Chapter 319: Laundry
The man who is the master of heaven and earth is also the reverse journey of all things.
It means that everything will disappear, and heaven and earth will remain forever, and this heaven and earth can also be understood as the Tao.
The core idea of Taoism is that everything in the universe has its essence and laws, and they call this the Tao, which is infinite, eternal, beyond the will of the individual and life and death, and is the force that governs all things in the universe and the force that pushes the universe forward.
Although the doctrines of the various schools are different, the final conclusion is usually the same.
At the end of our inability to observe, to know, and to define, there is the Tao, which maintains the balance between heaven and earth, maintains the growth of all things, and of course, can also cause the destruction of all things.
Leng Qingdai suddenly discovered that Li Chenguang's martial arts were extremely unreasonable after continuous research and observation.
This is a martial art that should not appear in the present world, and it is also a martial art that cannot be accommodated by the present world.
Because if we continue to cultivate like this, it is foreseeable that it will have a super destructive power in the future, which will deal a blow to the entire country and even civilization.
But that's how he exists, and Chi Guoguo appeared in front of Leng Qingdai's eyes.
The existence of the Tao can be deduced, and the emergence of a new thing must have a reason for its appearance.
All Leng Qingdai could think of was the future apocalypse mentioned in the Great Prophecy.
Therefore, Leng Qingdai guessed that Li Chenguang's appearance was the impetus of the Dao, and it was the Dao of Heaven and Earth that was behind the push, so that the martial arts that should not appear in this era appeared like this.
Leng Huixi frowned and thought for a while, "I understand what Master means, it's the proverbial saying, it has its own destined meaning in the dark." ”
Leng Qingdai smiled, "It can also be understood in this way." ”
I know the truth, but I can.
"Why are you saying this at this time?"
Isn't there something more urgent to deal with now?
Leng Qingdai stared at Leng Huixi very seriously and said, "This is the last lesson that the teacher can teach you, no matter what happens, don't be an enemy of Li Chenguang, behind him, there is a high probability that there is the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, the Universe is desolate." ”
Leng Huixi was shocked, "Master, what are you talking about, what is the last ......?"
Leng Qingdai stretched out her hand to stop her from speaking, and continued, "Listen, from the perspective of the teacher, on this wave ship of the times, Li Chenguang is most likely the helmsman and navigator who was pushed up by the Great Dao, and the person mentioned in the prophecy. ”
"Regardless of the ebb and flow, the wind and waves, he will lead our old era to the new era, of course, in this storm, there will definitely be people left behind, some people fall into the sea, some people will never recover, but only the navigator selected by the avenue will not be left behind, he will open the route to the new world, as long as he follows the lighthouse, he will definitely be able to go ashore."
"Master, you ......"
Leng Huixi inexplicably felt that Leng Qingdai was explaining what was going on, and suddenly felt desolate in her heart and her spoken language was blocked.
"The end of the old era always needs to be accompanied by a price, and there is always someone to sacrifice,...... Take care of the rest. ”
After Leng Qingdai finished speaking, she let out a long breath again, looked up at the bright moon in the sky, and in her dark eyes, there was a little smile, and she murmured, "The moonlight is so beautiful, maybe, I won't see it for a long time." ”
After speaking, he raised his hand to draw a talisman, and the figure with a perfect arc disappeared in place.
Only the last sentence of the air was left in the air, "Don't make a deal with the villain, his offer is something you can't afford, and they won't keep their word." ”
"Master, where are you going?"
Leng Huixi panicked, stretched out her hand to grab Leng Qingdai, but she grabbed it with one hand.
And when Leng Qingdai reappeared, it was already in front of the Leng family's meeting room.
In front of the hall, there were two tall Leng family guards in the handle, and in the conference hall were the absolute upper echelons of the Leng family.
Leng Qingdai still has a light and breezy appearance, with a smile like a spring breeze on her beautiful little face, and she raised her hand and elegantly bowed her hand to the two guards, "Please inform the head of the family and a few masters, as well as the elders, Qingdai surrendered in front of her!" ”
“……”
……
……
Li Chenguang felt a restraint on his body, unable to move, as if he had been pressed by a ghost.
In a daze, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Yin Ruosheng on his body with his hair radiating from him.
The eyes that stared at him were like a ghost trying to eat people.
"You...... Why? ”
Li Chenguang raised his somewhat heavy head slightly, and glanced at Yin Ruosheng, who was wearing a short skirt and a white shirt, revealing his delicate arms and long legs, just straddling the quilt and sitting on his stomach.
Yin Ruosheng leaned down slightly, and his long hair naturally fell from both sides, and also fell to the sides of Li Chenguang's face, covering a lot of light, like Sadako crawling out of the TV, staring directly at Li Chenguang.
Li Chenguang muttered, "I thought the ghost was on the body." ”
I feel that my body is weird and tired, and it looks like I was desperately using the shrinking charm yesterday and consuming too much energy.
