Chatting with Long Fei on WeChat, Zhang Ruoyu put away his mobile phone.

Glancing at Mr. Han, who peeped from time to time, Zhang Ruoyu said unhappily: "Mr. Han, even if it's a fake divorce, you can peek at my privacy?" ”

Han Jiangxue flattened her mouth and said: "I'm not stimulated today, and I'm a little bit of a loser, Brother Zhang, you can understand." ”

"I understand you, who understands me?"

Brother Zhang was furious.

In the corner of his eyes, there is a clear hidden smile.

"Be considerate of each other." Xue Bao pouted, very proud.

Want a divorce? Dream!

See that I don't consume you!

Arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau, the two of them looked solemn, their faces were full of the sorrow of the death of the whole family, and they took material photos, as well as a few small videos with BGM that must be very sad.

That's when I called it a day.

"Brother Zhang, I'm going back to live in the big villa tonight, take care!"

Xue Bao saved the photos and videos, shaking the phone.

Under the dim light, Han Jiangxue smiled like a flower, and her beautiful and clear eyes were full of love for the world.

"Get out, let me rot alone in a dangerous building!"

Zhang Ruoyu's thin lips opened slightly, scolding.

In the dark eyes, there was a throbbing light.

If you don't want to leave, then don't leave!

If he wants to die, Brother Zhang will also drag Xue Bao to die together.

What did you choose, Mr. Han!

Seeing Han Jiangxue drive away, a faint voice sounded behind him: "This is not leaving?" ”

"This girl tore up my marriage certificate, how can I leave?" Zhang Ruoyu lit a cigarette, his eyes soft.

"Won't you make up for it if it's torn? Troublesome? The kite pursed her lips and glanced at Brother Zhang.

"Do you have common sense? There is a cooling-off period for divorce. Zhang Ruoyu exhaled a thick cigarette. Even if you decide to divorce today, you will have to wait another month. ”

"Then leave in a month, and I'll help you make up the marriage certificate." Kite pouted. "Manly man, if you say you want to leave, you have to leave!"

"We've decided to fake a divorce!" Zhang Ruoyu was enraged and said stiffly.

"Is a fake divorce a fart?" Kite said lightly.

"The effect of a real divorce has been achieved." Zhang Ruoyu said lightly. "Say it or not, this girl is very smart."

"Phew." Kite frowned. "Yelling for divorce every day, you will be soft when you kick the door?"

"How did you talk to me?" Zhang Ruoyu said in a deep voice. "Don't forget, I'm your benefactor!"

"Die."

Kite glared at Brother Zhang and said lightly, "Do I still need to protect her now?" ”

"Nonsense." Zhang Ruoyu said as a matter of course. "Mr. Han didn't pay you a salary? Do you have a spirit of contract? ”

"You have." The kite yin and yang monster qidao. "You two are the most contracted in the world, and you all talk like a fart, liar."

The kite grumbled and walked away.

Originally, she said that she was going to divorce, but she was quite sympathetic to Xue Bao and was reluctant.

Now, Kite kite hates these eight women too much.

It's untrustworthy, and it's a scoundrel! Even dare to tear up the marriage certificate!

Why didn't the state establish a criminal law, and all those who tore up the marriage certificate were pulled out and shot!

Ding dong.

The kite's phone rang.

It was the WeChat sent by the eight women.

"Sister Iris, from tonight, Sister Xue invites you to live in a big villa, soak in a milk bath every day, drink 82-year-old Lafite, and eat caviar as a meal."

At the end, a custom picture of Bixin was also posted.

Zhang Ruoyu peeked at the kite's mobile phone and said coldly: "The 82-year-old Lafite on the market is all fake wine, and the caviar is eaten as a meal, see if it is fishy or not, it will kill you." ”

"Go, I wish you two a drunken dream and death in the big villa, and a spring dream without a trace."

Brother Zhang stopped a taxi and went to the nearest subway station.

