Chapter 303: If the poor road blows itself up again, can you still laugh?
"I've seen the Primordial Dao Master!"
"I've seen the Primordial Dao Master!"
The smile on Maitreya Buddha's face was a little stiff, and Guanyin beside him looked very embarrassed.
When they revealed their bodies just now, according to the way of Shimen's appearance, they subconsciously made some special effects, who knew that this primordial Dao Lord was so faceless.
Now.
After Qingwan saw Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin, she was extremely surprised, no wonder her master had been looking at the beams of the house just now.
At the same time, in her heart, she has a little more contempt for Shimen, she has now stepped into the cultivation world for many years, and naturally knows the status of Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin in Shimen.
But I didn't expect that these two people would be so shameless, and they had reported and pleaded well before, but now they actually did such a despicable thing as hiding on the beams of the house.
"Hahaha, laughing to death, laughing to death, I thought that only that petty theft would go to the house beam, but I didn't expect that the Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva would also go to the house beam!"
Sun Wukong covered his stomach and rolled on the ground, his face full of mockery.
To say that in the entire Liberation Sect, who does he resent the most?
In addition to Rulai, who pressed him under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, it was this Guanyin who was extremely hypocritical and forced him to bring a golden hoop.
Thinking of it some time ago, he had obviously succeeded in provoking Tang Xuanzang, a monk, and kicked himself out of the school, just when he thought that he could be at ease from now on.
But he only flew halfway, and was intercepted by the Guanyin, beaten not to mention, and was forcibly put on a golden hoop on his head.
Hearing Sun Monkey laugh.
Tang Xuanzang just reacted..' He knelt on the ground and shouted: "Disciple Xuanzang, knock on Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva!" β
"Hmph~" Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Xuanzang who was kneeling on the ground, and snorted disdainfully.
Not to mention the drama of Tang Xuanzang and Maitreya Buddha and others.
This way.
In the face of Tang Xuanzang's salute, Guanyin and Maitreya Buddha just nodded lightly, and then looked at the Taichu Dao Master.
"Taichu Dao Master, you also know that the matter of Journey to the West is very important, I hope you can release Tang Xuanzang's master and apprentice, let them go through the Black Wind Country, and continue to go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said quietly.
As soon as this statement came out.
"Huh!"
Xuanqing's eyes narrowed, looking Guanyin up and down, especially under the other party, the tattered lotus platform, and the bamboo basket magic weapon in his hand.
"Guanyin, don't you want to taste the fireworks again?"
"You"
Guanyin was slightly stunned, and then the memory of the last time appeared in his mind, and his body couldn't help but tremble.
Side.
Maitreya Buddha's expression is also not very good-looking.
He followed Guanyin Bodhisattva on this trip, which meant to support the other party, but as a result, this primordial Taoist master was so faceless.
Thinking of this, he was not polite, he didn't even call the Taichu Dao Master, and directly called the other party's name.
"Xuanqing Daoist, you detain Tang Xuanzang in the Black Wind Country, whether it is for the Dao Sect or the Liberation Sect, there is no benefit, why do you do such a detrimental behavior that harms others and yourself?" Maitreya Buddha said with a stiff smile.
However.
Xuanqing hadn't spoken yet.
The sun monkey on the side jumped out again, he looked at the stiff smiling face of Maitreya Buddha, and laughed again: "You fat monk, don't laugh if you can't laugh, it's really ugly." β
"Puff~"
As soon as this statement came out.
Xuanqing couldn't help laughing, and when he looked at Sun Monkey's eyes, he also became much kinder, for him, as long as he didn't deal with Shimen, he was a friend of his Xuan.
"You monkey~"
Guanyin glanced at Maitreya Buddha, whose face was even stiffer, and explained: "The future Buddha Maitreya is a happy image for all sentient beings, eliminating suffering for sentient beings, no matter what happens, it will be like this." β
Hear the words.
Maitreya nodded approvingly.
The way he cultivates is this way of joy and smile, no matter how bitter his heart is, his face is happy and peaceful.
However. Xuanqing's next words made Guanyin's face even more embarrassed, and Maitreya Buddha's smile became more and more stiff.
"Maitreya Buddha, I don't know that this joyful and smiling path of your cultivation is after suffering the self-explosion of the poor path."
Xuan Qing raised his eyebrows, his voice paused slightly for a few seconds, and then he said with interest:
"I wonder if you'll be able to laugh?"
As soon as this statement came out.
