Chapter 66: Hot Spring Village
"Red bean puree private Marseille!!"
"Again......"
Li Pan took a sip of sake, held his chin to look at the sumptuous seafood sashimi in front of him, and looked at Keiko Saito, who had changed into a yukata, knelt on the tatami mat, bent down and didn't care about walking away, and sincerely sat down to apologize.
"Saito Lady, let me ask you, do you want money or death?"
"Red bean puree private Marseille!!"
Keiko Saito threw her head against the floor and yelled, her attitude was simply sincere.
Li Pan stared at the hot spring maid who was tightly tied to a single coat, and took a sip of sake,
"If you want me to say, I want money, what's the use of asking for your life, right?
Guess the female general, how much did Wuche spend on ransom your old classmate? β
Keiko Saito didn't dare to answer, nor did she dare to look up.
Li Pan said bluntly,
"Six million, one life is worth six million. Tsk, female general, how much are you worth? β
"Red bean puree private Marseille!!"
"Okay, okay, don't red bean puree, green bean puree."
Li Pan waved his hand impatiently and slammed the wine saucer on the table.
Keiko Saito was so busy that she crawled over and filled Li Pan, and then wanted to climb back to her knees.
Li Pan grabbed her hand and pulled Keiko to sit down beside her,
"Female general, I'm not an unreasonable person, since this matter really has nothing to do with you, there is no need to apologize so sincerely."
"Yes, what are you talking about......" Keiko Saito took advantage of the situation and leaned on Li Pan's lap with flattery, "Li Sang, you can distinguish between right and wrong, it's all the slut of Kiriko who ruined your Yaxing, please give the concubine a chance to make amends......"
Li Pan directly picked up the wine saucer and interrupted her,
"However, if this kind of thing happens, it will always be your Saitoya's negligence that has caused the guests to be in danger, so let's just pay me a million for mental damages, and I will treat it as if it didn't happen."
Keiko almost didn't cry.
"A million? Li Sang, a million, isn't it a little too much......"
Li Pan is unhappy,
"Boss, what are you talking about, one million is just a month's salary for the manager of our company! Or listening to you say this, isn't Saitoya's current economic situation very bad? Is that a table that has to be charged to me? β
"No, no, that's not what it means! But ......"
"Hey the female general, I'm already very reasonable, it's not interesting to toast without eating and drinking."
Keiko wanted to fight again, but Li Pan pinched her face and poured a dish of wine into her mouth.
Keiko Saito licked her tongue and swallowed the liquor, glanced at Li Pan in disgust, and took out a card from her arms...... No, where did you all hide before......
"There are 100,000 virtual coins here, and the rest will be compensated to you next time, so I beg you to spare the concubine this time."
was thrown into Keiko's arms and arched, drilled into his ears and blew to forgive, Li Pan once again fell into the clichΓ©.
"Oh, it's really a little less, okay, for the sake of your sincere apology, let's pay it back in installments."
"Aligado! Li Sang, you must say a few words for your concubine in front of the company! β
So 100,000 black gold arrived, and this little misunderstanding passed.
Li Pan was also in a good mood, was served by the proprietress in his arms, had dinner, and the last dish was pushed out by the robot maid in time.
This seems to be a bed, as if it was made of some kind of black synthetic rubber, and the female ninja foggy was sealed inside, and the specimen seemed to have to be vacuumed, and the curves were exposed, only the mouth was brought with a stainless steel chew, similar to the kind of horse chewing, and the chin of the braces was fixed to prevent her from biting her tongue, or something, and committed suicide. By the way, a vent is exposed, and you can see the tongue lying together, turning over and over, drooling and panting desperately.
Li Pan's eyes were also straight for a while, "Ouch, I'll go, what kind of play is this?" β
Keiko Saito's eyes showed a vicious light, staring at the old classmates who were sealed in rubber and made her lose a million and almost offended her best friend and old classmate of a large company.
"Li San, don't underestimate this slut, she is proficient in the Koga Ryu Ninja Dao, has the art of empty cicadas and water bodies, every time she sneaks in and searches, after falling into a siege, she can escape unharmed, because she is extremely experienced, she has become a ninja.
