Chapter 24: The Three Stooges

"Hell, why are there so many of them."

When Li Chenguang returned to school, the entrance of the cafeteria was still full of people, reflecting the demographic characteristics of our country.

Although the population has plummeted, the school has also plummeted, and the school does not feel very spacious.

Socially phobic people don't like too many people, noisy environments.

But, as the saying goes, it's coming!

Li Chenguang walked into the cafeteria and picked a window with fewer people.

After waiting for 3 minutes, it was finally his turn, and he stretched out his finger and pointed, "I want this, this, and that." ”

The most commendable thing about Duan Rongliang is that the canteen is cheap, of course, it is only cheap.

Auntie's hand is like Parkinson's, after a spoon is up, it falls straight down, there is no meat in the potato roast meat, the tomato and egg soup is full of soup, and the braised pork ribs are even more.

Li Chenguang took the stainless steel dinner plate handed over by his aunt, looked down, hesitated for a moment and asked, "Auntie, these braised pork ribs are all green, can you really eat them?" ”

The cafeteria aunt replied loudly and unhappily, "Why can't you eat it, everyone else can eat it." ”

Li Chenguang's momentum was frustrated, and his voice suddenly became a little lower, "It just doesn't look fresh, it's not the same as last week's ribs." ”

"Nonsense, this is last week's ribs!"

“……”

Li Chenguang silently took last week's ribs to a corner and sat down quietly.

As soon as I took two bites of food, I heard two calls.

"Ah Guang."

"Here."

The two plates were placed opposite Li Chenguang.

As soon as I looked up, I found that they were two friends from junior high school.

Sitting directly opposite Li Chenguang, this looks like a sharp-mouthed monkey with cheeks, and the person who wears a school uniform with a thin face is called Wang Jinhou, Li Chenguang is actually quite thin, but it is thin at most, and the other party feels more like malnutrition.

The thin monkey likes to call himself a prince, and the prince will be a kind of prince, and the self-proclaimed future generalissimo of the empire.

On weekdays, I like to make small calculations, take advantage of a little advantage, and like to brag a little, but I am a good person.

Then another person diagonally opposite him with thick eyebrows and big eyes, tall and burly, looks like a sports student, called Song Yinghu, it is said that because his father likes to see the name passed on to him by the Water Margin, he is generally also called Big Tiger, or Silver Tiger, and Wang Jinhou made up a pair of golden monkeys and silver tigers.

Song Yinghu raised one leg diagonally, carefully stepped over the middle of the chair, sat down on the chair in a strange posture, and just sat down, he said "ouch", and almost didn't jump up with his teeth bared.

"What are you doing here, performing performance art?"

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Song Yinghu didn't have a good breath and said, "Before, we pulled out the iron door together and sold scrap iron, and my dad knew about it, and the other party came to the door to lose money, so my dad angrily pressed me on the bench and beat me with a feather duster." ”

"Well, I told you a long time ago that the house doesn't look deserted, and that it should be inhabited, and you have to say that no one wants to drag the iron door away and sell it."

Li Chenguang looked at him worriedly, "Are you okay, your father is so heavy." ”

"No, the feather duster actually doesn't hurt at all, my dad was tired, just sat down, I thought about caring about him, did you eat, said that you didn't eat, my dad stood up and copied a flat shoulder from the kitchen."

“……”

You can see that this is an idiot.

Wang Jinhou took advantage of the two chatting and casually took a few ribs from Li Chen's disc, "Your ribs are good, I didn't have any ribs when I passed." ”

Song Yinghu pouted half of his pi shares, and asked casually while picking up rice, "Ah Guang, what are you going to do after graduation?" ”

"I haven't thought about it yet, if I can't fix it, I can only enter the factory to make screws, what about you two?"

"We're going to make a big wave."

When Wang Jinhou heard this, he raised his head in shock, and said excitedly, "Make a big wave?" Who's Boda? Who? ”

“……”

“……”

Li Chenguang and Song Yinghu were silent at the same time.

Song Yinghu glanced at him, sighed and said, "It's better for me to do it alone, it feels more reliable, I plan to resell." ”

"Scalping?"

"Aren't our 36 cities now closed by themselves, communication can't be transmitted, phone calls can't be made, and any information can only be transmitted in their respective great city walls, our original idea is that the thin monkey will collect market intelligence, and I will transport and resell, for example, seafood thieves in several water-scarce cities in the north are expensive, but cattle and sheep are cheap."

Li Chenguang frowned, "You want to be a traveling merchant?" This is too dangerous, running back and forth between the two places, and it will be over if you run into a high-level dragon clan on the way. ”

"Danger is danger, and the profit is also very high, you can find hunters to escort you when the time comes, otherwise, do you think there is any chance of turning over with us low-level civilians."