Yin Ruosheng let out a breath with his nose, his eyes did not blink, and he said word by word, "I told you 99.99 million times, underwear, you have to wash it separately from your outer clothes, especially socks and inner storage, have you listened to it?" ”
Yin Ruosheng got up in the morning, and as soon as he turned on the washing machine, he saw the clothes rolling into a ball, and everything was stuffed inside.
At that time, I felt like my whole head was bigger.
"Please, haven't we discussed this question, do you believe in tradition or science?"
Yin Ruosheng said angrily, "I believe in science, and I also believe that the tradition contains the wisdom of the ancestors. ”
"My ancestors didn't have a washing machine before, so of course they could only wash it by hand."
"After there was a washing machine, our family, our village, the neighborhood, my aunt, and my grandmother all said to wash it by hand, you know how dirty the underwear library is, do you think you are smarter than the older generation."
"Hand washing, you kill me, forget it, there used to be a washing machine, but also because there is no disinfectant in the laundry detergent, you look at the remarks behind the current laundry detergent, the sterilization rate is as high as 99%, and all bacteria have been killed."
When Yin Ruosheng heard this, he paused, then frowned, crossed Li Chenguang with one leg, ran out through the slippers, and looked for laundry detergent.
But 2 minutes later, she came back again, threw herself on the bed again, and stared at Li Chenguang with a serious face, "Even if it's 100%, there are foreign objects floating in the washing machine, won't it pollute the entire washing machine." ”
"There's no foreign body, you say you're dirty, right?"
"You're dirty, it's all sweat, so you'll have to wash my hands."
"Please, that washing machine also has a drying function, the human body bacteria will survive up to sixty degrees, a drying seventy or eighty degrees, everything is dead, last time I also specially checked foreign experiments, the current machine washing with disinfectant laundry detergent, after washing is a hundred times cleaner than your hand."
Li Chenguang decided to fight on the basis of reason, quote scriptures, and fight with her to the end, there is no possibility of regression on this issue, and the soldier can be killed but not humiliated.
It is impossible to wash by hand, and there is no such thing as hand washing for adults.
Li Chenguang even stretched out his hand to get his mobile phone from the counter next to him, "Don't believe it, I'll send you that report, the data test in other people's laboratories, you have to believe in science, right?" ”
Yin Ruosheng stretched out his hand, pressed Li Chenguang's wrist, pressed him to the bed, and didn't let him take it.
For a while, she knelt on Li Chenguang's lap on the bed, pressed Li Chenguang's hands with both hands, gritted her teeth, and insisted, "Foreign is foreign, my Qing Dynasty has its own national conditions here, and foreign ones are not suitable for China." ”
"But the Qing Dynasty is dead."
"Anyway, you can't machine wash, you stained my clothes, you have to wash them by hand."
Yin Ruosheng's attitude was resolute, and there was no possibility of reconciliation.
Li Chenguang also directly relaxed and said, "It is impossible to wash by hand, it is impossible to wash by hand in this life, and only machine washing can barely get by." ”
"Then what do you do with long hands?"
"Then you cut off my hand."
“……”
Yin Ruosheng was speechless, "Just wash down for 10 minutes and kill you." ”
"It's worse than my life, this is the principle, 100% of the men in the country don't say hand washing, otherwise it will become a shame for men."
Yin Ruosheng didn't understand how this had risen to the level of male shame, "You are obviously lazy." ”
"Anyway, you can do it."
Li Chenguang looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, indicating that he was already lying flat, whatever you wanted.
Yin Ruosheng maintained the posture of riding on Li Chenguang's body, pressing his hands left and right, and said with a small face, "Then don't go out today, don't think about doing anything, you can stay in bed for me on the weekend, and don't think about playing games." ”
"Eh, there's this kind of good thing, not only can you sleep, but you can also be hugged by a big beauty, that's great."
After saying that, he closed his eyes and went back to sleep.
This itchy tooth.
After waiting for a while, seeing that Li Chenguang was like a pig, he didn't mean to move at all, Yin Ruosheng was also tired, so he had to lie down, so he covered Li Chenguang's body, his little head lying on Li Chenguang's right side, staring at him directly.
The beautiful autumn water revealed a thick ghost-like resentment that could not be dissolved, and I wanted to stare at him like this.
Li Chenguang felt it with his eyes closed.
He didn't understand why the two of them had to quarrel about washing clothes early in the morning.
Maybe, living together is like this, and you often have to quarrel over trivial things.
Li Chenguang moved his mouth, "Angry? ”
"Angry!" Yin Ruosheng replied angrily.
Li Chenguang had to open his eyes and look at Yin Ruosheng's little face next to him, the delicate little face with the size of a palm was full of resentment, he could only smile bitterly, "Okay, okay, next time I'll save more socks in the inner library and wash them in the laundry room downstairs." ”
Yin Ruosheng suddenly glared angrily, and the anger on her pretty face became even stronger, "You have a lot of money, wash it for 50 once." ”
"That's better than let's have a fight here."
"Don't have the option to do it yourself?"
"There is only the possibility that my hand will be chopped off, not the possibility of me doing it myself."