She once told me after drinking that she practiced the secret water escape ninjutsu of the Shiranui family, which could be performed as long as there was a river and a river, and even when she came into contact with a large amount of human body fluids such as blood and sweat, she could also use this to get out! That's why I have to seal her so carefully to ensure that her skin doesn't have any chance to come into contact with the liquid and manipulate the Water Escape Ninjutsu! β
Alas, I'll go, it turns out that there is such a strange trick. Kindness? Human bodily fluids? Didn't that almost make her escape...... It's no wonder that after failing to sneak in, you can always escape, and you can still practice Yoshihara's forty-eight hands! Sure enough, every shinobi should not be underestimated!
Keiko Saito looked at Li Pan's straight eyes, smiled slightly, leaned over and whispered,
"Anyway, I want to return her to Wuche, and please let the concubine teach her a lesson, so as to relieve the hatred in her heart, you just watch from the sidelines, and ensure that you don't hurt her life."
"Oh, oh, you go first, you go first. Ahem, I mean you're free, you're free......"
In short, the proprietress used a female ninja to demonstrate Yoshihara's forty-eight hands, and Li Pan also studied and discussed, and made a fuss for a night before resting.
Then Li Pan's eyes opened and closed, and he found that he was dreaming again.
This time it was not a true view, and there were huge cedar trees towering into the clouds everywhere in front of me, so thick that two or three people could hug each other, it looked like a deep mountain and old forest. It is sparsely populated and the birds are gone. It was also dark outside, the sun and the moon were dark, and there was no sound of the wind.
Li Pan looked down and found that he was wearing a formal suit, with a white cloth like gloves wrapped in his hands, and then he touched his face and found that his head was also wrapped in cloth, and his facial features were covered behind the cloth, but unexpectedly he could 'hear' more clearly and 'see' farther.
Wrap the sheets again? But there's nothing uncomfortable.,It looks like I've been trained very well by Teacher Xian.γ
Is this a dream, though? Or did it cross over again?
Li Pan looked around, and suddenly his thoughts spread, and he suddenly 'saw' something.
This feeling, how to describe it, is like a sonar beep, beep, have to be swept out, and then on the monitor, a ding, the target has been found.
So Li Pan subconsciously gathered his attention, and his body moved, and suddenly he flew through the cedar forest and stood in the treetops.
There is a cave not far away, the entrance of the cave is pulled with a talisman rope, and there are torches around the outside, and a group of people seem to be worshipping at the entrance of the cave.
Ten ninjas, all female ninjas, are turning flower ropes in a circle. Oh, pinch, the simplest kind of fighters are arrayed in front of you.
They are wearing the kind of female ninja uniforms that are common in film and television dramas, with net-like tights on the inside and waistless night clothes on the outside.
Nine people are outside the array, and there is a female ninja with a long ponytail in the formation who should be the leader of these people, and at this time she is taking off her ninja clothes one by one, stripped naked, and asked her subordinates to come up one by one with a brush to draw ghost charms on their bodies.
Hey, it turned out to be a misi! Well, I'm almost unrecognizable when I put on my clothes!
But the fog at this time is very young, and it can be seen from the figure that it is probably only the stage of JK, but it has developed very completely, but it is not as exaggerated and huge as it is now.
In this way, isn't this a memory dream of Kiriko?
When the calligraphy on his body was covered with spells and the preparation for the ceremony was completed, Kiriko took a step towards the cave.
Then she disappeared.
Not to disappear into the darkness, but to disappear into the air.
Li Pan could 'see' that the cave was just a pit, and there was a shrine altar in it, and there were no other secret passages.
But Shiranui suddenly disappeared from his field of vision......
Yes? No, how can a dreamer disappear? Is she awake? What about Lao Tzu?
Li Pan was also confused, subconsciously followed, and fell to the door of the cave in a flash, just wanting to go in and take a look.
"Ahhhh
The terrible and terrifying scream suddenly rushed from behind him like a tide, wave after wave, which startled Li Pan and turned his head to look.
I saw that the group of female ninjas guarding outside the cave were staring at themselves and screaming, screaming so that the face under the mask was distorted, as if their jaws were being torn off.
Then it really started to rip off, and they were so crazy that they reached out and scratched their faces, pulled out their eyeballs, and tore their faces with their hands, and spurted blood out their tongues and vocal cords, and in a short time all nine of them were dead.
"Wow...... Special...... Hair ......"
