Chapter Ninety-Six: Effective

Last time, after saying that the baby and her mother took the position of the baby's father, although she was very enthusiastic about the apprentice Emperor Tianqi, she had opinions about these newly accepted "concubine apprentices".

"Giggles, what's wrong? Don't welcome the old lady? A bunch of stinky babes! Although she was casting a spell to check the homework of her apprentice Zhu Youzhen, she could also hear the whispers of this group of "beautiful apprentices" clearly, so she asked: "If you have anything to say, just say it, old lady listen!" ”

"Uh...... Master, you have great powers, strong mana, and more prestige than the master and his old man. ”

"Hmph, the stinky girl can actually slap her ass, be careful to slap her legs!" Although she felt envious, jealous and hateful about these beautiful "concubine apprentices" in front of her, she suddenly thought that the other party was just a "mortal", and she was a veritable "foundation building true cultivation", so why bother to be like them?

So, the baby and her mother seemed to be smiling and pinching the mantra, and at the same time running the "false form" of the "Seventy-two Techniques of the Left Road of the Side Door", and after a burst of dazzling light on the whole body, it instantly changed into the appearance of the queen Zhang Yan, talking and behaving, a smile, all kinds of amorous, almost fake and true!

"Ahh This...... How does this look exactly like me? The women screamed in shock, and Zhang Yan, who was once the queen's mother, couldn't help but panic, after all, she cared too much about her "queen identity". At the same time, Zhu Youxiao, who was meditating on his knees and refining qi, was also stunned!

"How can there be two 'queens'? Yan'er, my queen? Which one is the real you? Zhu Youxiao was surprised: "There must be one who is a teacher!" ”

"Giggles, boy, do you see that? The old lady will not only change her, but also you. As soon as the words fell, one of the "Zhang Yan" suddenly flashed with a dazzling light up and down, whether it was body shape or appearance, it was immediately completely different from before, and it turned into a man, another "Zhu Youxiao." ”

"Uh...... This...... Master, how did you become a 'disciple me'? It's unbelievable! Zhu Youxiao sighed and said curiously: "Dare to ask the master, what kind of 'spell' is this?" Can it be taught to apprentices? It's just fake and true, and it will definitely play a decisive role at a critical moment, and it must be learned! Hey. ”

"Giggles, this is the 'Transformation Technique', that is, the 'False Form' of the Seventy-two Techniques of the Left Path of the Side Door. I'll teach you later, giggles. The baby smiled and said: "Since you have learned the "Dharma Yijin Sutra", then the old lady will teach you "Shaolin Eighteen Hands" tonight, and teach you "Eighteen Falls of Clothes" tomorrow night." ”

"Haha, thank you, Master! Master, you are so good to your apprentices, what a good person! Zhu Youxiao couldn't help but pat himself to curry favor.

"Giggles, apprentice, first meditate cross-legged and exhale qi refining, and stretch out your hands like last night, the old lady is going to teach the Fa." The baby laughed.

"Wait! Master, I'm afraid it will take a long time for you to pass on the Fa, why don't you first explain your doubts and doubts to our sisters before starting? Cluck. ”

"Go, go, stinky girls, the old lady is not interested in beautiful women!" The baby mother said disdainfully: "If there is any problem, I will ask your master tomorrow!" ”

"Uh...... Master, you won't be jealous of our sisters' youth and beauty, right? Actually, you still have charm, Master? Cluck. The women joked.

"Go, go, go. If you look ugly, it's okay, but you are all as beautiful as fairies, far more beautiful than the daughters born to the old lady, how can this work? The baby's mother said with displeasure: "What's more, as the saying goes, 'the same sex repels each other, and the opposite sex attracts'?" You'd better wait until tomorrow morning to ask her father. ”

"Wow! Sister, you are so amazing, you actually gave birth to a junior sister to us? How many are there? Cluck. The women were immediately interested.

