Chapter Thirty-Five: A Toad Who Is Not Human Inside and Out
Although there was a little hiccup earlier, the bell had not yet rang, so the class still had to continue.
In the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom, Umbridge's face was full of grievances.
At this time, she was pursing her fat lips vigorously and sat aggrievedly in the last row of the classroom.
If this kind of aggrieved expression was placed on Hallie, it would definitely be extremely tempting and instantly attract a lot of attention.
At the ball, where the noble ladies and ladies of Beckland gathered, Harley was sure to be the center of attention in an instant.
And in the face of these underage wizards who are ignorant of many things, there will definitely be a large circle of people around her, whether it is a boy or a girl, will come to care.
But if this expression is put on Umbridge...... The students will only be disgusted and want to vomit "good American".
How old is the person, what conditions do you have, and you are still pretending to be tender here, isn't it disgusting? Do you really take the compliments of the smugglers at the Ministry of Magic seriously?
When Umbridge felt good about herself and sat down in the last row, her surroundings were instantly emptied, more than an obstacle charm.
Those grades are all at the bottom of the grade, and the little wizards who usually like to sit in the last row consciously slipped to the front.
After all, when Umbridge came over with bared teeth earlier, he endured the pain and showed them a smile that he thought was beautiful and moving.
That expression was still too cruel for these fifteen-year-old children.
It's better to sit in the front a little bit than to sit with a pink toad and disgust yourself.
Umbridge, who occupies the entire last row, has a thick pink notebook and several quills of the same color spread out in front of him, which fully confirms the truth that there are many stationery for poor students.
Of course, she didn't put pen to paper at all to record what Professor Snape had said, instead rubbing the back of her head in pain.
I don't know when a big bag has bulged out of the curls. The big bag revealed a strange dark purple color, and there seemed to be pus flowing inside, which was particularly oozing.
Umbridge used every magic he could think of, but he still couldn't get rid of the pack.
Professor Snape, on the other hand, insisted that he had only been demonstrating Defence Against the Dark Arts to his students, and that he had "just happened" to hit Umbridge, and that he had used the most commonly used Stuna Charm.
This unpredictable change in Umbridge's body must be due to her own problems.
So it's impossible to ask him to help with the spell. In a word, it wasn't his spell, so why should Professor Snape help with it?
As for wanting a potion for healing? I'm a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, so why are you coming to me with this question about potions?
Umbridge was indignant, but did not dare to speak out.
After all, she has a curse from Voldemort attached to her body, and Umbridge is afraid that if she becomes arrogant, she will attract Dumbledore, and she will have no place to cry.
And she also has a vague suspicion that Voldemort's spell on her caused this anomaly.
When there is a ghost in his heart, Umbridge can only admit that he is inverted.
Professor Snape naturally didn't care what an inconsequential bug like Umbridge thought of him.
At this time, he was still indifferent, carefully analyzing the drawings on the walls for the students, and occasionally waving his wand to summon a mouse to conduct field experiments on some less dangerous spells.
It was clear that Umbridge wanted to make some unkind comments about this method of teaching, but he didn't dare to say it.
The Gryffindor and Hufflepuff wizards sitting below were all smiling.
I really didn't expect Professor Snape to teach that disgusting toad a lesson so neatly and neatly!
For the little lion and the little badger, eating melons or something is so pleasant!
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The fact that Umbridge was beaten up by Professor Snape for the first time he entered the classroom caused quite a stir at Hogwarts.
After all, more than a thousand underage wizards were locked up in a castle, and there was no entertainment on a regular basis, at most they could only play wizarding chess in private, and only go to Hogsmeade every few weekends.
In this kind of situation where everyone is idle and growing grass, all kinds of gossip news full of bad taste have naturally become the favorite programs of young wizards.
Normally, there is gossip just in the afternoon, and by dinner it will be spread throughout the school in a brand new version.
And tonight's gossip spread faster than in previous years, and at the same time became more outrageous.
Before eating, Hallie also hears Susan and Hannah advertise Professor Snape's easy move to fly toads.
By the time she had finished eating, Harley heard the first-year wizards describe to their friends how Professor Snape had used various spells to hang Umbridge in the classroom and jerk him.
Their look of conviction, made Harley suspect that her memory was wrong.
This news is simply outrageous!
It seems that Professor Snape is still not popular, so everyone is desperately trying to get Professor Snape and Umbridge to fight head-on.
It is better if Professor Snape is caught and fired by Umbridge, and then Umbridge is sent to St. Mungo's Hospital for Injuries and Injuries by an enraged Professor Snape, who needs to leave Hogwarts for good.
If that's the case, it's just perfect!
However, Umbridge did not directly clash with Professor Snape as the students had hoped, and even stopped listening to Defence Against the Dark Arts anymore.
Not even Umbridge ever set foot in the underground classroom again, and at best wandered at the top of the staircase.
This gives Umbridge an extra nickname of "Weak Toad Snake" in addition to the nickname "Pink Toad" -
It took only one night for the Weasley twins to uncover Umbridge's past at Hogwarts and focus on her Slytherin identity.
It can only be said that this nickname is also a true legend of Gryffindor House, a black and black two, fighting Umbridge and disgusting Slytherin at the same time.
This makes the Slytherin Snakes very angry, and coupled with Umbridge's confrontation with his dean and the cowardice that follows, the Snakes want to expel her.
And Umbridge felt wronged in her heart, and she really wanted to target Professor Snape head-on.
Anyway, he had the legitimate reason given by Fudge, and Dumbledore couldn't target him.
Could it be that he, the dignified senior deputy minister of the Ministry of Magic, and Voldemort's assistant behind him, would still be afraid of a new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor?
