Chapter Ninety-Eight: No Harm

Last time, it was said that the Emperor of the Apocalypse, Zhu Youxiao, was so frightened that he was incontinent after being taught a hard lesson by the baby's mother, and his concubines hurriedly interceded and were allowed to divide the property.

"Huh? This...... No way? Peed on the master's hand? Oops, the smell of urine stinks to death, it's disgusting! "Although all the daughters were the emperor's concubines before, the biggest wish in their hearts was to be favored by the emperor, even if they could smell the emperor's urine, it was a kind of happiness, but now the times have changed and changed.

"Smelly of urine? But the old lady heard that 'three thousand beauties in the harem', in order to compete for favor, she wouldn't care about the smell of the emperor's urine! You actually dislike him for stinking? It seems that what you stinky girls really like is not this man, but the 'imperial power' he once held in his hands, right? Is what the old lady said right? ”

"Uh...... This one...... It's good that the master knows it, but in fact, you don't need to hit the nail on the head. After all, in order to compete for favor in front of Zhu Youxiao, the girls can be described as "eight immortals crossing the sea - each showing their magical powers", where can they take care of any courtesy, righteousness and shame? Infighting!

"Giggles, I can change my mistakes, and I'm still a good boy." After a while, she mumbled with a smile, and then opened her mouth and spat out a ball of flame, which fell on the pincers and sickles that her hands had conjured and baked until the smell of urine was completely gone, and then she lifted the spell and restored her hands to their original state.

"Girls, have you seen it? If an emperor does not have imperial power, then his pee is stinky! If he regains the supreme imperial power of life and death by virtue of his ability or luck, then the urine he pulls is sweet, and it is the yang branch manna that most mortals in the world dream of! ”

"Uh...... This one...... Master, let's not talk about that, okay? After the girls were broken, they became weak and said, "Didn't you remind our sisters ......"

"Huh, stinky girl? Feel embarrassed to be told by the old lady? Is the dough starting to get thinner? Go ahead. Directly divide that kid's private money! ”

"Giggles, sisters, the master has an order, let us go and divide the emperor's property, 30,000 taels of silver is enough for the sisters to spend half a year together, giggles."

"Ahh ...... you guys? Zhu Youxiao, who was enjoying the eunuch's back rubbing in the bathtub, suddenly heard a burst of laughter like a silver bell, and took a look at it with curiosity, and found that his concubines were actually flocking over, waving his hand to blast away the eunuch who was serving him, and suddenly felt bad.

"Giggles, Your Majesty, oh no, husband, our sisters have come to see you, Giggles." When the girls saw Zhu Youxiao lying alone in the big wooden barrel soaking in the "aromatherapy rain and dew", they couldn't help but look up and down, and said with a stupid smile: "Don't be afraid, husband, our sisters are very busy now, but we don't have time to pay attention to you, we just want to share the money." ”

"Cents? Belch...... Cents? No, I, oh no, my husband is not the emperor now, and I only have these 30,000 taels of silver on my body as private money, you can't take it all, otherwise how will you let your husband live? Woo, if you don't have money, you can't get up and live like a year, and a man with no money is not as good as a pig and a dog! ”

"Giggles, husband is angry. You're not an emperor anymore, but you're still a 'prince', aren't you? When there is no money to spend, then reach out to your brother Zhu Youzhen to ask for money, he can't help but give it, right? The women were unforgiving: "But our sisters are miserable, they have no 'reputation', who asks for money?" I only ask you to ask! ”

"Uh...... I? Eh, it's all my fault! If you knew today, why bother in the first place? Zhu Youxiao suddenly regretted it, feeling that he might have become the poorest abdicated emperor in history, and he could be described as penniless, just like his "ancestor" - 'Ming Taizu Zhu Chongba', a monk and beggar.

"Giggles, thank you husband for the reward, husband is such a good person!" Seeing that Zhu Youxiao could not stop himself from forcibly dividing the money, the women smiled even more happily, and after each of them received 600 taels of silver, they left with a smile and a smile, and ordered the eunuchs to continue to serve their husbands.