"There are a lot of people who are involved in this death, and if they have a life to earn, they may not have a life flower, and the hunter escort is not necessarily safe, as far as I know, Yexue's father used to do this."

After years of hard work, I returned to the pre-liberation period overnight.

It's a blessing to be able to save my life.

While the two were talking, Wang Jinhou was desperately sandwiching Li Chenguang's ribs.

Song Yinghu said angrily, "Don't you have to work hard in life, as long as you make a few orders, we will get rich, how about it, do you want to do it with us, you can make money." ”

"What's the money to make?"

While the three of them were talking, Li Shuang and Wang Shulei, who were at the same table as her, came over, and it was Wang Shulei who spoke.

Both of them are quite short and wear school uniforms, but Wang Shulei is still half a head taller than Li Shuang, with a little pockmarked face and a ponytail.

Everyone looked at each other and didn't know each other.

Li Chenguang was stunned for a long time before he reacted, he should have introduced, "This is my classmate, Li Shuang, Wang Shulei, this is my friend, Wang Jinhou, Song Yinghu." ”

Li Shuang looked at Li Chenguang, her big eyes were full of pure and kind light, and she said happily, "I was looking for you just now, who would have thought that you would disappear in the blink of an eye." ”

"What are you looking for me?"

"Please eat."

Wang Shulei said helplessly, "Shuangshuang, I told you that you don't need it, your father asked you to invite him to dinner is a kind word, not a literal word, and besides, I invited him in the morning." ”

"Yes, yes, no, no."

Li Chenguang nodded busily, he couldn't cope with other girls, and subconsciously hoped that the other party would keep a distance from him, the farther away the better!

Li Shuang blinked her eyes, "yes, okay then." ”

Then he sat down on Li Chenguang's left, and Wang Shulei also sat down on Li Shuang's left.

Li Chenguang was thinking at the time, why did he sit down, is it very familiar, not very familiar, don't sit down, hey, I specially picked the corner.

But we're already talking.

Wang Shulei asked, "What are you just talking about making a lot of money?" ”

Song Yinghu said with a smile, "We're talking about running a business after graduation." ”

"Don't go to college?"

"What are you reading that thing for?"

Li Shuang showed a worried look, "It's very dangerous to run a business, there are terrible dinosaurs and other dragons outside the great city wall." ”

Before Song Yinghu could speak, Wang Jinhou said with a face unashamed, "Dinosaurs are actually like that, as long as I am here, it will not be a problem at all." ”

Wang Shulei didn't believe it, "You are so powerful? I can't see it. ”

"It's not that I said, the last time I encountered a triceratops, Ah Guang and the tiger ran away in fear, only I was in danger, a sliding shovel, slashed under him, and cut his stomach with a knife, and the internal organs fell to the ground, easily."

"Really?"

Li Shuang showed a shocked look, "Then you are so powerful." ”

Wang Jinhou raised his chin, reached out and touched his nose, and said proudly, "It's just average." ”

Then he continued to talk about his other "glorious history" with a smile on his face.

Li Chenguang thought that this product was here again, and he liked to brag when he arrived in front of girls.

Popular science, Triceratops is eight or nine meters long, about 2.5 meters high, weighs 5 to 10 tons, a triceratops is about equal to twenty or thirty Siberian tigers, and that one sliding shovel may add some ham meat to someone's lunch.

But Li Shuang was completely convinced, and with an admiring expression, he seriously asked Wang Jinhou which dinosaurs he had killed.

Li Chenguang thought to himself, this product is too simple and easy to deceive, no wonder it is so easy to be stolen.

Anyway, why is she sitting next to me, doesn't this meal touch her arms, and her legs under the table will also touch, won't she feel uncomfortable?

Do you feel unclean or something?

Wait a minute, if she suddenly tells me to stay away from her, don't come near or something, like the pretty and fashionable girls in the old class.

I was obviously just sitting by the flower bed in physical education class and reading novels with my mobile phone, and they sat here by themselves, so I had to say that I bumped them.

Thinking of this, Li Chenguang suddenly felt uncomfortable, as if Li Shuang would say in the next second, Li Chenguang, can you sit away from me, don't get close to me or something like that.

For this reason, Li Chenguang decided to strike preemptively and strangle the possible embarrassment in the cradle.

He lowered his head and slammed the rice, and ate the food on the plate in three or two clicks.

Then he stood up and swore, "I'm full, I'll go first." ”

After speaking, he bowed his head and left quickly?

The Saint Seiya will not be defeated twice by the same move, and he, Li Chenguang, will not give any beautiful girl a chance to hit him.

Li Shuang blinked his eyes, looked at Li Chenguang's departing back, and showed a somewhat sad look, "Why did he eat so fast and leave in such a hurry, did he ...... Hate me? ”