Volume 2 Chapter 13 Goodbye Tears
Although the ball of light on everyone's heads did not shrink, and their physical strength did not recover in the slightest, it was still the same as when they were on the fifth floor, but after all, they came to the fourth floor and were a little farther away from the spire, and everyone couldn't help but feel a lot more energetic.
"Go on!"
"Take a break!"
"What a break!"
"There must still be a god general!"
"Not necessarily, right?"
While everyone was chattering, a loaf of bread had already tied the black thread to his left arm. He was going to go on. He untied the iron from his waist and transformed it into an axe.
A cake looked at the Tai Miao real person, and the Tai Miao real person bowed slightly. He turned and slashed hard at the staircase. Sure enough, it was "Bang!" again! A loud bang.
"Be careful!" When a pie poked out of his feet, a fat girl's nervous voice came from behind.
A golden light flashed, and another general in golden helmet and armor appeared in front of Yibai's eyes. The same mustache, the same little eyes, the same dripping and spinning.
"Chi Five!" A cake of surprise and jaw was about to fall.
"What Chi Five?! I am the tower guard god He Si! The god general angrily brandished the golden serpent spear in his hand.
"But you look the same as Chi Wu!" Yibai couldn't help but look him up and down.
"What's the same? I'm so much more energetic than my brother! Then He Si proudly played his mustache.
"Oh ... That... "I don't know what to say.
"Well, are you the guy who broke my fifth brother?" He Si asked with a frown.
"What? Is he alright? “
"What's the matter! It's just uncomfortable, humming in bed! Then He Si stared straight at the divine iron in his hand.
"Can I touch it?" He Si swallowed and foamed.
"Be careful!" Hanyu immediately shouted.
"Touch it!" But a loaf of bread graciously handed over the big axe. Everyone couldn't help but "chuckle" in their hearts.
"I think you're going to forget it!" Tai Miao Zhenren said suddenly.
"That's right! That's right, too! Then He Si looked at her, and retracted his hand very unwillingly.
"Little fat man, how do you compare?" He Si raised his head and stared at a cake.
"I say?"
"It's better than eating! Kill one by one! Mei Niang immediately screamed.
"Hey, you little demon, you have to force me to kill you first!" He Si said and stretched out the snake spear to Mei Niang.
"Let's return the balls!" A cake quickly blocked the front. I was a little tired of it just now, but now I'm a little hungry.
"You think I'm stupid?! It's not better than eating, it's better than drinking! He Si rolled his eyes slyly.
"I don't know how to drink!" A loaf of bread is true.
"Who said drinking! Let's have tea! Before the words fell, He Si put away the snake spear and took out two teapots.
"Okay!" A loaf of bread replied at once. Such a small pot, even if it is a yang fire and a yin fire, it will be released.
"Hey, hey! Ok, good, good! He Si smiled gloatingly, and reached out to hand over a teapot.
A cake quickly reached out to catch it, and it was really heavy. How could such a small pot of tea be so heavy? He couldn't help but feel uneasy. Sure enough, after just a dozen sips, he felt that something was wrong, and the water in this pot seemed to be not lacking at all. Look at He Si again, holding the spout in his mouth, and he is snorting freely.
"His pot is empty!" Mei Niang said suspiciously
"That's right! Maybe it's just empty! Hanyu Yin and Yang responded strangely.
"Humph! What kind of god general! Mei Niang pouted.
He Si rolled his eyes in anger and quickly pulled the spout out out of his mouth so that they could see the tea flowing into his mouth.
In the blink of an eye, the time of a pillar of incense passed, and a cake and He Si were still drinking. All mouths were wide open in surprise.
"Hey, huh... Are you alright? He Si hiccuped and looked at a cake with a look of fear on his face.
"I'm fine! I started to get more and more supportive, but now I don't feel anything, but I feel so happy! Ichibame paused and said.
"Hey, Si'er Divine General, you haven't said how to win or lose?" Hanyu couldn't help but ask.
"Drink it all!" He Si gritted his back molars and said.
It was another pillar of incense, and He Si was obviously a little unbearable, the angle of the teapot was getting lower and lower, and the flow of water poured into his mouth was getting smaller and smaller. A cake couldn't help it, but it wasn't that he couldn't drink it, he was drinking a little troublesome. He subconsciously tugged at his belt.
