When Lu Wen heard such a paragraph, the whole person was dumbfounded, was he mistaken for a thief?

He's obviously cleaning!

"Don't get excited, this grandma, listen to my explanation......"

"There's nothing to explain, if you don't ask, you steal, if it weren't for the good attitude of this young man in your program team, what I said yesterday would be investigated to the end!"

Grandma sat down angrily, sighing in her heart that the world has changed, and someone steals pig!

Director Wang: "??? "Say him? How did he become an old man with a little less hair!

Lu Wen was really speechless, he finally did a good deed by mistake and was misunderstood like this?

I would have known that I wouldn't have said this matter, but now I regret it, I regret it very much!

He could only perform under the indifference of a group of old grandfathers and grandmothers, "I'll give you a song, which happens to be popular at the moment." ”

"The world isolated me and let him ridicule, I only kept my silence and understood ......"

Lu Wensing was extremely sad, but the audience didn't react at all, and the old grandfathers and grandmothers all looked at him with a look of foolishness.

After Lu Wen insisted on singing, people were autistic, and he worked so hard that he couldn't get any reaction?

"I really don't understand what this young man is babbling there, and it's not as good as my grandson's singing."

"I also think that at most, I can only score zero."

The corners of Lu Wen's mouth tugged at the corners of his mouth, what does it mean that he can only score zero points at most? Thank you! Zero points are still so reluctant!

"Next up." Director Wang also didn't see it, in front of a group of old men and grandmothers, it's really not strange that people can't understand pop songs.

"Director Wang, I see that this group of grandparents is not very friendly, they don't like to laugh, or let's change the task."

Lin Fufu spoke weakly, and this group of uncles and grandmothers looked very unkind.

"Then you stressed all the pigs and stole the, how did you make people laugh at you?" Wang Dao supported the forehead.

“……”

"Lin escapes, you go."

Lin Fufu could only perform a dance head-on, with a wonderful figure and elegant dance steps, even without accompaniment, it was still beautiful.

Villagers: ←_←

"One point."

Lin fled and walked to the rear.

The rest of the guests didn't dare to go on stage when they saw that the situation was so bad, thinking about whether to abstain or not.

[Hahahaha is really embarrassing, this group of grandparents is not very easy to talk. 】

[Lin escaped: I have exhausted all my life's learning, and I almost knelt down with my hands shaking my flowers, and I really can't handle this group of villagers! 】

[The mistake of embarrassing others has been made again, and my feet have already cut out a dream castle on the ground. 】

"Next." Director Wang glanced at the guests hiding behind.

Everyone took a step back and made a wish and simply walked out of the crowd.

"I'm going to tell you a story today, once upon a time there was a princess who was hung on the city wall by the prince, and she was beaten by wind and rain every day.

Wishing glances swept over the group of villagers and deliberately sold them off.

"Of course you have to let it go, otherwise the princess will die."

"Why did this prince hang his princess on the city wall?"

The villagers, who were originally indifferent, suddenly reacted, curious, and gossipy.

"My score......" Wishing coughed lightly.

"That must be ten, you hurry up and tell me what happened to this prince and princess?"

Director Wang and the guests were shocked, is this okay? A bloody story made the villagers give 10 points.

Wishing continued: "When the prince was still hesitating to let go, another subordinate suddenly came from outside the door to report: the princess is dead, this is the jade pendant that fell from her, the prince took the jade pendant and smiled, I knew that she stole it, and the story is over." ”

Villager: "? ”

"That's it? Are you talking nonsense to us? ”

"Absolutely perfunctory!" Lu Wen was indignant, where is there such a short bloody story.

"No, that's the story, thank you grandparents for the ten." Wishing bowed, he walked to the back and waited.

"I'm here too, isn't it just to tell a story!" Gu Qian was instantly full of confidence.

Lin Fufu regretted it, he knew that he would wait for the wish performance to finish before going up to perform, "Gu Qian, if you learn to make a wish, it doesn't count!" ”

"Director Wang didn't say anything, what you said doesn't count." Gu Qian only turned a deaf ear when Lin fled.

He stood upright, "Grandparents, I will also tell you a story, once upon a time, there was a child who stole a family's watermelon, and was caught by that family, guess what will happen to this child?" ”

"Okay, are you the bastard who stole my watermelon yesterday?"

"There is one less watermelon in my field in the morning, maybe this stinky boy stole it!"

"It must be a zero score, the act of stealing melons is shameful!"

The villagers reacted excitedly in an instant, and they all spoke out dissatisfied, how can this young man look like this, such a big person still steals melons?

Gu Qian was stunned when he heard this, this was obviously what he did when he was a child, and now he said that it was impossible to steal anything!

"Hurry up and get off the stage and change the performance!"

"Hahahaha." Lin Fufu suddenly burst into laughter, letting him learn to make a wish before he learned the essence, he really wanted to laugh at her.

Gu Qian could only walk off the stage in a gloomy manner, Lu Wen leaned over, "Hey, you were the one who stole the melon in this story you told, what happened?" ”

"When I was young and ignorant, I was beaten by two big odds." Gu Qian was extremely sad.

"Poof......

The next one to go up was Chu Huai'an.

Chu Huai'an learned the lesson of Gu Qian, and did not perform and tell the story again, but recited a poem aloud: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost ...... on the ground"

"I've heard my grandson read this!"

"I've also learned that one in my family, and I was still the first in dictation before!"

"This guest is really cultured, give him nine points, I'm afraid of his pride!"

Everyone: "??? ”

Is that okay too? It's just a poem, and I've learned it in elementary school!

They'll too!! They'll have more than one song!

"Xia Mingyue is up to you." Director Wang was also a little surprised, it seems that Chu Huaian is very smart, and he actually knows how to use the poems learned by grandfathers, grandmothers and grandchildren to capture people's hearts.

"Chu Huai'an, you kid is deeply hidden, why didn't you tell us earlier if you know that you can pass the test by reciting poems?"

Gu Qian gritted his teeth and hugged Chu Huai'an's neck.

"I didn't know at first, but I just heard the little boy next to me on his back, so the dead horse became a live horse doctor." Chu Huaian smiled and spoke.

Xia Mingyue, who stepped forward, didn't notice that she was walking with the same hands and feet because she pretended to be calm.

Everyone at the scene: "? "Not really, nervous like this?