good teachers was even more ridiculous than the class with an axe!