Chapter 34: The Little Fairy Is Like This...
The two chatted about the parents...
After the reception of the drunken fairy building brought the dishes and wine together, Ji Bochang still said politely: "The dishes are almost ready, Zhong Daoyou, please~"
"Then you're welcome."
Seeing that he was not polite like this, Zhong Yan began to taste the dishes and spirit wine.
She saw that Ji Bo often only cared about drinking tea but didn't move her chopsticks, and thought that he couldn't let go, so she joked in a teasing tone: "Ji Daoyou, Qiong Jelly Yulu is on the table, don't patronize and drink tea." ”
"Honestly..."
Ji Bochang sighed and said nonsense: "Ji Mou has never drunk alcohol in his life, so I'm afraid I won't be able to drink with fellow Daoists." ”
"Don't you drink anything?"
"I don't get a drop of wine..."
"It's rare for a man to not drink."
Zhong Yan muttered thoughtfully, feeling more and more that he had a weak personality and was easy to handle, so he smiled and said, "Don't drink and eat some food." ”
"Granny Yu's arrival today is a little sudden..."
Ji Bochang looked at the dishes on the table, and said helplessly: "And Ji Mou does have a demand for Taoist couples, so he hurried over just after eating, and he really didn't have a stomach." ”
"Huh~"
Zhong Yan paused for a moment to eat, and said meaningfully: "I don't know about this, why didn't you tell me when I ordered the dishes just now?" ”
"It's just a little bit of a dish..."
Ji Bochang waved his hand disapprovingly and said, "If Zhong Daoyou likes it, what's the matter if you have more." ”
Zhong Yan smiled when she heard this, "That makes Daoyou break the bank." ”
"That's a big deal."
Ji Bochang also smiled, seeing that he was eating happily, he seemed to think of something, and said: "I take the liberty of asking, what are Zhong Daoyou's requirements for Taoist couples?" ”
"Hmm~ Actually, there are no requirements."
Zhong Yan glanced at him and said meaningfully, "As far as the alchemist is concerned, I hope that my Daoist companion can provide me with a bottle of the best quality pill every month...
Ji Daoyou, you are an alchemist, you should also know that eating too much pills will not only make your cultivation vain, but your body will also develop resistance to medicine, which is not conducive to your future cultivation.
So...
Cultivation must be based on the best elixir with the best medicinal effect.
However, I also know that it is difficult to refine the best quality pills in batches, and it depends on chance, so this condition can also be properly relaxed.
For example, the number of top-grade pills in the month is insufficient, and it can be reluctantly accepted to exchange for ten bottles of high-quality pills. ”
“……”
Ji Bochang's face shook, and he also knew that today's blind date was Huang Ding, so he nodded at the moment, and echoed matter-of-factly: "It's really 'reluctant'." ”
"Huh?"
The smile on Zhong Yan's face froze, and he asked in a cold voice, "What does Ji Daoyou mean?" ”
"Don't misunderstand..."
Ji Bo often talked nonsense in a serious way: "I mean that Zhong Daoyou's condition is reasonable, but the number of top-grade pills is not enough to exchange for ten bottles of high-quality pills, which is too reluctant for a fairy like you." ”
"That's ~"
Seeing that he had misunderstood what he meant, Zhong Yan smiled disapprovingly, and then continued: "The pill is just one of my requirements for Daoists. ”
"Oh?"
Ji Bo often smiled: "I would like to hear about it." ”
"In addition to the pills that are provided every month..."
Zhong Yan pondered for a while, and said with a slight movement in his eyes: "My Daoist companion also needs to provide a hundred medium-grade spirit stones every year as my case money.
As we all know, the alchemist is wealthy, and the average amount of a hundred medium-grade spirit stones per year is not too much, right? ”
Ji Bo often pretended to be thinking about something, gritted his teeth and said, "It's not too much, it's very reasonable." ”
"You also have to buy Dharma tools and exercises for me from time to time."
"Reasonable..."
"I have to change four robes every year, to say the least."
"Reasonable..."
“……”
Zhong Yan was slightly stunned, seeing that she pinched her fingers to settle accounts, but gritted her teeth and said that it was reasonable, that is, she felt a little embarrassed...
