Chapter 174: You Bastard

"Come on, eat it."

Qian Qi kneaded the Heavenly God Lotus Powder with water into a medicine ball, wrapped it in the Demon God Grass Leaf, and stuffed it into the mouth of the ink crow.

Then he began to wait expectantly for the crow to evolve.

The crow swallowed the medicine ball with a "grunt", and soon, a strange and exciting feeling surged into the four meridians and eight veins, its neck twisted stiffly a few times, slightly highlighting a few golden glowing veins like green tendons, and then surged to the forehead of the crow like flowing water, where a golden strange imprint in the shape of a feather wing was imprinted.

Just as Qian Qi was about to take a closer look at the brand, the brand suddenly disappeared, and the ink crow suddenly chirped, startling the birds, beasts and birds in the Black Forest to the sky, and they cried very restlessly.

The crow fell backwards on the table, his whole body convulsed, and the whole black crow body was like boiling water, and there were meat buns the size of blisters, which rolled up and down in the small crow body, making the crow close his eyes and cry out in pain.

"Quackβ€”painβ€”"

"Owner, it hurts-"

Qian Qi saw that it was crying out in pain, and immediately panicked, grabbed the system on the side and asked anxiously, "Tongzi, what's wrong with it!" It's not going to go bad! ”

[Don't worry, it's just the path that evolution and growth must take. The system said calmly, and even wanted to take a cigarette, [If you suddenly have an extra arm on your body, it must hurt.] 】

Qian Qi: "Huh? ”

As soon as she finished "ah", she saw that the rolling meat buns were all gathered in one place, and above the black wing on the right side of the ink crow, it suddenly seemed like a cocoon, giving birth to a black and bright crow feather young wing, which was unconsciously controlled by the ink crow, swaying slightly, ugly and cute.

The crow stopped screaming in pain and looked back at his new wings.

"Aha~" Qian Qi pinched the young wings with his fingers, and couldn't help but praise sincerely, "It's so ugly." ”

Ink Raven: ???

The ink crow waved the new wings not very skillfully, and came to Qian Qi's left cheek with a wing.

Qian Qi covered his face: "Hey, it hit me!" ”

System: [...... You deserve it, what is the difference between you, the garbage husband who followed up on the delivery room and said "your child is so ugly" to his wife who worked hard to give birth to a child? 】

"But it's not good-looking~" Qian Qi teased the little young wings and said with a pout, "The small ones are not asymmetrical, with 1 wing on one side and 1.5 wings on the other......"

She's a symmetryist, you know how awkward it looks to be!

"When I grow meat, my wings will grow bigger!" The ink crow angrily protected his little young wings, refused to be teased and touched by the scumbag, and said confidently, "I don't think I'm good-looking, so hurry up and let me evolve again!" ”

Evolve again, it's a four-winged ink crow, isn't that symmetrical and beautiful!

The system feels that the ink crow has come out: [Look, the oppressed ink crow has awakened! Want to make your wife look good after giving birth? You have to pay for a confinement lady to hire a nutritionist and a fitness coach! 】

[Oh ~ My dear Qian Qi ~ Do you want to make the ink crow wife more beautiful~] The system saw the stitches and hurriedly promoted, [As long as you scan the QR code below and pay 2 million, you can unlock the first chapter of the "Crow Guide" and get a beautiful wife~~~]

Qian 7: ???

Isn't that right?

"Isn't it just a cultivation method and a "Crow Guide" to buy one?" Qian Qi screamed, "Why do you want to buy the Crow Guide again!" ”

[Ouch, you and I haven't been together for a short time, don't you understand me? The system grinned, [If you don't intersperse it like this, how can you fool you into spending money to buy it at the original price? 】

Qian 7: ???

The city routine is deep, and the system routine is even deeper! Its cliff is eyeing the 2,722,160 yuan she just got from Wei Bisheng!

"Forget it, you should be ugly first, I don't dislike it." Qian Qi's scumbag smell of not wanting to spend money has completely overflowed, "Isn't it just that you can't take it out, it's no big deal!" You just leave it at home! ”

Ink Raven: ???