Could it be that some kind of cult engages in collective sacrifice and suicide rituals?
Li Pan was also inexplicable, and when he looked around, there was no one else, so he lifted the rope and stepped into the hole.
Next, he walked out of the hole.
It's exactly the same cedar forest, no, it's different, the fir trees aren't so tall and stout, and naturally there are no altars and suicide ninjas at the entrance of the cave.
Li Pan carefully 'listened' and found the ignorant fire mist. She stood on her tiptoes and jumped up the treetops, darting in a certain direction.
Spread the 'hearing' a little more, and Li Pan knew where she was going.
There were other people in the woods, and there was a click, click, a crisp machine-gun sound.
So Li Pan's body flickered, and he arrived at the target location faster than Shiranhuo Mist.
This is a village deep in the mountains and old forests, and the villagers are a group of fair-skinned, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, pointy-eared elves from a fantasy world, who are being slaughtered at the moment. Armed with swords and guns, the samurai and ashigaru in Oriental armor fired grenades at their mechs, bombarding indiscriminately, firing machine guns at the entrance of the village, and slaughtering the villagers in pieces.
So Li Pan also understood that this dream was probably some kind of historical replay.
What? Did the samurai make a mistake by shooting the elves with a machine gun on a mech?
Make no mistake, because this is what is taught in the history class of the military academy, the history of the 0791 plane.
A long, long time ago, the human civilization of Earth0 developed a time travel technology, which can borrow QVN to travel consciousness, seize the indigenous containers, and colonize the multiverse.
Later, the Intelligents Rebellion broke out, and the Earth was weakened after the disastrous victory of Earth 0, so there was a split and a civil war, and finally the old Earth ruling government was replaced by the Joint Security Committee of the Heavens Corporation, and the remnants of the old government army, now the terrorist 'legion', were banished to the edge of the universe, always trying to counterattack.
The Security Council sent a large number of cruisers to the deep space of the frontier to search for and strangle the remnants of the Legion and all the colonies that supported the Sympathy Legion.
It was also at this time that a certain cruiser captain from Earth 0 discovered this parallel Earth.
So he chose the first ancestor of the Oda family, who was still a small landowner at the time, to be reincarnated as a container, and like the protagonist of the time, he pursued and killed the remnants of the legion while unifying the world, and then established Takamagahara Shoji, joined the Heavens Corporation Trade Treaty, and registered as Earth 0791.
Yes, those elves are the so-called 'remnants of the legion', another misguided path in the evolutionary history of the infinite heavenly universe of mankind. A subhuman civilization that was deemed illegal by the Public Safety Committee and was exterminated and hunted, or in today's terms.
are all pests.
The pest control unit of the border world is responsible for slaughtering these alien humans who have 'gone astray' many worlds ago.
I see, the spring of immortal Changchun, it turned out that this was the village of elves before......
Yes, the elves are real, this is a human-made intelligent cyborg, a perfect immortal with intelligence and beauty, originally developed by the Earth 0 government army, as a colony development, and a long-range prosthetic link to use the android container. They can use nanobots to avoid technology being imitated by natives by using 'magic', and once out of control, the military can also close the genetic lock, disable magic, or use targeted genetic viruses to wipe out the population.
At that time, the elven species was seen to be a perfect prosthetic, but this research project was a patent on the Legion's side, and it was similar to a clone, and it was used on a large scale to serve in the Legion fleet as a starship crew, and it was naturally a hostile force to the Security Council.
In short, when the cruiser of the Security Committee chased after him and turned off the 'magic' system, this elven village, which only used bows and arrows in addition to magic, was surrounded by light and heavy firepower, long guns and short guns, mecha tanks, and a burst of violence was slaughtered.
Most of the elves were thrown into the fire and burned, and some of the women were gathered outside the village, and after venting to the soldiers, the machine guns swept it, and then cut off the ears to record the merits, and after confirming that all the mouths were destroyed, they didn't bother to bury them again, so they were left to feed the wolves.
When the ignorant mist arrived, he stood on the cedar tree outside the village, watched it quietly, and waited until the soldiers were gone, and then entered the village that had been burned by the fire.
At this time, Li Pan noticed that I didn't know that Huo Wuzi actually closed her eyes the whole time, her face was full of words with a brush, her eyes were closed, and a talisman was drawn on her eyelids.
