"What the hell are you talking about, this Chinese language makes you speak, why can't I understand a word?" Don't panic, okay? ”

Qian Cai took the phone and yelled.

"What the hell, I don't know if I cuddle my mother-in-law and smoke a cigarette after I sleep, what are you doing when you get up and go home at dawn? You fucking know every day that you want to eat fart, so if Yu Yu is a virgin, I will cut up your rolled sheets and cook soup and drink. ”

"Okay, okay, don't ask, she slept with you, you know, she didn't take the initiative to wear a set of underwear! She didn't come in a full set of underwear because she didn't intend to sleep with you when she came! Don't read the meat jokes in those little yellow books and think nonsense, your poor sexual knowledge is not enough for people to play for a round. ”

"Okay, okay, you're responsible, I'll accompany you to pick her up, okay? Take her to eat, take her to play, take her to buy and buy, and when she goes home, tie a cow to the plane and bring her back as a dowry, and wait for her father to pick up your future aunt at the village gate. ”

"Who said I took a leave of absence to play with you? I've got something to do! …… Are you shy alone?? One day, I'll be with you for a day, you get used to getting along with her by yourself, and I'm leaving tomorrow! I don't make money, you have a cent of money to be responsible for the future of others? I feel a little forced in my heart, Nie Junlin, little friend, I really want you to kneel outside the city wall as written in the leave note, three provinces a day, okay, that's it, see you at noon. ”

Qian Cai hung up the phone and felt speechless, Nie Junlin's excitement last night simply made himself sigh after he had just "bullied" Jiang Youwei, he got up and found Yu Yu lying next to him who was sleeping in the morning, as well as clothes on the ground, and a pair of cartoon underwear and flesh-colored underwear hanging on the bench, he was shocked and didn't know what happened last night, and he was afraid that Yu Yu would wake up and find that he would actually put on his pants and run back to his house to call Qian for help like a thief, if it weren't for Qian, he was very sure that Yu Yu took the initiative to send him back to the hotel yesterday, He also thought that he was drunk and the overlord forced the bow.

……

At noon, Qian Cai scolded all the way and walked a long way to the entrance of the community to take a taxi, it is convenient to drive in this community, but it is a little distance from the villa area to the door, the scenery on the road is very beautiful, but Qian Cai, who was so pitted by Nie Junlin that he can only take a taxi, has no intention of watching, no way, he has no driver's license, even if there is an Accord at home that meets his "identity", he can't drive it, and he can't call a driver, because there is a driver who doesn't meet the character that Nie Junlin forcibly put on him.

On the way, I thought about it again and again, and called Yu Yuanxiao, who had a wide range of local connections, and asked him to ask if he could spend some money to get a driver's license for himself, he himself had a relationship, but it was a bit worth the loss to use it to get a driver's license.

The taxi driver listened to the money before he finished the phone call and interjected, saying young man, you young people are impetuous, you don't have a good driver's license, you always want to spend money to find a relationship to do it, and you will harm others and yourself on the road in the future.

Qian Cai didn't answer after hearing this, and while watching the taxi driver's operation of forcibly overtaking, he rolled his eyes, and secretly said that Lao Tzu had been driving for more than ten years in his previous life, and he had forcibly inserted the team on the road, and the cars that had passed by him may not be as many as you did.

Soon arrived downstairs at the Shangri-La Hotel opened by Nie Junlin to Yu Yu, the nervous Xiao Nie said Why did you come, I waited for half an hour, Qian Cai lightly said that I didn't sleep this night, I was in a hurry, if I hadn't drunk too much yesterday and didn't want to move my legs, I would have walked slowly and swayed, Xiao Nie was a little speechless, but it also made Qian Cai's indifferent attitude a lot more reassuring, because he knew that Qian Cai would definitely not ignore him when he had an accident, since Qian Cai was not in a hurry, it would not be difficult to explain this matter in Qian Cai's opinion.

It's still 2002, the general concept of sexuality is not too advanced, "sleeping with a girl" and "will there be a child" is certainly not a trivial matter in the eyes of a newly graduated high school student, Nie Junlin's education in this area mainly comes from his mother Liu Wenhui, because his father Nie Dejun will not teach him for this little thing at all, his two brothers were self-taught in this area when they were in college, if this is a child cultivated by Nie Dejun himself, today Yu Yu got up and could only see the 10,000 yuan placed on the bedside, a box of emergency contraceptives, and a mobile phone number that can no longer be reached.

No, maybe there won't be emergency contraceptives, and his father must have been too lazy to buy them, but left a note saying "Go take a pill yourself, I'm not responsible for anything happening."

When the two were about to go upstairs, Chu Wenming made a phone call to Qian Cai and said that the company was on fire, chairman, come back quickly, Qian Cai immediately listened carefully to Chu Wenming's voice, very quiet, not chaotic at all, listen carefully and the sound of tapping on the keyboard, so Qian Cai also began to pretend to be crazy and stupid and pretended not to hear, saying that the company was on fire? It's good to be on fire, make more money, Mr. Chu, you have worked hard, I will give you a bonus next month, and then hung up the phone.

This fucking Chu Wenming is still playing with me, trying to trick me into going back to the company to be a mountain dog, today you don't need to send me a photo of three beautiful secretaries standing at the desk waiting for me, don't expect me to go back.

