"Just kidding. You think that's the case now, but once you start, maybe your mind will change, and maybe the idea of pleasing her will become irresistible."

"Impossible! When pigs fly! I'm not prejudiced against people who please, but I'm sure I'm not going to be that kind of person! You Yi clasped his hands and nodded heavily to show his determination.

"Pleasing your partner has nothing to do with a pleasing personality!"

"In other words, why can you move forward bravely when you enlighten others, but become so awkward when it is your turn?"

"Just give me a normal relationship, bastard!"

Shizuka hates that iron is not steel, and the sound from the mobile phone makes You Yi suspect that even if he puts the mobile phone ten meters away without turning on the speakerphone, his voice must be heard clearly!

Rubbing his ears, which seemed to have been ringing for a moment just now, You Yi replied calmly: "Nonsense, isn't it, when can ordinary doctors do self-medicine?" I can't either. ”

Shizuka chuckled, "Yo, I generously admitted it, I thought you would die with a hard mouth."

"What are you kidding, I still know that a dead duck's hard mouth can be equated with a disguised admit.

is like the old brother in history who tossed back and forth several times in the seclusion, and the later poems are full of open-mindedness, but who can count the depression and happiness in the secret?

I want to be as lush as the stars!

The more he emphasizes his open-mindedness between the lines, the more he proves that his heart cannot be relieved. To tell the truth, if a holy decree was placed in front of him before he died, announcing his entry into Beijing, I think he would climb to the capital as well! ”

There was silence on the other end of the line for a few seconds, then asked.

"Minami-san, how old are you?"

"It's hard to disclose privacy issues, but every time I go to a public bathhouse, I feel happy! And the others only dare to shrink into the pool for fear of revealing their true colors in front of me! ”

"What real body? It's the lower body, right?"

"The words actually drifted to the point of opening a yellow mouth at the married wife, are you kid secretly drinking again now?"

Hearing the sound, You Yi glanced at the hometown sauce and fragrant wine that still had half of the taels left in his hand, and secretly said that it was not good, and he never thought that he had unconsciously had a half or two of his stomach, and the yellow cavity could blurt out around the left brain!

"What did you drink?"

"52 degrees of sauce flavor pure brew, teacher, what do you drink?"

"Shochu to beer... Wait! What did you tell you were drinking?"

"It's getting late, and your husband is probably going home soon, so in order not to be discovered, the teacher-student relationship is here! Goodbye, teacher! ”

After speaking, You Yi was about to hang up the phone, but he was forced to cover his ears because of a roar of a Hedong lion.

"Why don't you wait a minute! Come, tell the teacher why you drink? And he drinks wine with such a high degree."

"Missing... Phew, no, just wanted to give it a try. ”

"Isn't it true that you were deceived by a cat or something?" Shizuka was a little skeptical.

"Can we stop talking about cats?" You Yi was a little helpless, raised his head and poured the remaining half taels at the bottom of the cup, and the soft and pure brew passed through the mouth and throat, and slowed down the esophagus all the way to the stomach.

Although it is not as soft as the virgin of the national wine, it also has the style of Yamato Nadeshiko, who has been married for many years: although it is a little rough due to busy family affairs, the movements are extremely gentle.

It's like a hand that runs down the throat and caresses it to the stomach, rough but with a gentle warmth.

It's like the slippers that are placed in the hallway when you come home late at night, or like the simple dinner that has been reheated many times on the dinner table and is still steaming, or like the bath water that has been put in place at a moderate temperature......

Coming back from the sudden faint dizziness, You Yi secretly sighed, he didn't expect the increase in spirit to be reflected in the amount of alcohol, this body was obviously a matter of a few cans of beer before!

Now I feel that if I want to have general anesthesia, I have to at least four times the dose I just ingested! is already approaching the peak of his previous life!

I can't help but sigh again, MD! Practicing trumpet is easier than clearing the wasteland!