"Hey! Don't pee! Frightened, He Si hurriedly put down the teapot.
"No, no, I'm Songsong!" As he spoke, a cake's chest suddenly lit up.
"Tears!" The chubby girl immediately screamed.
A cake suddenly realized, no wonder he suddenly didn't feel supported, it turned out that it was the tears that blocked him again. The benefits that Uncle Shi said at the time probably include this.
"Alright! All right! Don't flash! He Si immediately jumped to the side. The light vanished in an instant.
"Alas, this is really providence!" He Si looked up at Taimiao Zhenren: "Now I know how to Liuhe!" ”
Tai Miao Zhenren nodded hurriedly.
"Little fat man, do you know what's in this pot?" He Si didn't wait for a cake to answer, and then said: "This is filled with water from all over the world, four seas and three rivers!" Everyone gasped.
"I said I can't finish it!" A cake rubbed his belly, and it was fake that he didn't hold it at all.
"The average person can't drink it for a long time! It's all in your way! He Si pointed to the chest of a cake.
"Yes, these lotus seeds have to be thanked for it!" A cake looked at the five hell lotus seeds that were still spinning around his waist.
"I can't win with it! Goodbye, little fat man! Before the voice fell, He Si disappeared.
"Goodbye?" Cheng Yan repeated with some excitement.
"Looks like we're going to get out!" Hong Kun and Jin Guishan looked at each other and smiled.
"Real person, let's move on!" A cake hurriedly turned around and asked for a real person. She smiled and nodded.
No accident, just after stepping into the stairs of the third and second floors, a general with golden helmets and armor appeared again. Needless to say, they must be twin brothers.
"Divine General, what is your name?" Yibao simply asked first.
"I, the tower guard god Pu San!" The god will obviously be much more stable, although the eight-character Xiaohu is also jumping and jumping.
"Won't it?" Mei Niang suddenly shouted. Park San couldn't help glaring at her.
"What?" Hanyu asked puzzled. Mei Niang hurriedly whispered in her ear, and Han Yu's little face turned red all of a sudden.
"Than what?" One cake immediately put away the big axe.
"Not comparable! A cake, let's not compare! What kind of god is this, is this completely a demon! Han Yu suddenly rushed over.
"I don't compare! Compare yourself to him! Pu San suddenly pointed the snake spear at Hanyu. Hanyu froze suddenly.
"What?" Mei Niang was immediately anxious.
"One, two, three..." Pu San ignored it, the tip of the spear pointed at Mei Niang and the fat girl, and when he saw Tai Miao Zhenren, he paused, and then turned to Cheng Yan and Mo Yan stiffly.
"Four, five! Alright, I'm going to transform them into five identical beauties now, and you're going to have to pick out this rabbit from among them! The corners of Pu San's mouth couldn't help but crack.
"And then?" Mei Niang asked eagerly.
"No more! If you pick the right one, you will go down! If you make a mistake, please go back! Park San shook his head mockingly at Mei Niang. Mei Niang hurriedly blocked her little face with the fox's tail.
"But..." Yibi looked at Hanyu at a loss, and Hanyu also looked at him at a loss.
"But what? Here we go! No turning, no peeping! I saw that Pu San Golden Snake Spear waved, and a piece of black cloth covered the eyes of a cake.
Immediately, Pu San lined up Hanyu and the others in a row. Seeing that the ink smoke was soft and collapsed, he couldn't stand at all. He slapped her ball of light again, and the ball of light immediately shrank in a circle, and Ink Smoke immediately straightened up.
"Wow, Brother God, you're so powerful!" Mo Yan exclaimed.
"Hey, little dish! Side dishes! "Park San is so happy.
"Not really! You've come back a lot! Mo Yan said sincerely.
"Where! Where! I said, you can't just do it, don't cultivate! ”
"You can see that?"
"Not really! This is your weakest! Practice, practice, practice! If you want to cultivate, you must also do it! ”
"Oh ... But I... ”
"Hey! You're not done! "Hanyu really can't bear it anymore.
"Humph!" Pu San also knew that he was out of shape, and hurriedly glared at Hanyu and waved his hands.
In an instant, they became exactly the same quintuplets beauties. I saw them, their skin was like snow, their eyes were like water, their lips were like fire, they were wearing pink emerald cigarette shirts, pink pleated skirts, and pink thin smoke veils on their shoulders.
