Chapter 2: It's not like I haven't been to the toilet in eight lifetimes
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"Welcome to the "All Evildoers" program group, today is the official start of filming, the top six contestants on the wicked list are already on their way, I am the host Xiao C, I will witness with you whether our six contestants are as disgusting as netizens say."
The host was wearing a red suit, a pair of suit pants and high heels, and she had a standard smile on her face.
A large number of netizens flocked into the live broadcast room, [It has to be our Wang Dao! I dare to shoot such a variety show, after all, the top six on the list of villains are not easy to mess with, so I exclude making a wish here. 】
[I came here specifically to scold and make a wish, the small compositions have been written, this person has no background, his family is poor, how dare he compete with Sister Miaoyin for the actor, crazy, I am really disgusting to know that three is three. 】
[She also often bullied Sister Miaoyin in the crew, making trouble for Sister Miaoyin, to be honest, making a wish is lucky to meet our kind and generous Sister Miaoyin, but if you change someone, you will have already blocked the wish! ] 】
[The villain list to1, the wish is really well deserved, three-quarters of the barrage is scolding her. 】
"Look, everyone, the first person to come to the program group is actually our teacher Lu Wen!"
As the host's words fell, Lu Wen sat on the suitcase, his legs sliding on the ground and shining, he was like a puddle of mud against the wall, "I'm tired." ”
"Teacher Lu Wen, you are known as a "big-name brother" by netizens, but you are the first to go to the program group, I don't know what you want to say to netizens? The moderator asked a bold question.
Lu Wen: "...... I don't have anything to say, and I don't recognize the title of playing a big brother. ”
Didn't wait for the moderator to ask any more questions.
Outside the gate there was the sound of wheels rubbing against the ground, and then a beautiful woman walked in, wishing to be straight, and her slender white fingers held the black trunk pole.
The close-range shooting of the camera makes the netizens in front of the screen feel the beauty crit, a bright and moving face, the curled eyelashes on the eyes are sultry, the skin is like clotted fat, and there is no trace of pores.
The long black and thick hair was tied up, and the broken hair on both sides of the forehead was gently blown by the wind, and the whole person was very beautiful.
The host immediately shifted the target and walked over to the side of the wish with the microphone.
"Make a wish, welcome to your arrival, netizens are very curious about what you know about the three dangsan hooking up with Cheng Yingdi, I don't know what you want to say about this?"
"I have explicitly rejected him and blocked all his contact information." Wishing said lightly.
The host nodded, his eyes expecting to wait for her to say more.
However, Wishing had no eyesight, thinking that he could leave after answering, he directly pulled his suitcase and stood in the corner to wait for the arrangement of the program team.
Moderator: "? "Don't you be specific? What the hell is blocking and rejection? It's Cheng Yingdi you seduced!
[I threw up! What's the use of being exposed to destroying other people's feelings and then blocking and refusing, looking at the right attitude of Lao Tzu who made a wish, I really want to beat her up! 】
[Lu Wen is also 6, did you forget that you let someone else's director pigeon and ruined a drama, do you know that it is someone else's hard work for many years, and you don't recognize the title of playing a big-name brother, male bitch, and stand up! ] 】
[When do you want to die, I'm so fucking angry when I see her!] Originally, Cheng Yingdi and Sister Miaoyin had a good relationship, and they made a wish to come out and intervene and break up with others. 】
[I feel that the appearance of the wish is really good-looking, sweet to my heart (pure passers-by only kowtow and don't help her speak, don't spray)]
When there was only one minute left before the meeting time stipulated by the program team, four people, two men and two women, instantly broke in outside the door.
Among them, the man wearing ripped jeans stepped forward and pulled the host's hand, and his tone was very anxious, "Where is the toilet?" I can't hold it anymore. ”
"Teacher Chu Huai'an, the toilet is here." The host was dumbfounded.
After Chu Huai'an got a reply, he threw down his two large suitcases, spread his legs and ran in the direction of the bathroom.
"It's not like I haven't been to the toilet in eight lifetimes." Gu Qian had a red hair on his head and pulled the corners of his mouth.
"Poofha." Lin Fufu, who was next to him, couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Only Xia Mingyue looked arrogant and impatiently urged the host, "Where is our residence?" Hurry up and arrange it, my luggage is very heavy. ”
"Please wait a little longer, and when Teacher Chu Huaian comes back, we will take you to tidy up your residence immediately."
[Mom, I'm going to die laughing, doesn't the Chu family have a toilet? 】
[Although it's funny, I prefer him to pee his pants directly and lose face to him, as long as I think of him, my brother has been hidden by the company for many years, for fear of suppressing him in the limelight, I don't have a good impression of Chu Huai'an. 】
[Xia Mingyue is really annoying, what the is your attitude, do you think this is your home? Everywhere all day long, she put on a little princess posture, and felt that she had to let her and spoil her all day long. 】
[Gu Qian and Lin Fufu looked very gentle, how did they get put on the list of the fifth and sixth on the list of wicked people? ] 】
After a while, Chu Huai'an ran back, and after solving the three emergencies, his whole person was refreshed.
Host: "Please bring your own luggage and follow me upstairs, the accommodation arranged by the program team for everyone is on the third floor." ”
"Isn't there an elevator? I still have four suitcases of luggage outside my door, how can I carry them alone? Xia Mingyue followed over and saw the stairs, and her face was instantly bad.
"I'll help you pick it up later." Chu Huaian took the initiative to speak, showing his gentlemanly demeanor.
"Thank you then." Xia Mingyue was a little brainy at this time, and her voice was soft.
When the few of them were still arguing over the luggage, Xu Yuan had already picked up her suitcase with one hand and walked upstairs, her relaxed appearance was in stark contrast to Lu Wenti stopped on a staircase to catch his breath.
Everyone's eyes fell on Lu Wen's body, as if to say: Why are you so empty?
Where can Lu Wen stand such contempt, "Make a wish, you wait!" ”
"Huh?" Wishing stopped, turned around, and looked at him for some reason.
"Is your suitcase empty?" Lu Wen regretted it as soon as he finished speaking, even if he wanted to show himself in the program group, he couldn't open someone's suitcase to see if there was anything inside.
He changed his words and said, "Forget it, will I change suitcases with you?" ”
"My luggage is heavy." Wishing said earnestly, staring at him with black and white eyes.
After all, a panting person who was tired of carrying clothes, her box still contained iron rods and anti-wolf spray, and Lu Wen was afraid that she would not be able to lift it.
"Joke! How heavy can a girl's suitcase be, don't worry, let me come! ”
Lu Wen smiled disdainfully, stuck his two large boxes in the corner, and climbed upstairs in a few steps to carry the suitcase for Wish.