Really, rich overnight!

Li Pan didn't sleep well all night.

It's not because the newly repaired apartment has been permeable again, this time the company didn't report for repair, and the northwest wind is whistling.

But we're rich!

500,000 yes!

Although it's a life exchange, and it's a suspicion of eating soft rice......

But half a million yes!

Li Pan didn't even have the legal heart to cultivate, so he flipped through all kinds of shopping websites, thinking that hehehe, Lao Tzu has 500,000, what should I buy!

Pay the loan first? Don't worry about where there are such cost-effective interest-free loans now, let's use them first.

So what to buy? Prosthetics? Roadster? Apartment? Why don't you skip a meal? It's not a nutritional paste with Mewtwo, it's just that kind of real rice? Yes, yes, set a table, it's so expensive, it's better to eat wontons, 500,000, 25,000 bowls of wontons! When will this be eaten? Why don't you go downstairs and eat? Alas, but in the cafeteria and the academy, they have already eaten, and they are packed back, so let's do it tomorrow.

As a result, he struggled all night, and in the end, Li Pan didn't buy anything, so he lay on the sofa and fell asleep. He wants to experience the rush of a rich man waking up from a dream!

Then the next day he opened his eyes.

"Citizen Li Pan, the tax system detected that your account had a huge fluctuation higher than the deviation value the day before, and there was a large amount of money flow in the review, based on the anti-money laundering law, your account has been frozen, please wait for the audit and assessment, if there is any problem, you can file an appeal......"

"——!!!!"

Li Pan was about to have a nervous attack.

"Tax office! Cao Nima! ”

The Taxation Bureau, the true strongest king of the heavens and all worlds.

Tax auditor, one of the strongest hacking organizations in QVN, is not one.

The tax office is responsible for collecting taxes on all companies, all citizens, within the jurisdiction of the system. It is used to maintain the daily maintenance and operation of public facilities such as public safety systems and scientific ethics committees.

By the way, the company seats of the Supreme Security Committee are also ranked according to the amount of tax paid by the tax bureau.

So you get the idea.

If you don't pay taxes, whether you are an ordinary citizen or a company director, the tax office has the power to kick you out of the entire system.

The crystallization of the entire human civilization based on the QVN virtual network and the public safety system framework cannot be linked or applied by you.

Some people think, what's this? Isn't it just a disconnection? Can't live if you're off the internet?

Of course, you can still live, but in fact, there are not networked people, and there are many people outside the system. Such as bankrupts in the ghetto, unlogged cyborgs, gangs in the neighborhoods, murderers in the sewers, exiles in the wastelands outside the city, rebels in distant frontiers......

If you don't have a problem with them, you can evade taxes.

The tax office, watching you.

"Hasty, hasty, hasty!"

Li Pan dragged the sofa up and beat him violently before he could control his emotions.

Absolutely, Nyima absolutely. He forgot about the existence of the tax office!

Well, because he only has two thousand and a half a month, the tax bureau is idle to check on him?

What's more, Li Pan is a military orphan and a reservist, a serious worker, a legal citizen with various bonus protection, and a lot of invisible welfare policies and tax reduction qualifications, and various tax rebate preferences, so the actual tax threshold is actually much higher than the basic standard of 20,000 yuan per month set by the tax bureau for the wage earners.

Of course, his two thousand five hundred yuan is still a little far from the standard and even the tax line, so he has indeed never been checked.

However, due to the fact that in one day, the turnover of 1.5 million yuan is far higher than Li Pan's annual salary, which directly triggers the red line of deviation value warning, and the tax bureau does not check it!

In short, if you are found, you will have to pay taxes.

Of course, the regulations of the tax bureau are engraved at the core of each system, and the broken line can also be queried.

Li Pan checked on the Internet, but fortunately, he was not laundering money, and Yeshi and Wuche also made guarantees, so whether they filed a complaint or not, this procedure is legal and compliant, and the account will be unsealed sooner or later.

And even if the account is frozen, the loan will be repaid normally, as long as there is a credit guarantee from the company, he can continue to take out the loan, except that he can't pay cash, but it will not affect his normal life.

The question is only how much to make up this time.