"Damn! These stinky girls were obedient to the old man at the beginning, but now they have joined forces to bully Lao Tzu? If it weren't for Lao Tzu's impotence, would he have to do them? This is how to solve the hatred in Lao Tzu's heart! Zhu Youxiao was completely enraged, and couldn't help gritting his teeth, his face was hideous, and he wanted to pull out a knife and cut someone.

This anger almost frightened the eunuchs who rubbed his back, so he had to tremble and be cautious, not even daring to come out of the atmosphere, and buried his head in work.

"Giggles, Master, you are really good, and you have helped our sisters increase their income by 600 taels of silver each, if you save money, it will be enough for a year's expenses, giggles!" At this time, the women each waist wrapped a "through bag" made of silk and satin, which was stuffed with gold and silver, weighing more than a dozen catties!

"Giggles, stinky girl, flamboy. Remember, 'Men become bad when they are rich, and women are bad for money!' With this money, you will be able to live without food and clothing for the rest of your life, and you don't care what he steals or robs? The baby mother said slyly: "What is hiss is yours, and your master's is the old lady's!" ”

"Oh? Really? It seems that Master, his old man is also a 'strict wife'? Cluck. After hearing this, the girls couldn't help but laugh happily, and laughed more and more as a matter of course, because they suddenly felt that the "master" in front of them was also a "ruthless character" like "master", and she must have done a lot of murder and robbery.

"Giggles, don't talk nonsense, you should cultivate quickly, and when your man comes out, the old lady will teach him the Fa!"

"Uh...... What if the husband complains that our sisters divide his 'private money'? Master, you have to make decisions for our sisters! ”

"Giggles, it's okay, the old lady is free to arrange." The baby mother smiled: "However, from now on, you have to treat my apprentice well, after all, after this blow, I can have a hunch that his temperament must change greatly and make a difference on the way to 'cultivating the truth'." You can't be willful in the future! ”

"Oh? Really? That's great, if the husband is no longer the same wretch he used to be, let's wait for him together! Cluck. The women giggled, sat on the spot, and began to breathe in and refine qi. However, because they got a trace of true yuan mana from the many "clones" of the carpenter, they quickly got started.

It didn't take long for Zhu Youxiao to walk out of the side hall after changing and washing, and after glancing at the women who disgusted him, he came to the baby and his mother without squinting and bowed, and then meditated cross-legged with the baby and his mother face to face. Of course, he had to stretch out his hands to receive the teachings.

"Apprentice, this "Shaolin Eighteen Hands" is a superior foreign boxing method, which is powerful and heavy, and it pays attention to how to forge the body and combat skills in close combat."

In fact, this "Shaolin Eighteen Hands" is also called "Luohan Eighteen Hands" or "Shaolin Luohan Eighteen Hands", which originally belonged to one of the "Shaolin Seventy-two Stunts". This boxing method was created by the disciples of the "Shaolin Temple Luohan Hall", with a total of eighteen moves, one move only one variation, but the hand-to-hand combat is extremely powerful.

According to folklore, this set of boxing techniques is easy to learn and very practical. In ancient times, this boxing method has been infiltrated into the "Shaolin Temple" by many people to steal learning, and found that its power is basically equal to the "Shaolin King Kong Palm", but it is much worse than the "Shaolin Prajna Palm". Later, this boxing method evolved from the world into a routine boxing technique with multiple variations, that is, the "Shaolin Arhat Eighteen Hands" of later generations, and it is also the superior martial arts and cultivation perception that Wa Ta mother now wants to teach Zhu Youxiao.

However, these are all "mortal martial arts", at most they are only suitable for "acquired" martial artists, because the "martial arts masters" at this stage can be regarded as "fighting spirits" at best. After the "martial arts master" enters the "innate" stage, he can draw qi into the body and obtain the "spiritual root", which is called "qi refiner", and can cultivate mana.

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