Chapter 1: Lonely Men and Widows
"Don't, you tap ......"
Sixteen-year-old Liyang lay on the bed and begged, "Don't hurt me, I'm afraid of ......"
"Don't be afraid, I'm a veteran."
The young man squinted his peach blossom eyes and grinned, "Don't worry, I'm already familiar with the road, cough cough, don't be afraid." ”
Guanzhong land.
It's the height of summer in May, and the acacia flowers are in full bloom.
A thatched hut is hidden in the shade of a tree, and laughter wafts through it.
The girl's body fragrance and the fragrance of flowers in the air blend together, and its taste is indescribable, teaching people to indulge in it, and it is difficult to extricate themselves.
"Hee-hee, can you really do it?"
"Men, you can't say no, just like women can't say no."
"Hmph, blow you...... If you really can't do it, this princess will do what she says, and I will let my father cut off your dog's head......"
"I'm rubbing, it's ruthless enough, but I like it!"
The young man was as strong as a calf, shirtless, with muscles one after another, like peaks and peaks, and when he glanced at it, the princess of Dunjiao was flustered, and her heart was like a deer pounced.
"Uh...... I'm still afraid that others will gossip when they see it......"
She couldn't help but reach out to push the boy away, but her hands were clutched.
"I'm afraid of wool, who knows in this wilderness...... Well, just bear with it. ”
Taking advantage of the princess's unpreparedness, the young man saw the opportunity, and the bear slammed into his waist, and a huge collision force hit the air, click, and the princess let out a heart-rending scream.
Birds and birds flew wildly, and white clouds fled.
The two stared at the bed in amazement, and they screamed in unison.
"Okay, ???"
Bang dang.
The door of the room was slammed open by a force of gravity, and several five big and three thick axe hands, surrounded by a white-faced bearded man, hurriedly ran into the house, and surrounded the two in an instant.
The white-faced man rushed to the front and saw that the princess's legs were being held down by a young man, as if she was doing something unscrupulous, and he immediately became angry.
"Bastard, where did Diao Min come from, a thin princess in broad daylight, someone came, pulled out and cut ......"
Several knife and axe hands brushed out steel knives, like wolves and tigers, the young man saw that the situation was not good, turned over, and was about to start with a big fist of sandbags.
"Slow down, Lord Zhao Gao."
The princess suddenly spoke up and stopped everyone.
"Wait and retreat quickly, this little brother is a noble person in this palace, and he must not be offended."
Hearing this, the group of sword and axe men were immediately stunned, and they all looked at the white-faced man, waiting for the order.
A hint of gloom flashed in the white-faced man's eyes, and he didn't look at the two of them with a smile, "Yes, a lonely man and a widow are in the same room, disheveled, what happened in the meantime, how can the princess explain?" ”
This man's words were like ice, which made the atmosphere of the scene instantly cold.
"This official was ordered by the king to protect the princess to go out for spring, how could I expect to encounter such a bad thing in this place, the princess acted in a way that insulted the dignity of the royal family, if this son is not killed, how can he serve the public?"
Talking.
The rhetoric is so sharp that it is powerless to fight back.
He wasn't wrong, because when the door was slammed open, they saw a man and a woman entangled in bed, with intimate movements that were out of line.
In this era of strict etiquette, any man dares to talk to the princess like this, unless he is a colt, otherwise the disaster of killing the head is inevitable!
"Zhao Gao? Are you the legendary No. 1 traitor in ancient and modern times? Sure enough, it's better to meet than to be famous! ”
At the moment when the atmosphere was tense, the young man was not only not afraid, but stared at the white-faced man and sneered, "A yin and yang person who has committed a great crime, what qualifications does he have to coerce others, please recognize your status, you are now just an old dog serving the princess, what qualifications do you have to dictate to her?" ”
Everyone was dumbfounded.
He looked at the boy with the eyes of a monster.
Shock, panic, incomprehension and pity.
Because in their opinion, this young man is finished, and he dares to speak disrespectfully to the number one celebrity around the king, and he is extremely ridiculous, this young man is either in the water in his head, or he wants to die.
I saw that Zhao Gao was not angry but laughed, staring at the young man and said, "Guts, who are you?" ”
"If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, what's wrong with you, Lao Tzu's name is Yu Guo, the attending doctor of Wanda Veterinary Station, Niujiazhuang Town, Zhaohua County, Caiyun Province, southern of the Heavenly Empire, is good at gelding cows and geldings, by the way, it's not a problem to cut an old eunuch like you."
"Chop!"
Zhao Gao's face was expressionless.
I saw him wave his big hand, and several steel knives were aimed at the neck of the young man Yu Guo, and he chopped it without saying anything.
"The origin is unknown, it must be a thief, exterminate the nine clans, and cut the grass and eradicate the roots!"
Zhao Gao hates others calling himself a eunuch the most in his life, and today Yu Guokang is so ashamed, he is categorically unforgivable, and he cut Yu Guoru to kill a chicken, and naturally he didn't bother to raise his eyelids.
But just as the head was about to hit the ground, the princess stood up with a whizz and rushed to him to block the knife and axe, "Whoever dares to move the divine doctor will be beheaded by this palace." ”
"Princess...... You, can you stand up......"
Cracking sound.
When the sword and axe men saw the princess standing up, it was as if they had been struck by lightning, and when the weapon fell, they were completely possessed and knelt on the ground.
Even the murderous Zhao Gao, when he saw that the princess, who had been paralyzed for more than ten years, stood up miraculously, he also asked in surprise, "Princess, isn't the slave dreaming, have you really recovered?" ”
"Hmph, the right talent god doctor pressed the method of calcining the knot, and healed the legs of this palace, not only are you grateful, but you will take revenge, what kind of crime should you be guilty of?"
Under the princess's sharp questioning, Zhao Gao was also embarrassed, and hurriedly smiled and defended, "It's just ...... Your intimacy will inevitably lead to misunderstandings......"
"Are you still killing me?"
Yu Guo stared at Zhao Gao with a triumphant attitude, "If you want to punish my nine clans, there is no way...... Unless you can go to the twenty-first century......"
He almost leaked his mouth, he quickly covered his mouth, but saw Zhao Gao's expression changed, and he stared at him flatteringly, "Divine doctor, can you treat the king's favorite sister well, if you really have unparalleled medical skills, why don't you go back to the palace with us and accept the reward?" ”
"Don't go!"
Yu resolutely refused.
He, an unlucky traverser.
It was originally an unknown veterinarian from a small town, but when he was giving a gelding, he was sent away on the spot, but he didn't expect his soul to travel to a farmer two thousand years ago.
happened to meet the disabled princess Liyang on a trip, and Yu Guo used the method of giving bones to the earth pig and tile dog to heal the princess's legs.
The process of treatment was too intimate and was misunderstood, and although the misunderstanding was resolved, the sinister and cunning Zhao Gao actually invited him into the palace, obviously uneasy and kind.
"I have an eighty-year-old mother to take care of, and it is inconvenient to go with you, and the treatment of the princess is just a gesture, so I don't want a reward......
Waved lightly and opened his mouth to chase people away.
But that Zhao Gao sneered, "Don't worry, Divine Doctor, your mother doesn't need to take care of it." ”
The words fell.
Two soldiers walked in with a bloody human head, and when Yu Guo looked back, he almost fainted.