According to the regulations of the tax bureau, whether it is a verbal transaction or a private contract, it is a relative's inheritance, or an anchor tip, or even a roadside begging. As long as you accept gifts from others, you will definitely have to pay taxes.

If it is a gift in kind, maybe the tax bureau is not good at valuation, but take the public network cash transfer? Please, don't challenge the professionalism of the tax auditors, okay?

In short, the gift tax is an excess progressive tax rate in this year. If the amount of income in a single day is between 100,000 and 10 million, the tax rate is 30%.

So since the tax bureau has found out this money, it will take 300,000 yuan.

Well, that's 200,000 left for him, yes......

"Ahh

Li Pan jumped up and beat the sofa violently.

In the end, Li Pan adjusted his mentality, walked out of the apartment in a daze and went to work on the subway.

Ah, the street lights are so dazzling, is this what poverty tastes like......

"Yo."

Li Pan raised his eyes weakly and looked at the person who suddenly flashed out of the wonton stand and stopped in front of him.

This is a big man with a height of two meters, his hair tied with a paratrooper rope, wearing a sweat vest, armed pants, labor protection boots, and a motorcycle jacket.

Looking at the facial features, he is also an Asian, a native of the Northeast Asian plateau, with a beard and dark skin, obviously a field worker who often runs to the construction site, a single-molecule dagger and a revolver on the belt, ballistic assistance on the left and right hands, and three huge scars on the left side of the face, as if he was grabbed by something, so he changed his prosthetic eyes, and his body was full of scars and iron nails, as if he was put together by pieces of minced meat.

The man grinned, showed his white teeth, and greeted Li Pan,

"Yo."

Li Pan looked at him, and the decadence and powerlessness of Fang Cai quickly faded as if they were washed by the torrent, and the hairs on his back stood up one by one.

What is this horse riding?

The man grinned, still staring at Li Pan,

"Yo."

"Yo Nima, yo!"

Li Pan grabbed his hand and realized that the boy had forgotten to bring it, so he patiently took the formal suit and exposed the 'black kite' on his waist.

"What's the matter! Want to do two more? Come on! ”

In fact, there is no need to introduce himself, Li Pan also knows that in a place like the Night Capital, which is rotten and corrupt, there are no serious things, and the real monsters are all from outside.

And such a monster is not something that can be encountered by just two steps on the road.

It was the first time Li Pan had seen a guy who had fallen deeper than him.

No, maybe it's already 'seen'.

So, like a newborn dragon, he meets an old giant tiger head-on.

Threatening, tyrannical, excited, the potential in the bones is suddenly stimulated.

Yes, this man is a three-headed dog, and he should be the guy who shot him twice, a real monster.

"Do you eat ravioli or not."

The man on the opposite side suddenly raised his finger and pointed,

"I'll ask you."

Then he turned and walked into the wonton stand,

"Two more bowls."

Li Pan was silent for a while, suppressing the urge to draw a gun and shoot it, and also stood at the table with a bowl.

"What, it's not enough to shoot Lao Tzu twice, but also to help his comrades avenge?"

"Revenge for a fart."

The man leaned back on the table and turned his head while eating wontons and said,

"Hey, my account is frozen. You're, you're being targeted for that little money, you're actually a poor ghost. ”

Li Pan never imagined that as soon as the other party opened his mouth, he would stab himself in the heart, and even the wontons were not fragrant for a while.

"! The tax office calculates the deviation value! Why are others okay, you have something! You're not a poor ghost too! ”

"Rub! Are you fighting with you about who is poorer? ”

The man chewed the wonton angrily, took out a data card from his trouser pocket, and slapped it on the table.

"This is a copy of the video footage of the shooting you the night before yesterday, and the identity information was edited and forged. I submitted this evidence to the team, and only then did I complete the mission, and the matter between you and the three-headed dog was settled. Understand? ”

Li Pan frowned, "Why hasn't it been settled yet, slowly, I have called you all the money." ”

"Rub!" The man squinted at him with his right eye,

"You want to be beautiful, only 500,000 to let the three-headed dog let you go? You know how much a spider costs! How much do they miss you? Isn't one point enough to fight the tooth sacrifice?