……

Han Jiangxue drove back to Han's house.

Mrs. Han and Han Dong sat nervously in the living room and waited.

Seeing Han Jiangxue triumphantly entering the house, Mrs. Han got up and asked, "Why did you come back alone?" What if foolish? Could it be..."

Han Dong was about to cry.

Really gone? My brother-in-law...

"He's dead!"

Han Jiangxue threw down her bag and lay on the sofa without any image.

"Really gone?" Mrs. Han almost lost her breath and turned her back.

"What do you think?" Han Jiangxue cocked Erlang's legs and said arrogantly. "Grandma, I didn't say you, who am I, can you not know? To the fat of the mouth, can I make him fly? ”

"Then why did you come back alone?" Mrs. Han was nervous.

"We have decided to fake the divorce, the copywriter has been sent to the secretary, and early tomorrow morning, the whole city will broadcast the news of our divorce." Han Jiangxue took the big red robe handed by her younger brother.

It's a small day, pleasant.

"It's my sister! Awesome! Han Dong gave a thumbs up.

The little old lady also breathed a sigh of relief.

If the foolish child really decides to divorce, even if he goes out by himself, he will definitely not be able to stop it.

Only this dead snow treasure stopped...

Mrs. Han smiled at the corner of her mouth, her face was full of relief, and she asked about the entire negotiation process.

After learning that Xue Bao had torn up Zhang Ruoyu's marriage certificate domineeringly, Mrs. Han rummaged through the cabinets and found her marriage certificate from Xue Bao's bag.

This dead child really brought his marriage certificate with him!

Mrs. Han's heart was pounding, and she glanced at her precious granddaughter, who was obviously a little weak-hearted, and the little old lady didn't stop doing anything, and tore up Xue Bao's marriage certificate.

I also asked Han Dong for a lighter and burned it to ashes!

"Xue Bao, in a word, don't make up for it even if you die! Even if you can't get him, you will destroy him! ”

After that, Mrs. Han took out the household registration book from Xuebao's bag again and tore it up.

If it weren't for the fear that Xuebao wouldn't be able to go far in the future, this little old lady would be able to burn Xuebao's ID card!

A family of three is like a nervous disorder, chattering around the fire.

Xue Bao sent a snack to the cherry mouth, and muttered in a low voice: "Milk, you said that Brother Zhang agreed to a fake divorce, do you also like me a little?" ”

"Does it matter?" Mrs. Han raised her eyebrows. "What do you care what he thinks? After entering the gate of our Han family, do you still want to run? ”

"He Zhang Ruoyu is the aunt of the Han family in life, and he is the ghost son-in-law of the Han family in death!"

"Xue Bao, in a word, lock him up!"

Han Jiangxue raised her eyebrows, patted the dim sum scum, and pouted: "Grandma, you don't know me, I have had a face since I was a child, and I have a marriage without an emotional foundation, I am not rare, if I hadn't seen that he had a good impression of me, I would have left him long ago!" ”

"He is worthy of being the head of the Han family, and he is decisive in killing!" Mrs. Han made a loud noise.

"That's it." Han Jiangxue said proudly. "Milk, you have been restrained recently, lick it when you don't meet, it's really spoiled for him, and you won't have to kick my nose in the face in the future? Especially you, Han Dong. Don't meet each other, brother-in-law is long and brother-in-law is short, remember, he is now a domestic violence man, and he still beats me! I couldn't stand the domestic violence, so I divorced him! ”

"Roger." Han Dong swore and nodded.

Mr. Han briefly reported tonight's negotiations, and secretly sent a WeChat message to Brother Zhang: "Brother Zhang, are you home?" There are two bowls of bird's nest in the kitchen, which are stomach warmers, I prepared them for you last night, and you didn't come back to eat. Eat it now, the taste is just right, as smooth as white fungus soup, it melts in the mouth, nourishes the lungs and moistens the intestines. ”

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