Chapter Eighty-Six: Shock
Last time, I talked about urging carpenters to popularize "common sense of cultivating truth" to Zhu Youxiao and Fang Congzhe, so that they could know that there is far more to the vast universe than the world in front of them.
"Oh, I didn't expect the 'Xiuzhen World' to be so vast, it's really full of reverie!" After hearing this, the university scholar Fang Congzhe couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "The old man is confident that he is only eight buckets high, and he is rich in learning and five cars, but in the end, he can't even govern the Ming Dynasty in a mortal world, how dare he dare to cultivate immortals?" Shame on me! β
"Hehe, Taifu is modest, in fact, ......" Before he finished speaking, he heard the carpenter say: "Someone is coming, Cui will avoid it first." As soon as the words fell, he pinched the mantra and disappeared into thin air. In fact, the carpenter is just using the "stealth technique", just to observe everything in the dark.
"The younger brother has seen the royal brother. Zhu Youzhen has seen Taifu. Surrounded by a group of brocade guards, eunuchs, and palace maids, Zhu Youzhen, the king of letters, hurriedly stepped forward and knelt down. ββββ "Haha, my emperor is exempt, get up quickly." Zhu Youxiao came up with a big grin and helped his half-brother up and looked at it carefully.
"Brother Huang, ...... your body?" Zhu Youzhen suddenly felt strange in his heart when he saw this, after all, this half-brother had fallen ill since he was rescued in time for rowing and falling into the water when he was playing in Xiyuan two years ago, especially because of severe impotence, which led to the complete loss of fertility.
"It's okay! I'm in good health. "Although Zhu Youxiao said that it was very light, but when he thought of the cold on his chest, he couldn't help but reach out and touch it, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, after all, the 'master' just opened his stomach and liver and kidneys in this position, and cured his illness by the most incredible means.
Zhu Youzhen saw that his brother's face was blue and pale for a while, as if he had been stimulated by something, or he was entangled in something and couldn't let go of his body, so he bowed down and said, "I don't know what the imperial brother called his subordinates to come?" If the younger brother can do it, he must do everything possible to do it for the elder brother! β
"Uh...... This one...... Haha, my brother is too worried, in fact...... In fact...... Actually, it's nothing, it's just that your sisters-in-law didn't give me a son......"
"Huh? This...... Could it be that the royal brother means...... Do you need your brother to take care of a few sisters-in-law for your brother? I'm afraid this won't work, right? β
"Hey, hey, boy, where do you think you're going?" Zhu Youxiao saw his younger brother's embarrassed face, so he scolded with a smile: "As the saying goes, 'Brother and wife, don't be bullied', not to mention that even if your sisters-in-law have no merit, they have hard work!" It's a pity that Concubine Zhang Yu was not born for ten months when she was pregnant, but she was starved to death!
"Eh, what a sin!" Taifu Fang couldn't help but sigh after hearing this: "If you can prepare earlier, maybe Concubine Zhang Yu will be able to ......."
"Haha, life and death are fateful, wealth is in the sky!" Suddenly, a strange voice sounded out of thin air, followed by the figure of the carpenter.
"Who dares to trespass on the palace? Take it down for me! Zhu Youzhen was taken aback by this sudden scene, so he habitually shouted: "Catch the assassin!" β
"Don't don't don't ......" However, before Zhu Youxiao and Fang Congzhe could remind them in time, the carpenter set up a gesture to signal them not to make a sound, and then laughed and said: "Boy, you react very quickly, you look masculine and upright, but you are more suitable to be the emperor than your brother, haven't you found it yourself?" β
"Hmph, gibberish, contempt for imperial power? Stir up discord, and his crime should be punished! Take! With Zhu Youzhen's order, a group of brocade guards swarmed over, and they all pulled out the Yanling knife or lancet on their waists to urge the carpenter to surround him, and immediately scared the accompanying eunuchs and palace maids half to death.
"Haha, boy, I forgot to tell you just now. You mortal weapons are useless against 'immortal cultivators', if you don't believe it, just take action! β
"Hmph, what a big breath! Then give it a try, shall we? Look at your hard head, or Jin Yiwei's steel knife is hard? As soon as the words fell, he waved his hand and let the brocade guards slash it hard, but they found that a layer of light suddenly appeared on the carpenter's body, and they heard the sound of "bang bang
"Impossible! Try to eat my sword again? Zhu Youzhen saw that the steel knives of his personal guards were either jumped out of the gap or even shocked out of his hands, so he couldn't help but pull out his sword in anger, and after lifting the dantian, a dragonfly jumped on the beam of the house, and then an upside-down onion smashed down, wanting to pierce his head with a sword.
However, Carpenter Cui was indifferent, and raised his head to show a weird smile after he succeeded, and then swallowed Zhu Youzhen's three-foot iron sword from beginning to end with a big mouthful, causing Zhu Youzhen to be so frightened that before he could draw his sword, he slapped the carpenter's head with a palm, and kicked it in the air by the way.
