Chapter 200: This Girl, What a Biao!
Even if the two of them hid in the corner to eat, there were still many people who cast strange eyes and even pointed fingers.
Aren't they all divorced?
What are you doing together? Didn't eat a casual meal on the wedding day, and ate at the Han family's Lafayette dinner?
"Let's be sneaky in the future." Zhang Ruoyu buried his head in eating and muttered. "I'm going to be depressed when I'm told every day."
"Brother Zhang, I didn't say you, what age is this, why is your heart so narrow?" Mr. Han raised his eyebrows. "I don't believe they haven't beaten their wives yet! One by one, they pretended to be dogs outside, and when they came home, they might not be able to abuse their daughters-in-law. ”
When Brother Zhang heard this, he said excitedly: "Do the coastal masters really have this fine tradition?" ”
Mr. Han twitched the corners of his mouth and muttered: "Look at people, it also depends on whether your daughter-in-law will be a person and live." ”
"What kind of are you, then?" Brother Zhang glared at Mr. Han. "Just like you, how can I do it? Can you fight in the Year of the Monkey? ”
Mr. Han's red lips couldn't help but turn up.
That's not it, President Ben is so good.
After eating and drinking, Brother Zhang was ready to slip away.
Mrs. Han is too popular, so she will not delay the old lady's socialization.
"Brother Zhang, go this way."
Mr. Han secretly beckoned and led Brother Zhang to the back door.
The cheating atmosphere is full.
For fear that someone would ridicule Mr. Han for eating back grass.
Sitting in the co-pilot, Mr. Han stepped on the accelerator and went straight to happiness, but Brother Zhang was a little surprised: "Go to my house?" ”
"Otherwise, is it still fresh to go to Han's house every day? Not irritating at all. Prime Minister Han said as a matter of course.
Zhang Ruoyu said with a strange expression: "Do you want to change the day?" The house is a mess, and there is no place to put your feet. ”
"It's a small matter, I'm not floating on the water with iron legs." Han Jiangxue is serious.
Brother Zhang's expression became even stranger.
Speaking of him, he even proposed to take Xuebao to drink Cihua wine to feel the real drunken gold fan.
"Next time." Mr. Han noticed the change in Brother Zhang's micro-expression, and his red lips curled slightly. "I'm a little tired today, I'm not in good shape, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up."
Click.
Mr. Han pushed the door and got out of the car, glancing at Brother Zhang, who was unhurried and deliberately delayed.
Mr. Han felt that something was wrong.
couldn't help but sink his pretty face, and rushed upstairs with murderous energy.
Brother Zhang, is this hiding a fox at home?
If you want Xue Bao to be caught, you have to peel your skin and cramp and parade through the streets!
took out the key and opened the door, and Xue Bao broke into the room with a cold face.
"Okay, surnamed Zhang! Play for me in the Golden House? Even the house has been renovated!? ”
Mr. Han crossed his waist and looked around the brand-new house with sharp eyes: "Every day you complain that you don't even have a place to watch TV after eating every day, and as soon as I leave, you just buy such a big TV?" And the changed to a leather sofa? ”
"Ouch, this shrinking dining table doesn't cost less, does it? Or automatic? ”
"Okay, surnamed Zhang, the bathroom has also been renovated? I tell you every day that this shower is too small, even my legs can't get wet, you don't move at all, as soon as I leave, you just put all your transfer fees into it? ”
"Alright, let's talk."
Han Jiangxue had a cold face and glared at Zhang Ruoyu, who looked awkward: "Explain, when did the fox move in?" ”
Smack.
Zhang Ruoyu lit a cigarette, tilted his head and thought about it, and said with a calm face: "It's been a while since this fox moved in, and it's been almost three months." ”
"Almost three months!?" Mr. Han was furious. "Didn't the come in with me? Doing bad things right under my nose every day? ”
Zhang Ruoyu exhaled a thick cigarette and pouted: "This sassy fox has indeed not done anything good, either because the house is small, or because the bathroom is dirty, you said that this sassy fox loves to be clean, and the angel called me to wash the sheets, make a sandwich, and don't put any meat at all, like feeding rabbits, if it weren't for the fact that this sassy fox looks good, I would have been tired of it." ”
Han Jiangxue stood in the living room in a daze, stunned.
scolded for a long time, scolded yourself?
She flattened her mouth, a little aggrieved.
His eyes were slightly dry.
Of course, she knew that this bastard hadn't been going to work lately, and every time she smelled it, she had a pungent smell of paint, and he must have been doing renovations.
Of course, she knew that this big color TV was bought for herself, and of course she knew that this sofa was bought for herself to lie down.
She's just a little afraid of being sentimental.
I'm afraid that this bastard will disgust himself again.
She didn't dare to claim it rashly.
She had to wait for the bastard to speak in person before she dared to turn on the TV or sit on the couch.
The air purifier at home, which runs 24 hours a day, makes a whirring sound.
That's because I'm afraid that the decoration will smell good, and I'm afraid that Xuebao will feel pungent.
On the shoe cabinet at the door, a few pairs of cute pink slippers were added, and in the master bedroom, a small but practical dresser was also moved in, next to Brother Zhang's new marching bed.
This girl loves beauty, and she usually thinks about it at home, so she can do it without makeup or dress up.
But once I go to work, I have to put on beautiful makeup every day, for fear that the name of the first beauty in the coastal area will be robbed by a fox.
After three months of getting along day and night, he understands her.
Xue Bao was afraid that his mood would collapse, so he turned around and walked around the room twice, his reddish eyes falling on the marching bed: "What are you doing?" Where is my floor? This marching uniform is soft and lying on its stomach, and it must not break my waist to sleep? ”
Attack is the best self-protection.
Xue Bao took advantage of Brother Zhang's inattention and secretly wiped the moisture from the corners of his eyes.
"Then get out of bed."
Brother Zhang, who was following behind him, said calmly: "My waist has been very hard recently, and I sleep." ”
Xue Bao raised his eyebrows and pouted his red lips: "A woman's waist is not so important, how many postures do you have, you can still hold it if you can't do it." A man's waist is going to be scrapped, and that's really the end of it. ”
"Just take a look, go back." Zhang Ruoyu pouted with a straight face. "It's a big smell."
"Who are you scolding?" Xue Bao raised an eyebrow. "I can stand the smell of sweat all day long, a little formaldehyde, do you believe that I sucked it all in one night?"
Zhang Ruoyu's eyes were soft and she frowned: This girl, she is really biao.
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PS: It's 200 chapters, memorial.