Mo Crow knew what it was, when Qian Qi stayed in Sikong Wang's house and entered the copy of Guyun Mountain with the little handsome guy to look for the Demon God Grass, it saw it on someone else's TV, this is a pure scumbag!

Seeing that his wife has become a yellow-faced woman, he doesn't want to take her out!

You may even find a young and beautiful secretary to cheat!

As soon as the ink crow thought of this, it couldn't help but feel sad, and it shouted heartbreakingly, "Lord of the Deed, if you dare to find a beautiful secretary behind my back, I will curse you for going to the toilet at someone else's house and pulling it out without paper!" After pulling, wiping is finished, but there is no water to flush! After pulling and wiping, there is water to flush but not to flush down! After pulling and wiping, some water washed down and floated up again! ”

Qian Qi: ?

What a mess he's learning out there!

System: Puff~

……

The C-level ink crow's evil speech spirit ability is better than that of the D-rank, and it is said that it can curse a B-level magical beast to have diarrhea in the third watch, and it is impossible for this B-level magical beast to have diarrhea in the fifth watch.

Hearing this analogy, Qian Qi was silent for a while.

She couldn't tell from this metaphor how awesome the ink crow was.

[The use of evil words still needs to rely on the master's training and pondering~ Otherwise, how can you call the beast master~] The system sang enthusiastically, [If you want to save trouble, do you want to buy the "Crow Guide" ~ The original price is 2.5 million, and now it is limited to 20% off~]

Isn't it 2 million off? You and I can't count?

Qian Qi resolutely refused to buy it, she would rather let the ink crow become a little waste that would only be strained, and would never let the profiteer system succeed!

"Don't bother me, go make a madness potion!" Qian Qi patted his ass and unceremoniously kicked the system and the crow out of the cabin to study her madness potion.

The ink crow waved his wings and wiped the sad tears from the corners of his eyes, "Alas, I'm tired of ...... after all."

The system patted the head of the ink crow, and also sighed: [Alas...... After all, it's getting more and more picky. 】

"Big brother, how do you say you can regain the heart of your rich husband?" Feeling the touch of the invisible big brother, Mo Crow couldn't help asking, "On TV, the disgusted wives are the first to get a career counterattack, so what is our Mo Crow's career?" ”

The system thought about it and pushed the crow into the vegetable garden.

The crow didn't know why, and then he saw that the soil in front of him was pit by something invisible, revealing a slender seed inside.

Mo Crow suddenly realized, "Big brother, are you saying that if I plant this seed, I can regain her heart?" ”

The system patted the crow's head with relief and wrote on the ground: "That's smart."

Finding the direction, the ink crow couldn't help but start thinking about how to farm, it definitely can't hoe the land with a hoe like Qian Qi, and it can't mix fertilizer to cultivate magic plants, the only thing it can do is ...... It's a curse.

I heard that humans hate curses, could it be that the owner of the contract doesn't like it because of this?

No, it doesn't want to be a hated crow, it wants to be a likable crow!

It wants to make the owner love it crazy, crazy for it, crazy for it, and bang against the wall for it!

The royal red eyes rolled slightly, and the ink crow's head was brightened, and it thought of a way, it jumped around the seeds in the soil pit a few times, and then muttered like a big jumper:

"Seed, seed, you are poor and helpless, and you will work hard to grow into a very healthy demon plant, you are so hard-working and motivated, but unfortunately, you will eventually be forcibly removed by an evil and scumbag president, just to treat her white moonlight patient!"

In order to stack a few more layers of evil buffs, the ink crow deliberately cursed several times.

System: Although there are so many elements of dog blood that I don't know where to start, but ......

[It's worthy of my little brother! One click! 】

In order to realize this curse, the slack-lacker Demon God Grass Seed had to work hard to grow!

Demon God Grass Seed: Who understands the family, I was knocked on the door and forcibly grew up when I slept well!

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Wow, it's time for the college entrance examination! I wish the majority of candidates a smooth college entrance examination and admission to the university of their choice~