Chapter 15: Please Call Me Meow Zetian (15)

"It still has the face to complain, and I didn't do anything to it, but I was excited for a while, and in order to thank our family's greatest hero, I kissed it for a while.

Besides, wife, you have to enforce the law impartially.

It didn't hurt anything, but if you look at my face, I'm a mother, it's really an orange cat that has exercised, and I thought I was slapped by my dad when I kicked this paw, and I felt a little numb on my left cheek.

It seems to have been injured by it.

It's too ruthless......"

Chi Xia really complained with an aggrieved face, and he didn't forget to rub his left cheek as he spoke, it hurt a lot.

Qu Jie, who has practiced the Tiger and Leopard Thunder Sound Technique, although his strength is not as good as that of a real tiger and leopard, or the cracking of mountains and rocks, is several times greater than the strength of ordinary cats.

It's basically comparable to an adult.

In addition, cat's claws are smaller than those of adults, and the force area is small, so when the same force is applied, it will inevitably bring more pain to the beaten person.

And this is already Qu Jie's restraint, if he doesn't restrain himself, to put it mildly, he can kick out a few of his teeth, so that he can experience the fun of filling his teeth in advance.

"It seems that you are indeed injured, the cat paw prints on your face are quite clear, but what did you do to Tangerine Bao, Tangerine Bao has such a good temper, it is definitely impossible to get angry for no reason, you don't bully Tangerine Bao can't speak."

If you don't say it, I'll go and watch the surveillance......"

Although Chi Xia was injured, Gao Ting didn't feel very sorry for him, after all, it was no big deal, and in the last month, Tangerine Bao's temper was much better than in the past, so she was really curious, what did Chi Xia just do?

in order to annoy the mild-tempered orange treasure.

Then Chi Xia's face was a little embarrassed, and he spoke in a hurry: "That, it's nothing."

It's completely normal play, at most, it's a little more frequent to kiss it...... But it's definitely not too much, how to describe it? Alas, yes, by the way, you have done something similar to your nephew, and what you can do to people is not too much to do to cats. ”

Speaking of this, Chi Xia felt that he was much more confident: "I think there are still fewer people in the orange treasure world."

Some cats on the Internet are quite playful, and there are more bizarre ones, and I compare them with those who are more perverted on the Internet, which can be regarded as decent. ”

"Just listening to you say that, I think you're playing quite perverted, wait, you just said that I did something similar to my little nephew, don't spread rumors."

Gao Ting, who grasped the key point in Chi Xia's words, couldn't help but constrict her pupils, and asked dissatisfiedly.

The ghost knows what indescribable things Chi Xia did to Tachibana Bao before, and even used her as a raft, saying that she also did it to her nephew, is she so perverted?

At most, she kissed her nephew's little cheek or something.

I guess I haven't done anything perverted.

Gao Ting is quite confident in this, she has never done anything excessive to her little nephew.

"Why haven't you done it, I have evidence here."

Chi Xia is also very tough, immediately took out his mobile phone to open the gallery, flipped through the photos he wanted, and showed them to Gao Ting, the mobile phone screen clearly showed a photo of Gao Ting with her mouth wide open, smiling at the camera and biting the sleeping, soft and cute, and at the same time a photo of the cheeks of her little nephew who was not yet one year old, it was a real hammer.

"So that's what you're talking about......"

"Wait, you're so pro-Tangerine?"

At this point, Gao Ting felt that she had figured out what Chi Xia had done to Tangerine Bao, and looked at him with disgust: "Although, don't you think you will get a mouth full of cat hair?" Tangerine Treasure sheds quite a lot! ”

"Well, I'll be more exaggerated, after all, Tangerine's head is much smaller than your little nephew, and my mouth seems to be a little bigger than yours.

I don't think I'm shedding......"

Although Chi Xia said this, he hurriedly licked the inside of his mouth with his tongue, checked if there was any foreign body, and found no cat hair, so he was relieved.

At the same time, Gao Ting was already able to know what he had done to Tangerine Treasure through Chi Xia's description, first looked at Tangerine Treasure with a sympathetic face, then looked at Chi Xia with disgust, and finally said:

"You've gone too far, too.

If I'm not mistaken, you swallowed half of Tangerine's head, change to someone who is several times bigger than you, swallow half of your head and hold it, are you afraid, I gently bit a small cheek, and you swallowed half of the person's head, is it a concept.

Wrong......

You can't swallow half of a cat's head.

You're not the pet owner of the whole living area.

I really deserved to be beaten......"

After speaking, Gao Ting also bent down to pick up Tangerine Bao, and reached out to hit Chi Xia's arm a few times, saying something such as Don't be afraid, your mother has already taught you a lesson to the bad guys.

It's probably the kind of coaxing children.

Although Qu Jie is not so easy to fool, it is obviously impossible to toss anything more because of this, so she can only push the boat down the river and pretend that she has been successfully fooled, and take advantage of the opportunity to be held by Gao Ting, try to straighten her body, stretch out her paws and pat Chi Xia's head, and touch his hair by the way, making a gesture of forgiving you.

Then he broke free from Gao Ting's arms with satisfaction.

Step back to the cat's nest with proud little broken steps.

"This cat is a sperm, isn't it?"

"Just now, Tangerine Po actually stretched out his paw to touch my head, why does this scene always feel a little inexplicably familiar?"

Chi Xia was a little inexplicably strange when she was touched by a cat's paw.

And Gao Ting instantly remembered the source of the famous scene where Tangerine Bao stretched out his paws and touched his head, and said with a smile:

"Have you forgotten?

After Tachibana beat the Tanuki Cat, and after the Tanuki was willing to be its little brother, it touched the Tanuki Cat's head just like it had just done, so the meaning of Tachibana is probably that he is willing to recognize you, the general of the defeated army, as his little brother.

Hahahaha, oh my god, it's so funny.

That tanuki cat is the little brother No. 1.

Even if you are a junior brother, you can only rank second. ”

"Wife, I think it's necessary to let Tangerine Treasure know about its family status, is one of its pets going to turn over and climb on my head?"

Hearing Gao Ting say this, Chi Xia also immediately figured out why he felt familiar, the clip of Tangerine Bao stretching out his paw to touch the head of the civet cat, he also had a special edit and dubbing yesterday, can it not feel familiar?

Then he got a little angry.

It's infuriating.

If he doesn't deduct some food when he turns around, he won't be surnamed Chi.

"Okay, okay, it's not a shame for you to worry about a cat alone, besides, even if you care, it's your fault, who let you use your bloody mouth first to defile our orange treasure?"

"If you're idle, you can go and clean up, the house hasn't been cleaned for a few days, I'll fry two more dishes."

Gao Ting glanced at Chi Xia, complained about him a few more sentences and pushed him out of the kitchen, and also arranged for him to clean up while he continued to cook.