Eighth, cumbersome

Sister Xiuli likes mud balls and is willing to adopt them, so she gives them an official name: Qiuqiu.

Xiuli reached out to hold the ball, but Qiuqiu didn't appreciate it, and hid behind Yu Long alertly, Yu Long grabbed the ball and sent it to Xiuli.

Xiuli hugged the ball and stroked it lovingly and said, "Let's go, let's go buy something delicious." ”

Qiuqiu is a real fool, he doesn't know the kindness of beautiful women at all, struggling in Xiuli's warm jade and warm arms, watching Yu Long squeak and scream, longing for Yu Long's rescue.

Xiuli slapped the ball on the head and said, "Bastard! Be honest! ”

Yu Long turned his face away from Qiuqiu, Xiuli hugged Qiuqiu and went to the convenience store, Qiuqiu's frightened eyes kept staring at Yu Long.

Yu Long looked at the time, it was already evening, turned around and went upstairs, returned home and fell asleep, and after a while, snoring sounded.

Yu Long's mother often said that he was "stupid sleeping" when he was alive. Because I am stupid, I don't have so many things on my mind, and the so-called heart is as calm as water, so I fall asleep upside down, and I am angry when I sleep well, which shows that stupidity is blessed.

Shrewd people are different, Xiao Liuzi is shrewd, he only takes advantage and does not suffer losses, a pair of small eyes trickle around, and a ghost idea for a while; But he is often listless, his eyelids are red and swollen, and the sentence on his lips is: "I didn't sleep well last night".

In fact, there is no difference between "stupidity" and innocence, or the difference is in age, it is called naΓ―ve when you are young, and you are called stupid when you are an adult.

Everyone in the world wants to be a shrewd person, and they don't want to be stupid, stupidity is sometimes synonymous with suffering, but the old saying goes: "A fool has a fool's worth."

Falling asleep is a blessing.

In the haze, Yu Long somehow arrived in a primeval forest, with strange sounds ringing in his ears, towering trees everywhere, dim light, and everything around him was blurred; It seemed to be raining, and it was like it had just rained, and it was muddy under my feet, and it was wet everywhere; Suddenly I saw a lot of snakes, on trees, on the ground, in the grass...... There are big snakes, and there are small snakes; Some are coiled in one place, and some are crawling everywhere; There are silver, yellow, and a few red. This surprise was not trivial, Yu Long was so frightened that he stood still and did not dare to move, for fear of accidentally stepping on the snake and being bitten by the snake.

Yu Long was half frightened to death, and he didn't know what to do, when he suddenly heard a dog barking, and looked up to see Qiuqiu squatting on a big rock. The big stone is more than one person high, it is dry and clean and there is no snake on it, Yu Long pulled his legs and ran to the big stone, but his legs were heavy and could not move, and he didn't know what was mixed under his feet, and a heel pounced on a bunch of intertwined snakes, Yu Long screamed, and woke up suddenly, it turned out to be a dream of Nan Ke.

Having just woken up from a nightmare, his consciousness was still confused, Yu Long heard movement at the door, sat up and listened carefully, it was obvious that Qiuqiu was squeaking. Yu Long pushed the door open, Xiuli stood outside the door, looking annoyed, and the ball stood on his hind legs and pounced.

"This, this is?" Yu Long asked with sleepy eyes.

Xiuli said with a delicate little face: "Don't mention it, this bastard!" Don't follow me, keep calling, don't eat ham sausages, and recognize people with such a little gadget. As he spoke, he raised the ham sausage in his hand.

Yu Long was stunned and asked, "That's ...... What's the matter? ”

Xiuli pouted and said, "This ...... It doesn't follow me, I don't have a trick, how do you like it. After speaking, he stuffed the ham sausage into Yu Long's hand, turned around and went back.

Qiuqiu had already gotten into the house, hiding under the bed, staring at Yu Long trembling in fear, Yu Long threw the ham sausage in his hand to it, this guy jumped up, chattered, and whined excitedly.