But I don't know that the fire mist seems to have been in this dream many times, familiar with the way to shuttle through the fire with his eyes closed, very skillful enough to sneak into the village, enter the fire, quickly run into the ruins of a shrine altar, and jump into a dry well in the backyard.
After a while she climbed up, holding a dirty jar in her arms.
This is an ochre-red clay pot with black ripples like waves painted on the jar, which is a bit similar to the Saito family's family crest, but there are differences, because the waves on the pattern are not water droplets, but eyeballs......
In short, it's a jar that makes people feel disgusting at first glance.
Then I didn't know that Huo Wuzi held the jar, came to the elf corpse pit outside the village, held the jar and put it on the ground, threw the five bodies into the ground, as if praying and worshipping, knelt on the ground and lifted the jar, and then seemed to be rolling with the base of the tongue, quickly and repeatedly tapping the roof of the mouth, emitting strange syllables, which are not similar to the various languages that Li Pan knows. Carefully it sounds like ......
βγ¦γγββγοΌ γ¦γγββγοΌ β
Then the corpse moved.
Li Pan stood on the edge of the corpse pit for a moment, and after a closer look, he saw that among the elf corpses, there were three or five corpses, which were twitching one by one with the sound scale emitted by the fog. Their eyeballs seemed to be pressed down by an invisible hand, and with two bobos, they squeezed through their sockets, leaving only two empty blood holes.
Then their bellies, suddenly bulging high as if they were pregnant, bulging like a hill, and bursting open from the navel. After a burst of filth from the intestinal wall of the plasma, a mass of slime-like gel crawled out of the elf's body.
It was a black, amorphous, protoplasmic buoculus that emitted a strong, putrid stench of rotting proteins, squirming forward and flowing, like rolling waves, like undulating waves.
From time to time, from the thick pus, there will be an eyeball-like lens that condenses and emerges from the surface of the thick pulp, sometimes decomposing, sometimes forming.
The three or four masses of colloid, mixed with filth and blood, meandered through the corpse pile, responding to the prayers and calls of the ignorant fire mist, gathering together like a stream, pouring towards the jar.
Eventually, all the tiny sound waves gradually converged, forming a deafening symphony like a tidal wave, roaring in the jar!
βγ¦γγββγοΌ γ¦γγββγοΌ β
βγ¦γγββγοΌ γ¦γγββγοΌ β
I didn't know that the fire mist screamed loudly, opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue, held the clay pot with both hands, and poured the full gel straight towards himself! It seems to be about to welcome the baptism of a new life!
Then Li Pan pressed the jar.
I didn't know that Huo Wuzi opened his eyes violently and looked at Li Pan's face.
In her eyes, the reflection of a person in a formal suit, with a white cloth covering her head, her pupils spread out at a speed that was almost visible to the naked eye, and her heart was beating like a drum.
Li Pan looked at her, and before she had time to commit suicide, he stretched out his thumb and pulled a smile on his face, reminding.
"It's time for you to wake up."
"Huhuββ! Whew! Whew! Whew! β
Li Pan opened his eyes and returned to the hot spring hotel suite.
By his side, Keiko Saito worked all night and slept soundly in her arms.
On the other side, there was a mist of ignorance sealed in rubber, she was convulsing and gasping violently, as if she had just woken up from a nightmare, Li Pan could clearly feel her chest and ventricles beating wildly.
Then Li Pan suddenly smelled a trace of foul smell, and sat up suddenly, only to see a piece of gel the size of a tea bowl, lying on the floor, squirming outside the house like a slug.
Judging from the clearly visible traces of water stains on the floor and rubber, it seems that there is a cloud from the mouth of the ignorant fire fog, and some of it crawls out of Li Pan's chest from the wound that was stabbed by the ice blade before.
probably saw that Li Pan woke up, and the mass immediately lay on the ground and filled with vomit.
And Li Pan blinked, and found that his chip had also returned to normal, and he could connect to the hotel network.
"Robot vacuum!"
Robot vacuums are out!
The disc drone buzzed out from under the floor, vacuuming the mass of vomit into the garbage bag.
Li Pan also jumped up immediately, dismantled the garbage bag, took a vase in his hand, and wrapped the ball of gel in it.
Okay, the monster suppression is complete, let's get some sleep.
(End of chapter)