Last time, I talked about Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youzhen leading the concubines to go to the "Xian'an Palace" to thank the "national teacher", and asked questions by the way, and many "strange things" happened during the period.

"Haha/Giggles, I didn't expect that 'Xiuzhen World' to be so vast? It seems that it is far from being comparable to our 'worldly mortals'! Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youzhen couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I thought that 'stepping foot in cultivation' would give me the opportunity to 'become an immortal and live forever', but I didn't expect that the difficulties and obstacles were far beyond the imagination of extraordinary people!" ”

"Gurgle / hey / hey / haha / quack...... His Majesty the Emperor doesn't have to be like this, the so-called immortals are different, and it is not necessarily bad to be mortals? As long as you don't worry about eating and drinking, you can get by, let alone be an official? The four "Dharma protectors" are far away from the fireworks of the world, and they don't know that the world is difficult and the people are suffering, not to mention that the building will fall?

Emperor Chongzhen Zhu was noncommittal after listening, so he turned his face and discussed something with the Empress Zhou, and then nodded to each other with a group of concubines, before turning around and clasping his fist to the baby in the center of the main seat and saluting: "Dare to ask Madam, how can my Ming Dynasty be revived again?" ”

"Giggles, this question was originally the business of you men in charge." As soon as the baby's mother's voice fell, her eyes rolled wildly, as if she had thought of something, so she sneered: "If His Majesty the Emperor wants to revive the Ming Dynasty, it is difficult to say that this thing is difficult, and it is not difficult to say that it is not difficult, it depends on how you do it?" Cluck. ”

"Oh? Dare to ask Madame. What do you mean by 'difficult' and 'not difficult', and what are the best ways to deal with them? When Zhu Youzhen heard this, he was immediately happy.

"Giggles, if you say 'difficult', it's because the old lady used to be an ordinary village woman among mortals, and she didn't know a single big word, and it wasn't to renew the incense for our 'old family', so she worked hard with her father all night long, even if she gave birth to thirteen girls in one go, she didn't give birth to half a son, and she was about to die of worry! But there is no way, the poorer you are, the poorer you are, the poorer you are, the key is that it is worthless to give birth to a girl and a baby, so it is better to raise pigs! ”

As soon as the words fell, the audience was in an uproar, whether it was the emperor, the concubine, the palace maid, the eunuch, and even the four "protectors" couldn't help but laugh so much that their belly cramped. But the baby's mother told the truth, and the three daughters also came out to testify: "Yes, what my mother said is right, our family is almost out of food!" ”

Just when everyone thought it was incredible and even laughed, the next words of the baby mother made everyone fall into deep thought and even fear.

"Giggles, the old lady knows that she is uneducated, and she doesn't speak well, but since the old lady and her father got the true inheritance of the 'Master Lu Banzu', they have successively killed the red snake spirit on Guangnan West Road, exterminated the 'hermit' of the Japanese Kou, and then used means to make the 'butterfly old demon' and the 'thousand-year-old zombie' die together, and made a windfall!"

"What? This...... Dare to ask the mistress, is this true? "————" Giggles, so is it fake? The matter of the 'Nanban Five Poison Sect' was also done by the old lady! ”

"Wouldn't it? Aren't those old monsters easy to mess with? Even if we have cultivated to the 'Jindan Zhenren' or even the 'Yuanying Zhenjun', I'm afraid we will ...... in front of them."

"Afraid of what? The old lady is not afraid of heaven and earth to extract her teeth, and she can become a fat person in one bite! The baby mother said disapprovingly: "The four of you remember, only by following the old lady can you have a bright future, otherwise the end will be very miserable, it is by no means that death can be over, but the soul is destroyed, and you will not enter the reincarnation!" ”

Although Emperor Chongzhen and his concubines didn't know how deep the water in the "Xiuzhen Realm" was, they could guess from the frightened expressions of the four "Dharma Protectors" on the opposite side that things were definitely not that simple, so they asked tentatively: "Dare to ask Madame, have you made enemies everywhere invisibly?" How to deal with it? ”

"Giggles, nice! The old lady has already made enemies with the Wa Kingdom Cultivation Realm, and has made enemies with the 'Southern Barbarian Five Poison Sect', 'Mandarin Duck Butterfly Valley', 'Nine Turns Jindan Hall', 'Xuanfu Miao Qi Pavilion', and 'One Qi Transformation Palace'. But so what? Even if you are the enemy of the entire 'Xiuzhen Alliance', you still have to work hard to survive? ”

