Chapter 29 True and False Liu Guanzhang
From ancient times to the present, there is no shortage of self-proclaimed smart people in this world, they have no great ability, and their IQ is not too high, but there is a common problem, that is, they are easy to show off.
Obviously, this Deng County Governor of Nanton County is also one of them, but his way of showing off is a little special, and other people's displays are all harmful to others and themselves, what about him, he didn't pit himself, he didn't pit Yuan Jun, but completely pulled the irrelevant Liu Beijun into the water.
There are so many county officials in the courtyard in front of the hall watching and listening, Gao Ran is now sitting on Zhang Fei's identity again, I am afraid that this black pot will be completely betrayed by Liu Beijun in the future.
Before they could meet, they first deducted a basin for Liu Bei, Yuan Shang's kid is really not very authentic.
Not long after Gao Ran entered the county office, Yuan Shang and Zhang Jaw also occupied the four gates of the entire Nanton County, the intersection of the main streets, the county's dangerous points, and the military barracks.
Because Nanton County is a small county, there are not many people in the county, there are only less than a thousand people, and most of them are still asleep.
Therefore, the occupation of the entire county by the Yuan army is as simple and clear as the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves.
Seeing that the entire Nandun County had been controlled, Yuan Shang immediately arranged the trivial affairs of rectifying the future affairs of the county seat to the captains under his command, and he led Zhang Jaw and a part of the elite to the county government to receive Gao Lan.
After entering the county office, I saw that all the officials in the entire county government were concentrated in the large courtyard in front of the main hall, and Gao Ran himself was sitting on the main seat on the main hall with a big grin, living like a county lord who did not learn and did not know how to do it, and the real Nanton county magistrate was nodding and bowing to Gao Ran on the side, like a master, the scene was quite weird.
Seeing Yuan Shang and Zhang Jaw enter the county government hall, Gao Ran's face suddenly became happy, and he jumped up from the main seat, and laughed: "Nandun City District is a small county, don't look at the small place, there is really a lot of grain and grass, this is enough for me to wait for a while." ”
Yuan Shang nodded with a smile, and was about to say a few words of emotion, but he saw Nandun County Zai running over with a flattering smile on his face, bowing to Yuan Shang and Zhang Jaw from afar, and said softly: "In Xia Nandun County, Zai Deng Chang, I have seen ...... Liu Yuzhou, General Guan! ”
Yes, this county leader Deng is starting to be smart again.
Coincidentally, Zhang Jaw looks handsome, quite tall, and has three long beards on his chin, except that his face is not red, but the others are really a little similar to Guan Yu in the cross.
Touching the beard on his chin, he frowned, turned his head and looked at Gao Ran suspiciously, but saw that Gao Ran's face was slightly distorted, and his eyes were purring, as if he was hesitating about something.
After a long while, I finally saw Gao Ran slowly open his mouth and call at the open jaw.
"Second brother, don't pretend, his identity has already been guessed."
The open jaw was suddenly full of black lines.
Yuan Shang's eyes rolled, and he was almost thinking about it in his heart.
Raising his hand and pointing to his nose, Yuan Shang smiled and asked Deng Xianzai: "If he is Guan Yu, then guess who I am?" ”
Deng Xianzai successively recognized the true identities of "Zhang Fei" and "Guan Yu", and his self-confidence soared unprecedentedly.
But seeing that he waved his sleeves, pinched his fingers, and measured his steps in the main hall, as if he had the talent of heaven and earth, and the mastermind of the unpredictable art of ghosts and gods, he spoke flutteringly.
"Your Excellency entered the county government, I looked at your sword eyebrows and heroic eyes, and the instrument was extraordinary, I thought that Your Excellency was Liu Yuzhou himself, and I looked at it closely, but I saw that Your Excellency was too light, and the age tooth seemed to be less than double ten, so I guessed that it was not Liu Yuzhou himself, but Your Excellency could be juxtaposed with Guan Zhang, and the identity must be transcendent, but I have heard for a long time that Liu Yuzhou has no children under his knees...."
Speaking of this, he saw Deng County Zai Du step in front of the bookcase, raised his head and picked up the feather fan used to fan the wind on the bookcase, as if a generation of merry military teachers, pointing at Yuan Shang from afar, and pointed: "Your Excellency, isn't it a relative of Liu Yuzhou, and a relative of the Han family?" ”
In the entire county hall, there was a sudden silence.
Yuan Shang, Zhang Jaw, and Gao Ran looked at Deng Xianzai, who was holding a feather fan with one hand behind his back, as if he was pointing at the country, and was speechless.
After a long time........
