Preface: Flags of the Fathers
The sixteenth time of the month is on the head of the willow tops, and the sixteenth time is about after dusk. The wolves behind the tribe cried again on the night of the full moon, and Uncle Boval struck the heads of the wolf father and the wolf mother one by one with a stick. He angrily rebuked the five wolves, the wolves who had been beaten almost alive into the stars, and after wagging their stiff tails in a flattering manner, they laughed and scolded and threw half a deer over.
Cybertron is at least sixteen years old this year.
The father also scolded himself for sixteen years, and the mother also beat herself for sixteen years. This place of the tribe has always been the shadow area in his heart, of course, a qiē has to start from the wind and snow seventeen years ago, the old lady who was dressed in white like snow, and came and went like the wind successfully pushed back the father. If it is a little later, it is the birth of Cybertron.
Cybertron was born in the same way as the Bourkeso tribe – gripping and thrilling. But the person concerned is like no one.
His birth carried a smell of blood, all kinds of swords and swords, and tragedies through the ages. The twenty-eighth murder in the first street in the east of the village became famous with his birth, and was completely forgotten two days later.
The Bourkeso have long been considered descendants of the god of war, not only because they lack the roots of their brains, they can only use muscles to do anything, and their code of conduct never follows their brains - but also because of their superior force value.
Of course, the people of Bourkeso themselves do not recognize any descendants of the god of war, because they do not worship the god of war at all. On the contrary, they even killed their own gods!--the god of war. Legend has it that the first tribal leader, the Immortal King (Quedos, Hellroar, Burkeso), led a group of barbarians to successfully kill the god of war (who was already an evil god at the time). Under the leadership of the Valkyrie, she successfully sought a counterattack.
The people of Bourkeso have a penchant for backwards, which has been the case since ancient times. Therefore, they would rather worship their ancestors, earth elements, and the relatively weak Valkyrie than worship the god of war - the god of war was killed by himself, so why worship him as well as his own?
Generally speaking, they were called barbarians - which was not at all insulting to the Burkes, but a little insulting to the barbarians. Many barbarians have something to say: we are actually quite civilized compared to the Bourkesos.
At the very least, we don't send pregnant women to war.
Cybertron ...... According to the routine of many time-traveling texts, generally speaking, it is necessary to describe how Cybertron is natural, and how pure the blood of the protagonist is when the moon is shy to set off the flowers, and if you don't write it at the beginning of a messy article, you will be embarrassed to come out to meet people. But this time...... There is a bit of an exception, as the protagonist is born into a powerful tribe that is not primitive, but savage. Even the women here are powerful - although, Mom Cybertron is very beautiful.
However, Cybertron can't afford to people, at least never when she was pregnant with him. For three months, he was still fighting a giant bear more than five meters tall in the forest, and like many ancient famous generals, he pinched the giant bear to death under the palm of his hand - in fact, the giant bear did not have time to run, otherwise who would be so two to compete with the strength of the Burkeso people? When she was five months pregnant, she occasionally felt unwell, and felt that it might be the reason for not exercising for a long time. So he and (threatened) his husband to embark on a journey with him for three months, went out as a mercenary, killed 276 enemy heads, formed countless beams, and created a legend of a beautiful god of war, which was a smash hit sixteen years ago.
When I was eight months pregnant, I returned to the tribe and finally knew it when I looked at my big belly.
Oh, so there are children.
...... It's innocent! The people in the tribe are very innocent.
Cybertron's father immediately invited the shaman and witch doctor in the tribe - the old shaman is the second in command in the tribe, and his combat effectiveness is not very strong, but with the communication with the earth, nature and the Valkyrie, he belongs to the god stick type. However, due to the terrible pursuit of power by the Bourkesos, the sacrificial class of the old shaman was not as popular as the priests and priests outside.
