[Didn't I say I didn't want to play with this stupid fat cat?] This is a neutered male cat, at least a female cat in heat is worthy of playing with me, right? 】

The system swore and walked towards Snowball.

"Look, didn't he come here?" Li Longji was a little proud.

Li Qingheng: Naïve.

Snowball is a snow-white Persian cat with a very beautiful body.

[Hey, your father doesn't want to play with your eunuch cat, do you hear? 】

The tanuki cat stood in front of Snowball, its fur standing on end, as if in protest.

The smile on the corner of Li Longji's mouth was slightly embarrassed, but he continued to look back.

"Meow~" The Persian cat made a clip sound.

[Don't clip with me!] I'm going to blow up! 】

"Meow~"

[Don't speak Persian cat language! I don't understand! It seems that it can't be solved through communication, only through the body! 】

"Meow!"

As soon as the system roared, it was a blow of cat and cat punch, and the speed of the punch was comparable to that of Bruce Lee, and the operation was as fierce as a tiger.

Li Longji and Guifei were stunned, and they were stunned for a moment before Yang Guifei hid behind Li Longji with a trembling voice, and said, "Shiro, Snowball......"

"Stinky cat, stop...... Qingheng, hurry up and let it stop. ”

Li Qingheng forcibly suppressed the smile in his eyes, and pretended to be serious: "Come here, infertility is not its sin, what are you doing beating it?" ”

With that, he glanced at the concubine again.

As we all know, Yang Guifei is infertility, which has always been her pain point.

Only then did the system stop, and proudly raised its head and walked towards Li Qingheng.

"It's a turn." Li Qingheng reminded.

The system hurriedly changed its pace.

After being a cat for so long, sometimes I still have nervousness and can't control my actions.

Behind him, Snowball was unharmed, but there was a puddle of yellow liquid underneath his body.

It was scared to pee.

The golden peony sleeves of the concubine were also dyed with some yellow liquid.

"Shiro, I'll clean up Snowball and change my clothes."

"Okay."

The concubine got up and took two steps, but turned back and stared at Li Qingheng.

He said angrily in his heart: "Lord Qingheng always says that Xueqiu is infertile, isn't it his fault?" ”

She can't have children, she was born like this, others avoided this matter and kept silent, but just now she emphasized it three times, making it clear that she deliberately said it to her.

She is now a concubine, who dares to say that she is not?

Li Qingheng sneered, and looked at the concubine generously: "If the concubine is angry when she hears it, she will come down and beat me." ”

Yang Guifei: "......"

She was even a little moved, but she knew that she couldn't do it.

"These two painless reproaches, I'm afraid I won't be able to relieve the concubine's anger."

Li Qingheng had a smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was joking.

But in fact, she has this attitude in her heart: The bare-bottomed one is still afraid of you wearing pants?

If you have the ability, come and beat her, anyway, she is shameless, if you can be shameless, concubine, you can also be shameless, just come over and get this evil breath out.

"That's fine."

The concubine whispered, gritted her back molars and swallowed the breath, and left surrounded by the palace maids.

Li Longji sat on the top chair, looking at the appearance of the concubine being bullied, he was a little dissatisfied in his heart, and wanted to vent his anger to the concubine.

But Qing Heng is talking about her cat, and he can't help her.

He could only jump away from the topic and asked: "I didn't see you hunting in previous years, but this year you fell in love with which Langjun did you come to, so you came to see the excitement?" ”

"Why does Grandpa Huang think that I can't participate in this hunting competition?"

Li Longji stroked his beard and laughed twice, "I see you, let's hurry up and change this riding outfit, the little girl's family should dress more decently." ”

She is a boudoir woman, where does she know what to ride and shoot.

"Holy Lord, you really underestimate the Qingheng County Lord this time, the Qingheng County Lord is good at archery, and he will definitely be able to take the lead this time!"

A man in his twenties stood up, took Li Longji's words, and looked at Li Qingheng with great admiration.

Li Qingheng stared at the man for a while, looking at his appearance, he should be an official in the court, but he didn't remember who it was.

She frowned and looked away.

"Really?" Li Longji looked incredulous, leaned back, leaning back in his chair.

Why didn't he believe that this kid Qingheng was good at archery? I hadn't seen her participate in hunting conferences before, and I hadn't heard of her archery skills before.