Yuan Shang was the first to come back to his senses, coughed softly, and nodded: "The world is so big, there are so many heroes!" I really can't imagine that there are such talents in a small county of 100 miles, and my low-key identity has made him see through ....."
Zhang Jaw was speechless by Deng Xianzai's self-cleverness, and Gao Ran bit his lip tightly, for fear that he would burst out of joy if he couldn't hold back.
"But ....."
Yuan Shang looked up at Deng Xianzai, who was shaking the feather fan, and said, "Such a powerful wonderful person, if he is reused by Cao Cao in the future, then he will have it?" It's better to get rid of it as soon as possible. ”
Deng Xianzai's feather fan suddenly stopped shaking.
"Come on, take this talent down to cook, don't leave a single scum for Cao Cao."
The feather fan in Deng Xianzai's hand suddenly fell to the ground, and he fell to the ground with a "pop".
"General, you're being wronged!"
Yuan Shang laughed and said: "What are you wronged, you are an unpredictable talent!" I don't know and think you're a fortune teller, but this has been confirmed by my own eyes. ”
Deng Xianzai's crying pear blossoms brought rain, and I felt pity: "But it's all under the rain." ”
"Meng Dumeng is so accurate, then it is even more difficult to leave you...... Come on, drag it down, drag it down! ”
In a burst of crying, Deng Xianzai was dragged out of the county government by a group of Yuan soldiers, and the county officials standing in the courtyard were all pale with fright, and they were secretly embarrassed in their hearts.
Who said that Liu Beijun is all a teacher of benevolence and righteousness, doesn't this also mean that killing people kills people?
But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that you can't rely on Liu Beijun to others, so Deng Xianzai is purely looking for death by himself, what do you say you are idle?
Look at what he was able to give him just now, if it were me, I would kill it too.
Seeing Deng Chang being dragged out, Zhang Jaw immediately whispered to Yuan Shang: "Third son, this foolish county magistrate, do we really want to kill it?" ”
Yuan Shang shook his head with a smile and said, "No, I'm teasing him, I will quietly take him and his family to the barracks to settle down, and take them with me when I leave, I am killing chickens to show monkeys, so that these county officials can be honest, don't have any crooked thoughts, and by the way, settle down the fact that we are Liu Guanzhang." ”
Zhang Jaw nodded when he heard this, and then turned around and arranged.
Yuan Shang walked out of the main hall and smiled at the officials in the courtyard: "You don't have to be afraid, I will come here today, just to collect grain, not to kill people indiscriminately, as long as you are obedient, you will naturally not harm your life!" ”
Hearing this, the county officials hurriedly nodded yes.
Yuan Shang nodded when he heard this, and said: "The two generals of this general and Guan Zhang got Liu Yuzhou's order, led the edict with clothes, and came here to eat by order, I have 5,000 men and horses, and the boat and car are tired, you go to arrange manpower, make cooking in a pot, prepare food for 5,000 people, and prepare food for another ten days, without delay, if there is a delay, it is against the will of the Son of Heaven, and the end is like ..... Like...... It's like the right talent and the talented county slaughter! ”
The officials of the county government couldn't help but be a little confused when they heard this.
The Divine Decree of the Son of Heaven? Eat with clothes and edicts?
"What are you doing in a daze, why don't you go quickly!"
"No!"
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It didn't take long for all the camps in Nanton County, including the county government office, to start lighting firewood, building bonfires, and erecting food dings, on which white smoke of boiling water wafted up. The aroma of boiled rice, boiled vegetables, and boiled meat mixed together, and little by little spread throughout the city.
The soldiers of the Yuan army, who had been hungry for a long time, gathered around the bonfire, their eyes were glowing with a strange green light, looking at the cooked meat of white rice and green vegetables steamed in the food ding, and swallowing their saliva vigorously.
As soon as the food in the ding was cooked, I saw everyone rushing up, grabbing or clipping, grabbing or stuffing, filling their mouths one by one, as if they had never seen food in eight lifetimes, and only stunned the county officials who prepared the meal.
In the county hall of the county government, Yuan Shang, Zhang Jaw, and Gao Ran were not polite, holding the pork in the ding, and stuffed it into their mouths with a snort.
The county officials who were waiting on the side turned red one by one, looking at Yuan Shang's eating appearance, smelling the fragrance, the Adam's apple moved, and they were also addicted.
Yuan Shang nodded his head while eating: "Yes, the dishes are very good, the Son of Heaven will remember your merits, and when the emperor recovers the Central Plains and exterminates the national thieves in the future, there will definitely be a strong stroke of your credit for the restoration of the Han Dynasty." ”
Gao Ran heard the words "poof", and a mouthful of rice didn't hold back and almost didn't squirt out.