The corners of Maitreya Buddha's mouth twitched slightly, touched his stomach, and then took a deep breath and said seriously:
"Xuanqing Daoist, I don't know what you're going to do. Can you let Tang Xuanzangxi go to learn scriptures? β
After hearing this.
Xuan Qing didn't speak, just looked at Maitreya Buddha with a smile, just like the expression on the other party's face.
Let's be honest.
As early as after having a bad relationship with Guanyin and Shakti, he had already expected this day.
Originally.
Xuanqing was thinking that if the other party said something soft, he saw that the matter of Journey to the West was not only Shimen, but also Daomen, and his teacher was mixed in, and he might not be embarrassed by the other party.
However, as soon as these two goods came up, they stood on the commanding heights of morality, and even suppressed him with the general trend, which made people very unhappy. To ask for someone is to have an attitude of asking for someone!
Now.
I saw the appearance of the Xuanqing Daoist.
Both Guanyin and Maitreya Buddha knew in their hearts that this matter would definitely not be good in words alone, and they had to pay some practical price.
The mind is on this.
Guanyin Bodhisattva opened his mouth and said: "Taichu Dao Master, the previous thing was indeed done poorly by the poor monk, and the poor monk is willing to make amends for this matter. β
Between words.
From the bamboo basket in her hand, she took out several clusters of light glowing with golden light.
As soon as the light cluster came out.
In a flash.
A wave of the Holy Spirit's thoughts permeated the entire imperial study, and these light clusters were all condensed and condensed with incense, which was similar to the Qi Gathering Bead.
"These incense. It's ten times more than what the poor monk gave you before, which is enough to represent the sincerity of the poor monk, right? β
Guanyin looked confident, and said lightly.
In her opinion, she has also confronted this Xuanqing Daoist several times before, although she has suffered a loss in the end every time, but it can be solved by compensating for some incense beliefs.
This time. The incense he compensated for is ten times as much as before, even if this Xuanqing Daoist is greedy, he should be satisfied, right?
Unexpectedly, some things are often so unfulfilled.
"That's it?"
Xuanqing then chuckled and shook his head.
As far as these incense sticks in the light group were placed in the past, they would indeed be a lot of money for him.
But for now. The daily income has reached more than 600 million and close to 700 million, but it is not worth mentioning, even if it is thrown on the ground, he is too lazy to pick it up.
This Guanyin still looks confident, as if she is a treasure of these incense.
That's it?
Hear this
Guanyin frowned slightly, but thinking of the Journey to the West, it was related to the prosperity of Buddhism, and she was the general person in charge of the entire Journey to the West.
So she waved her right hand and took out several clusters of light again.
"Xuanqing Daoist, this should be enough, right?" Guanyin Bodhisattva said in a deep voice.
Hear the words.
Xuanqing was speechless.
I thought about it.
He silently recited in his heart, "Exchange for 100 million incense!" β
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With the decrease of ingots, countless Qi Gathering Beads appeared in his game backpack, and each Qi Gathering Bead contained a rich and pure incense.
Swish~
With a wave of his right hand, Xuanqing took out the 100 million incense from the game backpack and stacked it on the ground.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, if you lack incense, the poor Tao can borrow some from you."
Suddenly.
Guanyin was stunned.
Maitreya Buddha was also stunned.
They looked at the beads of qi gathering in the corner of the wall, feeling the power of the rich and pure incense inside.
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This, this, this. This?
Guanyin's face was blushing, and he only felt so embarrassed that he could pull out a Lingxiao Treasure Hall with his toes.
The other party casually took out hundreds of millions of incense, but on his side, he picked out more than 20 million yuan, as if it was a treasure.
In contrast, it seems that she is like a clown.
In this case.
Finally.
The smile on the face of the Maitreya Buddha froze, although it was only a momentary change, but everyone in the imperial study, except for Tang Xuanzang, a mortal, who is not a person who has cultivated to a high level? have all captured this change.
A playful smile appeared on Xuanqing's face.
It seems that there is no need to use self-detonation on this Maitreya Buddha, just such humiliation has already made his face change, tsk
It's no wonder that Guanyin and Maitreya Buddha are so out of shape.
Be aware.
Since the Great War of the Ancients, the Liberation Gate, which established a Buddhist court, is the largest force in the entire Three Realms except for the Heavenly Court.
In the entire Three Realms, they are the only ones who bully others, and there has never been anyone else who has bullied them.
This sudden change of role, I can't adapt for a while, it's really reasonable!
"Whew~"
Guanyin took a deep breath, took all the light balls back into the bamboo basket, and did not continue to say about the incense compensation, otherwise it would only be self-inflicted.