"Not bad! Not bad! "Park Sam is like a painter who appreciates his own work.
"It's still bare... Before Mei Niang finished speaking, Pu San blew lightly, immediately sealing their small mouths and making them unable to move.
Pu San immediately waved his left hand, and a white curtain rose in mid-air, blocking the middle of a cake and them, and then he waved his right hand indiscriminately, changing the positions of the five of them several times, and then he was satisfied with the black cloth on the eyes of a cake.
"Alright!" Pu San pulled a piece of bread and turned around.
"What's wrong?" Ichibashi rubbed his eyes vigorously.
"Tell me who is the rabbit and I'll count you as a winner!" Park San looked excited. Only then did the cake see clearly, and five pairs of pink and white little feet were exposed under the curtain.
"Just by looking at your feet?" Yibi looked at Park San in disbelief.
"That's right! Whether a beauty is beautiful or not, you have to look at the feet first! Park San swallowed as he spoke.
Yibai didn't say anything more, and thought to himself: "This guy is really more obscene than Yaoyao!" ”
He originally planned to find the fattest one first, and then eliminate them one by one, but when he looked closely, these five pairs of feet were not only white and tender, but even the size was completely the same, and he was at a loss for a moment.
"You can take a closer look!" Park San seems to be more anxious than a cake. Yibae had to frown and lean over, damn, even the nails were cut to one side.
"You can smell it!" Park Sam suggested while swallowing foam, as if winning or losing was no longer important. Yibagu almost wanted to turn around and slap him. Forget it, but you have to find a way! Countless thoughts were churning in his head.
"It's okay to touch it!" Pu San couldn't help but stretch out his hand as he spoke, but immediately quickly took it back.
However, as soon as he stretched and retracted, a cake suddenly remembered something! He hurried over again. One pair, two pairs, three pairs, four pairs, just when the heart of a cake was about to cool to the end, the shallow thing finally appeared on the ankles of the fifth pair of feet!
"This is Hanyu! No, it's a bunny! A cake immediately jumped up. Pu San was stuck there all of a sudden.
"Definitely! Let us go down the tower! As he spoke, he walked towards the top of the stairs.
"Wait!" Pu San hurriedly blocked in front of a cake, and then said extremely unwillingly: "I have made them not bad at all, I can't tell them myself, how can you see it?" ”
"Don't tell him!" Han Yu suddenly shouted.
"Oh!" One cake immediately closed his mouth.
"Hey! Can't you say it secretly? Park Sanyang begged.
"No way!" Hanyu Silver Tooth said with a broken heart.
"Forget it! Never mind! I don't ask! Na Pu San was so angry that he waved his hand, and Han Yu and the other five immediately returned to their original form.
"What's the matter with you two?" Mei Niang looked at Hanyu suspiciously.
"It's not going on!" Han Yutu said with a slightly red face.
"Nothing happened? You can be recognized by your feet! Mei Niang's tail stood up.
"I'm so curious, too!" The chubby girl also came over.
"Oops! Hurry up and get off the tower! Hanyu looked up and saw that Tai Miao's real person was also staring eagerly at him.
"Real people?! YOU ALSO ... Hanyu lowered her ears helplessly: "Tell them!" ”
"Oh! Originally, the Hanyu girl was practicing in the moon pier, but one day she was bitten by me. A cake said with a guilty face.
"Hee-hee..." Park San couldn't help but laugh lewdly.
"Hey, you won't say, don't say it!" Hanyu rushed forward.
"This dead fat man, he catches rabbits in the moon pier all day long! As a result, one day, I was sleeping underground, and he suddenly came to the ground, and before I could react, he bit one of my feet! These, Senior Brother Hong can testify! ”
"Oh? Oh, indeed! Hongkun couldn't help but snort.
"Alas, they all blame me! not only bit her lame foot, but also made her a complete waste of immortality! Yibai looked at Hanyu in shame.
"Wow, you're so ruthless!" Mo Yan suddenly said. The big head of the pie immediately drooped.
"What does that have to do with you telling?" Park Sam asked impatiently.
"yes? yes?" Mei Niang couldn't help but ask.
"Tooth marks! You've become exactly the same, but I'm still biting the tooth marks! “
"Hahahaha, I see! I see! Pu San looked at the top of the tower and laughed wildly, and then disappeared.