Chapter 119: Matchmaker Business

I slammed the video off, embarrassed and trying to crash through my laptop, how could I forget about it.

"Ahem, ahem!"

I coughed a few times to ease the embarrassment.

The three girls with red faces and red ears, Wu Qingqing suddenly laughed and patted my arm like a buddy.

"Yo Xi Yo Xi, yes, I understand!"

Xu Qi also relieved himself, and scratched his head embarrassedly: "No wonder Brother Feng is getting thinner and thinner, Xiao Ye, if you really can't do it, you can help others." ”

Ono was full of energy by the video just now, his neck was crimson, and his breathing was a little messy.

"Not really!"

"Hahaha, don't rush to turn off the video, we've just started watching it." Wu Qingqing said with a smile, wanting to grab the computer and continue watching.

My scalp is numb for a while, Wu Qingqing is really arrogant, not ashamed at all.

"Shut up!"

I was annoyed and covered Wu Qingqing and Xu Qi's mouths, Wu Qingqing laughed, and I was about to grab the computer with my hand open.

Soon, a man and three women on the bed mingled, and the scene got out of control for a while.

And my laptop passed back and forth in the hands of the two of them, and I almost fell to the ground.

"Qingqing, Kiki, come out and eat fruit."

Aunt Meng's timely screams outside the door restrained the two troublemakers, and when Wu Qingqing heard that there was something to eat, he opened the net and let me go.

Xu Qi laughed and teased Ono, saying that I must be holding back normally, so I chose to watch a movie to relax.

Ono was teased by two girlfriends and didn't know how to answer, and he could only say something bad to me.

The words were full of sour taste, saying that I had my own bewitching slut sent to the door outside, and people liked that kind of turbulent green tea.

In the living room, four women surrounded me, and thanks to Aunt Meng's presence, the scene was slightly controlled.

"Ice lychees are sweet, Ono, you like lychees the most, I specially asked my second aunt to pick a big box of good ones for me, you can eat enough this year."

Wu Qingqing smiled and put a lychee in his mouth, the peeled lychee was as smooth as jade, bright and correspondingly to Ono's white skin.

"Lychees must be eaten in moderation, and remember to drink some salt water after eating them for a while, otherwise it will be easy to catch fire." Aunt Meng smiled.

"Uh-huh! My second aunt said that you have to eat more to not get angry, and if you eat no more and no less, you will get angry. ”

I listened to the conversation between the three of them, peeled a lychee and was about to put it in my mouth, but Ono looked at me resentfully, and suddenly ate my lychee in one bite.

I was speechless, this girl is just resisting silently, she must blame me for eating Ding Shishi's apple yesterday.

In desperation, I had to peel another one, and was about to put it in my mouth, when Ono glared at me viciously, giving me a warning taste.

I forced a smile and squeezed out a smile: "Grandma, eat lychees." ”

"Humph!"

Ono took a bite of lychee, crossed his waist and held his big chest, still angry.

"Qingqing is now your second aunt's orchard, so you can take care of it yourself? I remember last time you didn't say that she went on a blind date, did you fall along? Xu Qi said.

Wu Qingqing ate lychees and pouted: "No, that man is not a good thing." Now the orchard has hired some workers to take care of it, and my second aunt asked me to come over to bring her a baby today, but it was temporarily canceled. ”

"Well, it's really hard to find a suitable one right now." Xu Qi said.

I frowned, listened to the conversation between the two, and suddenly remembered that I promised to find a daughter-in-law for Lao Yu, so I happened to meet it?

"Wu Qingqing, is your second aunt divorced?" I asked.

"Yes, are you interested in my second aunt?" Wu Qingqing said with a smile.

When Wu Qingqing said this, Aunt Meng and Ono both looked at me together, I was stupid, and hurriedly waved my hand: "Fuck you, do you have a pit in your brain or do I have a pit, you also ask this out!" ”

"Hahaha! Tease you, Brother Feng is stingy! Wu Qingqing said with a smile.

"Xiaofeng, Qingqing likes to joke, don't be angry." Aunt Meng was on the side, peeled a lychee for me and handed it over.

"Aunt, I'm joking with her too, Wu Qingqing and I are good buddies."

"Yes, yes, we're buddies!" Wu Qingqing shamelessly patted me on the back and called me a brother.

"Wu Qingqing, is your second aunt still looking for a partner? I know a veteran brother who is very good and takes care of his family, do you want to make a match? ”

Wu Qingqing looked at me and joked: "Why did you start the matchmaker business?" ”

"If you don't talk too much, just say it's okay!"

"It depends on your sincerity." Wu Qingqing looked at me with small eyes, obviously wanting to pay for benefits.

"You're special, this was a good guy just now, and now I'll reach out." I smiled wryly.

"My second aunt looks good, I don't charge some money, I lose!"

"It's really fake, whether there are photos or not, I don't believe anything of your words." I retorted.

"Really, Second Aunt Qingqing is indeed very beautiful, and she is very gentle." Xu Qi chimed in.

"Why are you lying to you, I'll show you!" Saying that, Wu Qingqing picked up his mobile phone and flipped through the photos, and after a long time, he finally found a photo. The woman in the photo is indeed quite gentle, and she feels like a good wife and mother.

I was interested in it for a moment, and I really had nowhere to find it, and I stretched out a slap.

"Yes, I'm out so much, when will I arrange it."

Wu Qingqing looked at it and said excitedly: "Five hundred? Okay! I'll arrange it for you now! ”

"You're in a hurry, send me the photo, let's make an appointment."

Aunt Meng watched me and Wu Qingqing tugging and pulling from the sidelines, smiling a little distressedly.

Xiao Ye couldn't figure out why I was so excited, and the little foot kicked me gently: "Yang Qifeng ......"

Seeing that I didn't react, Ono was even harder: "Yang Qifeng, peel the lychee for me!" ”

"Ono, I'll peel it for you." Xu Qi handed Ono Lychee, but Ono was not interested at all, looked at me resentfully, and even wanted to take Wu Qingqing away.

Just as I was tugging with Wu Qingqing, the door suddenly rang.

"Knock knock~"

"Knock knock~"

Aunt Meng heard someone knocking on the door, picked up a tissue, wiped her hands, and walked towards the door: "Which one, here." ”

"Hello sister, I'm looking for Brother Feng, is Brother Feng at home?"

Outside the door stood a scorpion with a cantaloupe in his hand.

Aunt Meng was also flattered when she was called sister by the scorpion, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be Xiaofeng's friend, come in and sit." ”

I pulled and bargained with Wu Qingqing, and I didn't notice the scorpion coming in outside the door, and the scorpion just walked into the house and found that today was particularly lively.

Especially when the room was full of women, he was so surprised that his mouth grew long.

"Brother Feng!"

The scorpion called me, and it was then that I came back to my senses, and at first glance I looked, "Scorpion, you are here." ”

After conspiring against Ding Shishi yesterday, I explained that the scorpion came over today, on the one hand, it was a matter of money, and on the other hand, I planned to copy a copy of Xiao Yuhang's criminal evidence to him, so that he could keep a hand later.

"I didn't bring any gifts, I bought a cantaloupe on the way."

"Come on, come on, and bring something."

I smiled and went up to greet him, and suddenly the scorpion and Xu Qi's eyes looked at each other in a line, and I saw the scorpion stunned in place for a moment, as if he had discovered a new world......