"Taichu Daoist, the poor monk is ugly this time, I don't know what to do, you are willing to open the Black Wind Country and let Tang Xuanzang go west to learn scriptures?"
As the old saying goes, those who know the times are Junjie, or people have to bow their heads under the eaves, in the face of today's Xuanqing, Guanyin has no way but to choose to compromise.
Now.
Hearing Guanyin's compromising words.
Tang Xuanzang and Sun Wukong were surprised in their hearts, they didn't expect that the high-flying Guanyin Bodhisattva would have a day of compromise.
Especially Tang Xuanzang, in his heart, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who is compassionate and compassionate, can never do wrong, let alone compromise with a person.
"It seems that this primordial Dao Master... He's a great guy." Sun Wukong's eyes rolled around, and he thought secretly in his heart.
After suffering 500 years of suppression, Sun Wukong's rebelliousness in his heart has been reined, and he is no longer the one he was at the beginning, he doesn't understand anything, and he feels that the boss of the sky is the second child, and even the rebellious and complacent person who is on par with the sky.
Today's Monkey King, although he still has arrogance in his heart, this arrogance has precipitated a lot, and the whole person has become a monkey spirit.
Now.
Xuan Qing groaned slightly.
Now he really didn't know what to ask for.
After all.
Journey to the west in that poor place, even in the release of the door. The Buddha of the past lit the lamp, the modern Buddha Rulai, and the future Buddha Maitreya... These top giants don't have a few magic weapons in their hands.
Don't mention anything else.
Just looking at this Maitreya Buddha, the robe on his body is ordinary, and he can barely see the copper coin in his hand and the human seed bag on his waist, but it can't reach the chaos level, not even the half-step chaos level.
Plainly. It's just that Shimen is too poor.
Xuanqing thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of something that could barely make him look good.
"To be honest, you Shimen can't make the poor Dao look at it, but what Guanyin did to the poor Dao before, it is impossible to reveal it for no reason."
"So... If you are willing to give this person to the poor way, the poor road will no longer hinder the westward journey, if not."
"Hehe~" Xuan Qing sneered and said lightly: "Then the matter of learning the scriptures, you will wait for the golden cicada after the eleventh generation. Take it again! β
Hear that.
Guanyin's heart jumped, and she had a faint bad premonition.
Really.
The other party's next words made her feel bad.
"The person who wants to ask for the poor road is Ao Lie, the third prince of the West Sea!"
Ao Lie?
"Impossible!"
Guanyin's face changed suddenly, and he rejected this request without hesitation, "Everything else is fine, but that Ao Lie is the predetermined foot strength in the westward journey, how can I give it to you?" β
For Shimen, if Ao Lie is really given, then the Journey to the West will not be able to continue, because Ao Lie is the person chosen by heaven and earth to enter the robbery, and he is one of the protagonists of the robbery.
So. If you give Ao Lie, you can't complete the journey to the west, if you don't give Ao Lie, you can wait a little longer, wait for the golden cicada eleventh, and there will be a chance.
In such a situation, the choice should be made is naturally clear and clear!
But.
Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly reacted, since the other party put forward the conditions, it proved that this matter can be discussed.
The reason why Ao Lie's matter was brought forward was probably because he wanted to retreat and advance, deliberately put forward an excessive request, and after being rejected, he put forward a less excessive request, so that it would be easier to achieve his real goal.
The mind is on this.
"Whew~"
Guanyin suppressed the anger in his heart, and said in a quiet tone: "Xuanqing Daoist, you are a smart person, tell your true intentions!" β
I don't know why.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who can accept it calmly no matter what happens on weekdays, every time he faces Xuanqing, he seems to be blinded by something, and he is always so irritable.
"Hehe~"
Xuanqing chuckled again, and then said lightly: "Okay, since this is the case, Poor Dao will not hide it." β
"Ao Lie. The poor road is still required, but after the end of the Journey to the West, even the heavenly merits on its body can also be extracted by you, and then people will be given to the poor road. β
As soon as this statement came out.
Guanyin still felt a little undecided, so he looked at Maitreya Buddha on the side.
After all, in the calculation of the Liberation Gate, Ao Lie, who has been baptized by the merits of the Heavenly Dao, has a very good potential, and plans to be sealed as the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon in the end, which will be used to watch the gate of the Spirit Mountain.
But.
Compared with the previous direct departure of Ao Lie, it is not so difficult to accept. (End of chapter)