Of course, he only dared to think about it, the beauty is precious, and the secretary is more expensive, if it is for Hu Wei, both can be covered... Throw.

"Let's go, wait for the old sow to give birth?" Qian Cai urged.

Nie Junlin glared: "Didn't you just wait for you to call, what did Mr. Chu say?" Is the company going to make money? Am I going to have a dividend? ”

"I'm Nima... He said that the company is on fire, so let you hurry up and bring back the bucket of water! ”

"You lied to Lao Tzu, he must have asked you to bring the phone call he gave you."

Qian Cai: ......

The two of them went upstairs and stood at the door of the room and knocked on the door.

"This won't open the door without getting dressed." Qian Cai muttered quietly.

"How do I know! It's my first time too! ”

Nie Junlin was quite aggrieved.

The door opened, Yu Yu was dressed up, carrying a suitcase, probably thinking that Nie Junlin would not come back after he was gone, and he should be ready to admit it after sleeping.

Qian Cai saw this battle and guessed that he shouldn't have come today, everyone was ready to go home, and he definitely didn't expect to meet a fool who could come back and ask to go back to her hometown with her and help her family threshing after the battle, but Qian Cai saw Nie Junlin standing at the door and looked like Ai Ai Ai also understood.

He's trapped.

"Why are you here?"

Yu Yu stroked his long hair that had not been completely dried in a little fog, and the fragrant wind he brought up almost stunned Nie Laosan.

"Ah, I'm not... The pen I used to scribble the answers in the college entrance examination seems to have fallen into the house. ”

Nie Junlin couldn't think of how to answer this question reasonably for a while, as if it was illegal to walk out of this room and come back in a grand manner, thinking that when Yu Yu came to Z City, he had already confessed that he was still a newly graduated high school student working part-time, so he could only use a pen as an excuse, anyway, a pen, it is normal to lose it and not find it.

If this is Nie Dejun, he can directly enter the door while taking off his pants now, saying that Lao Tzu was not in place last night, why do you have to leave? Come on, give that mole on your ass to Lao Tzu again.

"Aren't you all done with the college entrance examination? What are you looking for? Yu Yu was even more confused, she had never heard of this kind of fresh and refined reason.

"Hmm... Very important... Uh..."Nie Junlin was hesitant.

"His mother said that the pen used in the college entrance examination had to be taken and placed in front of the statue of Confucius before the results were released, and the old man was superstitious, he was embarrassed to say."

Qian couldn't stand it, and he didn't expect this rammer to be able to say the 2B reason of finding a 2B pencil, seeing that the third child couldn't take it anymore, he had to run the CPU quickly to help him take over the conversation.

Yu Yu accepted this reason and left the door open.

"Oh, come in."

After the two entered the room, Nie Junlin actually rummaged through the pen, and Qian rolled his eyes, so he had to help him open his mouth again.

"He wants to be a good friend with you, yesterday he answered the phone and said that he borrowed 500,000 yuan and I arranged it, he said that he was 23 years old and fake, he was 18, but he did work as a store manager in the gym, you also saw it yesterday, his income is not bad, more than 10,000 a month, the boss didn't look down on him because he was a student, and let him go to college with pay, the third child has talent in this industry, you can't see his kind of talent, but the boss can see it, he will develop in the future, don't look down on him."

Qian was afraid that she would leave the third child sad, and she was also afraid that she would not be good to the third child in the future, and she was also afraid that she would cheat the third child of too much money, and she could spend money, but she couldn't expose too much property to a woman who only stared at money, so Qian had to help him confess part of it, and also made up an "industry talent" that Yu Yu couldn't understand and couldn't verify to enhance the rationality of this matter.

No, it's not a blind fabrication, the third child does have talent, and his talent is to have his brother who didn't bring this paper with him and used his hands to wipe his buttocks.

Who told Lao Tzu to value love and righteousness?

The third child will be completely speechless, and can only keep nodding his head and affirming what Qian said in a dumb voice.

Unexpectedly, Yu Yu held his hands and looked at Qian Cai with interest.

"What about you, what do you do? I think those people were very respectful to you yesterday. ”

Qian Cai didn't expect this to be related to herself, knowing that if she didn't give her a reasonable explanation for this matter, she would have to arouse her curiosity to study herself.

"Me? What I said yesterday is true, I am in the office of the headquarters, but our department is the Ministry of Supervision, supervision, you know, it is equivalent to discipline inspection, and it has the power to investigate people's homes, so they are afraid of me, and it is normal to be respectful. ”

"Oh." Yu Yu felt that it was quite reasonable, and he was no longer interested in asking, and turned to look at Nie Junlin.

"Do you want to be nice to me? Friends? ”

Nie Junlin looked up at her and said, "Yes, aren't we originally boyfriend and girlfriend?" I asked you before I came, and you agreed. ”

Yu Yu was also a little speechless, he didn't know how to answer his question, and for a while he felt that the boy next to him had a lower income, and the boy who worked in the Ministry of Supervision could communicate with him normally, but thinking of what he said about "talent" and "industry development", he could only answer positively.

"I'm talking about the kind of people who are rushing to get married, not just falling in love."

The third child nodded immediately, his eyes shining.

"That's right! That's what I mean! ”