If someone in the tribe is sick or something, they usually look for him. As mentioned above, the shaman is also old, and the old man is not easy, almost sixty years old. Gray beard and hair - and a whole body of muscles! Old and old, he carried a war hammer weighing more than eighty kilograms and walked sideways into the room of Cybertron's and Cybertron's father. With a "bang", he threw the war hammer to the ground and inserted four elemental totems.
Cybertron's father was very nervous as he watched the old shaman's thigh-thick hand touch his wife's palm, after all, it was his wife, of course, he was worried about the other party's pregnancy - don't be too grumpy, and beat the shaman who came to see the doctor together.
"Hmm......" The atmosphere was very awkward, and the old shaman was silent for about ten minutes, feeling the experience of earth, flowing water, air, and fire spirits on humans. After a long time, the old shaman opened his eyes and said slowly: "Well, it seems that she is pregnant. ”
"Nonsense! everybody knows it!" Cybertron's father was about to go on a rampage, pointing at the old shaman and yelling, "I'm asking if you have any problems?"
"What's the problem? It's okay to exercise more, and remember to ask a few elderly mothers-in-law to help you before you die--yes. If it's your wife, you'll probably have to go into battle yourself—" The old shaman glanced at the other, seemingly dismissive of the other's threat. Standing up, he put the hammer weighing more than 80 kilograms back on his shoulder, and said, "The process of giving birth is said to be painful - it is equivalent to stuffing this hammer into your stomach and then pulling it out alive. With your wife's character, it is estimated that she will overturn everyone present, but she will not have much strength at that time, you will personally go out and hold her!"
“??”
"You insulted me?" said Cybertron's mother, who was furious, as if she had been insulted - but perhaps not in the right way: "Isn't it just a hammer in the stomach and then pulled out? What am I afraid of? It's not that I haven't been ......."
The way the tribe talks is like this.
Less than a month later, Cybertron was born.
The day of his birth was also quite special, originally Cybertron's mother was not too much of a problem, but unfortunately Cybertron's mother saw that the weather was good, so he went out to kill a bear, and prepared (let Cybertron's father) make a good bear soup. On the way home with the bear, he suddenly felt that Cybertron was about to be born.
But there are still about 10 kilometers to go home.
- So, in the forest, Cybertron was born. I have to say that Cybertron's mother has a strong hands-on ability, or how to say that women are more careful?
...... Too independent.
The Bourkeso people are not ordinary human beings.
This year, Cybertron's father, Yasin Hellroar Bourkeso, was twenty-eight years old, which was considered a late marriage and late childbearing.
Cybertron's Pretty Lady, Hell Roars, Bourkeso...... Twenty-eight, almost the same. Getting married and having children at the age of sixteen is not too early. It's this temper and combat effectiveness...... It's a little unbearable.
They are the descendants of the god of war, the descendants of the immortal king who killed the god of war. "Barbarians" are not enough to describe their true condition - they ...... It's just a bunch of second-hand ...... who only know how to fight? That's a bit too underestimating them.
Three years later, Cybertron had grown up. But what...... He often says things that worry adults, such as that he learns to speak slowly, which is nothing as long as he can pick up a hammer quickly. It's just that as soon as he learned to speak, he began to talk nonsense, saying that he could make gunpowder, what [strong (gun)] he could make, and he didn't need to practice this boring physical technique anymore.
At that time, Cybertron was stepped under the soles of his feet by his own mother, and he enjoyed the treatment of foot control. In the years that followed, as Cybertron grew bigger and bigger, each time he said something similar. For example, when he was four years old, he said that he wanted to learn what evil method [Douqi], and the angry Cybertron mother taught him how to be a man again. When he was five years old, Cybertron said that he was going to use [Four Two Thousand Pounds] to fight, and Cybertron's mother in the strongest king group immediately began to beat up children.
The people of Bourkeso are not so much beating the next generation, but teaching the next generation from an early age the laws of being human and the laws of fighting (both are about the same). What's more, how resistant are the people of Bourkeso? It is also the tradition of every family to fight from an early age.