"Teacher, I'm actually a bit romantic."

"Yo, you've been drinking and spitting out the truth?"

"But when it comes to romanticism, isn't that a serious illness for anyone like you who pursues the poetry of your heart and the distant land?"

The corners of You Yi's mouth raised slightly, smiled easily, and then lowered his head: "Anyway!" That's it! The student can't drink enough, so he can only accompany him here! I'm sorry I can't have a good time, and I'll make up for it in the future! Good night! ”

"Wait a minute, listen to me and then fall back into bed."

"Please!" You Yi stretched out his hand, his mind was already missing the softness of the bed after getting up, and he felt that he could sleep well tonight.

On the other end of the line came the sound of a sliding door, then the sound of beer cans being placed on the railing, and the gasps of a woman slightly accentuated by the cold night air.

Shizuka seems to have walked to the balcony alone, and in the background sound, you can still find the traffic downstairs and the warm daily life of the neighbor's house from the balcony next door.

"Sights you have never seen, things you have never touched, food you have never tasted, sounds you have never heard, smells you have never smelled, and feelings you have never experienced are all illustrated books that you want to collect, right?"

"Thorough!" You Yi praised.

"But there's another unknown view you've missed."

"I want to hear about it."

"A view from someone's heart."

The rose-colored words lit up Yuyi's dead fish eyes slightly.

At this time, Shizuka took a deep breath.

"Do you want to see those strange and unknown landscapes! Give it all to you if you want! Go find it! The teacher has already told you everything!"

"Sorry, but before that, please send me the first two requirements of the Devil Fruit and the Straw Hat!"

"I'm sure you'll understand when you actually see it, it's definitely not inferior to any kind of scenery!"

"Finally, goodbye ~ My Darling is back ~ Darling welcome back ~~~ "

"Wait..."

Dudu –

was fed a mouthful of dog food, which made You Yi suddenly feel that the hot pot he had just eaten was not fragrant, and he didn't want to sleep.

Every Thursday is the bar's graduation day, which is also the reason why You Yi can eat meat and drink at this point today, ready to take advantage of the strength of alcohol to sleep early.

However, Shizuka's last words disrupted the plan.

After tossing and turning in bed for half an hour, Yu Yi, who couldn't sleep or dead, finally understood Shizuka's previous words that he yelled at himself, "I'm not talking about physical needs in that sense!" What exactly are the physiological needs in the?

It's not just the physiological needs of the body!

Not everyone can do it, only the special one who wants to have a close relationship!

It's a thirst that belongs only to this age!

Hemp eggs! This dead old woman actually used just a few words to make labor and management suddenly want to fall in love!

Hypnotism! This is definitely a real hypnotism!

Ahh

You Yi held the quilt and rotated, showing his determination to die rather than give in to the strong desire brought by this body, which is quite tragic (happy) that the two of us can only live today.

After tossing for about half an hour, Yuichi, who knew that it was impossible to distinguish the winner of this war between the adult psychology and the young man's body in a short period of time, decided to make a truce with the body first, and got up and flipped out the animated DVD that Ueno senior lent him.

One is a family drama, which mainly tells the love-hate relationship between the high-ranking and aristocratic Takayanagi family. The other is a workplace drama, which mainly tells the hard work of the male protagonist who entered the underwear company to work.

"I won, Amitabha."

I don't know how long it took, You Yi, who was lying on the bed in a large shape, clasped his hands together, and the whole person had an indescribable calmness.

The throbbing of youth brought about by the cricket's second-hand body is really ridiculous to try to defeat his own tough adult soul!

Stretch your body to the balcony, and look at the night view without the smoke of the aftermath, which is also interesting.

I just wanted to look into the distance, but suddenly I heard a sobbing directly below, and when I looked closely, it was a woman holding her knees, shrunk into a ball, her face buried in her knees, and crying against the wall.

And listening to the sound, it seems to be so familiar.