"Really? This...... Finished! It's completely finished! Zhu Youzhen was shocked in his heart, and couldn't help but say to himself: "It won't spread to the secular world, right?" ”

"Giggles, it's okay! Even if it spreads, what if it spreads? You mortals are as weak as ants in the eyes of cultivators, and they don't bother to pay attention to you! ”

"Uh...... I see! Zhu Youzhen seemed to be on the verge of amnesty, but when he calmed down and thought about it, he seemed to understand something, it turned out that there was nothing in the "secular world" that could make people "cultivators" worry about it, unless the other party cultivated the "side door left way" or even the "crooked evil way", he would be worried about the soul and corpse of mortals.

"In that case, then dare to ask Madame, from what you just said, does it contain any advice on how I can revive my Ming Dynasty? Please advise! ”

"Giggles, boy, you're asking the right question!" She didn't care about the other party's "emperor" identity at all, and said loudly: "The old lady thinks that as long as you do the following things, you will definitely be able to make your Ming Dynasty rise rapidly in a short period of time, as for how long it will take to fully revive?" It's up to you! ”

"Oh? What are the points? I hope that Mrs. will give me advice! When Zhu Youzhen heard this, he immediately came to his senses, and at the same time nodded to his concubines.

"Giggles, this first point is to let the people have food, wear shirts, or have hope!" The baby said: "The common people are too bitter, not only oppressed by the local tyrants and inferior gentry, but also exploited by the government yamen and the Tusi yamen. You have to pay a small amount of money first, help the people in the disaster, and abolish the poll tax! ”

"What? To abolish the 'poll tax'? Then the taxes of the imperial court can be ......" Zhu Youzhen said embarrassedly: "It's not a secret, all dynasties have 'poll taxes'. ”

"Confused! The wool comes out of the sheep, and the 'poll tax' is gone, so isn't there another tax? 'Salt and iron tax', 'industrial and commercial tax', and 'property tax' are all taxes that come quickly, and you can collect taxes from the rich faster than from the poor, right? The baby said angrily: "You should first let the people be fed and clothed?" ”

"Uh...... All right? And what about the second point? Please also ask the lady to give advice. "————" giggles, the second point is simple, it is to give birth to a baby! ”

"Trying to have a baby? Belch...... As soon as the words of this ......" fell, the audience was in an uproar, not only the Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youzhen and his concubines felt very strange, but even the four "Dharma Protectors" found it difficult to understand, after all, their lifespan as "cultivators" could be extended indefinitely with the growth of cultivation and the advancement of breaking through the realm.

"Giggles, there is a lot of strength in numbers!" The baby said with a smile: "Think about it, even if you exempt the people of the world from the 'poll tax', but the people can save more food and eat a few full meals when the pressure on survival is small, and if you have the strength, can you have a baby?" If there are more people, you can recruit troops to fight wars and rob foreign countries? ”

"Robbing foreign countries? This...... I'm afraid this is against benevolence and morality, right? After all, the Confucian culture inherited by the Ming Dynasty is the Confucian culture since the Han and Tang Dynasties, and the emphasis is on "cultivating literature and virtue to serve distant people", and Zhu Yuanzhang, the Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, stipulated 15 "countries that do not levy".

"Giggles, of course you don't have to go to the expedition for those who are respectful and have no second thoughts." The baby mother said slyly with bad intentions: "For those who do not obey the king, those who come to the frontier to make trouble at two ends in three days will not only destroy their rivers and mountains, but also dig up their ancestral graves and dig out the gold and silver treasures buried underground." ”

"Huh? This...... That's a bit excessive, right? After all, in the past, digging up the ancestral grave is a matter of damaging yin and morality? Besides, there are not many gold and silver treasures, and they are infamous, which seems to be a bit uncost-effective? ———— "Huh, stupid! The destruction of one country is the destruction of ten countries, and the destruction of ten countries is also the destruction of a small amount, and when the small amount is added up, those gold and silver treasures are not a very large amount of astronomical money? The baby mother scolded: "No money and pretending to be extravagant? War is all about grabbing money! ”

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