However, there may have been something brilliant about that beating of the children, and Cybertron resisted, and as a result, Cybertron's mother, in line with the education policy passed down from generation to generation by the Bourkeso clan, beat Cybertron alive to the point of exhaustion and fainting - only this time it may have hit the brain and did not stop.
That time it was more refreshing, and Cybertron's beautiful lady practiced a complete set of tiger and crane double forms on Cybertron. The last move was to hit Cybertron's back of the head -- what resistance could a five-year-old bear child have?
In order to prepare for the opening of the hang in the future, it can only be a semi-amnesia state.
That is to say, the body of the Bourkeso people is more resistant to beating, and if the beautiful lady of Cybertron is on the body of an ordinary adult man, let alone a set of tiger and crane bimorphs, even if you practice half a set of cats going down the mountain, you can beat each other alive.
Barbarians, born to be beaten.
Cybertron lay down for three days and woke up with two transformations.
"How's this bear kid?"
A gruff male voice rang out behind Cybertron's fucking back - it was Cybertron's dad. There is about two meters or so, a big bald head, and a scar on his face, which looks like he is definitely not a good person. The tendon meat of the whole body absolutely kills Schwarzenegger, and you can feel the slight tremor on the surface when you walk, and the super muscle mountain that moves. It's okay not to laugh, but it's even scarier to laugh. Dressed in animal skins, he was bare-shouldered, carrying a freshly hunted deer and throwing it on the ground, and walked into the stone house from the ice and snow, and said, "Damn, this is the last medicine, that old shaman can really toss people! What do you think of the white doe I found from ten kilometers away?"
The contemporary chief of the Bulkeso clan would not even be known for a hundred miles - for he was the largest black society in the region.
"He also said that he can invent transparent glass and what kind of burning medicine?"
"Hmm...... He hadn't said anything like that since he had fainted after hitting him last time. People are also normal, and their spirits are much better. "Cybertron stood up, and as a noble warrior, she deserved to have the genetic lineage of a god of war - very much in line with popular aesthetics, and at the same time superior in strength. So the women of the Bulkeso clan basically only have eight-pack abs under the standard of beautiful women: "I am the most powerful warrior in the tribe, do you have any problems with me training our son?"
"The most powerful warrior?" Cybertron's father was about two meters tall, and he looked down at his wife, who was more than one meter and eighty meters tall, and said disdainfully: "Then why did I beat you when I proposed to you?"
"Phew, I was five months pregnant at the time - of course you know what you did. ”
"Ah, yes, what's pregnant? A little excuse that my mother went to war when she was pregnant with me, and it was in that battle that she killed all the enemies!" clenched his fists and compared to the embodiment of strength: "But...... Why does this bear kid feel like he's lost so much?--can't it be that you're too heavy?"
"Look at the way you're worried, I'm not worried about what you're anxious about?--Oh, I see. Cybertron's mother squinted her eyes and said to Cybertron's father: "Last time I heard that Cybertron was knocked unconscious, you were still in a hurry to jump up and down......"
"Who...... Who's in a hurry!--I'm going to beat him up right now, believe it or not!"
"I fight every day, what's wrong?-"
This is how the Bourkeso people are trained, this is how the descendants of the god of war go about their daily lives. What was the son born for? Of course, it was for fighting. Playing and fighting...... The other party will be able to hit themselves.
After that:
First, Cybertron seems to have lost a lot of weight, perhaps because he watched over him day and night, without sleep for about a week, and stopped beating him with a dead hand, and began to make him delicious "crispy spider legs".
Second, Cybertron doesn't talk nonsense anymore, it seems that the beaten ones don't know what they're talking about. Mom and Dad don't know each other anymore, so I'll start from scratch and learn again. Except for being smarter than the average child, there's nothing special about it. Usually he can't help but burst out a few words of incomprehensible language [Nest Roast], and even he himself can't tell what's going on.