Chapter 34: Cheolhyuk's Vinegar
Jun Juan looked at the words on the letter, and unconsciously tears slid down her cheeks and fell on the paper, staining the grind.
"Why are you still crying?" Zhehe intimately wiped the tears on Junwan's face, but he didn't expect Junwan's tears to cry more fiercely like the water that opened the floodgates.
"It's all your fault! It's all your fault! Let me marry into this Rausch place! I want to go home! I'm going back to the Central Plains. ”
Jun Juan hit Zhehyuk twice hard, although this force was like a hairy ground to Zhehyuk, but he still cooperated to make a painful gesture.
"Madame, I was wrong, I was wrong. Didn't I repent to you too? Zhehe comforted: "When I am done with this matter, I will take you back to the Central Plains and worship your father-in-law and mother-in-law well." ”
Jun Juan knew that he, the king of Xirong, would not enter the Central Plains so easily and let the Central Plains pinch his handle, let alone worship any father-in-law and mother-in-law, his every move was a reflection of Xirong, how could he bow down to the Central Plains for her? Even if he was willing, neither would the courtiers of Xijon.
But she still believed it, and it was okay to call her stupid, but she was willing to believe in Zhehyuk like this.
"Do you know, my brother said in the letter that the queen mother likes the fox fur you gave very much, and I think if you go to the Central Plains, the queen mother will also like you. My mother never liked Concubine Xian in the past, and in the past, they didn't deal with each other everywhere, and even my relationship with the fifth sister was not very good. It's just that my mother has now picked a new champion for my five sisters as a son-in-law, and the new champion was originally given to me by my mother, but now I am willing to give it to my fifth sister. ”
"Actually, we don't know how to live in the future. You see, my mother and Concubine Xian were so bad in the past, but now they can release their previous suspicions and choose a son-in-law for my five sisters. Just like a few months ago, my mother didn't know that I was going to marry to Sijon. My fifth sister is really blessed, this year's new champion is the little son of the Li family in Jiangnan, the century-old scholarly family of the Li family, the little son is even more poetry and songs, the queen mother once called him into the palace, let me look at it quietly, it is really dignified, the fifth sister has picked a good family......"
The little son of the Li family is the candidate with the highest hope of winning the championship this year, and he is also one of the most popular among Jun Juan's mother, and he has long been looking at Jun Juan, just waiting for the end of the imperial examination to ask the saint for a decree and make him Jun Juan's concubine.
It's just that people are not as good as heaven, and in the final analysis, there is still no fate......
The person who forcibly snatched the red thread of the old man next to him fell into contemplation, he never thought that Jun Juan still had such a family business in the Central Plains, and he thought about it, his girl was so gentle and lovely, how could she not be coveted?
Fortunately, it was quick enough, Zhehyuk rejoiced. Just looking at Jun Juan, how can it seem that the little grandfather of the Li family still has some affection?
Zhehe frowned, he was only a new champion, he didn't believe that he could be better than him, isn't it poetry and songs! Even if he is a current student, he will definitely be ten times stronger than him!
So a group of big bosses in Xijon were sinned, and they were driven to the shelves with Zhehe.
"Today, we must be a thousand times more energetic! Presumably, you don't want your king to be compared to the new champion in the Central Plains! Today, let's pick up the spirit of our daily war! Compete in the poetry and songs of the Central Plains! I don't believe it, the most promising soldiers of our dignified Xirong Army can't even handle the poetry and songs of this nerd in the Central Plains! ”
Zhehe gathered a room full of Xirong generals in the main tent, forcing them to think of a few lines of poetry and songs, so that he could also show off his poetry and book culture in front of Jun Juan.
"King, our house is full of rough people, and we are good at fighting, and we really can't help you with this poetry and song. If you let me read that broken book, you might as well let me go out and cut off two heads now!" Zamha snorted.
"King, we don't even know what poetry and poetry are, isn't this a problem for us."
"King, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that I'm looking at the words in this book, hey! I just want to sleep! ”
Several generals had sad faces, they were all coarse people, and they didn't even know how to write on weekdays, so letting them engage in those poems and songs was no different from asking for their lives.
Zhehe had long expected their reaction: "Do you know why the soldiers of the Central Plains were able to win several times even though they were not as strong as us? It is precisely because they are literate that they can use the art of war, do you remember the battle of Pingqiang City? A mere 1,000 centaurs in the Central Plains defeated us by 5,000 centaurs, precisely because they knew how to use the art of war! You see, one by one, you will use brute force to win, even if you find a military advisor, you don't know what it means. Let you learn poetry and songs, but it is the most basic, in the final analysis, this is just an assessment of you, read poetry and songs, naturally read military books, learn military law, if you - my best general in Xirong! If you learn this method, why should I be defeated in Xirong! ”
Zhehe's words were impassioned, and several soldiers nodded to each other, and they all felt that Zhehe's words were simply - too reasonable!
"Rest assured, king! A few of us will live up to your expectations. A few of us will learn the poems and songs of Lao Shizi in a few days, and then we will no longer have to be deceived by the Central Plains people on the battlefield! ”
"My daughter-in-law has long said that I am a reckless man, and now I will study hard, and I will show her when I go home, and tell her that Xirong's reckless man also has ink in his stomach!"
"King! You can rest assured! We are always reliable! Leave it to us. ”
Seeing their determined expressions one by one, Zhehe nodded with satisfaction, yes, yes, that's why I want him to be a warrior of Xirong.
Looking at them one by one impassioned, the corners of Zanha's eyes, who didn't speak on the side, twitched, he felt that Zhehyuk must be crazy, he Zanha knows best what these brothers are like on weekdays! These few people can't even say a word smoothly on weekdays, and they only know wine, meat and women every day, and they expect them to figure out what poetry and songs, he might as well expect the pig of Ah Hua's family next door to climb the tree!
Lose your marbles! Absolutely insane! Zanha looked at the confident Zhehyuk and felt that he must have let the love get carried away. What a shrewd and wise king on weekdays! I didn't expect to become a little more stupid than him today.
Sure enough, love can make people stupid! Zanha was heartbroken.
It's a good thing I didn't let Zaanna marry him, otherwise he would have suffered. Zanha secretly rejoiced.