She hesitated, and then said, "If I am pregnant with an heir, the Taoist couple still needs to prepare a Dingyan Pill for me as compensation." ”
“……”
Ji Bochang thought that he couldn't afford to raise it anyway, so he just followed her words, but now when he heard the request of 'Dingyan Dan compensation', he still felt a little incredible, so he asked: "Why do you want to fix Yan Dan as compensation when you are pregnant with an heir?" ”
"Ji Daoyou, you are not a female cultivator, you don't know how much the birth of an heir hurts the mother's body."
Zhong Yan glanced at him and said, "Pregnant and with a big belly, it is not only difficult for a female cultivator to practice, but also to take care of the fetus in her womb.
Not to mention the pain of giving birth to an heir.
Raising offspring afterwards is difficult to practice for several years, during which not only will the qi and blood deteriorate, but the body will also be affected, and it will also be easier to age.
Aren't all the sacrifices made to give birth to an heir worth a fixed face pill? ”
“……”
Ji Bo often secretly said to himself, he really didn't expect to change his life in the world, and he could encounter such a thing as a child warning.
Just as he was about to nod and continue to echo Zhong Yan's unreasonable request, a cold voice suddenly came from behind him: "It's not worth it!" ”
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise a little after hearing the voice, and then he turned around, and when he saw his sister-in-law wearing light makeup, he couldn't help but show a little surprise...
"Sister-in-law?"
"Do you still want to say reasonable?"
Tong Sanniang glared at him with a cold face, then walked over and sat beside him, looking directly at Zhong Yan opposite.
"The heir is the continuation of the bloodline, the crystallization of two people's pregnancy, not one person's, if you have to compensate for the birth of an heir, what is the difference between it and the woman in the hook column?"
Seeing that it was menacing, Zhong Yan couldn't help frowning and asked, "Who is Daoyou?" ”
"I'm Bo Chang's sister-in-law."
Tong Sanniang glanced at Ji Bochang beside him, and said: "I happened to meet him here today, I wanted to come to say hello, but I didn't want to hear the remarks of Taoist friends, so I had the cheekiness to reason a few words..."
"Sister-in-law and brother-in-law?"
Zhong Yan's gaze swept between her and Ji Bochang, then shook her head and chuckled: "The Tao is not the same, what is the good theory?" ”
"There's nothing to theorize about..."
Tong Sanniang snorted coldly, and said with an unkind expression: "But Daoyou saw that my uncle was always honest, so he had to make repeated requests for non-points, shouldn't this matter be said?" ”
“……”
Zhong Yan saw that he had a seizure, so he didn't pretend at the moment, and said sarcastically: "What does my Taoist request's have to do with you? What does it matter to you if I find a way out for myself?
It was originally something you and I wanted, and you need to be a sister-in-law to intervene? Daoyou is also a female cultivator, how can she speak so unscrupulously? ”
"Because I still have a face! will not rely on others to be honest, so you have to make all kinds of unreasonable demands! ”
Tong Sanniang scolded coldly, thinking that she would tear her dough anyway, so she didn't need to pretend, so she scolded sharply: "Unlike some people, they look glamorous on the outside, but they are dirty and rotten on the inside, and they stink!" ”
“……”
Hearing such a movement, the monks who were eating in the Drunken Immortal Building were all quiet, looking at the table of Ji Bochang and Zhong Yan with strange expressions...
Seeing that it was two beautiful women who were arguing, their interest in watching the excitement became a little stronger......
"You ......"
Zhong Yan couldn't help but change his face when he heard such insults.
When he found that the customers in the drunken immortal building looked at their table with strange expressions, their faces were even more pale, and they scolded in shame: "Who are you scolding?" ”
"Whoever is shameless, I will scold him!"
"Vixen!"
"Vixens are better than sluts!"
Tong Sanniang looked at her with disdain in her eyes, and said jokingly: "Doesn't this drunken immortal building have a vanity mirror?" Why don't you look at what kind of virtue you are? ”
Her voice paused, and then she said in a strange way: "I also have a bottle of the best pill a month, a hundred yuan of medium-grade spirit stones a year, and if you have an heir, you have to compensate for a Dingyan Pill, are you worthy?" ”
“……”
Hearing such remarks, the monks who were watching the excitement in the Drunken Immortal Building were quiet again, and even the reception steps who wanted to come to persuade them were all paused......
They also seemed to hear the doorway, and they couldn't help but feel a little disdain when they looked at Zhong Yan's eyes.
The more well-deed person took out a mirror directly from the storage bag, and shouted like a fire: "Fellow Daoist, I have a mirror here, can I borrow it?" ”
“……”