Qian Cai saw Hu Wei staring at the post of "tell my mother that I won't go home for dinner" and laughed happily, and immediately decided to show a ridiculing technique from an active netizen 20 years later.

Let her know what it means to speak.

Exited and found one with more than 600 comments.

When I looked closely, it was still an acquaintance: Lily Pig.

looks good, wears a seasonal white winter jacket and a black and red Scottish dress, and wears a top hat, obviously a photo just taken, and it was taken at home, looking at the decoration of the home, it should be a rich girl.

However, the photo pose is somewhat cliché, with his legs crossed on the sofa, one eye closed, and a little playful, and he can't escape it.

"It's a regular on the forum, there's a fan base, and I've had them follow this person."

Qian Cai explained to Hu Wei that he didn't look at the photos more, and directly scrolled down to comment.

It's so harmonious.

Abandoned Boy: Madara is really good-looking

Er is the only woman 〃: This MM is good, it's the spotted bamboo in our West Ancestral Hall, I don't know if I don't see it, I'm shocked when I see it!

Sad fish, "! It's called a blogger! And Lily Pig is the end of our world!

Mint Harbor: Sister Lily Pig is really beautiful, I want to pay attention to each other with my sister!

Abandoned Boy: Brothers, I looked at the Mint Harbor homepage, it's a PLMM!

No way.

Qian couldn't help but roll his eyes.

The first generation of fan girls, this is.

Then scroll down, and finally turn to an interesting one.

Pain on that day: Wow, Mint Harbor is good PL, brothers, I'm going to find her, and I'm willing to sentence me to three years!

Hu Wei, a law student, immediately understood the meaning of the sentence "sentenced me to three years", and his nose was tightly wrinkled, with a look of "I have been molested".

Qian Cai immediately logged into his account with a smile, returned to the comment, and began to reply.

Qian Cai: Punishment, friend, you haven't passed away when you're idle, and it's against art to do punishment here? Torture it closely, let me see, it's a bit of a thought, you do this, but you have to go down in the book of death! The small days are getting more and more judgmental, and this kind of new life that can not be sought in prison is just in front of Yan!

"Goose, goose, goose......" Hu Wei couldn't laugh anymore.

"Where did you get so many classic words! No, I'm going to... Haha, I'm going to copy it down and show it to Yan Shaoyu! ”

She gave full play to the strengths of a law student, and immediately understood the joke between the lines.

Qian Cai could only wave his hand: "Hey, Zhang San taught me." ”

Qian Cai doesn't care if she can think of today when she sees these Zhang Sanjiao eighteen years later, and she is unscrupulous now.

After a while, Qian Cai commented under a blogger's aphoristic copywriting "Danqi countermeasures 3,000 words, and the title of the gold list is five-color spring".

Qian Cai: Some people are born to be scholars, and some people are born to be Staff.

(staff:wage earners)

Hu Wei stood behind him, watching him post some hilarious replies, laughing and rubbing his head.

That is, Hu Wei can be so unscrupulous in rubbing the forbidden area of Qian Cai's knowledge, and if he changed someone else, he would have been slapped away by him.

Qian Cai was leaving golden sentences everywhere, and before he could play for half an hour, the phone on the table rang.

It's Jiang Youwei.

"What's wrong?" The money was pressed hands-free, and it did not affect him to continue to operate in the slightest.

"Chairman, your fans have risen to more than 13,000! Now Ling's fans rank second, two thousand lower than Zhang Guorong! ”

"Huh? You've put my number on the front page? Qian Cai said with a glare.

"No, but your number is certified!"

", I'm a business owner with certification, and I can't compare with celebrities, I haven't even posted news."

"Your comments in various comment areas have been followed by tens of thousands of people, and the background comment area of your personal homepage is not closed, netizens can see it!"

"Lie C..."Qian Cai suddenly remembered that Hu Wei was behind him, and braked on his mouth.

This comment recording feature was specially developed by him for the team, just to get better interactivity and improve the click-through rate, but he actually forgot about it.

I hung up the phone in a hurry and opened the comment history on my personal homepage.

Wo Nyima.

The posts that commented on them all became trending posts.

casually open a photo of a young man who cut paper by himself.

He just replied here with a ", this young man!" ”

Open the comment area, and below a water of ", this young man!" ”

Then opened a photo Weibo of a girl standing in front of the steamed bun shop.

"Sister, you are not dressed correctly, if you have big waves, a one-step skirt, black silk high heels and red lips, the uncle will go in to buy buns every day when he passes by."

The "girl" below is brushed together..."

There is an occasional sentence "What is a one-step skirt?" ”

The following sentence replied, "Just follow in the footsteps of Mr. Qian, what about so much nonsense?" ”

Then another wave of rhythm ......

Qian Cai was stunned, and after half an hour of hard work, he it off...

When he commented just now, he also explained to Hu Wei that this was said by an old man he had seen when he was shopping, and he thought it was very funny, a one-step skirt is so short that it can only be taken just one step, and the skirt will be gone away if the action is bigger, let's do it, explain it for a long time.

But he will see so many replies, and he feels that he can't explain it.

However, netizens don't seem to care about his discipline at all, and patronize the rhythm.

"So many replies!" Hu Wei was also surprised when he saw it.

He was stunned for a while, but he didn't answer, and then looked for the answer in his personal comment reply area, opened it in reverse order, looked at it one by one, and finally found the track.

