The silly boy Yu Long wants to eat his mother-in-law, but he doesn't want to spend money to buy it; What is the cost of spending? It's money and nowhere to spend, it's a big wrong! Yu Long has a way to eat his mother-in-law's Ding dipped in sauce without spending money.

Spring in the north came late, at the end of April, although the warm sun was shining and the ice and snow were melting, the willow branches spit out white fluffy dogs; The tender green grass sprouts arched out of the ground in shame; The world is showing the shyness of early spring.

This season is the fattest, most tender and most flavorful time for mother-in-law. In the fields, on the grassy roadside, in the park and meadow, you can see a shopping bag in one hand, a small shovel in the other, and an old woman squatting on the ground to be busy, that is, digging a mother-in-law.

Yu Long got up from the bed, looked at the time, it was still early before dark, he went out with a fruit knife and a convenient bag.

When Yu Long stepped off the intercity bus, the sun was already standing on the top of the West Mountain, ready to end the day's duty and hide behind the West Mountain to sleep.

This is the 558 urban and rural bus, this stop is called Wangjiapu Station, but the real Wangjiapu Village is at the foot of the mountain in the north, and there are three miles. It is also very convenient to get to Wangjiapu, you can take a taxi here, you can also walk, you can do anything.

Yu Long didn't get off here to go to Wangjiabao, he stood on the side of the road and looked around, like a general observing the terrain, his behavior attracted the taxi that pulled the business, and the motorcycle driver stared at him together, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like he wanted to take a taxi.

Yu Longmu walked down the road uninhabited and came to the farmland. With a convenience bag in his left hand and a fruit knife in his right, he lowered his head and searched carefully along the edges of farmland and barren grassland.

Yu Long is looking for his mother-in-law.

Maybe someone took the lead, maybe it was an overdose of pesticides last year, the mother-in-law here is not as much as she imagined, and she is not as good as she imagined, which made Yu Long disappointed, he looked around blankly, and didn't know what to do for a while.

Yu Long stopped and looked into the distance, there was a triangular barren grassland in front of him, and a few old willow trees grew sparsely on the grass.

As expected, Yu Long broke into his mother-in-law's nest, and the mother-in-law here seemed to have been specially sown.

Yu Long squatted on the ground and excavated one after another, and clusters of oily green mother-in-law were pulled up by the roots, shook off the soil on the roots, and threw them into a convenient bag.

The village doctor Sun said that the mother-in-law is a good thing, and the leaves can be used as a vegetable, and you can satisfy your hunger in the cheap year; The root is a traditional Chinese medicine, soaked in water as tea after drying, it has the effect of clearing heat and detoxifying, and it is said to be the ancestral secret recipe of his family. Everyone believes it, if someone makes a noise in the tunzi, just get a few mother-in-law Ding Gener to soak in water, and keep you okay for three days, not only the throat is good, but the toothache and stomach distension are effective.

Yu Long was busy working in his mother-in-law's nest, and gained a lot, and before he knew it, the sun had set, and the bag was almost unfilled, so Yu Long felt a little tired, stood up and straightened his waist, looking at the fat and big mother-in-law Ding on the ground, who was reluctant to leave, and wanted to take a break and dig some more.

Yu Long straightened his waist and looked up, there was a platform in the grass not far away, and there was a gray asbestos tile on the platform, which should be drier.

Yu Long's buttocks just touched the asbestos tile, but he heard a tragic breaking sound, the asbestos tile under the asbestos tile collapsed, Yu Long instinctively took a deep breath, it was too late to retract his butt at this time, Yu Long's body involuntarily leaned back, there was a loud sound, and the black fell down in front of him.

Yu Long subconsciously reached out to grab it, his hands were empty, and he didn't catch anything. Yu Long shouted in horror: "Help", as soon as the word "save" came out, the word "life" was still in his throat, and he felt that his body "chirped" and slammed into the muddy water, splashing a muddy rain, and the word "life" in his throat was choked back.

At this moment, Yu Long fell not lightly, only felt that his eyes were full of stars, and his breath was in his chest, and he held it for dozens of seconds before he eased his breath.

Yu Long turned around and knelt in the muddy water in pain, panting in horror, when he opened his eyes, it was dark all around, and he couldn't see anything, and the cold air penetrated through his skin, and he couldn't help but shiver.

Yu Long froze, looked up and saw that there was a skylight in the place where he had just fallen, and a beam of light came in. There was a lot of dust floating in the beam, and he choked on and coughed.

"TM, it's a well! …… Fell into a well. Yu Long came to his senses, and his heart seemed to be pricked.

The instinct of survival made Yu Long climb up with the wall of the well, looking up, the mouth of the well is two stories high, the bottom of the well is a pool of muddy water, exuding a pungent smell of decay, reaching out to touch it, the wall of the well is slippery, unable to climb.

Yu Long scolded in his heart who is so lacking in morality, digging a well here without a manhole cover? Then I thought that people had built a manhole cover, and it was the asbestos tile, but it had been for too long, and the asbestos tile was powdered, and Lao Tzu was pitted.

I have long heard that there are many pits in the city, and there are many scammers, and the liar Yu Long has encountered it, because he doesn't want to take advantage, so he didn't fall for it.

Yu Long was a little panicked, it seemed that it was impossible to climb out by himself, what was the matter? Yu Long leaned against the wet wall of the well, grieving helplessly.

Yu Long remembered that there was a bus stop not far away, not close or far from here, so he used the qi of the dantian and shouted for help at the wellhead: "Help-life-!" Help--life-ah! ”

Yu Long shouted dozens of times in one breath, until his brain was starved of oxygen, his throat was smoking, and there was no movement at all.

Yu Long was a little broken, sitting in the muddy water, tears falling involuntarily, thinking: "It's over, this barren slope and wilderness, what about people?" I might have to die here. ”

The thigh was hard to push, and Yu Long's heart lit up: "Mobile phone!" ”

Yu Long wiped the muddy water on his hands on his pants, took out his mobile phone, and dialed 119 first, but no one answered; I called 110 again, but no one answered; I called 120 again, but there was still no answer.

Check the phone carefully, don't break it, the phone is not broken, it turns out that there is no signal.

Yu Long was completely desperate at this moment, he leaned back decadently, a feeling of dampness and coolness penetrated his body, and the fear of death weighed down heavily, suffocating him.

Suddenly, he noticed that the muddy water at his feet moved, like a fish. In the faint light, a pair of small and bright eyes looked at him, Yu Long was startled and jumped up.

The little thing seemed to be startled, squeaked, and quickly ducked to the side.

"Oh my god! With such a big mouse? Yu Long was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, and the tips of his hair stood up.

The "big mouse" and Yu Long confronted each other, you stared at me, I stared at you, and no one dared to act rashly.

Yu Long looked carefully, and finally saw clearly, it turned out to be a puppy. The puppy was covered in mud and lived like a ball of mud, and only his bright eyes proved that he was a living thing.

Yu Long finally breathed a sigh of relief, sat down slowly, stared at the other party intently for a while, and whispered pityingly: "You TM, why are you here?" ”

The puppy twisted his butt and squeaked twice, as if to answer Yu Long: "You TM, how did you get here?" ”