Chapter 159: The expert makes a move
81_81843The leaders of the small plunder group have happily crashed into this new era of making a fortune, and where they passed, they not only left countless stories, but also left a popular song, "You are my lord".
This song was created by them spontaneously, and as soon as it was composed, it became their marching song. According to common sense, marching songs are all majestic songs that express determination. But the lyrics of this little song they created are flattering, and the sentences deliberately deliberated in order to praise the stinky feet of Captain Cao are outrageous:
"The black you see is not black, the black you say is black!
The plundering group that people are talking about is the blue sky behind the dark clouds in my imagination.
When I looked at his face, I could see a mighty one.
Is it the curtain that the gods have covered before my eyes, which has been lifted!
You are my lord, take me into the stage of being well-off.
You are my lord, leading me to the wave of reform.
You are my lord, who will take me out of the boundless sea of suffering.
Because you are my father, let me find that the pinnacle of life is just around the corner. ”
The first time this little song was transmitted back to the mud snail secluded land, even the cheeky head Cao blushed. He modestly said that he was just a small promoter, and it was these hard-working little brothers who created this wave of reform.
When he found that there was not much to do in the mud snail secluded land, Commander Cao, who had long been impatient, also officially issued a statement and informed the leaders of the small plundering group: The big plundering group is about to set off!
The bastards below are self-proclaimed small raiders, so the original raiders will naturally jump to the big raiders. Even if it is essentially a militarized organization of more than 400 people, it has no connection with the word "big", but this momentum sounds unusual, and Commander Cao is very satisfied.
Even the small raiding group has collectively entered the period of the Great Leap Forward, and Captain Cao, who has always liked to walk in the leading position in the industry, has long been hungry and thirsty. Even the main bandits of the raiding regiment complained every day. I envy the brothers of those small raiders who are as unrestrained as the wind. The main forces of the old senior raiding group think that even these little brothers who have not been trained much have done so well, and there is no reason why these big brothers can only stay at home and practice hard all day. Over time, it made the little brothers see the jokes.
In order to make up for the regrets of the brothers. Raising their commission income, Regiment Leader Cao embarked on the journey under the banner of the freshly baked Great Plunder Regiment that had not yet had time to show off his might. Two crossed machetes, with a large back on them, the flag of the plundering regiment was two feet long and wide, which was exaggeratedly large. The main purpose is to highlight the momentum, so that everyone can see the dense and slightly exaggerated embroidery on it.
After mentioning the special slogan and thinking about it for a long time, Head Cao decided to use the lingua franca of the green forest heroes that have been passed down from China for thousands of years: I drove this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, leave behind to buy road money. Jump out of half no, kill or bury!
"Boss, isn't this slogan a little too cheesy. There is no depth at all, and there is no connotation!" Maddie, who has always prided herself on a bit of a literati, finally couldn't help but speak. Many of the previous mentions of this product were abandoned in the ignorance of everyone, obviously the vanity of not being recognized.
From Medi's horny eyes and a pair of big hands that kept rubbing, it can be seen that the soul in this guy's body has actually turned into an enthusiast who robs homes and houses in the edification of day and night. However, his slogans were so literary and artistic that the cadres of the plundering regiment had always found it unbearable.
The robbery slogan of this goods from the thirteen-character quatrain in Mongolian to the countless ancient styles of Pingqian make people feel a headache, and they are ready to roar on the spot to enhance their momentum. It takes more than half an hour to roar, and it may not be finished. If others don't understand, maybe they'll doze off. It is necessary to let these three big and five coarse men memorize by rote those ornate and exaggerated classical Chinese. It's worse than taking their lives. This slogan should be simple and straightforward, how vulgar it is.
Maddie's dream of showing her literary brilliance in these places was over before it could start.
"Depth?connotation?big brother, please make it clear that you are a bandit now! and not a bard! Are we poor acid people who beg on the street in the hope of being recognized by others and then throw two copper plates? This is the tool for your livelihood!" Captain Cao casually dragged Councilor Carl next to him, and slapped a machete, still mottled with rust, into Maddie's arms, and the huge force almost slapped Maddie against the wall.
Councilor Karl, the orc, is now a civilian writer, and the machete is slung around his waist and almost never unsheathed. It's completely an ornament that Carl uses to show that he can be civil and martial. It's just that he is lazy by nature, and he doesn't care about weapons as much as the main force of the raiding group. The machete had never even been wiped before it was covered with rust.