It was you who knocked on the door and put a gun on Lao Tzu's head, and I just sold the Ye clan a face! ”

The man snorted and ate all the wontons, raised his head and drank the wonton soup, before he wiped his mouth,

"In short, Lao Tzu's account can't stand up to checking, if you can't handle it, I'll finish the task and slip away. Are you really afraid of them?

And said okay, it's 500,000, not a single cent, how much the tax bureau deducted from me, you have to make up for me. ”

Li Pan squinted, looked at the data card, and then looked at the man,

"Then I might as well kill you and save 500,000 yuan, what do you think?"

The man scoffed,

"Rub! I'll give you a face, you're still energetic!

The three-headed dog doesn't lack my gun, not to mention that if you really have that ability, what are you looking for your horse to do, let's continue to do it. I'm staring at you. ”

He clasped his teeth, took out a data card from his trouser pocket and slapped it on the table.

"Boss, don't look for it. Yo, let's go first. ”

Li Pan frowned, but still didn't shoot this person from behind.

After all, no matter how awesome the other party's personal ability is, it's just a gun, K In a word, he didn't obediently take the money to reconcile.

But that's it, Li Pan doesn't plan to look for K anymore, it's not really a soft meal.

And the owner of the wonton shop came over to collect his wrist, took the card and swiped it, "tsk", and complained to Li Pan,

"What are you looking for! Broomboy! Your friend squatted all night and ate forty bowls! That's just 100 black coins for me, how do you want me to settle the bill! ”

Li Pan was also speechless, then you told him, why, don't you dare to squeak when you see people's parents being fierce?

But seriously, this bastard, should he suddenly have money, so he ate a big meal first, and then found that his account was frozen, so he has been waiting for him here......

The boss is still nagging,

"Broomboy! I have a small business and no place to launder money! If you get caught, you have to be fined! If you don't have the money to pay rent, you're going to go bankrupt! You don't want my Ah Zhen to go to the sea to be **! ”

"! Your Ah Zhen is my! Oops, hey, don't do it! Okay, okay, okay, let's do it, give me the black money, I have a channel, the food money will be counted on my account, and I will pay you back next month. ”

"Okay, broom boy, I watched you grow up, and I fed you a lot of soup! Believe you once, you don't want to die! ”

"Okay, okay, I promise to live until next month to pay back your money."

Li Pan is also in debt now. Although the wontons at the door are not very clean, they can't eat the dead, and they can taste some meat, and among the neighbors, they can pull a handful.

Of course, it's definitely not because there is anything between him and Ah Zhen, although he used to play ball to eat wontons, if Ah Zhen looked at the stall, he would always secretly give him a few more, and always give her father a few more points, but this girl also took the college entrance examination this year, if she went to the sea because of this, it would be really miserable.

But the windfall really can't be kept, the tax bureau intervened sideways, and he was on the verge of bankruptcy, but the tax bureau is awesome, what can you do? Look at that three-headed dog, Made's wounded, I don't know how many years she has worked at the border, how many people have survived, don't you have to hold it the same, what can you do?

Anyway, let's unfreeze the account first.

Li Pan is a company employee, a serious citizen, Zhengda and Guangguang act in accordance with the rules, and it is much more convenient to submit an application for tax payment to the tax bureau.

So Li Pan didn't feel distressed, and he didn't bother to raise any review appeals, so he directly submitted for back taxes, and paid 300,000 yuan in one go to unfreeze, and there were only 200,182.27 left in the account.

But his things are simple, and the three-headed dog is a bit troublesome. This guy has a bunch of black money in his hand, and he can't stand up to investigation at all.

After all, to prove that it was a 'gift' and not money laundering, you have to submit a report to the tax office stating the reason.

The Wuche Academy did it very well, and submitted the monitoring data of Akiyama Ayako and others who hacked into the access control of Li Pan's apartment, and NCPA issued a written report of 'burglary' and 'damage to public property', and the principal came forward to apologize and pay for it privately.

But on the three-headed dog's side, everyone is hiding in the dark to fight, and no one is clean, whether it is Li Pan killing people in the Taiping District, or using a sniper rifle in the safety area, it is an illegal act, not to mention that if the three-headed dog boss finds out, this sniper and Li Pan will be in trouble if they reconcile privately.

One thing to say, this thing is indeed too rough for K......

