Chapter 31: Fishing in Troubled Waters

Last time, I talked about urging my brother to use the "Great Law of Creating Ghosts" to grow up and age the "Five Poisons Sect" into a "ghost and immortal clone", and obtained a lot of resources to grasp the pulse of the times.

"Fishing in troubled waters? Good point, giggle. Brother Zhu said with a smile: "It's not impossible to make my 'Lubanmen' a 'Jianghu Sect', but I must always cooperate with the court to have a tacit understanding." In addition to actively responding to the proposal of the 'political envoy', it is also necessary to let every disciple have real skills! ”

"Really? What's the real thing? Isn't it enough to learn the "Luban Book" well and do carpentry work well? Cui Carpenter and his wife looked at each other.

"Giggles, of course it's not enough, at least you have to be able to single-handedly take on the 'Fusang Hermit' and not lose!" Brother Zhu said with a smile: "Therefore, this "Luban Book" and craftsmanship are important, but martial arts and spells are equally important!" Therefore, this seat has decided to teach you two some mortal martial arts and physical cultivation methods first. ”

"Mortal martial arts? Body repair valve? This...... Does it work? After hearing this, the carpenter and his wife couldn't help but look at each other, thinking it was incredible.

"Hey, of course it works.' Mortal martial arts' include "Dharma Yijin Sutra", "Shaolin Eighteen Hands", and "Eighteen Dipping Clothes". Brother Xuan continued: "As for the 'Body Cultivation Method', it is 'Leptospira' and 'Nine Tricks'. "Yijin Sutra" can open up the two veins of Ren Du. ”

"Oh? Really? But with so many things, I'm afraid it will take a long time to learn, right? At that time, it was estimated that the daylilies were cold. The carpenter said.

"Hmph, who said it takes a long time to learn? In fact, you can learn it very quickly, as long as you can both tolerate the headache. Daigo empowerment! With a flash of golden light, the little baby sitting on the bed swelled again into a beautiful woman in palace clothes standing in the air, holding the heads of her parents with both hands and began to cast spells.

"Uh...... Ouch, slow down, it's a headache! Ouch ......" Cui Carpenter and his wife only lasted for a few breaths before they felt the sharp pain disappear, and all that was left was five "light balls" of different sizes that appeared out of thin air in their minds, two large light balls were body refining exercises, and three small light balls were "mortal martial arts".

"Okay, before dawn, you two will digest it first." Brother Xuan said with a smile: "After dawn, when everyone gets up for breakfast and is ready to go to work, the two of you can sing and harmonize, and pass on these mortal martial arts and body refining techniques you have mastered to them in a planned and step-by-step manner." ”

"Uh...... Ouch, I still feel a little dizzy, I have to take a nap first! While stroking his forehead, the carpenter reached over and grabbed his daughter-in-law's thick and powerful plump fat buttocks, and said, "Thief mother-in-law, how long have we not had sex together?" Do you remember? ”

"Go, go, with you? Dislike! The baby mother stretched out a stubby finger against the forehead of the master, and couldn't help but stand upside down, apricot eyes widened, and scolded in a coquettish voice: "You, do you want to give birth to a male incense in your dreams?" But the old lady doesn't believe in evil, so she has to give birth to a litter of mothers for you! ”

"Uh...... Thief mother-in-law, don't be so fierce, if you don't give birth, you won't give birth, it's a big deal...... I forgot that the baby was still there. Cui Carpenter was embarrassed.

Because they suddenly received the "Daigo empowerment", Cui Carpenter and his wife suddenly felt full of harvest. This is only the case when the heart suddenly swells. However, at this time, the carpenter suddenly realized that the little baby was still sitting cross-legged on the bed and breathing qi, so he had to give up.

However, when the couple looked inside their spiritual power in turn and touched the five "light balls" one after another, they found that neither the "mortal martial arts" nor the "body refining exercises" were simple, at least in terms of hand-to-hand combat, they gave themselves the assurance of invincibility, which could just be used to enhance the strength of their disciples.

"It's time to get up! It's time to eat! It's good to work when you're full! After half an hour of enlightenment, the carpenter and his wife finally digested and absorbed the Daigo empowerment by virtue of their spiritual power that was far more powerful than that of mortals, coupled with the "penetration" of the "Seventy-two Techniques of the Left Way of the Side Gate".