Li Chenguang's temperament of being a soldier can be killed and cannot be humiliated, which made Yin Ruosheng angry.
"You're too lazy."
"Okay, don't be angry, I'll wash once a week at most, and eat two more meals a week."
Li Chenguang stretched out his hands and hands, wrapped around the soft and boneless thin willow waist on his body, and said flatteringly, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, it's rare to have a good weekend." ”
"I'm angrier now!"
Yin Ruosheng stared at Li Chenguang angrily, "It's not a big family, why waste money, you might as well give me the laundry." ”
"That's okay, I'll give it to you, let's just don't get angry."
When Yin Ruosheng heard this, he was stunned at first, but immediately his bright eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his pink lips suddenly dissolved, revealing a slight smile, "It seems, it's okay, as soon as you have money, you feel that you can accept it." ”
"As the old saying goes, anything that can be solved with money is not a problem."
"That's not saving, let's count the pieces, five yuan a piece, I'll help you wash it every day, and save the salary in my little pig."
"Okay, no problem."
Yin Ruosheng bought a cute pink piggy piggy bank before, and agreed with Li Chenguang that the two of them must work hard, and each person must save at least 500 every month, which will be used as a down payment to buy a house after graduation.
In fact, I want to know that this is not 1,000 in January, and it will be less than 50,000 yuan in 4 years, which is 108,000 miles away from the down payment.
Even elementary school math can be counted.
But Yin Ruosheng is keen on saving money to buy a house, and bought a one-time piggy bank, which can only be raised if it is smashed.
It can only be smashed when the two are ready for a down payment.
The woman's mood changes when she says it, and she is happy again at the thought of making money and increasing the belly of the little piglet.
Although it seems that it is just one's own money left hand to right hand.
But if you think about it from another angle, isn't it just earning money from the laundry room downstairs?
Immediately, I felt good in my heart.
Li Chenguang felt that Yin Ruosheng's little face was cloudy, and the clouds were clear, looking at the close, pursed his lips and snickered, and couldn't help but hook the pink lips, as if he was inviting him, exuding a sweet and fragrant aroma like honey.
He leaned forward slightly, and took a sip of incense on the thin pink lips.
Feel the soft and wonderful honey scent.
After Yin Ruosheng was stunned, he hurriedly shrank his head back.
Although I have had a few experiences, I am still very shy, my little face was quickly smeared with a layer of honey-like pink, I stretched out my little hand to wipe my mouth, and said in a somewhat coquettish voice, "What are you doing, it is natural to sell labor for money, I am not selling my body." ”
"I didn't eat breakfast and was hungry, but I looked very delicious, so I wanted to try it."
"Hmph, don't taste it."
Yin Ruosheng said and wanted to get up, "I bought breakfast, you eat it quickly, come and fix my computer after eating, my computer is broken again." ”
Li Chenguang tightened his hands around Yin Ruosheng's small waist, didn't let her get up, and shouted, "Eh, you charge me for washing my underwear, I will repair the computer for you every day, you can't express it." ”
Yin Ruosheng thought it made sense, and snickered, "...... Then, if you fix it for 20 in the future, you have to save it in my little pig. ”
She thought of a way to make money again, and contributed more to the down payment in the future.
Li Chenguang didn't understand what the point of her putting her money in her own piggy bank was so happy.
Sometimes, he couldn't cry or laugh at Yin Ruosheng's dedication to the house.
When it comes to houses and saving money, this product is like a small money fan.
"It's not enough, every time I'm tired and tired to help you fix the computer, you see how tired my body is, I feel more physical comfort than material."
"Physically?" Yin Ruosheng immediately bit his thin lip, raised his little fist, and said angrily, "I'll kill you a big pervert, and the ghost will give you physical comfort, fix a computer, you will miss me, miss me...... You are delusional and shameless. ”
Li Chenguang was scolded inexplicably, and he was speechless, "What I think about is that you massage my shoulders, hands, thighs, or kiss me, step on my back, etc., may I ask what was the idea in your mind just now?" ”
“……”
Yin Ruosheng was asked, brushed it, her little face became more and more delicate, and she stammered and replied, "I think so too, it's not impossible, it's okay to treat your body,...... But save money anyway! ”
"Okay."
Yin Ruosheng patted the big hand holding the back of his hand, "Let go, hurry up and eat." ”
"Huh?"
"Get up."
"Huh?"
"You're so annoying."
She lowered her head slightly, leaned over her pink and crystal red lips, and kissed Li Chenguang's face, which was considered a compromise.
Li Chenguang released him at this time.
Yin Ruosheng got up, combed his wrinkled clothes, and hair, walked a few steps, only then did he remember something, and turned to look at Li Chenguang, "Anyway, I asked you, I also spent last night on Wu Lei's side, I said okay, I just had a break today, introduce me to your friends, don't forget." ”
"Forehead ......"
After Yin Ruosheng finished speaking, he confidently brushed his hair, accompanied by long hair and fluttering in the air, and walked out of the room quickly, "I'll dress up well!" ”
(End of chapter)