"Sister Chun, don't joke with me, I'll be naked when I take it off."

"Hurry up and get it."

Yuan Yingchun grabbed my clothes and pulled them off, pulled my clothes off in three or two clicks, and then went to the bathroom in the little white pants.

The customers around me were watching jokes shirtless, and the owner of the barbecue stall next door was also shirtless, as if he had found a like-minded brother.

I smiled awkwardly, eager to find a hole to get into.

After a long time, Yuan Yingchun came back, and I thought that I could finally get dressed, but she only left one sentence: "I will keep the clothes for you first, and I will find Youyou to get them tomorrow." ”

"Sister Chun, you can't do this."

I cried and cried, this woman is determined to let me go home shirtless!

"I'll go first, goodbye."

After that, Yuan Yingchun took out the car key and got into the car. I wanted to cry without tears and wanted to catch up, but the food stall waiter hurriedly stopped me.

"Handsome guy, wait a minute, you forgot to pay."

"What?"

I was dumbfounded, watching Bingley walk away, I slapped myself in the face, and was tricked by this woman again......

I was woken up by the sound of a ball game commentary, and the TV in the lobby was loud.

I woke up sleepy-eyed, yawned lazily, and looked at the time, it was only ten o'clock in the morning.

Ono, this girl really didn't think about me at all, I returned home shirtless last night, it was already more than three o'clock in the morning, and the taxi master saw me getting into the car naked, and almost thought that I was a pervert.

"Ono~"

I called into the living room, but Ono didn't answer.

"Ono, be quiet on the TV, it's so noisy!"

At this time, the volume of the TV outside had just decreased, and just as I was about to fall asleep again, Ono walked in from outside and threw himself in my arms.

This girl is just hugging and rubbing against me, so that I can't sleep.

"Well, what are you doing, I didn't sleep until four o'clock last night."

I sighed, thanks to the fact that I didn't get out of bed, otherwise I really wanted to kick her away.

"Baby, I'm hungry."

"Poof!"

My whole being was refreshed, and my eyes were wide in disbelief.

"What do you call me?"

"Treasure ......"

Before Xiao Ye could speak, I quickly covered her mouth: "It's not big or small, don't scream, if Aunt Meng hears it, it'll be over." ”

Ono looked at me with a pair of watery eyes, almost prostrate on top of me, and leaned in front of me: "What's the matter, don't you like it?" Shall I change the name? ”

"Don't say goodbye, you can go ahead and watch your ball game, and I'll sleep again."

I'm afraid of Ono, I live one by one, and I was beaten and scolded and ravaged in the last few days, and suddenly it was so abnormal, I was a little unaccustomed to it.

"I'll sleep with you, I'm sleepy too."

"Didn't you just get out of bed?" I screamed helplessly, and my hair stood on end.

But Ono didn't care about me at all, touched my hair, and said with concern, "Why are you sweating so much, I'll help you take off your clothes." ”

"Ahh Leave me alone, Ancestor. ”

I want to cry without tears, this clingy girl seems to torture me in a different way.

"Hey, why are you setting up a tent here?"

As soon as I was told by her, I was so embarrassed that I quickly turned around: "I'm a man anyway, what's so strange about this, you go out quickly, I'm going to continue to sleep." ”

"It's amazing, I've found out before, every time you do this, you'll be like this." Ono said with a wicked smile.

I was speechless, this girl is really poisonous, and she actually specially observed me coming.

Suddenly, Ono slowly leaned towards my thigh, and actually tried to tease me, so frightened that I quickly jumped to the edge of the bed and became vigilant.

"Okay, auntie, don't laugh so obscenely, it's okay if I don't sleep."

"No, I'm sleepy, you have to sleep with me!"

Ono pounced on me playfully, his soft body clinging to me, making my brain tingle like an electric shock.

"Hey, where do you put your hand, be honest!"

"I'll just hug it, you can hug me."

Seeing that this girl is getting more and more excessive, I feel that Aunt Meng will never come back, and I am afraid that I will really be unable to help but educate her well!

And just then, a knock on the door saved me from the brink of crime.

"Knock knock knock."

"Knock knock, is anyone home?"

There was a shout outside the door, and I pricked up my ears to listen carefully.

"Don't make a fuss, there's a knock on the door, hurry up and open the door."

"Who, come early in the morning and knock on the door." Ono was a little unhappy, and the duck that was about to arrive flew away, making her puff out her mouth in anger.

"Who's coming?"

I ran barefoot to the door, and the door slowly opened, and I was stunned by the tall and thin young man who appeared in front of me.

"Scorpions?"

"Brother Feng,, you're really here!"

