Chapter 427: Happy to be a father
The first soldier said with a calm face: "Captain, I've joined the club!" ”
"Me too."
"Uh-huh, too!"
The three soldiers were outspoken.
Captain Wu was shocked, and the rest of the soldiers were also dumbfounded!
Wu Chang exclaimed: "You don't want to die! ”
The soldier smiled hesitantly: "Captain Wu, I, Jiang Jiu, hide in case of trouble on weekdays, I'm so daring, of course I'm afraid of death!" ”
The second soldier also said: "I, Zhang Yunkai, am also afraid of death." ”
The third soldier took a step towards the city wall: "Commander, unless you do it now, otherwise, if we jump the moat and swim over, we will not necessarily die!" ”
All the soldiers glanced at each other, and they all looked at the captain with some blankness.
Wu Chang snorted: "Damn, even if Lao Tzu doesn't do it, you will definitely be known by the prince, if you want to jump, jump early, save Lao Tzu from being upset!" ”
Jiang Jiu arched his hand: "Thank you, Chief Wu." ”
Wu Chang scolded angrily: "Thank you, you fucking fuck, how much do you have to do with Lao Tzu?" You jumped on the front foot, on the back foot, Lao Tzu designated to be beaten by these turtle grandchildren, and was cut by the prince, Lao Tzu jumped with you, mother, I want to eat a full meal today! ”
The soldiers were stunned.
"Captain Wu, if you jump, we won't have any good fruit to eat if we keep it, so I'll jump too!"
"That's right, Lao Tzu has long wanted to taste fairy rice!"
"Let's go together!"
……
One by one, they spoke.
Wu Chang smiled: "Okay, they are all good brothers!" Let's jump slowly, Jiang Jiu, you said the old lady was sick a few days ago? You've been to the Three Immortals Cave, right? ”
Jiang Jiu nodded: "Yes, my mother keeps talking, saying that it doesn't work, I'm in a hurry, and after I go back, I find out that my mother is fine!" My mother has been to the Sanxian Cave and saved a few catties of fairy rice, saying that she wants to give me a taste, what can I do. ”
Everyone laughed.
Zhang Yunkai said: "Isn't it, mother, Lao Tzu's mother-in-law, bring me to say, there is, you say, Lao Tzu hasn't gone home in the past few months, how the hell is this?" Lao Tzu was half angry! ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
"Congratulations, congratulations, you're happy to be a father!"
Zhang Yunkai said angrily: "Like Jiang Jiu's mother-in-law, my mother-in-law also tricked me into going back!" ”
The crowd laughed.
Zhang Yunkai said: "The palace is fucking gambled by me every month, where is the face to go back?" My mother-in-law has talked many times, what am I going to do when I go back? Scolded? My mother-in-law is in a hurry, so she said that. ”
"When I went back, I saw that my mother-in-law had nothing to do, I was happy and angry, happy that my mother-in-law did not steal a man, and I was angry that this joke was too big! Lao Tzu raised his slap at that time, and wanted to slap this girl twice! ”
"However, my mother-in-law took out this, and I didn't fight it!"
Zhang Yunkai said and took out an immortal seal from his personal pocket.
All the soldiers were amazed!
This is the immortal chapter, the immortal chapter that is rumored to be miraculous!
"Mother, this is Your Majesty, Niangniang, King Zhongyi, why is it the same as a real person?"
"This is Xianzhang! It's so beautiful, what is this made of? Why is it so bright? ”
"I heard that this immortal chapter can shine at night, isn't it?"
The soldiers kept asking.
Zhang Yunkai said: "This is the treasure of the fairy world, what do you do?" Who knows, there is indeed light on this night, just like the pearl of the night! ”
The soldiers were even more curious, and Wu Chang said: "Xianzhang will look at it later, Yunkai, you continue." ”
"Yes, go on, your mother-in-law is a messenger of the fairy chapter? Why did she give it to you? ”
Zhang Yun smiled: "She? I don't have this ability, this immortal medal is mine, she signed up instead of me, Zuo Missionary said, all soldiers who surrender to sincerity, everyone will automatically get a fairy medal, Brother Jiu, Xiao Mu, you also have one! ”
All the soldiers looked at Jiang Jiu and Xiao Mu.
The two smiled and nodded.
All the soldiers were surprised, and then looked at the three of them with envy.
Zhang Yunkai said: "Have you ever been to the Three Immortals Cave? ”
The two shook their heads.
Zhang Yunkai smiled: "I'm lucky, it just so happened that day I took turns to go to the Three Immortal Caves for a pilgrimage dinner, I have been there, and I have seen the two golden messengers left and right, and I have also eaten fairy rice and fairy beef, tsk, that taste, now that Lao Tzu thinks about it, he is still drooling!" ”
Wu Chang was about to kick: "Damn, Lao Tzu is going to drool when he says it, say something else, what did you just say about the immortal seed, what's the matter?" ”
Zhang Yunkai said: "Don't worry, listen to me slowly!" ”
"The Three Immortal Caves are on Lishan Mountain."
"Damn, who doesn't know this!"
Zhang Yunkai smiled: "After we passed, we first went to worship the three immortals, and the statue of the three immortals is a real treasure!" It is as tall as most people, it is as lifelike as a real person, extremely gorgeous, and the whole body emits an emerald green light, especially in the cave, when it is dark, it is even more amazing to see! ”
Everyone gasped.
With such a large volume, if this is made into a night pearl...... What a priceless treasure!
Zhang Yunkai said: "After the pilgrimage, we will go to the banquet, that fairy rice, alas, don't talk about this, it's very delicious anyway!" ”
"You know what? There are millions of catties of immortal rice piled up in the innermost part of the cave, which are all sent by the King of Loyalty and Righteousness with a wave of his hand! ”
"Li Chuang's Golden Messenger ......"
Wu Chang interrupted, "What is the Golden Emissary? Is there still a silver messenger? ”
Zhang Yunkai nodded: "The immortal chapter of the golden envoy has a circle of gold, and the immortal chapter is inlaid in it, which is much larger than ours, and there are silver envoys, brass envoys, and then we are like this." ”
Everyone nodded.
Zhang Yunkai said: "He let us visit the million catties of immortal rice, and then showed us three immortal seeds, that is the grain that we have never seen before, I heard Li Chuang's envoy say that he and the right envoy have eaten one of them, that kind of grain has been planted in His Majesty Jingshi's Huangzhuang Rhubarb Village, and the yield per mu is up to 8,000 catties!" ”
Everyone was stunned!
The yield per mu is 8,000 catties!
Wu Chang's voice trembled: "Is this true?" Will? ”
Zhang Yunkai snorted: "King Zhongyi, Your Majesty, the queen mother is all immortals, with a yield of eight thousand per mu, what's so strange, besides, is it necessary for the left envoy to tell a lie?" When the time comes, after our people plant, if the yield is not high, isn't this recognized? ”
Wu Chang nodded and smiled embarrassedly.
"No wonder, I can't believe it, our Shaanxi land is barren, the rain is scarce, and the yield per mu is more than 300 catties at most."
Zhang Yun laughed and said: "It's okay, I was the same as Wu Chang at the time, I was stunned, I couldn't believe my ears!" ”
One of the soldiers couldn't help but ask, "Since King Zhongyi said that these immortal seeds were given to our people to plant, why didn't the Zuo envoy follow?" ”
Wu Chang also asked: "Yes, this is the will of the immortals, and the left envoy is too bold!" ”