Yu Long sat on the edge of the bed and watched Qiuqiu finish eating the ham sausage, wondering what to do with Qiuqiu? The landlord's charter wife was very fierce, and her mouth was faster than a knife, so she found out that it was not good.

After Qiuqiu finished eating the ham, he wagged his tail at Yu Long, stepped in front of the bedside table, picked up the two ten-yuan bills that Yu Long had fallen on the ground when he took off his dirty clothes just now, jumped on the bed, put the banknotes on the bedside table, and then jumped off the ground, and turned his head and tail at Yu Long to curry favor.

Qiuqiu's action shocked Yu Long, and he thought, "Really, is this still a dog?" How do you look like a child? …… Does this guy know money? ”

I remembered that I dropped five yuan when I paid for it at the convenience store in the morning, and a gust of wind blew the money away, and Yu Long was about to chase it, but Qiuqiu caught up first, and ran back with the money.

Yu Long kicked the ball lightly and said, "TM, are you a dog or a human?" It's a refinement! Or was it the wrong birth? ”

Qiuqiu was kicked and didn't know what the owner's intentions were, so he timidly hid to the side, tilting his head to observe Yu Long's face, which was really cute.

Yu Long fell back and lay on the bed and was worried, he was so burdensome, he couldn't raise it, and he couldn't send it away, didn't he have no eggs to find an eggplant to carry? I regret that I was soft-hearted when I was in the wilderness, and if I had run away and thrown it away, I wouldn't have this trouble now.

Yu Long lay on the bed and worried, but Qiuqiu didn't know, I didn't know how to jump on the bed, Yu Long raised his leg and kicked Qiuqiu down, and threw Qiuqiu "whoop", Yu Long sat up suddenly, only to see Qiuqiu sitting crookedly on the ground, in pain.

Yu Long jumped out of bed, picked up Qiuqiu to check how the injury was, but it was fine, and then put it on the ground, and Qiuqiu wagged his little tail again.

Yu Long shouted angrily: "You TM, it turns out that you are pretending!" ”

Qiuqiu sat on the ground, clasped his fists with both hands and kept shaking Yu Long, this action melted Yu Long's lonely heart, and the kind heart could withstand such a bow, Yu Long was sad for no reason, and his eye sockets were hot.

Yu Long froze and said with a pleasant face: "Qiuqiu, you TM hear clearly!" It's not that I don't want you, it's that the landlord won't let you be raised, maybe she came that day and took you away and threw you on the street, I can't take care of it. And also...... Follow me, you can eat whatever I eat, I'm a poor bastard, no money, not only no money, but also a famine, enough for me for half my life, it's impossible to buy you dog food, I really can't afford it. Also, Sanfat said that dogs in the city have to get a license and get vaccinated, and this set will cost more than 1,000 yuan, I don't have that spare money, and I can't go out without a license, in case I encounter a dog team that catches you and sends you to a dog meat restaurant, I can't manage it. And also...... People say I'm a little stupid, I don't know if I'm stupid or not, I can't take care of myself anyway, I can't control you, do you hear clearly? ”

Qiuqiu squatted on the ground, quietly listening to Yu Long with a pair of bright little eyes, wagging his tail from time to time.

Yu Longha patted the small head of the ball, sighed and said: "You TM is a dog, you don't understand what I say, I don't care if you understand it or not, anyway, I said it." ”

After Yu Long finished speaking, he got up and found a courier carton under the bed, found a piece of torn clothes on the mat, hugged Qiuqiu in and said, "This is your nest, you will live here in the future." Remember one thing, don't scream, annoy people, the landlord comes and throws you on the street. ”

Qiuqiu fell into the well a day earlier than Yu Long, and he was tired of tossing and turning in the past two days, crawling into the nest and coiling up, his chin resting on his front paws, and squinting and sleeping carefree.

Yu Long pushed the cardboard box to the open space in the corner of the bed, and his heart was up and down, such a small burden, how can this be neat?