"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is full of stars and moons, and the breeze is gentle, it is a good day to dig graves."

For this live broadcast of stealing graves, Zhang Goth underwent a live broadcast account, and also bought a selfie stick to maximize the beauty and slimming face.

"Xiao Zhang, the camera is steady, don't shake around, I'm going to vomit."

"Xiao Zhang, be quiet, don't be so crazy, this is going to be caught, you will be finished."

Zhang Ruoyu stabilized the selfie bar, walked towards Zhang Xiangbei's cemetery, and said as he walked: "Thank you to the little prince for becoming the first big brother on the list, and thank you for the plane sent by my heart to the big brother of Xiangyang and the rocket sent by the big brother of the dream of death." ”

"Xiao Zhang, you be quiet, hurry up when you're done!" The leader of the group, Guotai Min'an, casually sent two small flowers sent by the system.

Zhang Ruoyu raised his eyebrows: "In Beimang, I have been bullied by Zhang Xiangbei for ten years, and now he is hanging, I can't be happy at his grave?" ”

After that, Brother Zhang played a song "Free Flying" in the live broadcast room, shouting: "Raise your hands and sing with me!" Yo! Yo! ”

“——”

"Your mother..."

The big brothers in the live broadcast room are stupid.

This grandson is so fucking fucked.

Is this really jumping on Zhang Xiangbei's grave?

"Thank you for the treasure map sent by Brother Guotai Min'an! Big brother is awesome! ”

Zhang Ruoyu took the dragon soul token on the tombstone, shook it in front of the camera, and said, "Big brothers, the token is here!" ”

"Xiao Zhang, stop it quickly..."

Guotai Min'an couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't wake up Zhang Xiangbei..."

Zhang Ruoyu frowned: "I haven't carved words on the tablet yet!" ”

With that, he took out an electric drill as if by magic.

"Xiao Zhang, do you take this engraving? If you engrave this line, the tablet may crack..."

The big brothers of the group are also a little cracked.

This surnamed Zhang is worthy of being from Beimang, and he is really not informal.

"Why don't you forget it? We believe in your sincerity, there is no need to make such a big deal, Zhang Xiangbei is the god of war who protects the country and the people, and still has a positive contribution to the country and the people. ”

"Xiao Zhang, you can't be humiliated if you can't kill it."

The group members began to "persuade".

This grandson is so crazy that the big brothers' hearts can't stand it.

"Zhang Ruoyu, you are too slow to engrave with an electric drill, making such a loud noise, and there is a risk of being caught." The little prince typed in the live broadcast room. "If you really want to play like you, it's better to just hammer Zhang Xiangbei's stele and run, at least be safe."

"Xiao Wang, what nonsense are you talking about?! Really smashed the monument, the Beimang army must not go crazy? ”

"Xiao Zhang, don't listen to Xiao Wang, he's joking with you!"

"Steal the Dragon Soul Token and leave! Hurry up! I feel like I'm hearing a siren! ”

Zhang Ruoyu seemed to be stunned.

He set up a selfie stick next to the tombstone, spit a little on his hand, and suddenly took out a big hammer from outside the camera and slammed it into the sky.

"The big brother on the list has said that he wants to smash the monument, and if I don't do it, I won't give face! I know that no one wants me to have an accident, but this is my sincerity in joining! Even if I get caught, I will never confess my big brothers! ”

"Walk you!"

Zhang Ruoyu picked up the hammer and smashed it into Zhang Xiangbei's tombstone.

Bang!

A hammer of eighty pounds.

Dry the tombstone to shreds!

"I'm Nima..."

"It's over, the Beimang Army will definitely be wanted worldwide..."

"Xiao Zhang, run! If you get caught, you'll die! ”

"Awesome!" The little prince typed, clicked and sent a few treasure maps, and directly sat on the top brother.

Bang!

Zhang Ruoyu smashed Zhang Xiangbei's tombstone to pieces with another hammer.

At this moment, a song of elegance and common appreciation sounded on the mobile phone: "In your heart, free flight, brilliant starlight, eternal wandering..."

Bang!

Bang bang!

Zhang Ruoyu smashed seven or eight times before he stopped.

The entire tombstone was smashed to shreds.

There was a dead silence in the live broadcast room.

Outside the cemetery, the sirens are getting closer and closer, and they are getting more and more urgent...

"Run!"

Even the little prince heard a piercing alarm in the live broadcast room.

Zhang Ruoyu threw the hammer, picked up the selfie lever and ran from the back door.

In the live broadcast room, during Brother Zhang's running, the camera went up and down, and several older brothers were thrown up on the spot.

But none of them quit the live broadcast room, but watched this escape drama live.

Soon, Zhang Ruoyu drove away.

I also took a moment to put my phone in the car and continue the live broadcast.

Those who have seen Zhang Ruoyu's face are basically Beimang insiders.

Even if outsiders have seen it, it is impossible for the few outsiders to join the anti-Zhang Xiangbei Alliance.

These big brothers, who have a grudge against Zhang Xiangbei, are basically friends with Zhang Xiangbei and have never met offline.

"Xiao Zhang, if it weren't for my high position and sensitive identity, I really wanted to have two drinks with you offline."

"Don't force it, Xiao Zhang, if you come to Yanjing to find me in the future, my female secretary will take care of you for me."

"Xiao Zhang, don't listen to him, this guy's female secretary is in her fifties, and her figure is completely out of shape."

The live broadcast room rattled and swiped the gifts, swiping the screen.

Guotai Min'an spoke: "Xiao Zhang, hurry up and close the live broadcast, I will find someone to help you delete all the content of the live broadcast room, and the account will be blocked, or the Beimang Army will find you." ”

Before turning off the live broadcast, Zhang Ruoyu said with some regret: "Big brothers, in fact, I have all the tools for digging the grave, as long as you say a word, I will wait for the police to leave, and then I will dig the grave." ”

This grandson...

The big brothers have persuaded Brother Zhang, let him calm down, don't throw yourself into the net, the days are long, the rice has to be eaten in one bite, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so you can accept it when you see it.

"Okay, let's let go of the surname Zhang today. I'm on the coast, and this grave will be dug up for him sooner or later! ”

Turn off the live broadcast room.

He was pulled into a small group by the little prince on the spot.

There are only five people in the group, and the group is called the prince and noble, which is very magnificent.

"Brother Zhang, let me introduce, this is my small group, don't be surprised, those big brothers also have their own small group, our group is young and can play together."

After that, the little prince has another person, whose online name is Good Time, and his avatar is a lotus flower, which looks very old.

"Sister An Hao is our eldest sister, she is strong, even those big brothers give her face, usually she either doesn't make a move, and when she makes a move, it is an explosive move."

Ding dong.

Zhang Ruoyu received a QQ private chat, which was sent by Sister An Hao.

"You are very brave, I admire you."

This avatar, this screen name, plus this ambiguous private chat content.

Brother Zhang felt that this good sister wanted to support herself.