"Ahh......h At the same time, the volley also hit the carpenter's head, thinking that it would kick him to crack his brain, but it turned out to be a dislocated ankle.
"Haha, boy, see? This is the gap between the 'martial arts master' and the 'cultivator', and it is an insurmountable chasm! β
"Lord Wang! Rajah! Wang Ye ...... "A group of brocade guards surrounded in horror, or flew to the bottom, or hurriedly, and finally caught Zhu Youzhen, who fell in the air, but he was vigilant and did not forget to cast a frightened look at the carpenter, and at the same time asked the emperor Lao Tzu and Taifu for help.
"Uh...... Misunderstand! Misunderstanding! After seeing the excitement, Old Man Fang hurriedly stepped forward to explain: "I forgot to introduce just now, this 'Immortal Master' is the emperor's new 'master', not only has a profound Taoism, vast magical powers, high mana, and excellent medical skills, can treat people by opening the intestines and stomach, and ...... the emperor."
"Ouch-it hurts......" Zhu Youzhen was still shouting surrounded by the guards, and suddenly heard the introduction that the other party had excellent medical skills, so he quickly pulled down his body and begged: "The immortal master is above, I Zhu Youzhen has eyes and doesn't know that Taishan offended you, and I hope you don't remember the villain, spare me, by the way......"
"Haha, boy, although you are the prince of the Ming Dynasty, in the eyes of my generation of 'immortals', you are just an ant, if it were not good for you, you would have died countless times? Why spare you? Cui Carpenter smiled: "But you just drew your sword indiscriminately, I'm afraid it's a bit inappropriate, right?" β
"Sword? Belch...... What about my sword? Zhu Youzhen was surprised: "That sword was swallowed by you just now, won't it still be in your stomach?" How can it be? β
"Haha, nothing impossible? Anything is possible! As soon as the words fell, the carpenter simultaneously ran the "Swallowing Knife", "Hutian", and "Summoning" of the "Seventy-two Techniques of the Left Way of the Side Gate", which made the treasure knives on the waists of the brocade guards tremble violently uncontrollably, and flew into the carpenter's mouth like a tired bird returning to the forest.
"Noβit can't be! How so? My knife? My dinner guy! The brocade guards were terrified, but they couldn't do anything, because not only Zhu Youzhen's personal guards were instantly disarmed, but even the weapons of the personal guards who originally protected Zhu Youxiao were also confiscated.
"Haha, it's a pleasure to eat!" The carpenter patted his belly, and then said with a smile: "Boy, while Lao Tzu is in a good mood now, I will treat your injuries." As soon as the words fell, before Zhu Youzhen could react, he stretched out his hand and released a mana to drag him in the air and start healing.
At this time, the carpenter still operated the "Continuation" and the "Nine Tricks of the Left Path" at the same time, gradually inputting the true yuan and mana in the body into it, and repairing the meridians and tissue damage, which instantly made Zhu Youzhen feel that the severe pain in his hands and feet was greatly reduced and completely disappeared, and he couldn't help but be surprised.
"Thank you, 'Immortal Master', regardless of the past suspicions, for healing my wounds, please accept Zhu Youzhen's worship!" As soon as the words fell, he lifted his python robe, knelt on one knee, and bowed his head to worship.
"Haha, get up. The acquaintance of you and me is also a fate, but you did not bow down to me, so there is no master-apprentice fate between you and me! β
As soon as the words fell, the carpenter opened his mouth and spit out a fiery red sword suspended in the air, and then quickly pinched the incantation with both hands and drew a talisman out of thin air, and at the same time bit the tip of his tongue and spewed out a mouthful of essence blood turned into a blood mist, which flashed into the sword, and finally separated a trace of his own spirit to be attached to it, waiting to cool down.
When everyone was puzzled, he urged the carpenter to grab the suspended sword and said with a smile: "Boy, although you don't have the blessing to practice the Tao under Lao Tzu, but for your brother's sake, Lao Tzu will not ignore your personal safety, so he handed over this sword to self-defense and took it!" β
'Self-defense?' What does 'Immortal Master' mean ......? Zhu Youzhen was inexplicable. ββββ "Lao Tzu doesn't mean anything, I just want to tell you that all of Wei Zhongxian's 'ancestral temples' will be replaced with stone statues of 'Lu Banye', because your brother is now a disciple of my 'Lu Banmen', haha." Go ahead. β
"Just this little thing?" Immortal Master's kidding, right? Could there be something else? Zhu Youzhen is also an understanding person, and he feels that this matter is strange.
"Huh, kidding? From tomorrow, you will be the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, is this a joke? The carpenter said angrily: "Your mortal iron sword has some spirituality after being refined by me with true yuan and true fire, which can be used to eliminate disasters and avoid evil, and may be able to save your life at a critical moment!" Hum! β
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