As a result, on the night of the conflict, she had just returned to her office from the school hospital when she was tortured remotely by Voldemort -
Snape was a high-ranking Death Eater, so he naturally knew Umbridge's identity. He decisively filed a lawsuit first, accusing Umbridge of being reckless and likely to undermine his "spy" career.
So the pink toad, who had been tormented by the Mind Curse for half an hour, remembered the order to stay away from Snape at the cost of the eternal mental scars.
And Umbridge was also very well-behaved for a while, and there was no overly active activity in the following week.
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On weekend evenings in the first week of school, Hermione didn't go back to her dorm late because she had to discuss her arithmetic divination thesis with Professor Victor.
Alone, Harley has no daily pastime, so she chooses to finish washing up early and lie down in bed.
On her pillow was a large, yellowed book with the ancient magic of the Damian Faithfulness Spell.
Unfortunately, before Harley could read the first word, she felt her head sink down.
"Fawkes, be careful, my hair has just been washed." Harley didn't raise her head, and said indifferently, but her voice was inexplicably full of deterrence.
Fox shuddered and jumped straight down and stepped on the book.
"Hey!" Hallie grabbed the back of its fate by the neck and picked Fawkes up,
"Fawkes! This is an old antique from a hundred years ago that was dug up in the library of the Sirius family! ”
"If you dare to destroy this precious tome, I'll have Professor Dumbledore withhold your honey candy for a month!"
Fawkes suddenly shuddered with fright, and obediently whispered a wail, and at the same time flew onto Hallie's shoulder, and rubbed hard against it.
"So what's the matter with you? Professor Dumbledore won't give you candy to eat, so you're coming to me to feed? ”
After giving Fawkes a brainstorm, Harley asked softly.
Fawkes quickly shook his head, obviously not daring to speak ill of his master, and at the same time let out a high and low chirp.
"Professor Dumbledore looking for me?" Hallie couldn't help but rub her temples, "Please, doesn't his old man have a sense of time?" ”
"It's so late, I'm ready for a beauty sleep!"
Fawkes glanced at the book and thick notebook in front of him, and couldn't help but let out a mocking cry of joy.
"Oh, it's just a bedtime pastime." Hallie noticed Fawkes's performance, but her face didn't change.
"What? Do you have an opinion? ”
Seeing that the little phoenix began to shrink her head and pretend to be pitiful again, Hallie stopped flirting with Fox, but her face was full of grievances,
"Alas, the headmaster, his old man is really energetic. Looks like we have another job to do tonight. ”
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Moments later, Hallie appeared in the principal's office with Fawkes' assistance.
Professor Dumbledore, dressed in the woolen nightgown Harley had knitted the previous year, and the woolen nightcap Harley had knitted the year before, was half-lying in his chair without a figure, showing off to the portraits on the ceiling.
And a few old men blew their beards and glared, obviously angry with Professor Dumbledore.
After seeing Hallie's arrival, the old principals were also accustomed to it, and they didn't have the idea of pretending at all.
Only Professor Dumbledore was still a little concerned about his dignity as a teacher, and hurriedly sat upright.
Hallie looked at the ceiling, at his hat, at the open stack of cockroaches and at the black cockroach candy that was dancing in the glass jar, and didn't speak, just shook her head and sighed hard.
However, it can only be said that Professor Dumbledore is worthy of being the Headmaster, his face is not red and he is not panting, and he coughs vigorously twice, as if nothing has happened:
"Hallie, you're here."
"Yes, I'm here."
"You shouldn't have come."
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Harry looked at Professor Dumbledore with a blanket expression, feeling offended.
Didn't you send Fox to the girls' dorm room in the middle of the night and drag me out of bed?
Why did it become that I shouldn't have come again?
"Ahem, sorry." Professor Dumbledore's face showed embarrassment, and he raised the book in his hand,
"Gellert has been bored lately, and has become obsessed with Muggles from the East, and recommended them to me."
"As a result, I became a little addicted to watching it, and I couldn't help but imitate one of the dialogues just now."
Harry's face was full of inexplicability, but thinking about Professor Dumbledore's trivial and out-of-tune character, she could only sigh and take the initiative to change the topic,
"So Professor, you called me in the middle of the night just to let me play a plot with you?"
"Of course not." Professor Dumbledore's expression quickly returned to seriousness.
He stood up from behind his desk and pulled out an old box from the shelf.
Professor Dumbledore pulled out a thin booklet from the box, with a small line written on it:
Hogwarts Professors' Roster
Albus Dumbledore's Defence Against the Dark Arts Professorship Faculty List
"You take a look at this first." Professor Dumbledore nodded helplessly at Harry,
"Don't look at me like that, I haven't been cast a powerful oblivion spell, and I won't have after-effects."
Harley then shifted her gaze back to the roster in her hand and quickly flipped through it.
I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.
The name of a person is still changed on five or six pages of the roster, and basically one page is changed in the middle, and the reason for leaving is either low mood or mental breakdown.
By the last dozen pages, few of the wizards on the roster had a good death.
The most outrageous reason for the professor's death that Harley saw was that he was whipped his wand away by the poisonous tentacles in the Forbidden Forest, and then he was killed alive by the Tebo Warthog!
What the hell, can this kind of strength also be a professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts?
When Hallie turned to the last few pages, certain familiar names appeared on them: Quirinus Quirrell, Gilderoy Lockhart, Lem Slupin, Alastor Moody, and ...... Severus Snape.
The first two are dead, and they are in a miserable state. The latter two are only able to pick up a life thanks to the high enough magic resistance.
As for Professor Snape, he only had his first week of teaching.
Harley returned the roster to Professor Dumbledore and couldn't help but sigh.
This is the roster, it's just a big soldier of the Grim Reaper!
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(Thank you for the reward from the "Lu Huan" boss!) (End of chapter)