"The minister didn't dare to deceive the saint, the last hunting minister saw with his own eyes, the lord of Qingheng shot down the sparrow flying in the sky with an arrow, and he hit every shot."

When someone heard this, they also hurriedly spoke out to brush up their sense of existence: "Yes, Shengshang, the archery technique of the Lord of Qingheng County is definitely the first in the entire Chang'an City, and no one can beat it." ”

Li Longji listened to what they said, frowning and still not believing it.

How could Qingheng have such ability?

Could it be that these courtiers are deceiving him together?

"Holy Lord, if you really don't believe it, let the Qingheng County Lord shoot an arrow, and you will know." One of them happily came up with an idea, with a confident face.

"Yes, Holy Lord, the minister guarantees his life, and what he says is true."

Li Longji couldn't bear the urging of the two, and finally decided to let Li Qingheng show his hand.

He asked someone to bring a light bow and arrow, handed it to Li Qingheng, and then looked at her, wanting to see how many surprises she still had that he didn't know.

Li Qingheng took the bow and arrow, moved his wrist in a decent manner, raised the bow and arrow, took two steps forward, and stood on the edge of the stands.

She laboriously drew her bow and aimed it at a red flag opposite.

When Li Longji saw this scene, he twisted the beads in his hand, and his eyes were a little expectant.

"Whoosh-pop"

The arrow was fired, but it only flew two meters before it fell.

"Ahem......" Li Longji choked on his own saliva.

That's it?

Minister A: ......

Chancellor B: ??

In the cloudless blue sky, a lone bird flew by, and when it passed over their heads, it quacked twice.

Li Qingheng took two steps forward, picked up the arrow on the ground, turned around and said embarrassedly: "Grandpa Huang, I'll do it again, it's a mistake." ”

The two ministers breathed a sigh of relief.

You know, the county is not good at archery, they are guilty of bullying the king.

I also hope that the county lord can put on a good show, but don't let them lose their official positions.

Li Long basically didn't have expectations, but when he heard her say this, he couldn't help but look at it curiously.

Or, give her another chance.

Under his expectation, he saw Li Qingheng slowly pull out the bow, and this time he aimed for a long time.

The two ministers were also worried, and prayed in their hearts that the county lord would definitely shoot this time.

Don't make any moths, the county lord loses people, they lose their lives.

"Whoosh-pop"

This time it shot a little farther, at least three meters.

Minister A: It's over, it's over.

Minister B: Lord of the county...... You......

The county lord's archery skills are exquisite, they have all seen it with their own eyes, and now the county lord is deliberately doing this, he must be hiding in front of Xuanzong.

But they can't enter or retreat, and they can't tell the sage that the county lord is acting? Will the county lord let them go then?

o(╥﹏╥)o

If you knew it earlier, you shouldn't talk too much, you shouldn't do it yourself, and you can't live.

County Lord, you can still miser us.

Two resentful eyes fell on Li Qingheng.

Li Qingheng himself didn't know.

She was acting energetically at the moment, winking at Li Longji: "Grandpa Huang, I'm sorry, I made another mistake, can I ...... again?"

Li Longji took a sip of tea, and secretly regretted in his heart that he shouldn't have expected her.

"Qingheng, come here, this is not for you."

Before Li Qingheng could move, Father-in-law Gao took the bow and arrow in her hand.

Before leaving, he sighed, as if he was disappointed.

Li Qingheng could only pretend to be stiff and take two steps forward, but after sensing the two resentful gazes, she slowed down.

"Grandpa Huang, wait a minute."

She walked quickly to the two ministers and plucked two hairpins off her head at random.

Two people: ???

Please, county lord, go and harm others!

Don't come here!

"Thank you two adults for joining us, and we will have the opportunity to cooperate again next time."

“……”

“……”

The lord of the county is to exonerate them from the crime of deceiving the king, and to bring the evil water to himself.

The two looked at the jewelry lying in the palm of their hands, and suddenly felt guilty, and silently recited forgiveness ten times in their hearts.

The county lord is a minister who is abrupt......

County Lord, you are truly a living Bodhisattva.

I shouldn't have scolded you in my heart just now, I'm willing to use ...... Ten days do not eat coriander for forgiveness of sins.

"What, too little?"