The "copyable" comment just now.

The first comment to reply to him was: Why is there a pattern after this person's name? It looks so advanced!

Article 2: I*, Chairman! I went to his personal homepage and read it! He's the boss of NIO!

Article 3: I*, really!

Article 4: The strip is coming, brothers withdraw quickly!

Article 5: The chairman is so funny to speak~

Article 6: Government, I will confess, I will give all the explanation!

…

"Ergou, are you on fire..."Hu Wei suddenly said in a tentative tone.

"It seems to be..."

Qian Cai said, feeling cold in his heart, he felt that he was getting farther and farther away from a positive business leader.

Then I watched it for a while, and in the pain of losing nothing, I began to look at the replies one by one.

It's all about following the trend.

It wasn't until I saw a whole bunch of discussions about myself under the comment section of the second motivational copywriter blogger who just commented.

"How much money does the chairman of NIO have?"

"At least tens of millions!"

"Tens of millions? Upstairs, are your feet off the ground? ”

"Get a web page, so rich? -_-: I don't believe it! ”

"You know a fart, there are hundreds of millions of people! Our newspapers in Shanghai have reported that he may be the richest man in Shanghai! NIO supermarket, NIO mineral water! It's all his! One or two thousand supermarkets! I don't tell him about ordinary people! ”

"Thank you!"

"One or two thousand! Zhao Erqiang, who has opened two large supermarkets in our county, heard that he is the richest man in the county! Rich! He opened a thousand? ”

"Hurry, hurry! The chairman has replied to a new Weibo! ”

"Upstairs, send a name"

"You just click on his profile."

On the whole, it can be seen that netizens in this year are still relatively simple, and some stalks are coming down from the Internet.

Qian only read more than 100 comments, and then opened his private message.

More than half of them are bloggers who post content asking for comments, some want to follow each other as friends with him, some say that his mother is sick, can you lend him some money, and some ask him directly how much money he has...

The number of abnormal people has reached almost 30%.

Under his leadership, netizens have thoroughly understood the game of the opinion leader's rhythm, and they are tired of it.

After Qian Cai found out about this problem, he immediately closed his personal access, and stopped commenting, wanting to return Weibo to a bright sky.

I just looked, and didn't speak.

Soon, he found that netizens had evolved.

The various comment areas began to spontaneously take on a rhythm.

"Where's my eldest brother?"

"My eldest brother is gone,, this young man."

"Big brother said that the atmosphere is baked here, and it's not appropriate for me not to leave!"

"Haha... The eldest brother was taken away by the strip."

"I think you're right, but I personally think that this pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of this screw is likely to directly affect the torque of the excavator, and the moment you smash it in, it will produce a large amount of high-energy protein, commonly known as high-quality protein, which will seriously affect economic development! Even the Pacific Ocean, as well as the chargers, will cause a certain amount of nuclear contamination! Water full of 120 words"

"-eating you! Go find my big brother! ”

"Brother Tiaozi is right!"

After half an hour's effort, Qian always relied on his own efforts to update the Internet terminology.

Qian always wants to cry without tears.

There's no way, damn it, if it goes on like this, the Internet police department will expand its establishment in advance.

Qian picked up the phone and called the network company.

…

Fifteen minutes later, Qian Cai stood by the windowsill, looking out the window with a melancholy and deep look, a photographer was taking pictures of his back from a different angle, and Hu Wei was covering his mouth and smiling and watching.

"There must be sunshine, and I must be photographed a little taller."

“… Good chairman. ”

Half a day.

"Alright, chairman, can you take a look at this line?"

The photographer took a digital camera and brought up a photo for the money to look at.

The screen is very small, and the shooting is quite far, and Qian has only watched it for a long time, and he is a little dissatisfied.

"This is my first Weibo... Well, you can take it and let them photoshop it for me, and make sure it gets a little bit of sunshine, okay? ”

"Okay."

The photographer turned to leave.

"Wait." Qian hurriedly stopped him.

The photographer turned back.

Qian Cai said with a serious face: "Remember to stretch my legs a little longer." ”

“… Good chairman. ”

"Flutter." Hu Wei didn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter.

……

Half an hour later, Weibo was already boiling over the search for the eldest brother, and the eldest brother finally posted the first Weibo.

The sunlight in the photo is just right, and a tall, handsome and deep back is standing in front of a huge floor-to-ceiling window.

"When you can't see the future clearly, you hold on a little longer than others. (Please promote the positive energy of the society together)"

Less than two minutes after it was sent, comments poured in.

"Big brother, what kind of energy is positive energy? Is it a high-quality protein? ”

"Big brother, don't insist, the strip is coming, run away!"

"Look at the big brother's situation, it's going to jump."

"Brothers, resist the eldest brother!"

"Let Big Brother go first! Attention points ahead, don't step on the big brother! ”

Qian Cai turned off the comment function in his personal settings with a black face.

If it doesn't close, the suona team will come.

"Hahaha......"

Hu Wei behind him has not stopped laughing since the morning.

……

When Qian Cai sent Hu Wei back, he was holding a bottle of water in his hand.

"Goose!" Hu Wei hiccuped again.

"Tilt your head and take ten sips!"

Qian Cai angrily handed over the water and gave her a burp.

(Make up for yesterday)

(End of chapter)