The scorpion was very happy to see me, laughed, and came up to give me a big hug after a long absence. I was also very happy, but I didn't expect the scorpion to suddenly appear, which surprised me very much, and it was very unexpected.

Scorpion is a small hair in my hometown, named Chen Changjiang, we grew up together, can be described as a brother who was born and died together, and used to be a steamed bun to eat.

Chen Changjiang has a straightforward personality and is righteous, and he always stood up for me in the past, so he also received a lot of beatings.

What I remember most vividly is when I was a freshman in high school, when I was just in high school, I was targeted by a group of campus thugs who asked me for protection money. Because he didn't give it, he was beaten by them.

As a result, after Chen Changjiang found out, he moved bricks over and killed them without saying a word, because he was also punished by the school.

Later, the gangsters were not convinced, and found three or four buddies to block the school gate after school, originally wanting to take revenge and relieve their hatred, but Chen Changjiang soared, beat each other and fled, which can be regarded as becoming famous in the school, and no one has dared to trouble me since then.

As for how Chen Changjiang's nickname came about, it is also exciting enough. At that time, a rich second generation in the dormitory was rejected by the school girl, and he was angry and wanted to take revenge on the little girl, so he found Chen Changjiang.

claimed that as long as he took care of the school flower for him, he would give Chen Changjiang 500 yuan, Chen Changjiang's family background was relatively ordinary, and he agreed when he heard that he didn't want to think about 500 yuan.

Then this stupid night broke into the girls' dormitory, and I didn't know where to find a scorpion, and the Tibetan school flower underwear went, almost scared the school flower to death.

Of course, the scorpion he put was non-poisonous.

But this matter is also exciting enough, such a vicious method, I am afraid that there is no one before and no one after him. Later, everyone simply gave him the nickname Scorpion, which was originally used to mock his name.

But Chen Changjiang felt that it didn't matter, and even thought that others were afraid of him at first, so he gave such a domineering name, and was even very proud.

After graduating from high school, Scorpion left his hometown alone and went to work in other places alone.

Gradually, we rarely got in touch, and on the night of graduation, Scorpion got drunk, and we were very reluctant, and he said that I would not be by your side in the future, and I was most worried that others would bully you.

For so long, others have looked down on me, only Brother Feng, you really treat me as a brother, a brother, a brother for life!

On the day the scorpion left his hometown, I went to see him off, and both of us big men wept silently.

I vaguely remember what the scorpion said that day: Brother Feng, one day you will be rich and promising, don't forget my brother.

I smiled and said, "If I had the ability, I would definitely have a part of you."

The scorpion got into the car with peace of mind, and I was saddened to see the scorpion leave, so my life was a lot lonely, and I could no longer find the playmate who talked about everything.

At first, the two of us would often contact each other by phone, but later the scorpion was busy, and gradually there was less contact.

"Okay, you, Brother Feng, you won't look for me when you come to Jiangcheng!"

The scorpion punched me and happily hugged me again.

"How did I know you were here, weren't you still over there in Guancheng two months ago, but why did you come here?"

I was ecstatic, and the feeling I felt at the sight of the scorpion was indescribable.

The scorpion touched the back of his head a little innocently, and smiled: "Over there in Guancheng, I made a little unpleasant trouble, and I couldn't stay any longer, so I came to Jiangcheng." ”

"Fighting with someone again? Didn't get hurt, did you? "I don't even want to blurt it out.

"It's okay, all those groups of people have been by me, and the nest has been demolished by me. In the end, if they hadn't been covered by the boss, who came to mess with me twice in three days and scared my guests away, I wouldn't have come to Jiangcheng to mingle. ”

The scorpion is like telling a story, and I feel very magical to listen to it. But I know his combat power, and I have no doubt that he is bragging.

"It's good if people are fine, when you go out, more things are better than less, and if you can bear it, you can bear it."

I patted the scorpion on the shoulder, the scorpion has lost a lot of weight, and it is also a lot haggard, and it seems that life is not very satisfactory.

It's just that I admire the optimism of the scorpion, the smile on his face all the time, as if even the sky fell seemed to be irrelevant in his eyes.

That's exactly the spirit I lacked.

At this moment, Ono suddenly poked his head out: "Little dog, who's coming?" ”

There was a flash of lightning in my brain, why did this Nima Ono give me a new nickname? This girl has something in her head.

In front of the scorpion, being shouted by Ono like this, I felt ashamed, and I could pick out three villas with my toes.

The scorpion stretched out his head to look at Ono with a suspicious face, and immediately showed a very meaningful smile at me, why did he look so obscene?

"Hello sister-in-law!"

"Poof!"

I almost vomited a mouthful of old blood, and my brain was about to explode.