When Mr. M came to a jewelry and antique shop, he pointed to the pink diamond in a gilded box and said, "I want to buy that diamond, how much does it cost?" The shopkeeper saw that he was not good, and hurriedly replied: "Sir really has good eyesight, to tell the truth, this diamond is very beautiful, is it for a lover, or for a lady?" ”

"Send a lover, and use it urgently tomorrow." Mr. M said. When the shopkeeper heard this, he said happily: "Well, the beauty of despicable adults." The one who can buy this diamond must be a monopoly. I'm willing to make a friend and bring in a regular customer. Originally, it was 12,000 US dollars, but I asked for 2,000 yuan, and you paid 10,000 yuan, sir. ”

"Thank you so much." Mr. M paid the money and left satisfied. After a while, he returned to the shop and said to the shopkeeper, "Do you have a second diamond like this one?" I think...... Let's just tell the truth, I'm afraid that if my wife knows about it, I'll give her another one, so that she can shut up that nasty mouth. ”

"Oops! There is no second one in our store. The shopkeeper said honestly.

"Help, I'm going to give 13,000 yuan." Mr. M said anxiously.

"Well, let me think again." The shopkeeper nodded.

"Thank you very much." Mr. M took the opportunity to hand over the business card that exuded the smell of a precious perfume.

"As soon as there is definite news, I hope to tell you." Half a month later, a lady came to the jewelry store with a sad face, and she wanted to sell a diamond that was exactly the same as the one Mr. M bought.

Looking at her expression, she must be in a hurry to use the money.

"Madam, I am short of money now, and I don't have 13,000 yuan in cash, please wait a few days and come again." The shopkeeper said, winking at the boys smugly, meaning that you all learn something.

"Or else...... That's 12,000 yuan. The lady chased after her, shrugging helplessly.

That is to say, admit bad luck, who makes himself anxious to use the money!

"Okay, please wait, I'll check the money." After a while, the shopkeeper returned with the money in his hand, and said apologetically: "Madam, only 11,030 yuan, you see, this is ......" Mrs. first hesitated, looked at her watch anxiously, and sighed: "11,030 yuan...... It's 11,030 yuan. ”

"It's done! Is it? Madam! The shopkeeper quickly inspected the goods, completed the purchase procedures, and as soon as his wife stepped out of the store, he couldn't wait to find the business card left by Mr. M and dialed the phone.

"Sir, there is no Mr. M on this number." replied on the phone. The shopkeeper was surprised and asked, "Where are you?" ”

"This number is 'Happy Departure Funeral Home', and the museum faithfully serves every customer 24 hours a day......" The next day, the owner received a letter that smelled like Mr. M's business card, and there were two receipts in it: one was the receipt for the sale of the pink diamond; One is the payment slip for the purchase of the pink diamond.

The shopkeeper woke up from a dream and realized that he had fallen for Mr. M's serial scheme and lost $1,030, but he regretted it.