No, considering that people usually ride the Kusanagi sword, they may really not expect that the transfer of 500,000 yuan will have a fluctuation of the super-deviation value in the accounts of these two poor ghosts, which will directly lead to the tax bureau......

Ahem, in short, if you take the road of 'gifting', it will definitely not work, not to mention that you have to pay another 150,000 in taxes, and the three-headed dog is determined to receive 500,000 yuan, which means that considering the 30% tax rate, Li Pan has to give at least 215,000 more......

I'm going to die......

This Nima only received 1 million yesterday, and today he still owes 15,000???

Seriously, is there really no problem with Nima in this world???

But fortunately, Li Pan still has a formal job of 2,500 yuan a month, so after clocking in early and studying the company's rules and regulations, Li Pan still thought of a way.

After all, this is a capitalist society!

The company is the master, so of course everyone is encouraged to open a company to do business!

Although the gap between rich and poor is huge, it is also an era of high consumerism and waste due to the overdeveloped commodity economy.

As a result, those who are really rich will try their best to use the rules to circumvent the high 'gift tax' and 'inheritance tax', and a typical example is the use of 'consumption tax'.

For example, starting a company, doing business, selling it to the right hand with the left hand, earning subsidies and tax refunds, and producing a lot of low-value garbage to avoid tax fraud and write off accounts.

It's not that the tax bureau is unaware of this kind of operation, but the question is, if the company is not allowed to do this, where can it get so many cheap civilian goods to support the vast majority of the poor people in the world who can't earn a few hundred yuan a month?

So here's where the opportunity lies.

The 'gift tax' is 30 percent, but the 'consumption tax' is only 3 percent!

That's right! In order to promote the post-war reconstruction of 0791 and avoid institutional turmoil, the Inland Revenue Department has granted a tax reduction for 0791 goods! Except for a few luxury goods, most of the 'consumption tax' in the night capital has been reduced from 13 percent to 3 percent! Plummeting by 10 percent! This is the root cause of the large-scale dumping of 0791 by the Yeshi Group! Just pull things to 0791 and turn around! Make a profit!

The monster company is actually doing this kind of thing, to put it bluntly, you sell a monster at a sky-high price, and the honest tax company is going to collapse, and it's not carefully mixed in the warehouse to hide, and you don't dare to declare and pay insurance normally.

Therefore, Li Pan's plan is also very simple, the 500,000 yuan transferred to the three-headed dog has already happened, it is frozen, and the tax will be paid, so save some money within the scope of the rules.

As long as the 500,000 yuan for the three-headed dog is changed from a 'gift' to a 'payment', and the 'consumption tax' is paid, it will only be 15,000 yuan, and the 15,000 yuan will be regarded as a 'gift', and the excess progressive tax rate will be 10 percent.

Even if this matter is stabbed at the head office level, it is just the acting general manager using the company's warehouse containers to stock up on private goods, seriously, considering the nature of the monster company, this is a big deal, whether the completely normal business operation is good, the logistics department will knock on a chapter.

As for the three-headed dog...... , seriously, this group of people has a lot of blood debts on their hands, and it's not a pity to die, but in the end, they are also lackeys who work hard for your committee. It's so miserable that you have to pay the bill with black money for eating a few bowls of wontons, and you don't want your family to retire and start a small business? It's too much, isn't it. The tax bureau has to let him go and unfreeze him, right?

In fact, in order to solve the problem of veterans, the Public Safety Committee also encourages veterans to engage in business and re-employment, after all, if the other party has a regular job, there is no need to continue to pay veterans' disability allowance and medical insurance.

In short, there are indeed various special subsidies and tax rebate benefits for soldiers, so after discussing with the landline, Li Fan found that he still has a lot of loopholes to exploit, such as registering a mercenary company in the name of the other party, as a contract mercenary partner of the 0791 monster company, which not only has a lower tax rate, but also has more legal protection.

All in all, this is not called tax evasion, this is called reasonable use of the rules, to protect your stuffy life, life and death, and to earn back that little money in the wind and rain.

Otherwise, the big man at the top will move his fingers, and as soon as the tax rate is raised, you will have a dime in your pants pocket, and then you will probably really have to kill yourself by drinking bullets, reduce the burden on the public relief account, and carry out the contribution to the end.