Chapter 4: Please Call Me Meow Zetian (4)

It's just that after Gao Ting and Chi Xia finished dinner, Qu Jie's little life was not so good.

She was hugged by Gao Ting to the sofa in the living room.

Received a re-education of morality, civility and politeness.

The education process was touched for a long time, and the hair was smoothed for half an hour, and the small belly was forcibly expropriated, and the hand warmer was made for more than an hour.

At first, Qu Jie was a little uncomfortable, but she knew that she couldn't resist, and gradually got used to it after completely accepting her fate.

Hypnotizing oneself is like receiving a massage.

Hey, not to mention, it's really comfortable.

After nearly three years of getting along, Gao Ting has already figured out the weaknesses of her own orange treasure, and her skills are skillful, Qu Jie can't resist her instincts for a while, and she enjoys it comfortably.

"Wife, my circle of friends is lively today,"

After Chi Xia finished dinner, he took a little time to edit the short video that had already started at noon, but because he couldn't edit the finished short video because of the nap, he uploaded it to several of his social accounts, and after a while, he got many clicks and comments, happily walked into the living room with his mobile phone, and showed off to Gao Ting:

"There are also a lot of people like it on other platforms."

"You can be regarded as a family ugly, use the dignity of our orange treasure in exchange for attention, fortunately it can neither surf the Internet nor be literate, otherwise it will be in a hurry with you."

After laughing a few words, Gao Ting also came to Chi Xia's mobile phone with interest and looked at the comments.

[Tanuki Cat: Revenge ......]

[Haha, meow meow revenge, it's not too late for a week! ] 】

[The orange pig is such a waste of firewood, it looks so much fatter than the raccoon cat, but it was beaten according to the result, is this the difference between greenhouse flowers and wild growth. 】

[In the past, when I went to be a guest, I knew that Tangerine Bao was a little cowardly, and there were some cats fighting people, but I didn't expect it to be so cheap that it was hated by other cats and beaten at the door! ] 】

[It's so miserable, are you okay? 】

[The last two strokes are really amazing, it's like a real death, it's more real than how many actors fake their deaths, sign up for a study class for the hairy child, don't delay the child. ] 】

[I'm more curious about what Tangerine Bao said? 】

[Let's put it this way, others at least have to greet my parents and ancestors for the eighteenth generation, and the greeting is very dirty, and at the same time, I have to drink wine and strengthen my courage to be like the stray civet cat, knocking on the door. 】

[The one above has a good temper! 】

[What a good temper, it's just a ......cowardice]

"That's, you must not let Tangerine Bao know, you don't know how big our hairy kid's temper is, and how much grudges he has, he accidentally tripped over it while walking last time, and it barked at me for a long time, now that I think about it, I guess I didn't say anything good, I don't count after scolding, it also hid for four or five days in a row to scare me, suddenly jumped out to scare me, and pulled my pants.

Even my cotton slippers were bitten by it.

Later, I pondered it for a while, and I always thought that it might be trying to retaliate and make me fall too, so I pretended to trip over it, fell down, stood up in front of it, and pretended to be lame in my left leg for a while.

Needless to say, I probably guessed right.

After that, it didn't toss again. ”

When it comes to this, Chi Xia feels angry and funny, if it is a person who makes such a play, then he must be very angry, even if his girlfriend does this, he doesn't say it, and his heart is not very comfortable, but how can he care about a cat, he can only get used to it, let it go.

But don't say it, this time Tangerine Bao was beaten, Chi Xia still felt a little dark in his heart, he finally learned a lesson, sure enough, his own children don't teach him, sooner or later someone will teach you a lesson, there is indeed a little bit of truth.

It is suitable for all cats with cheap mouths!

"Listening to you say this, I think Tangerine Bao is like a spoiled child, I have experienced a few similar things, but at the time I thought it was just a kitten, I didn't understand anything, so I could only accommodate it.

But now think about it, what is the difference between this idea and those parents of bear children, saying that he is just a child, cats should also be able to teach, doesn't it mean that cats have the IQ of children who are about three or five years old?

Some of the three or five-year-old children are sensible. ”

"Wait, husband, you said, we both have a cat like this, if we raise a child and bring it back, won't we also bring out a bear child!"

Although the two of them are not married yet, they are only living together as boyfriend and girlfriend for the time being, and having children is a distant thing, but Gao Ting still diverged her thinking a little and worried about the children who are not yet in the shadows.

I feel that I am not capable of teaching my children well.

"Oh, you think too much, you can think so far about such a small thing, how can cats be the same as people, isn't it, people can learn and grow, it's really not good, isn't there a kindergarten teacher to teach it?"

Otherwise, let's learn the lesson of Tangerine.

Go back and be strict with your child.

An, don't think about what you don't have, besides, before you have a child, you have to think about something else, think about when you will get married to me? ”

Although Chi Xia thought his girlfriend's idea was too funny, he still took the opportunity to mention marriage again.

His girlfriends have mentioned the education of their children in the future.

He doesn't mention getting married too much!

"Don't interfere with me, I'm talking about the education of Tangerine Treasure, I have decided, I want to make Tangerine Treasure become, oh no, it is a civilized and polite cat that educates the all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical beauty, and is considered to be a baby raising simulation first.

Belch...... How do you feel that Tangerine is heavy again?

It's decided, just start with weight loss, I heard people say that cats are too fat and not good, our orange Poco is too heavy, last time it was almost seventeen pounds, other cats are about ten pounds, tomorrow morning you take it out for a walk, no, you take it out tonight.

It just so happens that you also go out for a run and lose weight.

When I first met you, I was 1.8 meters tall and 120 pounds, I said you were a little thin, but you really listened to me, and it swelled directly to 189 in a few years, hey, to be honest, if it weren't for a little emotional support, I would have wanted to break up with you.

Don't you always ask me when I'm going to get married?

Let me give you an accurate word, you lose weight quickly, I will marry you if you lose 140 pounds, or have six-pack abs or something, and train the fat on your body into tendon meat.

Even if it's important, I'm okay with that. ”

"Now that I am getting married and holding a wedding, it is estimated that the wedding photos are not good-looking, I don't know how many billions you have in your net worth, I am with you for money.

In the sugar daddy too.

All you have to do is lose weight and get married right away.

People only get fat after they get married, and you get fat before you get married, which makes me regret it. ”

Taking advantage of today's opportunity, Gao Ting simply pressed herself in her heart for nearly a year and said what she was embarrassed to say, after all, it is not a matter of dragging it out and not getting married, and she has been living together for several years, but she is really unwilling to get married like this, she still hopes that her wedding can be more perfect, not only for herself, but also for the same perfect when she gets married.

One hundred and eighty-nine pounds and one hundred and forty or fifty pounds of wedding photos, there is still a gap, although it can be made up with retouching software, but it can only deceive people who do not participate in the wedding, and only bless two sentences in the circle of friends.

You can't fool yourself and your friends and family.

Besides, wedding photos can be repaired, but how to repair ID photos?