Chapter VII: Attempted Revenge
Tiansha's heart is cold, he has just been resurrected, and he still wants to do a big job, is he going to die again so soon? And if the original god dies, wouldn't it be completely dead?
The hateful Leng Xiutian and Ye Nantian must have been a trap designed by these two bastards, torturing Lao Tzu, watching Lao Tzu's jokes, and finally killing Lao Tzu.
Bastard, I'm not done with you......
Just as the heavens were in full swing, one of the souls moved.
It's not good, it's that dangerous soul body, the sky is shocked, what can I do?
You can't kill it, you can't escape it.
How good is that? A cold sweat broke out on Tiansha's forehead.
Calm, calm, don't mess up.
Yes, there is a way!
Lao Tzu is a dignified generation of heroes, thinking that he had a million troops in his hands, the empire's territory spanned millions of miles, and he had killed more people than he had eaten, what kind of wind and waves had not been seen, and he was afraid that it would be a soul body?!
Fantasy, up!
In an instant, the originally gray soul space suddenly became full of vitality. Towering peaks in the distance are towering, the summits are shrouded in clouds and mist, and the mountainsides and foothills are covered with dense forests, and the forests are filled with apes and birds. In the flat grassland where the heavens stand, the green grass and flowers compete with each other, like a fairyland. And Tiansha also transformed into an old man in white with a fairy wind.
Hmph, no matter who you are, see if the old man doesn't fool you.
At this moment, the soul body suddenly burst out with a white light, and at the same time, a figure slowly appeared in the light.
When the light had dissipated, the man lying on the grass sat up abruptly, looking around blankly and in a panicked manner.
Who am I?
Where am I?
Why am I so hungry?
After the sauerkraut stewed potatoes made three questions of the soul, he jumped up, what is this? Heaven?
Am I dead?
Tiansha stood on a hill not far away, staring at the resurrected soul body with a blank expression. Half-sleeved shorts, dressed in an unusual way, with two transparent things on top of his nose, he looked stupid, and he didn't have the dangerous atmosphere just now.
That's it? Looks like a master whose intelligence is different from ordinary people.,Only low and not high.。
At this moment, the sauerkraut stewed potatoes also found an old man in white standing not far away, the breeze was blowing, the sleeves of his clothes were fluttering in the wind, and he was looking at himself with burning eyes.
Sauerkraut stewed potatoes rubbed his eyes vigorously and looked up, really, fake? There are even immortals?
Thinking of this, he pinched his arm fiercely, oops, it hurts!
It's not a dream, it looks like I'm really dead.
Thinking of this, the sauerkraut stewed potatoes suddenly looked crying, and the corners of his mouth were almost grinning to his earlobes, don't, I haven't touched a girl's hand for so long, so I died? Wow~
Well? Why are you still crying? Tiansha stared at the strange situation in front of him inexplicably, and was also a little dazed. But it occurred to him that this might be the weirdo's ploy to win my sympathy so that he could trick me into the past, and then restrain me so that he could absorb the power, yes, it must have been.
So Tiansha didn't move, still quietly watching the sauerkraut stewed potatoes.
After crying for a while, the sauerkraut stewed potatoes stopped his tears and said to himself: That's it, that's it, since you can go to heaven, it means that you haven't done anything bad, which can be regarded as a comfort. The environment here is so beautiful, it must be more comfortable to live in than your original partition.
At this time, the sauerkraut stewed potatoes suddenly remembered that there was an old fairy standing in the distance, so he quickly wiped away his tears, turned to the old man and asked: "I'm sorry, I made you laugh, dare to ask the old fairy, where is this?" ”
Hehe, he even called me an old fairy, didn't he see through the illusion? This kid's strength is also average, causing Lao Tzu to have a false alarm, but it is better to be cautious and test his reality again.
"Where are you from?" Tiansha asked lightly.
"Me? I am from the earth, is the old fairy heaven here? ”
Heaven? What kind of place is this, Tiansha wondered, since he recognized me as an immortal, then I might as well make a plan, so he said: "This is indeed the fairy world, why don't you worship the old man when you see it?" ”
The sauerkraut stewed potatoes suddenly lit up, and he bowed down and said, "I don't know what the old fairy is called?" ”
"Eh, the old man Zhentian Daxian is also." Tiansha stroked the long beard on his chest and said indifferently.
"Oh, what does Zhenyuan Daxian have to do with you? Monkey King: You must be familiar with it, right? The sauerkraut stewed potatoes suddenly lit up with golden eyes, and they were very happy.
What kind of mess, Zhenyuan Daxian, Sun Wukong, who is this, I haven't heard of it at all, Tiansha asked again:
"What's your name? What did you do in your life? ”
Sauerkraut stewed potatoes smiled bitterly: "My name is Yu Zhengyang, hey, I live a mediocre life, what to do, I just usually write novels to make a living, but I gave myself a pen name with a strong local flavor, called sauerkraut stewed potatoes." ”
"Oh, Yu Zhengyang, who writes novels?" Tiansha was thoughtful, but the name sauerkraut stewed potatoes always felt like I had heard it somewhere.
It didn't take a few seconds for Tiansha to suddenly react, "Rub, what the hell are you sauerkraut stewed potatoes?" I'll kill you! ”
Tiansha suddenly became angry, and with a wave of his left hand, a huge fireball hit the sauerkraut stewed potatoes.
What?!
The fireball was approaching in an instant, Wu Qu was so frightened that he sat on the ground, the old fairy changed his face no matter what he said, he instinctively waved his hand to block, and the fireball was easily bounced back.
Tiansha was taken aback, and at the same time regretted it, the impulse is the devil!
This kid writes novels, Lao Tzu is his character, isn't he looking for death when he attacks him? How could it hurt him?
He hurriedly dodged the fireball, and his heart was entangled for a moment, but he made a decision immediately, just offended him anyway, and he was going to be killed by him, what are you afraid of, Lao Tzu fought with him.
Thinking of this, Tiansha flipped his hands, and countless fireballs smashed towards Yu Zhengyang.
Yu Zhengyang, who was waiting for death with his eyes closed just now, didn't realize that he could bounce such a big fireball away, and when he was surprised in his heart, he saw that the old fairy had another neurotic attack, urging countless fireballs to smash at him again, and he was suddenly unhappy in his heart, and wanted to kill me? I have no grievances with you, why bother to kill the killer like this! Since you can easily bounce the fireball back once, you can bounce all the fireballs back again.
Thinking of this, Yu Zhengyang stood up suddenly, crossed his arms across his chest, and roared loudly: "You old neurotic, you deceive people too much!" It's not over yet! At the same time, he waved his hands wildly, and shot at the incoming fireball.
Boom Boom! Countless fireballs in the sky collided and exploded, shaking the heavens and the earth.
After a fierce battle, all of Tiansha's moves could not hurt Yu Zhengyang at all, as long as he waved his arms, the attack was rebounded back, and several times he almost hit himself. Tiansha was very depressed in his heart, sloppy, this guy is the author of this broken novel, all the tricks were created by him, isn't he invincible, so he shouted: "Don't fight, don't fight, Lao Tzu's life is up to you." ”