"Hmph, it's not much, it's just 13 girls!" ———— "What? Thirteen? It's all daughters? Wow! Shi Niang is simply invincible! ”

"Go and go, don't call them 'junior sister' and 'junior sister', my girls can get started earlier than you, according to the practice of 'cultivation realm', you all have to call them 'senior sister'!" The baby mother said disdainfully: "By the way, which of my girls has not achieved 'qi into the body' and has obtained supernatural powers?" ”

"Huh? This ...... "The girls originally wanted to gain the favor of the teacher by patting the sycophants in order to get closer to the relationship, but they didn't expect to be slapped on the horse's legs, and they suddenly felt embarrassed!" However, the several concubines led by Empress Zhang seemed to be more knowledgeable, and after looking at each other, they nodded to each other and quickly reached an agreement.

"Giggles, what the senior sister said is right, I don't know how old the 'senior sisters' are? How about now? Is it in the capital? Let's go and meet as junior sisters? ”

"Uh...... This ......" The baby mother was suddenly embarrassed and said: "There was originally a chance, because the baby's father sent the eldest, second, and third children to the 'Guangxi Political Envoy Si Yamen' to learn piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and court etiquette, and was ready to participate in the beauty pageant when he rushed to the 'National Carpenter Finals' next." However, it's the looks......"

"Giggles, how do the senior sisters look? Master, what are you going to say? The girls seemed to have guessed something, after all, the master's appearance was just an ordinary man, far less handsome and handsome than his emperor's husband, not to mention that the master's appearance was also thrown a few streets away by his sisters, presumably crooked melons and cracked dates.

"Eh, forget it. Since I met you beautiful queens and concubines, my mother knows what it means to be 'beautiful as a fairy'! The baby sighed: "Although my girls all know the art of change, and it is not difficult to become a 'goblin' as beautiful as you, but after all, it is fake!" ”

"Giggles, the master misunderstood. In fact, a woman's beauty cannot be completely determined by her glamorous appearance, but also depends on her inner cultivation and morality? ”

"Oh? Really? But the problem is that most men only look at women based on their appearance, and often ignore morality and ethics, which is really hateful! ”

"Giggles, master, you should dissipate your anger first, don't think too much, think about it too much, after all, which man in the world is not a heart-wrenching horse? Inconstant? It's good to see someone else's woman? Ignore them, giggles. By coincidence, the girls finally had a common topic with the baby and her mother, so they hurriedly struck while the iron was hot.

"Stinky girl, I didn't expect you to be young, but you know a lot about men? Could it be that I am also with my apprentice, that and that? How many babies did you have? ”

"Giggles, master, are you kidding? There were 50 of our sisters at the beginning, and the emperor was only one! If you think about it, fifty women take turns waiting for a man, and even an iron pestle has to be sharpened into an embroidery needle, cluck. After the girls said that, their pretty faces suddenly turned bright, and they couldn't help but laugh and play with each other.

"Giggles, I see!" After hearing this, the baby mother suddenly smiled and said: "Don't worry, the old lady will teach your 'emperor' to practice the 'doppelganger' spell in the future, and then you can divide dozens of yourself with just a shake of your body, give each of you a warm quilt, and hug the man to sleep, how about it?" ”

"Giggles, master, you're so bad, you always think about that, I hate it!" The women struck while the iron was hot, and finally broke the psychological "ice" between them and their mothers, and quickly pulled into the relationship, thinking that it was really effective, and the reason was that they couldn't do without the topic of "men", which interested normal women.

"Giggles, stinky girls, gluttonous cats pretend to be reserved, obviously like it but half-push, no wonder it can make my apprentice want to stop, dare to love is not less baby, right? Why didn't you see it? The baby and her mother unconsciously stood on the other party's "stage", and was trying to inquire about the other party's privacy, preferably sex.

"Woo, it's miserable! Master, the children of our sisters were all killed by the hateful old witch 'Ke', and even the sisters of Concubine Zhang Yu were ......."

"What? Is there such a thing? Don't cry, don't cry, take your time, there is a master to call the shots for you! Don't be afraid, the child ......" In this way, the baby was conquered by sympathy, and at the same time, she was also very emotional about the "tragic experience" of these concubines, but she inexplicably felt a disgust for the cowardly apprentice Zhu Youxiao.

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