"Hey, Master Xuan, Master Xuan, both of you got up so early today? Don't get more sleep? How many girls do you make? Hey. When these helpers and apprentices saw that Carpenter Cui and his wife were so energetic, they habitually joked and enjoyed it.

"Go, go, there is food and you can't stop your stinky mouth? Hurry up and eat, finish your work, and don't be lazy! The carpenter laughed and scolded: "Whoever dares to be lazy will deduct his wages!" But if anyone has been working diligently, maybe Lao Tzu will not only teach the "Book of Luban", but also pass on some martial arts? ”

"What? Martial arts? Really? The apprentices and helpers listened to the carpenter's talk while eating, and laughed when they saw him striding in style, waving his hands and kicking his legs and punching, and his movements were comical and awkward, but they were not coherent.

"What are you laughing at? If anyone is not convinced, they can come over and have a few tricks with Lao Tzu, and ensure that they let you know what the real martial arts are? ”

"Haha, Master Xuan, you're getting more and more funny, aren't you? You are an ordinary carpenter, you don't do carpentry work well, and you fiddle with your fists and feet all day long, isn't this a brain in water? But everyone didn't think so, some took a big bite of rice, and some served food with vegetables, and almost sprayed rice when they laughed.

"Go and go, if you have the courage, you will make a move, your fists and feet will be eyeless, see if Lao Tzu will not beat your ass to pieces!" While playing with the various moves of "mortal martial arts", the carpenter used words to squeeze everyone, which immediately caused the wife and daughter who were watching the excitement on the side to giggle, especially her mother was eager to try.

"Haha, Master Xuan, you have to declare in advance, so that we can all take turns, if you win the battle, you have to promise to let us take your girl, so why don't you go to bed and sleep for a night to see if it's cool before deciding to be your son-in-law? Guys are right? Quack ......" everyone cheered.

When the women heard this, several girls who were a little older and knew a little about "personnel" were suddenly ashamed, their faces were flushed with shame, and they couldn't help but scold. As for those little girls who are only a few years old, they don't understand why these "big brothers" and "little uncles" want to hug themselves to bed?

"That's it! You beasts, you don't have a good thing! The carpenter said angrily: "Want to be Lao Tzu's inverted son-in-law? Want to take advantage of Lao Tzu? Then use your strength to breastfeed, fight with Lao Tzu one by one, as long as you can win Lao Tzu, our girl will let you sleep hard! ”

"Ouch hey! Master urging is really generous! "Brothers, hurry up, grab the girl! "Little sister, my brother came to sleep with you......"

In order to be the first to strike, these helpers and apprentices couldn't help but race against time to start gobbling, and even put the dishes and chopsticks aside, they shouted loudly, and ran straight into the carpenter who was showing the "flower fist embroidered legs", trying to take advantage of the other party's lack of attention to carry out a sneak attack to win.

However, as if he had eyes on the back of his head, the carpenter made the sneak attacker pounce on him with a light turn, and he also fell into a dog and ate, almost knocking out his front teeth, which immediately caused everyone to burst into laughter. However, the boy was thick-skinned, got up and continued to pounce.

However, the carpenter took "Eighteen Dips in Clothes" to the extreme, changed his pace, stretched out his hand and twisted his waist, and a burst of pushing, pulling, kicking and dragging, easily put the strong man with a tiger's back to the ground, no matter how he stalked next, he was skillfully resolved by the other party, and immediately applauded.

With the first stunned young boy to set an example, the other half-sized children who wanted women to go crazy didn't believe in evil, so they took turns to step forward and beat the carpenter who had been working for a long time, and the result was all three times five divided by two and put into one piece, which made people feel that the young people who were there were more and more bored.

Later, the carpenter simply asked them to besiege him together, forcing him to integrate the "mortal martial arts" of the mountain gate through actual combat in a short period of time. Sure enough, after the baptism of group beating, the carpenter mastered the hand-to-hand combat of "Shaolin Eighteen Hands" and "Eighteen Falls of Clothes".

Next, the carpenter was still not satisfied with the status quo, and even asked the other party to beat him with a stick, so that he could integrate the "Leptospira" and "Nine Tricks" into the actual combat in adversity, and sure enough, under the coordination of the "Dharma Yijin Sutra", the harvest was huge!

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