No matter how you look at it. Whether this murder weapon can become a sharp weapon for murder, arson, and robbery remains to be examined. With its sharpness, ten people who were cut down did not die from direct chopping, but were finally killed by the "tetanus" and "bacterial infection" attributes attached to this artifact.
But Maddie said that it was from that moment that he finally understood the essence and soul of the raiders. That's just four words, simple and crude!
As soon as the eldest brother came, the younger brothers below naturally began to vacate in a panic. Ever since the bandit coalition broke up into pieces and began to infiltrate other people's territory with small units, it has become a situation of intertwined networks. Everyone knows what Commander Cao rushed over with the main force of the Great Raiding Regiment at this time, in addition to his frantic road to collecting money, he is ready to directly overthrow other people's rule, just like overthrowing the Jinzhou bandits before.
He made it clear that he wanted to greatly expand the territory under his control again, and complete another large-scale fire merger. The activities of the small raiding regiments can only cause chaos for others at most, and if they really want to complete such a large-scale operation as changing their ways, they still have to watch the performance of Commander Cao.
Even with this kind of behavior that everyone understands, Head Cao has also changed up a lot of tricks. This money fan swept all the way, but wherever there was still a gang of bandits that had not been solved, he would be patronized. He ordered the small raiding group to provide him with information, even extending to various fields.
This goods with a large group of brothers while walking also engaged in side business, as soon as the connoisseur stretched out his hand, he knew if there was any. If the bandit coalition with the banner of a small raiding regiment has mastered the five flavors of obscene tactics. The real plundering group, under the leadership of the leader of the head of the Cao regiment, came out of the form of a shocking obscenity, and there was a faint hint of lewdness.
He even had the strength to clean up the bandit gangs he met on the road, but he didn't do this, but used another way to clean them up, and used his actual actions to deduce what it means to surrender without a fight to the leaders of the small raiding group.
Because the raiding group only numbered about 400 people, and they had the ability to maneuver that could be called a pervert, they were the real elusive. No one but their own knows how this team is drilling on someone else's turf. And Captain Cao's sense of smell in money is also at its peak, when he cleaned up those bandit gangs, he chose the time when others were out to rob successfully.
As soon as the others succeeded, he sneaked out with a large group of brothers armed to the anus. What are they here for? Of course, they are the prey of robbery!
The most troublesome thing is that every time they just coincide with the appearance of the meeting when others are done, and then politely say "thank you!", and finally take away the fruits of their labor. Just as punctual as the clock of the century, it will never come early or be late. Those who have carefully analysed their practices will associate their practice of plundering the fruits of other people's labor with an animal that is common in the Realm of Exile, the spotted hyena!
Generally speaking, the lone spotted hyena loves this kind of trade, and they rarely hunt it themselves. Instead, they follow beasts that are skilful but unwilling to compete head-on, such as cheetahs and leopards. When others succeed in hunting, they come out to plunder the fruits of other people's labor. If you think about it carefully, what is the difference between these things that Captain Cao did and the predatory methods that spotted hyenas are good at?
There is really no difference, even the head of Cao himself named this kind of action "dog-style plunder", just to disgust these bandits. They were busy for most of the day, and in the end, they all cheapened Captain Cao, who was watching coldly from behind.
In addition to this shameless act of "dog-style predation", Commander Cao even invented the "dog pack tactic", which was also taken from the most obscene and shameless spotted hyena in this exiled domain.
This is the product of Cao Tuan's inspiration after watching a group hunt with spotted hyenas. Everyone in the world knows the wolf pack tactics of the Beamon Empire, and Commander Cao invented a mutated dog pack tactic, as if he already has a bit of a military strategist.
If the wolf pack tactics rely on collective contract cooperation, once it starts, it bites the opponent and never stops the fierce tactic. Captain Cao's dog pack tactics can even be regarded as a luxurious upgraded and enhanced version of the wolf pack tactics, once entangled, not only can you not get rid of it, but you will even be indecent and indecent by his all-encompassing obscene actions.
When you are tired of coping, someone can always appear behind you at the right time and poke you in the ass. As soon as you're ready to kill a target, you'll be harassed from all sides. As soon as you deal with it, you immediately have to go back to the kind of bad shape that is messed around and the head can't take care of the tail, and finally you are torn off the flesh and blood again and again until you completely breathe.
The harassment tactics of the small raiding group are just a deformed product of the dog pack tactics of Commander Cao, and they are still a little lacking compared to the original dog pack tactics...... (To be continued).